What’s better than an episode about wine? Another episode about wine and a wine tasting. Join us and our special guests “Sandy and Nephew” as we wine talk and taste in our own unique way.
Come listen, laugh, learn and be inspired!
00:00:02 --> 00:00:06 Episode number 90, season two. Wine Talk. Part
00:00:06 --> 00:00:11 two. So I knew the first one was going to be
00:00:11 --> 00:00:14 a hit. Yeah, I liked it. Devon Untara. Wine Talk.
00:00:14 --> 00:00:17 So do you get it yet? The Wine Talk, Wine Talk?
00:00:17 --> 00:00:20 Yes. Because once, yeah. Yeah, I get it. It brings
00:00:20 --> 00:00:24 it out. It brings out the talk. Absolutely. Absolutely.
00:00:24 --> 00:00:27 All right. So we're going to be doing a... wine
00:00:27 --> 00:00:28 tasting wine tasting right yeah so we're gonna
00:00:28 --> 00:00:32 start with mine so my choice of wine so you got
00:00:32 --> 00:00:36 a dark horse red blend yes from california yes
00:00:36 --> 00:00:40 so i i like red blends okay right i don't like
00:00:40 --> 00:00:43 pinot noir's a little bit too much too much pepper
00:00:43 --> 00:00:46 kind of well i got one that i think is you said
00:00:46 --> 00:00:49 you said that and i can't remember the name of
00:00:49 --> 00:00:52 it it's a pinot noir but maomi okay you said
00:00:52 --> 00:00:54 i can't remember it yeah it's not like a woman's
00:00:54 --> 00:01:02 name So I picked that one. I like the California
00:01:02 --> 00:01:03 to blend because it's right there in the middle.
00:01:04 --> 00:01:06 Okay. You know, so let's taste it. Let's taste
00:01:06 --> 00:01:09 it. Let's see. First of all. Hold on. Yeah, we
00:01:09 --> 00:01:11 got to introduce. We got to. We're sorry, Sandy.
00:01:11 --> 00:01:15 Yes, we have a guest here. Special guest. And
00:01:15 --> 00:01:18 her name is Sandy Hesley. She's my sister. And
00:01:18 --> 00:01:22 I will let her say hello to the world on her
00:01:22 --> 00:01:25 own. Hey, y 'all. Put it on some more, friend.
00:01:26 --> 00:01:28 I got it. Now, tell them again. Hey, y 'all.
00:01:28 --> 00:01:31 We're going to welcome her to the show. All right.
00:01:31 --> 00:01:34 Now, she ain't no stranger, so here we go with
00:01:34 --> 00:01:35 the wine tasting. We're going to see. Y 'all
00:01:35 --> 00:01:43 tell them what you think. Cheers. Cheers. You
00:01:43 --> 00:01:46 want to go first, Sandy? She's not a red fan.
00:01:47 --> 00:01:50 I'm just not a red wine fan. So what do you get
00:01:50 --> 00:01:54 out of it? Well, what I do like about it is that
00:01:54 --> 00:01:57 it's not real dry. Because sometimes red wines
00:01:57 --> 00:02:02 can be kind of dry. But it's not real dry. But
00:02:02 --> 00:02:07 I don't like that kind of bitter -like taste.
00:02:07 --> 00:02:14 That's not me. I like sweet wines. Which is opposite
00:02:14 --> 00:02:19 of this. Right, it is. It's a decent red blend.
00:02:20 --> 00:02:21 It's a decent red blend. It's got a it's got
00:02:21 --> 00:02:25 a nice flow to it. Mm -hmm. Well, I like it because
00:02:25 --> 00:02:28 I can feel it Like what do you mean by that?
00:02:28 --> 00:02:31 Like it feels good when you drink it. Okay. Yeah
00:02:31 --> 00:02:35 kind of kind of uh, what'd it say? Uh, um Warming
00:02:35 --> 00:02:51 warming. Yes. That's a good listen What? So listen,
00:02:51 --> 00:02:59 ride home. So after we - You wanna ride? After
00:02:59 --> 00:03:01 we've done that, so now it's time for the press
00:03:01 --> 00:03:05 segment. You ain't giving us our tickets. I gotta
00:03:05 --> 00:03:08 give us our tickets. You're all off already,
00:03:08 --> 00:03:41 Coach. Gotta have to edit that flow. So look,
00:03:43 --> 00:03:46 let's get right to this. So we're going to pray.
