SUBLIME

[00:00:03] Episode 15, Sublime, Sublime, What's the definition of sublime? Perfect, Perfect, Beautiful, That's a synonym, Beautiful, Perfect, That's something that's really, really looks nice. I like words, so when you introduce sublime I was like okay, my senses went up.

[00:00:23] Like the most fantastic thing you've ever seen. Use it in the sentence. When I heard in the Risky Business, the movie, her breasts were sublime. Sublime breasts. Sublime. Sublime breasts. Okay, let's switch. I'm losing the purposes. Organic, open-ended. Let's go, let's go.

[00:00:49] Alright, you just celebrated 50 episodes on your original, on your podcast. Yes. YBL. Yes. Tell us the old story from Ecclesiastes and how the YBL birth even came about. Okay, that's, man. Okay, so Ecclesiastes is written by Solomon. He's the son of David, King David. Solomon succeeded his dad.

[00:01:13] So Solomon was the wisest man ever walked to earth, right? Right. Solomon wrote the book of Ecclesiastes. He wrote some other books too, but Ecclesiastes is 12 chapters to it, right? So if you go through it, I recommend you read that book.

[00:01:25] It'll teach you how to live, period, from one spectrum to the other side of the spectrum. Anyway, so YBL was birthed from chapter 12 because when he gets to chapter 12, he really gives a conclusion of all the 11 chapters like hey, listen,

[00:01:41] make sure you live your life, take care of yourself because these things are going to happen. So he says to physically talk about in chapter 12, he said the grinders will cease. One of the things he says is he says the grinders will cease.

[00:01:52] He's talking about synonymous. That's synonymous of teeth. Your teeth are your grinders. They fall out. They cease. Right. Yeah, he said that the blinds get dim. That's your eyes. Eyes start, your eyesight get dim. He said this. We both wearing glasses. Right. We both wearing glasses.

[00:02:09] He said this. He said that the silver cord gets loose. He's talking about your spine. As you get older, you hunch over. You hunch over. Correct. Unless you live, you know, but the majority of people. So when I read that and I talked the whole book from there,

[00:02:26] I said, you know what? I said, you know what? You better live because this stuff is going to happen. Time is going to, time is going to happen. So meanwhile, you better live. And when I kept saying, I actually preached a sermon.

[00:02:39] I'm in series on you better live. And now it is a whole podcast. 50 episodes. 50 episodes of you better live. Nice. Nice. That's where it came from. Nice, brother. Yes. D Music. Yes. Thank you, sir. Yeah. Listen. Welcome to On and Off The Field Sports Podcast.

[00:02:56] And with the purpose, we got y'all on the field coach. Mr. Sure, this is your boy Coach Barce and AKA Stilernation since 76. Hey, with this boy off the field coach, the infamous. The infamous. Yoda. I'm leaving at that. What's up, coach? What's going on, coach?

[00:03:11] Back here for another episode. Number 15, y'all. Sublime. Sublime. Sublime. You gotta say sublime. Sublime. Sublime. Sublime. Sublime. Jesus. So all throughout this episode, off the real, you're going to hear every now and then. Sublime. Sublime. Sublime. Sublime. How you doing, coach? I'm doing good, man. Ready to go.

[00:03:35] Man, listen. I'm so excited. You're doing another episode, man. I'm ready. Listen, the last episode was good. Yes. The interview was really good. Yeah, Frederick was. He was outstanding. He was outstanding. The Seaguar man. Seaguar. Puffin away. Shout out to him. Yeah, shout out.

[00:03:50] It was a lot we learned too. I like how females had their own cigars. Right. Right. I saw a few females online since then. Got their own cigar business. They pushing it. I have too. Right. So, like my followers on. Classy. Real classy. Yeah. Follow us on Facebook.

[00:04:06] So, look. Class clown segment. Class clown. Let's laugh. You don't always think. I love all the segments, y'all. And listen. He'll send an email to me. I'll browse over it. But I try not to read the class clown segment, Joe, because I don't want to get myself

[00:04:20] ready for it. But I guarantee you one of two things I know. One, I'm going to be about a Dallas cowboy and the other one going to be about a Seattle Seahawks. Can I get started? Can we go start off with them? Yes. Yes.

[00:04:32] Did you hear that Dak Prescott's chronic choking is covered by a vomite? That's a good one. The whole franchise. The whole franchise. What's the difference between a Seahawks and a dollar? What's the difference? You can get four quarters out of a dollar. That's good. That's good.

[00:04:46] I give it up. I was standing on the mound when my pants turned brown. Diarrhea, plop plop, diarrhea. I was sitting on the bench and my butt clung to the floor. I was sitting on the bench and my butt clung to the floor.

[00:05:01] I was sitting on the bench and my butt clung to the floor. Diarrhea, plop plop, diarrhea. When you're at the Dollar Tree and your butt begins to pee, diarrhea, plop plop, diarrhea. When you're feeling number two and it comes out like chocolate stew, diarrhea, plop plop, diarrhea.

[00:05:22] That's what I'm getting at with this. That's a diarrhea segment, y'all. Mary's nerd might get parted on that. No, no, no. Oh, my bad. My bad. Well, I'll skip. I'll skip. I sure did. New segment. Did you see that? All right.

[00:05:39] Like I told y'all, I browsed over this. He hit me with this stuff. Let's talk current news. All right. You ready? Yeah. All right. Trump assassination attempt. I missed it. I didn't see it. I saw the aftermath. I saw the aftermath. Right.

[00:05:56] I didn't see like, you know, the little, but a few, a few things to sure. If it was me and somebody had just, you know, took a shot at me and attempted, you know, to take my life, even if they scared him.

[00:06:12] I don't know if he caught his ear. I guess it did. Right. Allegedly. Allegedly. That's who will say allegedly. I like that work. I wouldn't. I don't think I would be of the mindset. To kind of want to emerge from security and shake my fists and say, go.

[00:06:28] I don't think I would be. I wouldn't either. No, I wouldn't. I don't think the average person would. So people are saying, oh, I was fixed or what? You know, you got that. So this beyond. I mean, I would not be of the mindset to do that.

[00:06:40] Let's put it like this after the eight years of term and then the four years of not being in office. Right. It would not surprise me if that was staged. I mean, it would not surprise. So I would not be beneath him to do that. To do that.

[00:06:59] Think about something just for a second. Security actually letting his head and shoulders be even exposed. Right. That's not. That's not protocol. Exactly. You would never be able to do that with all those secret service. After the shot.

[00:07:14] The first thing that they do is they cover on his head. Exactly. They're pushing his head down. Somebody took a bullet for a president once, I think back in the day. Reagan. You know what I'm talking about? I saw that on TV. Right. He took a bullet.

[00:07:26] So that's what I'm talking about. That wasn't staged. Right. You understand? So to beg for security one to like, oh, let him this. Let Mr. President stand up so he can address the crowd after he got shot. Yeah. I don't know. All right.

[00:07:41] So I had something to say about that. That's what I'm talking about. Joe Biden dropping out. Thank God. Thank God. Jesus. Of the presidential race. Jesus. You know what? I was embarrassing. I want to say this. Poor Joe.

[00:07:56] He, since he took office and ever since I've seen him, every time I see him, it looked like he looking for some money. You know how you look on the ground? Yeah. You look on the ground.