00:03:46 --> 00:03:48 We got to pray. We got to bring some bring some
00:03:48 --> 00:03:50 prayer. We got to bring the Lord in this now.
00:03:51 --> 00:03:56 See how you do. All right. Heavenly Father, creator
00:03:56 --> 00:03:59 of all good gifts, we pause to give you thanks
00:03:59 --> 00:04:02 for this gathering today. And may this wine be
00:04:02 --> 00:04:06 a symbol of your love and grace in our lives.
00:04:06 --> 00:04:09 Fill this room with peace. lighten our hearts
00:04:09 --> 00:04:12 with joy and give us wisdom to speak words that
00:04:12 --> 00:04:15 lift each other up may our laughter be plenty
00:04:15 --> 00:04:19 our gratitude deep and our time together a reminder
00:04:19 --> 00:04:23 of your constant grace amen that's an interesting
00:04:23 --> 00:04:26 prayer yeah you know it really is because let
00:04:26 --> 00:04:31 me say this um Where it says may it give us wisdom
00:04:31 --> 00:04:34 to speak words and lift each other up. I remember
00:04:34 --> 00:04:37 there was a scene with Jesus He was drinking
00:04:37 --> 00:04:42 wine And the Pharisees came up and they was like
00:04:42 --> 00:04:45 look at him here friend of tax collectors Mm
00:04:45 --> 00:04:48 -hmm. He's a glutton and a wine bibbler, right?
00:04:49 --> 00:04:54 And so Jesus made a statement. He said He said
00:04:54 --> 00:04:56 John the Baptist came and he didn't drink any
00:04:56 --> 00:04:58 wine with y 'all He wouldn't even eat with y
00:04:58 --> 00:05:01 'all. He said, y 'all say he had a demon. He
00:05:01 --> 00:05:03 said, I came doing the total opposite. I ate
00:05:03 --> 00:05:06 with you, I drank wine. Yet you called me a wine
00:05:06 --> 00:05:11 bibbler and a glutton. He said, but wisdom is
00:05:11 --> 00:05:14 proven by her children. What he's saying is,
00:05:14 --> 00:05:16 I'm gonna sit here and enjoy me a few glasses
00:05:16 --> 00:05:21 of wine and I'm gonna still speak wisdom. The
00:05:21 --> 00:05:23 fruit of wisdom is still gonna come and I'm gonna
00:05:23 --> 00:05:27 make y 'all look like a fool. I'm gonna make
00:05:27 --> 00:05:28 your words, I'm gonna make you eat your words.
00:05:29 --> 00:05:31 I'm gonna still maintain self -control and I'm
00:05:31 --> 00:05:33 gonna be in the head a couple glasses of wine.
00:05:33 --> 00:05:35 People don't want to teach that to them. Man,
00:05:35 --> 00:05:39 I can't help it, man. Let's listen. Yoda! Class
00:05:39 --> 00:05:40 Con segment. That was good, that was good, man.
00:05:43 --> 00:05:45 Class Con segment. Okay, let's laugh. What do
00:05:45 --> 00:05:48 you call an optimistic, oh my goodness, I knew
00:05:48 --> 00:05:50 the Cowboys weren't gonna get away, man. What
00:05:50 --> 00:05:54 do you call an optimistic Cowboy fan? A comedian.
00:05:54 --> 00:05:57 A comedian. Facts. Come on. All right. Why did
00:05:57 --> 00:06:00 the Cowboys fan get kicked out of church? Why?
00:06:00 --> 00:06:04 They kept praying for the miracle season. So
00:06:04 --> 00:06:05 do you think... And they lost their first game
00:06:05 --> 00:06:08 already? Already. The Giants beat them, right?
00:06:09 --> 00:06:12 Did you watch that game for him? Were you satisfied?
00:06:12 --> 00:06:19 Very much so. Why is Dak Prescott so... Can I
00:06:19 --> 00:06:22 almost hate it? Is it because he's a Dallas Cowboy?