[00:08:08] Joe Biden always looked like he looked like he looked like he looked like he looked like he looked like he looked like he looked like he looked like he looked like he looked

[00:08:14] like he looked like he looked like he looked like he looked like he looked like a little little boy. And then when he'd be talking, it's almost like he was talking. It's so old. I mean come on. You can't be in that job.

[00:08:28] Don't have to fall asleep on you while you're talking. United States. That age you cannot run the president of the United States. Dude, he'd be sleepwalking. Straight up. And now we got Kamala Harris. Yeah. I think she could win.

[00:08:44] This the most I've seen her since she's been in office. I think she's gonna win. Yeah. And you know what's good about that? The camera strain. Follow up to our party episode. I knew that was on. Look dude, I thought about that when I saw it.

[00:09:10] She was like, I was the craziest thought I had in my head. But I was like, camera. Camera. They don't understand. This is something y'all don't understand. It's an inside joke. It's an inside joke. But dude, think about it for a second. Coach. It can be widespread. Widespread.

[00:09:27] You're talking about the whole country. Camelot. Camelot. Y'all never get it. Okay, go ahead. So let's follow up to the what if episode. My pop sent me a text this week. And he said that at his 50th class reunion. Oh man.

[00:09:47] He found out that 30% of the boys in his class died in Vietnam. 30%. That is a lot. That's a lot. That Ruth Scott lady was sending a lot of brothers to Vietnam. You know, this really saddens me because I look at it like this from this perspective.

[00:10:12] How many fathers? How many doctors? How many lawyers? How many business owners? How many whatever they wanted to be in life. Did they, we missed the world missed 30%. How many families? How many fact neighborhoods? Just start, we can start just from the and I'm starting from the individual.

[00:10:34] You know what I mean from the individual standpoint because from them would come families some of them come businesses, neighborhoods, whatever. Yeah. I know. Like But you wonder at that same time, there were two schools. You wonder and this is 68. Right, that's where I was going.

[00:10:54] You wonder what percentage of the other school went to Vietnam? That'd be a good question to ask. You're right. You mean a seasoned chicken? Yeah. Yeah. That's true. It wasn't a lot of Because that was a Most of the chicken that was over that was seasoned.

[00:11:11] One of the things that they talked about Vietnam was the unfairness of the number of blacks that were sent to the front lines. The drive. In the draft. In the drive, right. Yeah. The percentage was very, very much staggering. Yeah, staggering difference. Dude. Wow. That's heavy.

[00:11:29] And your pops, the fact that he, you told me he said that I wonder how that affects him. You know what I mean to know? Well it was something that he didn't really think about until he heard. The what ifs. What if show. What if man.

[00:11:42] And he was like wow. What if. What if, you know? Yeah. Heavy. New segment. Animal Planet. Animal Planet. What's your favorite dog breed of all time? Doberman. Really? Yes. Now I've had a Doberman but that's not my favorite. My favorite I think is the Rockwaller. Rockwaller. Yes.

[00:12:02] The German Rockwaller. Not American. Okay. I like the John. I have one, his name was Jax. Jax? Yeah man. Jax dude. Full of blood at German Rockwaller. Okay. So I think that's my favorite breed. Yeah I had two Dobermans. One with the name was Bud.

[00:12:16] And one was named Satan. He. Ooh you named your dog Satan. Satan yeah. When you named him were you in a like. I was a teenager. Okay. That makes sense. Go figure. What if. What if. What if. The uh. The uh. The uh.

[00:12:33] The on and off the field book club. All right. My niece is a reader-holic. She reads everything. And her favorite author is Anna Hung. She's famous for the Twisted Romance series. It's New York Times number one bestseller, USA to the bestseller. Her series are known for like having

[00:12:54] deliciously alpha hero, heroines and strong heroines. You said deliciously alpha. Deliciously alpha heroes. Heroes. Strong heroines. Okay. That was a hell of a statement. I wanted you to repeat that. Deliciously. Deliciously alpha heroes. Did oh you know that's a hell of a description. Google Gemini. Wow. Hey. Deliciously.

[00:13:21] Thank Google Gemini. Deliciously alpha. Deliciously alpha hero. From here on out one of my monikers now is the deliciously. The infamous. Deliciously alpha hero. Get it. Facts. I like that. Yes. Your current read. But I'm reading Countdown by James Paxton. Yeah, that was wow.

[00:13:45] Is it like a act? What is it? Me and my toe did that was the one she's a CIA. She's cut off. Oh. And she's trying to stop a 9-11 from happening. That's right. And her husband actually happens to work in a building where the. That's crazy. Yes.

[00:14:02] Yes. And so now she's got to navigate through the US government. Not only the people in the Middle East, but the US government is after her too. Because they're trying to keep her solid. That's crazy. Right. We've seen movies. Remember when we talked about this,

[00:14:16] I think briefly before. I've seen movies with the same structure. You know what I mean? Yes. Whether it was a character, was a male or female. But the same kind of structure like. So with this book, like I wonder what kind of movie it is.

[00:14:31] What kind of if they would make this out of a movie. Have you seen like Jack Ryan? Yes. I like Jack Ryan. Imagine Jack Ryan in doing an op. Jack Ryan is a beast, bro. And the government turns on him. Oh yeah. I like Jack Ryan.

[00:14:45] He has to figure out a way. Right. That's what it's like. That's fine. But she's a female. The male character is a female. Ben Affleck played one of the Jack Ryan characters. Yes. And I thought that when he, the one he put that was that movie was fine.

[00:14:59] Because Morgan Freeman is in it too, I think. So same concept. Same demeanor. But from a female. That's fire. She's in the Middle East trying to get back. Right. See me being prime military. You would love it. The whole, I love those type of movies.

[00:15:12] Yeah you would love it. I would read that book. You would love it. It's a page turn. And I'm not a big reader. I'm not a reader only. It's a page turn. But when I get one like that. I will. Countdown by James Patterson. I got you.

[00:15:23] I got you. WNBA segment. Yes. WNBA player of the week. This is your tongue twister. Oh my goodness. Eureka. Eureka. Ogubuwa. Ogubuwale. Close, yeah. Ogubuwale. Ogubuwale. Yeah. I was close. Ogubuwale. I love words. Yes. So Eureka Ogubuwale.

[00:15:46] W, she was an all star game MVP for the all star game. I want to say it like this. Eureka. Eureka. Ogubuwale. Yes. See that's our O. So she was the NBA player of the week right? Yes. How she look dude. I can't remember. She's Nigerian.

[00:16:00] Is she a looker? You know how they dress? You like to do they dress them? Yeah, she dresses fine. Yeah, she dresses fine. She dresses down. I would say she dresses real cool. Yeah, real, like an athletic style. Okay, like that. Okay. Still, but still though.

[00:16:17] Yeah, but she can ball though. Okay, okay, cool. Yes, she's balling out. Mary's nerd nugget funds back. Mary's nerd, we gotta give it a shot. I actually have three. Okay. We talk a lot about Mount Rushmore and did you know who's actually on Mount Rushmore? Oh man.

[00:16:34] Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, and everybody else Lincoln. Those are the four that we use for Mount Rushmore. Number two, this is a did you know fun fact. Okay. Did you know if you're sitting on the toilet taking a bow movement

[00:16:50] and if you raise up on your tippy toes it'll help empty out your colon? No. Yes. Are you serious? Yes. Wait a minute, bro. So you sitting on the toilet, you know. Uh-huh. Now I'm sitting right. And you ready to practice in this. Right.

[00:17:03] Raise up on your tippy toes and kind of sit and sit up. Raise up on your tippy toes and sit up and open your colon and you'll get a little bit extra out. Oh yeah, I'm doing that. The next dump I take is gonna be so liberating.

[00:17:17] And then last, Mary's things that make you go hmm. Okay. When you transport something by car it's called a shipment. But if you transport something by ship it's called cargo. Right. And I knew that because being on the ship, being in the Navy. In the Navy.

[00:17:34] And we used to do these unwraps under way replenishment and they would pull it up beside us was a cargo ship. Cargo ship. Yeah. Okay. Like you said, not a transport. Right. But a shipment, but a cargo ship. Cargo ship. Yeah, it wasn't a, yeah. Right.

[00:17:51] So you're right. Right. All right, first and 10th segment, main sports. The Olympics in Paris. It starts. Exactly. Snoop, you know I gotta bring this up. The irony. Okay. Let's picture the irony. Snoop Dogg carrying in the torch. The torch. My question is this,

[00:18:13] when did he use it for first before he carried? Did he light anything else? Before he came out? Let us know Snoop. Snoop. I was pretty happy while you were walking with that torch. Look, he's in Paris. You know, he's smoking over there too. Oh, that Paris flower.

[00:18:31] Yeah. What's your favorite event? I like the 100 meters. I do too. Yeah, that's mine. I like the 100 meters. Yeah, 100 meters. I like the 100 meters. That's number one. Yeah. I like the 100 meters and I like, you know my second one? What's that? The 200 relay. 200 relay. Yes. Okay.

[00:18:52] I like that. The mile relay. Like the 400 mile relay. One lap relay. I like that one. You know what else I like too? In the sky and in the same vein, Snoop and Kevin Hart was doing Olympic, like behind the scenes. They had a show. Yeah.

[00:19:10] They did it for the winter Olympics. I was wondering if they were gonna do it for this. I hadn't watched enough. It just started so I don't know yet. When they did it for the winter, it was hilarious. It was. He did it with Kenan too. Right.

[00:19:23] Kenan is hilarious. He's underrated. Yes. Yes. Yes. Blue black music segment. You gotta get that right. You said blue black. Blue bag music segment. That's the tongue twister. Blue bag music segment. Blue bag music segment. Check out Cleo Soul. She's good. Is she? What kind of music?

[00:19:45] R&B, kind of like Neal Soul, but she's got some gospel also. Okay. Okay. I'm not just, let me, I listen to all genres. You like them? I just wanted the world to know that it's religious when you just, if you say,

[00:20:00] oh, all I listen to is gospel music. I don't listen to secular music. That's false. Come on. God bless the same person that makes that music. You call secular with that gift. So don't do that. Don't hate. Don't hate. Yeah. And then you call yourself a Christian.

[00:20:16] I'm a Christian. I'm not religious. So I like, I listen to rock and roll. I listen to R&B. I listen to rap. Ray Gay. Ray Gay. House. Hey, it sounds good. I love it. I just love music. It sounds good. I just had to say that.

[00:20:32] All right. Two thumbs up. Two thumbs up. All right. Let's review Russell Crowe, the movie Badland and Eddie Murphy's new Beverly Hills cop movie, Axel Foley on Netflix. All right. Let me go. I have not seen Badland. You gotta see that.

[00:20:49] Same as if we just talked about the book, Countdown. He's an Air Force drone guy that's in with a special unit. I wanted to watch that. And all hell breaks loose. And he's got to find his way back. He got a drone pilot. Right. Right.

[00:21:04] Russell Crowe is the drone operator. OK. All right. Now, I do have something to say about Beverly Hills cop, Axel Foley. I liked it. I did. Can't help it. You got to compare it to the other, like the other Beverly Hills cop. You could see his age.

[00:21:23] You know what I mean? You can see his age. But I liked it. I liked the whole concept. I liked, you know, it wasn't disappointing. They got away with it because they didn't try and change anything. It was like they were the same age.

[00:21:36] So they can get away with it. I like it. Yeah. I like that. I like that part of it. Right. Yeah. Yeah. That part was cool. That part was cool. I like that part of it. Health is wealth. Absolutely.

[00:21:48] You know, I got to give a hand clap for that, bro. Because health is what ends when we did the whole, who said it first? Right. You did it. You can find him on and off the field. I'm telling you, we cover everything. Everything.

[00:21:58] Both sides of the box. So a Facebook friend of mine posted this. And this is, I kind of quoted what she had said. She said, what are you doing to keep the engine light from coming on? Ooh. I think a lot about physical fit level

[00:22:11] I can maintain until the casket drops. So the question becomes not only maintaining, but how can you take your exercise routine up a notch? For me, and I was just talking about this the other day. So I told you one of my goals on the pull-ups

[00:22:28] was I told you was to get to be able to do 15 clean pull-ups. Yes. Full range of motion. I accomplished that. So I could do 15 clean range of motion pull-ups. Now what I do now is I go to another variation of the pull-up.

[00:22:42] Not just regular shoulder width pull-ups. Now I go either close hand or, now what I told you, off air I told you I'm going to L-sit pull-ups. Right. Which you lift your legs, make yourself a L and then do pull-ups. So that's what I'm doing now.

[00:22:56] So I want to master that variation of the pull-up. So the answer to the question is whatever, like with push-ups, you master regular push-ups, you go to a different variation. Right. Wides. Right. Or diamond, you know, whatever. However you want to do them, you know, things, push-ups.

[00:23:11] So I think it's whatever exercise you're doing, when you get to a certain level, then you branch out. You go to another variation of it. And if you're just starting with one push-up, you just do one push-up and then at some point, you can do two push-ups.

[00:23:26] You can do two push-ups. Yeah. Right. Like no comparison. No, no. Everyone, you have to have a starting point. Right. Each person's starting point is different. It's different. Right. That's correct. You know we share close stories with that because we talk about health almost every day. Right.

[00:23:42] You know, we either give me an update on yours, you say, Coach, I did five pull-ups today. Man, I'm getting it in. I did, see? And like so I remember when I first started doing pull-ups. The first, I couldn't do but one or two pull-ups.

[00:23:53] That's what I did. I did one pull-up and I struggled. I was like, oh wow, that's embarrassing. Yeah. And it felt like somebody hit me in the back of my neck in the back of my back with a paddle. I said, what the word?

[00:24:05] I got that one in. Oh boy. That was over there. Motivation. Right. And self-discipline too. Yes. We talked about that. It takes that self-discipline. Especially when you master, like I said, I wanted to get to 15. I could have been like, oh, you know what? I got to 15.

[00:24:17] I'm going to chill out. No. You've got to go to another variation. Right. I told you with this, the Bible says that our bodies were fearfully and wonderfully made. Wanderers are your works, oh God. And my soul knows this very well. No doubt. So God made this.