00:06:23 --> 00:06:25 That's what I think it is. I don't think that
00:06:25 --> 00:06:28 it's him because he's really a nice guy in my
00:06:28 --> 00:06:30 opinion. Yeah, in life. He's a nice guy. But
00:06:30 --> 00:06:34 people rule against him though. Because he's
00:06:34 --> 00:06:37 associated with that organization and... You
00:06:37 --> 00:06:41 either love or hate the Cowboys. You either love
00:06:41 --> 00:06:43 or hate the Cowboys. One or the other. So you
00:06:43 --> 00:06:44 either love or hate that. There's no in -between.
00:06:44 --> 00:06:48 There's no in -between. I don't like them. Anything
00:06:48 --> 00:06:53 that's associated with them. Every box of raisins
00:06:53 --> 00:06:57 is a tragic, shriveled reminder of a bunch of
00:06:57 --> 00:07:00 grapes that gave up on their dream of becoming
00:07:00 --> 00:07:17 a decent mullah. That's good. My doctor told
00:07:17 --> 00:07:21 me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front
00:07:21 --> 00:07:26 of a mirror so I don't miss a thing. Oh my goodness.
00:07:27 --> 00:07:30 Alright, why do men find it difficult to make
00:07:30 --> 00:07:33 eye contact? Why? Because breasts don't have
00:07:33 --> 00:07:38 eyes. That's true. So a man walks into a wine
00:07:38 --> 00:07:40 shop and says, I'd like a bottle of wine to go
00:07:40 --> 00:07:44 with my wife's cooking. And the clerk goes, what's
00:07:44 --> 00:07:47 she making? And he says, I don't know, but can
00:07:47 --> 00:07:49 you give me anything that pairs with a smoke
00:07:49 --> 00:07:51 alarm? And she burning whatever she cooking.
00:07:52 --> 00:07:56 Damn. So can we get Sandy's bottle of wine? What
00:07:56 --> 00:08:01 did you bring? I don't know, is this white? It's
00:08:01 --> 00:08:04 not the Moscato. It's whatever the white one.
00:08:04 --> 00:08:08 The other white wine. She doesn't know bring
00:08:08 --> 00:08:16 how you gonna bring So take the Pellegrino clear
00:08:16 --> 00:08:20 your mouth from the okay Hey, could you bring
00:08:20 --> 00:08:26 me a napkin get you a napkin? How did you find
00:08:26 --> 00:08:30 that out Lance to do that I should be a bartender
00:08:32 --> 00:08:35 In my former life. In my former life. They be
00:08:35 --> 00:08:40 making them drinks. They be making them drinks.
00:08:40 --> 00:08:45 So this is a, this is a Moscato as well. Yeah.
00:08:45 --> 00:08:50 Is it? Yeah. So we have two Moscatos. Nice. So
00:08:50 --> 00:08:53 this, so you would like, this is a sweet wine.
00:08:53 --> 00:08:55 That's what it is. She like the sweet stuff.
00:09:00 --> 00:09:05 We gotta give a shout out to the server. Yes,
00:09:05 --> 00:09:12 Geisha, who is also the engineer. The engineer
00:09:12 --> 00:09:15 tech, she's the engineer. Yeah, all right, so
00:09:15 --> 00:09:19 we're gonna go ahead and taste this. So Sandy's
00:09:19 --> 00:09:23 got a Cavet, let's see, it's a Cavet Moscato
00:09:23 --> 00:09:27 2018. Travanzi, imported from Italy. Travanzi,
00:09:27 --> 00:09:38 okay. Here we go, cheers. Cheers. Oh, yeah. That
00:09:38 --> 00:09:42 is sweet. It's sweet. That's like a adult Kool
00:09:42 --> 00:09:48 -Aid. Right. It is. It's like heavy Kool -Aid.
00:09:48 --> 00:09:51 Yeah, adult heavy Kool -Aid. After hours Kool
00:09:51 --> 00:10:00 -Aid. It's good to me. Okay. This will be good
00:10:00 --> 00:10:04 with like a I would think like a pasta salad.
00:10:04 --> 00:10:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe even fish. Yeah, yeah,
00:10:08 --> 00:10:11 definitely So with a red wine be good with a
00:10:11 --> 00:10:15 fish. I'll put that with a steak steak. Okay
00:10:15 --> 00:10:18 more meat. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah I will
00:10:18 --> 00:10:21 put it with a steak. Yeah, that makes sense.