[00:24:35] So if God made this vehicle, you know what I want to do? I want to see how fast this vehicle can go. I want to see how much this vehicle can take. I want to see how much pressure I can put this vehicle under. Because God made it.

[00:24:46] That's right. And another point to that is you can go the opposite. Sometimes when you're working out, you've got to take the foot off the gas pedal. That's a good point. You've got to take off. You've got to rest. You've got to stretch. Take some days off.

[00:24:59] And if you're lifting heavy all the time, sometimes you need a day of light weight. A day or two? Yeah, a day or two. Yeah. I'm telling you. So I found that too. So I do four days a week working out with my regiment, the details included.

[00:25:13] But maybe five days, but then I get two days off. You know what I mean? Sometimes I take three days off. Yesterday, I just went out back. And then we were going to move on. Yesterday, I just went out back. I'm my rack on the back.

[00:25:25] I just was like that with the dogs. And I pulled up. I just went up there and did five pull ups. I ain't like it wasn't nothing. Like it wasn't nothing. Like it wasn't nothing, bro. So shout out, bruh. Shout out, hey.

[00:25:35] Well, before we move on, look, the listeners challenge yourself. Start one day. Start a weekly challenge. Start a one day challenge. Start a monthly challenge. Start a yearly challenge. Start, start, start. Just start something. Yeah, yeah. Tech statement. Listen, catch us. We got a shotgun.

[00:25:50] I got a shotgun. You can not listen to us on Pandora. Also, we're on Spotify, Amazon Music, Apple Podcast, iHeartRadio, Facebook. And of course, you got to go to our website at onandoffthefield.com. DA, that's DA. On and off DA, DA. All right? And we're on Twitter now.

[00:26:10] Yeah, we're on Twitter. Just find it out too. So shout out to Gaysha. So we on Twitter as of this morning. Shout out to Gaysha Dog. Yes, shout out. You feel me? Shout out. Yeah. New segment, Black Folk. Color people time.

[00:26:28] You know what I ain't gonna give us a one-wump. Not yet. Color people time. All right. You've heard of that, right? I have. As a matter of fact, they call it a CPT. Right. It's basically when Black Folk show up late or fashionably late. Uh-uh. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:26:45] That term you just said just makes me cringe. Fashionably late. There's no such thing as fashionably late. It's nothing fashionable about being late. So stop doing that. And that's what color people time is about. That chaps my cheeks. I just want you to know that.

[00:27:02] I'm talking to Black people right now. And then we get mad. Get mad. When the Folk start with us. Yeah, I can't wait. No. Because this is what time we say we start. Isolator said don't play with my time. Because I can't get that. The congressman?

[00:27:18] I can't get that back. Don't play with my time. Yeah. I can't remember. The congressman. You could play with your time. Right. But don't play with my time. I had a coach that he preached five minutes early. His name was Tim Murphy.

[00:27:31] He's actually the head coach at Harvard. Right. He's been there over 20 some years, I think. But he said that if the meeting started at three o'clock, the doors locked at 255. Yes. And they should. And if you weren't at that time, you ran the next morning.

[00:27:46] And I probably should have kept what I'm about to say for my next pet peeve, but I'm not. Because I feel like saying it right now. Say it, brother. You know what? Get on my nerves. What? People that are late, but they hate to be rushed.

[00:28:01] Make that make sense. Right. You're slow, but you hate to be rushed. Right. That makes no sense. Chaps my cheeks. Chaps my cheeks, baby. Yes, it does. All right. All right. It's all about the relationship segment. Yeah, I said it like that. I said this, didn't I?

[00:28:24] I know that's what I said. Oh, my goodness. A conversation about how you feel is not supposed to end in an argument, end quote. Let me tell you what I feel about that. Just what it says. When you express what you feel and it's always attacked,

[00:28:40] you tend to not express what you feel. You tend to either close off toward that person, but you're going to find somebody else to talk to you about. You understand? So you can't attack people when they're expressing. When they show you the gash, this is my saying.

[00:28:59] If I open my shirt and show you the gash and it's bleeding, don't pull out a straight razor. Somebody already did that. Pull out some bandages. I need you to start helping me heal. Don't fuss at me because I'm hurt. Right. Ooh, Lance.

[00:29:19] Coach, when you do me like that, I will shut down. And I'll find somebody. Because I have to. I'm a social person. I love. Yeah, text message is fine. And I know this is the tech world. But I'm old school. I like to talk.

[00:29:36] Yeah, I like to talk. Yeah, that's me. That's part of my love language. So that's me. So if I open up and show you how I feel, if I trust you enough to share you and show you this,

[00:29:49] hey, look at this wound, I don't want you to say, ew. Don't do that. Right, right. You understand? No, I said, that gets me, dude. Understood. How do you feel about that statement? Well, I mean, I looked at it too. I mean, obviously in relationships,

[00:30:04] you have communication issues. I remember certain arguments that I've had in the past. Right. You sit there and you're like, wow. Why did I even say something? Yeah. And so what you learn to do is adapt to deal. But it's only to deal with.

[00:30:23] But let me bring this up. Let me know we got to move on. I'm going to do that. So does that damage? So let's say the communication, you can't tell a person how you feel without being attacked. Because people are to cheat you out of being human.

[00:30:40] Stop cheating people out of being human. All right? Leaders, stop cheating your leaders out of being human. They're just human. Don't care if they pass this president. Don't cheat the president out of being human. He's human. He's a human. Stop.

[00:30:52] So that's the one mistake we make is when we cheat people and we forget that they're human, just like us. And we get mad when we find out, hey, you're just like me. Why are you mad because I'm just like you?

[00:31:05] But then if I do something you can't do or don't do, you get mad because now I'm not like you. So which one you want? You want to be jealous or you want to hate me? Take a pic. For being just like you? Take a pic.

[00:31:16] So that's some sense. Does that make sense? Sure. Man, let's say. Ooh, boy, you started one in. Another new segment. All right, I got to give you a new cut. You go like this. Green flags. Green flags. Not red flags. Not red flags. Yeah. But green flags.

[00:31:28] These are people that celebrate your wins. Boy, you are on point. Pause please. Listen to the audience. I'm telling you, I just grazed over the script. Just grazed. The stuff that he's bringing up is crazy. Is it seriously? Go on. I just want to give you props.

[00:31:51] These are people that celebrate your wins. They remember small things about you. They respect your boundaries. You feel energized after seeing them. You don't have to watch what you say. Iron, sharpens iron. Green flag. Those are people that, yeah. Those are people you want in your corner.

[00:32:11] On my 50th, I recorded the 50th episode. What was the name of it? Iron sharpens iron. And what did I say? I'm surrounded by brothers that build me up. We build each other up. Our conversations are wholesome.

[00:32:25] When you call me and say, hey coach, I did five pull-ups. I'm like, bruh, that's what's up. When I tell you, hey coach, I'm on a weighted vest and I don't know whatever the accomplishment is. Even if it's something about your business.

[00:32:38] Hey, man, I got boom, boom, boom. Man, that's what's up. Keep going. Keep going. Motivation. We motivate each other. I love being around people that appreciate and not tolerate. I don't want to just be tolerated. I want to be appreciated. And you can tell the difference.

[00:32:58] You can tell the difference. Shout out, man. That's hard. Quarter of the day. All right, when God puts a calling on your life, he already factored in your stupidity. That's fire. That's fire. That was on my planner. That's fire.

[00:33:13] You know, in the Bible, see, I always bring up the Bible. Do I bring it up too much? You were Yoda. I'm Yoda. Watch this. So the Bible says that he says that you see your calling, brethren, not many wives, not many of noble birth.

[00:33:32] He said, but God chose the foolish things of the world to confound the wise. He chose the weak things to put the shame, those that seem strong. You said, when God puts a calling on your life, he already factored in how stupid we are.

[00:33:50] So he knew what he was getting when we. He knew. We are the problem. We forget. Don't we? Absolutely. That's the, we're the problem. We forget. God knows. I knew what I was getting when I, you know what? I knew he made us. So that's good. That's right.

[00:34:05] That's good. I like that. So this is called perception versus perspective. OK. OK. Perception is your view of something from your, from your eyes. OK. How you see it. Perception. Perception. OK. Perspective is how you can see that person sees through their eyes. Wow. Perspective. That's hard.

[00:34:29] That's fire. Say you had a lady who was, her dad was a police officer. OK. And her uncle was a police officer. OK. And she grew up in that type of environment. And so now as an adult, she has nothing but love and admiration for police officers. Right.

[00:34:47] Right. OK. Let's take the same, same, let's take another lady. And she had another incident dealing with a police officer. It was a negative incident. OK. And she knew something else had happened in the neighborhood that was a negative influence. OK.

[00:35:05] So as she got older, her perception of the police were not the same. I get you. As Lady A. Wow. But they're both right though. Right. They're both right. That's good. Perspective is being, it's for one of them

[00:35:21] to see why the other feels the way that they do. Right. Perspective. Right. And that's what we need to strive for, is perspective. Again, I don't know why I'm doing this. And all of your getting, get an understanding. Yes.

[00:35:35] See, if I understood why he lashed out at me, if I understood that he had just left his job and he just got laid off. Right. If I understood that that's why he was in that mood, then I would not respond to what he, to his mood.

[00:35:53] Because I have an understanding of another perspective. Perspective. Correct. And all of your getting, everything you saying, you know me, everything you say to me in the natural, I'm going to go right back to that text. You should. And all of your getting, and that's a powerful statement.

[00:36:07] Because if we understood the person, if we understood that the reason that the little boy goes to school and he acts out is because of what's going on at home. At home. Then we would understand and wouldn't treat him like, we realized he's really smart. He's just having.

[00:36:24] We would have a better understanding of how to handle the situation. A better perspective. A better perspective. From his side. Yes. I saw this meme on Facebook. And the lady, it was a man hanging over a cliff and he was holding on to a lady's arm.

[00:36:42] And she was fussing at him while he was holding on. He was trying to hold. All she could see was him trying to pull her. But above him, it was another rock on his back. She couldn't see that there was a, he had a rock on his back.

[00:36:58] All she could see was him. But no, but his, if she saw his perspective, she realized you ain't the only thing I'm trying to hold on to dealing with. Exactly. I got a boulder on my back. Exactly. So I saw that meme, I was like wow.

[00:37:10] And that's what we got to strive for. Understanding. Yeah, that's right. The other person's perspective. That's good. That coping. You got your music ready? I got the music ready, bro. You know what? Your music ready. Listen, we keep, y'all know what time it is, right? Hold on.

[00:37:23] Y'all know what time it is. It's the Yoda moment. Yoda! Dude, that tickles me, dude. I love it, baby. I love it. Let's go. All right. I want to hear the Ben Franklin story. The Ben Franklin story. Oh, yes. Yes. All right. All right.

[00:37:57] So the Bible says that faith without works is dead. And the Bible says that we all have to have faith and that without faith it's impossible to please God. Everybody's like, oh, when I go down to Metro, I go down and I minister.

[00:38:13] You know, you have the backlash and the guys, they question. They're like, hey, Rev, that's how they come. Hey, Rev. Rev, how am I supposed to know everything in that Bible? True Rev, how am I supposed to know Jesus died? Rev, I wasn't there, Rev.

[00:38:27] I don't know how I'm supposed to know that. I said, I tell you what? I said, by faith. Well, well, well, well, Rev, explain that. I said, I tell you what? I say, I got a $100 bill. I said, who's on the $100 bill? They said, oh, that's Ben Franklin.

[00:38:40] That's Ben. It's all about the Benjamin Rev. I said, okay. I say, you ever met Ben Franklin? No. I said, well, how do you know he real? They told me. I said, I'm here telling you about Jesus. Right.

[00:38:57] I say, you feel, I say, matter of fact, when you got, I could tell when you got Ben Franklin on you, you ain't got to tell me. I say, your attitude is different because you got Ben on you. You feel more valuable when you got Ben on you.

[00:39:11] He was like, Rev, I said, you walk different when you got Ben, you ain't got to show me that you got him on you. I could tell because your whole demeanor is different. I say, it's the same way with Jesus. You got to get him the same credit.

[00:39:24] I said, you can't get Benjamin Franklin credit. You ain't never met him. And then you don't get Jesus credit. You never met him either. Right. It's the same faith. Right. And that's how I talked to them about faith using the hundred dollar bill. Yoda. The moment. Yoda. Yoda.

[00:39:40] Yoda. Yoda. Yoda. Yoda. Yoda. Yoda. Yoda. Y'all don't understand this is the year. Yeah. Yoda. Yoda. Yoda. Yoda. Yoda. Listen, I love it dude. I'm so glad he brought that up. Cause that's that I really use that with the $100 bill

[00:40:08] and they know that I'm just doing faith dude. So don't say you don't believe cause you ain't seen cause you never met Benjamin Franklin but you'll do anything to get him. That's right. Yeah. Final drive sports jeopardy. What's up? Listen dude, I can do this show everyday.

[00:40:27] You too. And I think we're gonna have to get to where we start doing it everyday. I'm trying to tell you. All right. Coming out the tunnel. So this is, you started this coming out the tunnel. Right. And my first tunnel experience,

[00:40:40] I think it was about eight or nine. Okay. And my dad was a coach at Moncler State and I happened to be, you know, tagging along. And so I went from the coach's office to the locker room and to the area where the team gathered before the game.

[00:40:56] Right. And I'd seen all these guys for, you know, practice and, you know, after locker rooms and, you know, the showers and stuff. I was like the team mascot. And so I've always seen smiles and I'm watching practice and stuff. Right. So the coach gathers them up

[00:41:13] and all of a sudden, you know, you hear screams and you know, guys are just kind of like, all of a sudden I'm like, oh, what's going on? And so you hear this like pregame speech and so the coaches leave

[00:41:26] and the guys are just starting to bang each other. You know, they're, you know, their helmets are hitting each other. Special five when you say they're banging each other. They're taking their fists and banging their shoulder pads against one another. Okay. I see that.

[00:41:40] And they're doing head butts, you know, and you didn't hear guys are going, fuck! Get your fucking ass! I'm just telling them I'm back! Just telling them I'm back! Yes! And I'm looking at these phones like, what the hell is going on?

[00:41:54] So they walk out right before to the edge of the stadium where you can hear the crowd. Right. And, you know, you can hear like this intensity and all of a sudden you can hear like the, they wore, we had turf.