00:10:21 --> 00:10:24 That make all the sense. Nephew is in the building!
00:10:24 --> 00:10:30 Nephew just can't take the promises. Some people
00:10:30 --> 00:10:34 call him Bishop. Some people call him nephew,
00:10:34 --> 00:10:37 which is what I call him. Nephew! What's up brother?
00:10:39 --> 00:10:42 He's called by many things, and y 'all will hear
00:10:42 --> 00:10:47 from him in a few minutes. Nephew, your cups
00:10:47 --> 00:10:50 are right over there. You get all of them because
00:10:50 --> 00:10:53 they all have purpose. You have to grab all of
00:10:53 --> 00:10:57 them. One is going to be for the Pellegrino.
00:10:57 --> 00:11:01 Yes. to swish your taste buds. Yes, that's a
00:11:01 --> 00:11:03 swish around. But you're going to have four different
00:11:03 --> 00:11:09 ones. So you got to catch up. Yes, sir. Oh, yeah.
00:11:09 --> 00:11:11 He's also called Ice Man. Shout out to my daddy,
00:11:12 --> 00:11:19 Calvin Henson. Yes. Rest in peace, Calvin. So
00:11:19 --> 00:11:22 while they're getting that ready, I want you
00:11:22 --> 00:11:24 want to do this look at your neighbor friend.
00:11:24 --> 00:11:27 Yeah, so Sandy's joining the crew. She's joining
00:11:27 --> 00:11:30 the crew. Shout out to her. Look at your neighbor.
00:11:30 --> 00:11:35 Look at your neighbor. Okay. This is really interesting.
00:11:35 --> 00:11:39 I didn't know this. Okay. John June Lewis. senior
00:11:39 --> 00:11:43 became the first African American to own and
00:11:43 --> 00:11:47 operate a commercial winery in the United States.
00:11:48 --> 00:11:51 He even grew his own grapes and built his own
00:11:51 --> 00:11:54 processing equipment. I know that. So do you
00:11:54 --> 00:11:56 know which part of the United States? Virginia.
00:11:56 --> 00:12:02 Really? Yes, in Virginia. Wow. And he was a black
00:12:02 --> 00:12:06 man. A black man, yeah. Doing Jim Crow days.
00:12:06 --> 00:12:12 So I'm guessing that there's a Lewis company
00:12:12 --> 00:12:15 traditional wealth, like just wealth. It's got
00:12:15 --> 00:12:17 to be. Generational wealth. I would hope it.
00:12:17 --> 00:12:18 I would hope so. From this, you got to have generational
00:12:18 --> 00:12:21 wealth out of that. From wine. To be what? A
00:12:21 --> 00:12:26 vineyard. So imagine in comparison to, where's
00:12:26 --> 00:12:30 Martha's Vineyard? That's in Boston. Massachusetts.
00:12:31 --> 00:12:33 Massachusetts, right? Yes, it's in Massachusetts.
00:12:33 --> 00:12:35 I know, I thought that too. It's in Massachusetts.
00:12:35 --> 00:12:38 Which one is in Cali? There's one in California.
00:12:38 --> 00:12:42 You got Napa Valley. Napa Valley. Yeah. But Martha's
00:12:42 --> 00:12:44 Vineyard is actually in Massachusetts, I found
00:12:44 --> 00:12:47 out. Like Cape Cod area. So imagine this dude,
00:12:48 --> 00:12:50 dude. Yeah. That's generational wealth. Oh, I
00:12:50 --> 00:12:53 know. It's gotta be. I'm about to look that up
00:12:53 --> 00:12:56 to see, like, if he has like a running... He's
00:12:56 --> 00:12:58 got to have something like that company or something,
00:12:58 --> 00:13:04 right? Okay african proverb Wine reveals what
00:13:04 --> 00:13:07 the mind conceals. That's a fact. Yeah, that's
00:13:07 --> 00:13:10 a fact what they say, uh, uh Drunk man's words
00:13:10 --> 00:13:14 are sober man's thoughts right? Yeah Same thing
00:13:14 --> 00:13:19 same thing. All right chinese proverb When drinking
00:13:19 --> 00:13:23 with a true friend a thousand cups are not enough
00:13:24 --> 00:13:27 Oh, is that how to play the thing? Now, this
00:13:27 --> 00:13:29 is how Bruce Lee sounds when he drinks wine.