[00:42:09] So they had like, you can hear like the pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat. Right. And then it was, get some fuckers! Get them! Yeah, man! They're hitting a good hit. You can hit a good hit. Yeah. When they took the field,

[00:42:23] I was just like, wow, what the fuck just happened? You know, it was crump though. Crump, they were crump. See that's what I'm saying. Let me tell you something. I would pay money. I would have bought a ticket to be at a Ray Lewis pre-games. Yes. Speech.

[00:42:38] You hear me? I've had some of those in college in Heisler. But Ray Lewis dude. Yeah. Imagine being... Some of those guys are, Oh, Ray Lewis used to have 300 pound men crying in there. Yeah, Ray we're gonna kill them! You tell them, Ray! You tell them, Ray!

[00:42:55] He had a big news cry, bruh. Ray wasn't no joke. So that's why I want to experience the tunnel experience. I think about you. So let me stop. Let's stop right here. All right. I'm glad you said that. Okay.

[00:43:08] So this part is part two of coming out the tunnel. Okay. Now we talked about, as an athlete, you as a pastor, before Easter Sunday, packed church, you sitting in the back. Tell us about that before you come on to the podium. What's going through your mind?

[00:43:32] First of all, boy, that's so good. First of all, I got the playbook from Coach Card. He already gave me the playbook the night before. He gave me the playbook, the scripture. I call it the playbook. He told me how to run it, what plays the run,

[00:43:45] that was to say, where the Holy Ghost. So I'm crock off of that. So I'm recycling the playbook through my mind, just like a good quarterback. Recycling the playbook don't want to disappoint Coach. Cause he watching, literally watching. You know what I'm saying? Got a whole field perspective.

[00:44:00] So I'm running the playbook through my head, praise and worship going on. The music is there. So you know, I love music. So the combination of me running the playbook and the music, it's like a locker room because if I'm not mistaken,

[00:44:12] they have music in the locker room. Yeah. I have that. So the praise and worship is my locker room music. In my head, I'm running the playbook. I'm trying to praise and worship but thinking about the running the play. So I'm so crunk.

[00:44:24] So by the time I get up there, I have to ask God to calm me down. You know what I mean? So I don't be in my emotions. Cause you know, a lot of pastors want to admit it. They get emotional.

[00:44:35] You know, they get up there and it starts making sounds and doing stuff that's not God. You know, I heard a pastor get up there. You're gonna laugh. He's on, he's embarrassing dude. I can't sit in some church. He got up there, he was like, he's good. Whoa.

[00:44:51] Mm. He literally did that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta. He literally did that dude. He literally, yeah. Yeah. He did. He literally did that. You should Google it. The pastor, he, ah, you, he, we got to, y-y-y-y-y. I said, man, what are you doing bro?

[00:45:23] Right, that is not. That's not, you know what I'm saying? So for me, the, my pre game before I preach is the whole, really the God's just running through me. Like adrenaline. Right. So by the time I get up there, I have to calm down.

[00:45:36] So I don't do that. Y-y-y-y. That last night. What is that doing? Exactly. You're gonna help a man struggle with masturbation. Right. You eat coming to church trying to get delivered. And you, y-y-y-y. You gonna have them going home? Come on, bro. I'm sorry y'all.

[00:45:53] That ain't me to go there. I'm just expressive. That's all good. All right. Trap it through your eye segment. You did that, coach. That's your fault. Yeah. All right. I already got a place. Describe a place where you remember you said, and I quote, damn it's hot.

[00:46:09] You wanna go first? Vegas. I went to Vegas in the summertime once, and that heat was like a hair dryer blowing you from the sky. Ooh, I got two. Go ahead. They running. And New Orleans one summer is about the same. Really? Yes. I got two. Go ahead.

[00:46:34] Guantanamo Bay Cube. Ooh. Ooh. Let me tell you something. Yeah. Eight o'clock in the morning, it's 100 degrees. At 8 a.m., at Guantanamo, I was in Guantanamo Bay Cube for 30 days. Every day I looked like a brownie with moist ice on me. Did you hear me? Every day.

[00:47:02] I looked like a brownie with more. Dude, you talking about hot. Second spot that I went was Shreveport Bahamas. Okay. It was, the old folks say it was hotter than a box of 38s. So it was hot. Bruh, you talking about hot,

[00:47:19] but I've been to Egypt, Egypt in the desert, it wasn't as hot as it was in Cuba. But Cuba I would think because it's more the humidity. Because it's right there by the water. Right. But Egypt wasn't that hot. I was in the desert in Alexandria, Egypt.

[00:47:36] Do you hear me? Yes. The heat in Egypt, it was hotter in Cuba, in Guantanamo Bay Cuba than it was. Now the water in Cuba is beautiful. Crystal clear. Right. Yeah, but yeah, that's, yeah. Vegas in July. I heard Vegas, it was like 115. Ooh, whoa.

[00:47:57] But I'm telling you, it was like a heat. The heat was just like blowing, like a heater was on top of your head. That's crazy. Yeah, you could never escape it. Red flags. Oh, we did the green flag. No. Where does it go? Okay.

[00:48:11] First one, we got two. Okay. Two. All right. First one, when you see someone walking towards you as soon as you get out your car to pump your gas, you just pull up to the gas station. Okay. You get out the car to pump your gas

[00:48:24] and see somebody walking towards you. Okay. That's a red flag. It is a red flag. That's always a hustle. It is. Yeah. You're right. One way or the other. Whether they're trying to ask you for money, whether they're trying to beat you out of money,

[00:48:36] whether they're trying to rob you. Right. Prayer for, you know what I mean? You're right. Personally, I don't have, that's the, there's a, what you call a time and a place. I don't want to talk to anybody when I'm pumping my gas unless you are pumping your gas

[00:48:51] on the pump. Next to me. Across to me. Where we looking at each other. Right. But you standing there while I'm pumping my gas or me standing there while you're pumping. No. Yeah, no, no. You got them wrong. You're going to have to,

[00:49:02] I'm going to put out a lighter. And, yeah. Mm-hmm. The second one. You go like this one. Red flag. When you go to the bank to deposit your check and your teller is Jermakas Russell. Oh man, dude. He's not getting my check. Not at all. I'm, I'm, look,

[00:49:21] I'm going to tell him I was- Welcome to the bank, man. I'll help you. He's not getting my check, bro. That's crazy. You know what that's going viral? Right. Somebody sent it to me. I know. I see it. It was crazy. All right. Crazy.

[00:49:38] The where were you when, when segment, all right. Where were you when 9-11 happened? I can tell you where I was and I can tell you what I was doing exactly. I was working at Mac Phillips manufacturers window and door plant down the bay, down off Broad Street.

[00:49:51] And I was on a, what we call a trim saw cutting doors. And one of the other guys from one of the departments came back and said, hey, they say a helicopter just crashed. That's what we thought initially. So, and then that's where I was.