00:13:29 --> 00:13:33 I'm sorry, y 'all. I'm sorry ahead of time, Bruce.
00:13:33 --> 00:14:01 It's the same, right? I'm sorry. That's how Bruce
00:14:01 --> 00:14:05 drink his wine. I'm so glad the sex doctor segment
00:14:05 --> 00:14:09 don't follow me. It follow. Normally follow him.
00:14:09 --> 00:14:14 So we got you good. This is a true, true person
00:14:14 --> 00:14:16 also. Go ahead friend. You got the sex doctor
00:14:16 --> 00:14:22 segment. I'm grieved. Adult content creator Tia
00:14:22 --> 00:14:26 Billinger. gained global attention after claiming
00:14:26 --> 00:14:34 to have sex with 1 men, around 400 unprotected.
00:14:34 --> 00:14:39 Oh! Lord help us. During a 12 -hour event in
00:14:39 --> 00:14:45 London. Oh! Finish it up. She has just given
00:14:45 --> 00:14:48 birth to her first child. What'd she say now?
00:14:53 --> 00:14:56 Wait a minute. Let me read these stats again.
00:14:57 --> 00:15:00 Could you read the stats again, please? Okay.
00:15:01 --> 00:15:06 How many? She went on a bench with 1 men.
00:15:07 --> 00:15:12 400 unprotected. 400 unprotected during a 12
00:15:12 --> 00:15:15 -hour event in London. So she did this in 12
00:15:15 --> 00:15:19 hours? 12 hours. That's a shame. Dude, how do
00:15:19 --> 00:15:24 you sneak with over 1 men? dude on the video
00:15:24 --> 00:15:29 a youtube video they got them lined up on the
00:15:29 --> 00:15:31 patio because the steps going all the way down
00:15:31 --> 00:15:36 through the house in 12 hours yes that one against
00:15:36 --> 00:15:38 the law i know i'm not a part of this segment
00:15:38 --> 00:15:45 i have to um i have to to say something 1057
00:15:45 --> 00:16:06 men in 12 hours that's 88 .08 men per hour No
00:16:06 --> 00:16:22 Oh So what does the knot in the line look like?
00:16:23 --> 00:16:29 Oh, they just get warmed up in the line. They
00:16:29 --> 00:16:37 ain't lying. They ain't lying. No, boy, if you
00:16:37 --> 00:16:40 fall back in the line, it depends on where you're
00:16:40 --> 00:16:52 at in the line. What? My time is coming. Oh my
00:16:52 --> 00:17:05 goodness! Dude, that is unbelievable! Oh my goodness!
00:17:06 --> 00:17:08 Crazy, crazy. And then I go to the what if segment.
00:17:10 --> 00:17:15 So listen to this what if. What if you found
00:17:15 --> 00:17:18 a bottle of wine worth one million dollars, right?
00:17:18 --> 00:17:21 Right. But upon discovery, you find out that
00:17:21 --> 00:17:25 whoever drinks the wine will die. Would you sell
00:17:25 --> 00:17:35 it or would you destroy it? Oh, I can tell you
00:17:35 --> 00:17:40 I sell it. I would sell it with a precaution.
00:17:41 --> 00:17:43 Oh, you're telling me they're going to die? Yeah.
00:17:44 --> 00:17:47 Well, they're not going to buy it. It's after.
00:17:48 --> 00:17:53 It's this shame. You know, you got some fire
00:17:53 --> 00:17:57 stuff here. This is some fire stuff. And once
00:17:57 --> 00:18:02 we sell it, it'd be like, oh, FYI. Right, FYI.
00:18:02 --> 00:18:07 By the way, if you drink it, you're going to
00:18:07 --> 00:18:14 be in jail. Don't. And thank you for your contribution
00:18:14 --> 00:18:31 to my bank. Nice. Oh my goodness, bro. Yeah,
00:18:31 --> 00:18:32 that's that's all you got to do right there.