[00:50:04] When they have it. Where were you? I was at Booker T Washington high school in New Orleans. I was giving a class ring presentation. Okay. And when I finished, I was staying, I stayed after to kind of talk to the sponsors and we walked back to the office

[00:50:23] and it was on the TV monitor in the office. And I was looking and I was like, wow. Oh my God, the child. I know people that live in the tower. Wow. I mean, yeah. That's what I was like. I was tripping, you know,

[00:50:35] because I was like, I got family that lived there. Did you, did you, did you know? Okay. And like I said, that's where I was initially. And initially we thought that it was a helicopter. That's what they said. It was only after I got off work

[00:50:50] and then they was like, oh yeah, it was playing. So I'm like, oh man, it's that serious. So when I got home, because we didn't have TVs in the plant like that. So when I got home and started TV, I'm like, oh my goodness. Wow. 9-11 man. 9-11.

[00:51:01] Wow. Yes. Would you rather say? Would you rather, all right, would you rather perform a viral hit halftime show at the Super Bowl? Or would you rather be the MVP of the Super Bowl? I would rather, because it's, so I'm kind of biased. Well, yeah.

[00:51:22] I would rather perform. I'm thinking we're going to have two different answers. I would rather perform. Right. You're gonna, I know you're gonna be, I'd rather be the MVP. Right. On and off the field. Right. That's how we, that's how me and coach, oh right y'all.

[00:51:35] This organic, y'all ain't ready for this. But y'all might get ready. All right. Would you rather, oh man, would you rather have grilled salmon and asparagus or filet steak and baked potato? I'm taking the grilled salmon and asparagus right now. You know what I'm taking.

[00:51:51] I'm taking the grilled salmon and asparagus all day. All day long? All day and day. All right. Sorry not sorry segment. All right. This is where we call you out. Namo, this is a restaurant that everyone likes but do you think it's not that good?

[00:52:11] I'm going Olive Garden. You know, I'm gonna lean towards you with Olive Garden but I don't know if they, let me say this. Red Lobster. I was gonna, that was my number two. Red Lobster. That might be number one. We're gonna switch to that Red Lobster.

[00:52:28] Red Lobster for me. Yeah, Red Lobster. Yeah, yeah. Facts. All right, game segment. Charades. Oh, we got movie titles, all right? Yeah, okay. This is our first time doing this. It's so good. You're bad with us, bad with us. Yeah, bad with us.

[00:52:41] So we're gonna keep picking one movie title and we do the charades with it now. You know, we can't say the actual title in a movie, right? Right. Okay, all right. I'll go first. Okay. Let me think of the movie first.

[00:52:55] Let me see, let me see, let me see. Hold on, hold on. Okay, all right, all right. Master Splinter. Master Splinter? Yep. Shellback. Turtle? Turtle. Master Splinter. Shellback. Pizza. Oh, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah! I did it pretty good, right? You did good. Shellback, Master Splinter.

[00:53:30] Surely thought you would get Master Splinter. Well see, I forgot. I hadn't watched that in a long time. But I knew it would jog your memory. It kind of threw me, the shell part threw me at first. Yeah, that threw me at first.

[00:53:43] And I was gonna say the other guy, what was the other guy's name that was the Nemesis? They used to fight against him. God! I can't remember. I can't remember anyway. I wanted to reach for one, because you had to pull one that you wouldn't be thinking about.

[00:53:57] All right, give me one. There you go. Okay. Breathe. Wait until exhale. Yes. Ah! Wow! Listen! We gotta clarify something. He was just using the breathing to describe the movie. Y'all, you see two men breathing in each other. Y'all just... All right, I'm gonna do one more.

[00:54:28] Can I do one more? All right, all right. Okay, all right. That's so easy. Golly. Um... Cyberdine. Terminator. Yes! Yes, yes. Give me one, come on. Okay, okay. You're costing us, motherfucker. Give a position one more time. I bleed you. Leave you here. Be quiet.

[00:55:02] Get to the chopper! That's so funny! I'm gonna have you sit for it! I'm gonna have you sit for it! I'm gonna have you sit... Mama told me, you'll never see. You'll never see. You'll never see. Your man's losing it. He's losing it, man.

[00:55:24] Your man's out of control. He's losing it. How about this? We all gonna die. We all gonna die. Billy said that. You ain't never scared, Billy. You ain't never scared. I ain't scared of no man. We'll be out there. There ain't no man. You all gonna die.

[00:55:50] Alright, man! Tongue twister. Oh boy. Okay. Here we go, man. Come on, man. So choose eight, nine or ten. You just gotta do the eight. Eight, man. I'm gonna... See, you're sitting here. I don't know what he's sitting here for. I'm just gonna choose a number. Eight. Alright.

[00:56:08] Okay. What is it about to be? Eight. Eight. Dude, neblans, nibbling, nibbling, nuts, nuts, nicotine. Do it again. Wait, wait, wait, wait. See? I'm gonna make sure I got it right. No, I got it right. Come on. Give me the wall up. Alright, alright, alright.

[00:56:25] Come get your wall up. So if I get it wrong... Alright, come on. Eight, eight egotistical egoists. Echoing egotistical echoes. Eight, egotistical... Egotist... Egotistical... Egotis... Eight egotistical egoists. Echoing egotistical echoes. Eight egotistical egoists. Echoing... Egotistical... Egotistical... Echos. Eight egotistical echoes. Echoing... Eight egotistical echoes. Echoing egotistical...

[00:57:02] Hell, no, no, no. It's eight egotistical echoists. Eight egotistical... Eight egotistical echoists. Echoing... Egotistical echoes. Yes. OK, all right. You got it. I got it. Boom. Boom. All right. You said you do. All right. New segment, comics and cartoons saying, you know, Terrence Hunter was big.

[00:57:21] Remember we did the Marvel with Terrence Hunter? And he's a huge Marvel fan. He's going to be huge on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What were some of your favorite cartoons you watched as a kid after school? After school? So yeah, after school or Saturday morning? OK.

[00:57:37] Let's do after school or Saturday morning. Super Friends. Super Friends. Johnny Quest. Ooh, Johnny Quest. The Smurfs. Yeah. Hong Kong Fui. Hong Kong Fui. Yeah. Looney Tunes. Looney Tunes. Captain Caveman. Captain Caveman. Thundercats. Definitely Thundercats. Did you ever watch Josie and the Pussycats?

[00:57:59] I used to watch that a little bit. I got tired of them. I did too. I used to watch Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo, right? Yeah, Scooby-Doo. Underdog. I would have got away from it if it had a little bit below. Pesky kids. Pesky kids. Go ahead. No.

[00:58:20] Did you see the Facebook video of Scooby-Doo with Thelma? They were talking about Thelma's coosy snake. No. No. Oh my god. They walk in the room. They're like, damn Thelma. Put some air on it. Smells like raw dog in his mouth. You got to see it. Roo? Yeah.

[00:58:50] OK. Edible eatable eats. Right. All right. Would you eat a hamburger with some snot and boogers for $10,000? No, bro. I just probably had to go work for that. OK. You'll eat it for 10 racks. Snot and boogers? No. Well, it depends on. If it's my own.

[00:59:09] If it's my own? Can I put my own on there? Put my own kind of mix? Take it out. Now if I put my own, yeah. You can do it. $10,000. Nobody else is though. Nobody else is. Yeah. All right. That's what you?

[00:59:23] If it's your own, what if it's your own? If it's my own? Yeah. You do it. Yeah. Sure. I mean it anyway. Anybody would. Yeah. Y'all, y'all, you know what? Go to the website and tell us on there

[00:59:33] would you eat your own snot and boogers on the burger? All things. All things, Monica. All things, Magnus. All things, Magnus. All right. You and Monica make a nut at a pool party. Slow dancing real close to fire and desire by Rick James. Oh, man.

[01:00:02] How long before is a blood flow issue? Man, listen. It won't take long. It won't take long. No. Yeah. It won't take long. Before Team Marie comes on. Oh yeah. She did way before that. Way before that. Way before that. By the time she come on, you know.

[01:00:22] You don't want to, you know. You're grinding on that. Oh yeah. You don't want to. Yeah. Right. You don't want to pop the cook. All right. This is a good one. This is versus segment. So which franchise has the better Mount Rushmore of RBS? Running backs. OK.

[01:00:36] The Houston Orler, Texas, Tennessee Titans. And they have Earl Campbell, Eddie George, Chris Johnson and Derek Henry or the Chicago Bears, Walter Payton, Gail Sears, Matt Forte and the Galloping Ghost, Ray Grange. I'm going with the Bears. Why is that?

[01:01:00] And I'm going to take I'm going to go with the Bears and the weak. Sweetness, Gail Sears, those two alone. Well, sweetness is the best out of all those running back. So he's number one. Matt Forte is the weakest out of those running backs.

[01:01:16] But you know, interesting, his stats were number two to Payton. Really? Yes. He actually did really well for an underachieving Bears team. Yeah. And then you got the other one, Earl Campbell, Eddie, man. Solid. They solid across the board. You know what?

[01:01:37] Out of those backs, all of those are really big backs except for Chris Johnson on his smallest back. So fast. You know what, dude? I'm me. That's a toss up. That's preference. Yeah, right. Listen to one either way. Can't win. Right. We win. Right. Whoever. Yeah.

[01:01:53] The fans win on that one. I think Chicago, I think Chicago, if you had to say who's the top running backs of all time, I think you could put the argument that Payton and Gale Sears. Right. Gale Sears only because in search, you know, short because

[01:02:11] he had a shortened career. Right. But if he would have had to say. Oh, he was tough. Yeah. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. I did the other lineup. Give me the best one out of Earl Campbell, Eddie George, Chris Johnson, Derek.

[01:02:22] Which one of those is the best back out of those? I'm going to Earl Campbell. Best out of those? Yeah. You give him a. Hmm. Okay. I'm going to Earl Campbell. The only person I would put close to that is Chris Johnson. 2k CJ 2k.

[01:02:38] Yeah, he's tough, dude. He's close to being on. But you know, when I saw Earl Campbell run with speed, same as Chris Johnson, you know, obviously, Chris Johnson can't even match the power that Earl Campbell has. What is Bo Jackson lineup in here? Oh, wow.

[01:02:59] He ain't that good. You know, he's on that Gale Sears tier because you don't know what if he got hurt, if he wouldn't have gotten. I remember the guy. I was watching the game when he did do chase them down and touching them. I watched the injury.

[01:03:12] I remember the game. Yeah. Yeah. The Bengals. Sissing at the big bike. And I remember that. That's crazy. I remember that. Wow. Oh, pet peeves. Pet peeves. We got two. OK. All right. Number one, when I'm trying to read.

[01:03:26] OK, when I am trying to read on an online article and an ad pops up over it where I can't even see the article. I hate that. Yeah, I hate pop ups. You can't even see what you're trying to read. I mean, right. And I got this thing.

[01:03:41] If you pop up on me, I'm not buying anything. You just turn me off. Turn me off. See, here's my thing. Um, the world's privacy has been invaded. Like, for instance, let me case in point at your physical address, you can have somebody deliver a paper or whatever

[01:04:00] because they do it or whatever. They get somebody to get paid to do it. You can say, hey, I don't want this. Right. Stop delivering it. Just continue to deliver it. Right. Now, legally, that's littering. It's trying. You throwing trade. You legally, you throwing.

[01:04:16] I told you not to. And you throwing trash. Not, not if they don't have it. Not if they got a government stamp on it. Watch this. Not littering. Watch this. Watch this. I asked them three or four times. I even opened them and called the number on it.

[01:04:29] I'm going to tell you, I did this online. I don't care if I showed it. After I got some in there and they kept on delivering them, I started, I started collecting them. And so I took it back.

[01:04:40] I went to their address and I took all of them paper and dropped them at their address. I said, you dropped it at my address. Damn man. Here it is back at your. You ever tried doing a return to sender? I did all that.

[01:04:53] They wouldn't leave it alone. I called. They talk, I talked to them. I say, this my address. They won't stop. I dropped. I said, here you go. I dropped them at the, I dropped them at their front. I said, now you see how I feel.

[01:05:05] They said, we'll stop delivering them and they ain't deliver them no more. Facts. I did that. Don't play with you. Don't play with me on that. Because it really, it's like a pop up ass. It's like a pop up ad in your yard.

[01:05:16] I didn't ask you for that. Right. I didn't ask you for that paper. Right. You know what I mean? Take this, you know, You violate my space. On phone we get called now. That's that's a pet peeve. I'm gonna add that one. Spam calls.

[01:05:30] People trying to say stuff. You know, and you could tell them. Warranty. Warranty. What's her name? This is they told me 20 times ago, this our last time calling you about this. Please let it be. That's 20 times ago. So yeah, that's my you could tell your coach.

[01:05:48] I'm only did it as you got one more. So you got here we go. All right. When someone is riding my bumper. Now let me say this. I'm one of the ones that ride the bumper. But I don't like slow drive. So you so you are pet peeve.

[01:06:05] I am. I'm guilty. Yeah. Why do you do that? Let me tell you who I do it to. Here's my pet peeve. When you text in and driving. Well, how you know they text in and drive? You can see it. You can see it.

[01:06:21] OK, so if you know that it shows you see or what if they're not texting and driving? I know, I don't, you know, I don't give them a hard time. But now if they text in and literally. I'm like, mm-mm. OK. No flash my lights. Incomfortable. Nope.

[01:06:38] That's that's this, you know, I don't know. But let me let me clarify. I don't just ride people bumper. This would be right. See, I don't like that, you know, because it's been my experience. The people that ride the bumper don't know how to drive well. Right.

[01:06:52] They'd be different if you was if you knew how you knew how to work to handle and stay okay, I get it. OK, yeah. But I don't just generate a ride. People's most of it. It don't, you know, it's like, come on, man, you. Yeah.

[01:07:03] Accident waiting to happen. Right. And I'm going to be right in the middle of it. Oh, yeah. Just back up with just a little bit. Right. What is the law one calling? I think like if you're if you like when you pull up to somebody,

[01:07:15] you should be able to see the the exhaust. OK, bottom of their tire. OK, that makes sense. Yeah. OK, that makes sense. But now I don't just generally, you know, take, you know, run behind. It's just when they take some. All right, you know,

[01:07:27] Hey, y'all pray for Yoda. And this has been a carcass number 15. Sublime of the best. Sublime. Sublime. Sublime. It's a nice. It's your boy, Mr. You better live and I got to own a fear. Coach, rest assured this is your boy. Coach boss in a.k.a.

[01:07:45] Still nations in 76. It's a boy off the field. Coach a.k.a. Coach rebag a.k.a. The infamous Yoda. We out. Peace.