00:18:33 --> 00:18:38 What would you do, coach? I would sell it. I'm
00:18:38 --> 00:18:41 sure. Yeah. 99%. But I tell you, you're going
00:18:41 --> 00:18:44 to tie though. I'd sell it though. You know,
00:18:44 --> 00:18:46 God did that to Adam and Eve. He said, listen,
00:18:47 --> 00:18:50 They go, a tree. If you eat that, you're gonna
00:18:50 --> 00:18:57 die. They did it. So, does that mean it don't
00:18:57 --> 00:19:02 matter? That's crazy. That's the crazy whatever.
00:19:02 --> 00:19:06 All right, Fran, it's on you. Okay, random thoughts
00:19:06 --> 00:19:10 segment. This is a doozy, but it makes perfect
00:19:10 --> 00:19:15 sense. The longer you don't pee, the longer you
00:19:15 --> 00:19:30 pee. Who signs this stuff? Jarvis. Jarvis. It
00:19:30 --> 00:19:34 makes perfect sense. Come on nephew. So we got
00:19:34 --> 00:19:37 our third wine tasting and nephew's gonna come
00:19:37 --> 00:19:40 in. Yes, we got a transition out. So clean your
00:19:40 --> 00:19:45 palate. Everybody clean your palate. Take my
00:19:45 --> 00:19:51 cups with me. And you got Nephi's wine. Whoa.
00:19:52 --> 00:19:59 Boy. You're going his wine. Thank you, Salem.
00:19:59 --> 00:20:03 Shout out to Salem. That was fire. You got to
00:20:03 --> 00:20:08 come back on. You got to have fun. Oh, boy. She
00:20:08 --> 00:20:12 didn't got the book. Yeah. You good, Nephi? Uh
00:20:12 --> 00:20:15 -huh. Get your head set on that sir Mama you
00:20:15 --> 00:20:19 look for I got you So you get me in the court.
00:20:19 --> 00:20:22 Okay. Hold on one second Let me let me grab you
00:20:22 --> 00:20:24 brought up one with the court court. That's all
00:20:24 --> 00:20:31 right. Cooper, huh? I don't call it expensive.
00:20:31 --> 00:20:40 You remember we talked about this last So this
00:20:40 --> 00:20:45 is a Cooper's Hawk Winery and restaurants sangria
00:20:45 --> 00:20:51 red. Out of Jacksonville, Florida. Oh, wow. Yeah.
00:20:53 --> 00:20:57 Cooper's Hawk. Nephew, what's up, brother? Man,
00:20:57 --> 00:21:00 I'm proud of you, man. I haven't talked to you
00:21:00 --> 00:21:03 since I found out you were a pastor. I'm a minister.
00:21:03 --> 00:21:06 I didn't know that, no. Yeah, but I get called
00:21:06 --> 00:21:08 pastor all the time. Minister, pastor, you know,
00:21:09 --> 00:21:12 reverend. Yeah, all that. I get called all that.
00:21:12 --> 00:21:18 But yeah, man. I am. See, you're supposed to
00:21:18 --> 00:21:24 say that. Coach. Thank you, Geisha. But yeah,
00:21:25 --> 00:21:28 I just brought a word, Sunday. Nice. Yeah, you
00:21:28 --> 00:21:32 did. I didn't get to hear him, man. Alright,
00:21:33 --> 00:21:36 so this is Sangria. I'm interested to see. This
00:21:36 --> 00:21:39 is Sangria. I'm interested, yeah, interested.
00:21:39 --> 00:21:48 So, alright, cheers. Cheers. Mm -hmm. Oh man.
00:21:48 --> 00:21:50 Yeah, that's good. Oh, yeah, that's you could
00:21:50 --> 00:21:55 taste And that's sweet. Yes, we It's a different
00:21:55 --> 00:21:57 kind of sweet though. It ain't like a like a
00:21:57 --> 00:22:01 sweet sweet. It's like a Wine sweet. Yeah, it's
00:22:01 --> 00:22:05 like a wine. I could taste the good I could taste
00:22:05 --> 00:22:12 the grapes The ferment oh That's good. Oh, that's
00:22:12 --> 00:22:16 good. All right. This is Cooper's Hawk saying
00:22:16 --> 00:22:19 Greer Red, Cooper's Hawk saying Greer Red. Okay,
00:22:19 --> 00:22:25 can you tell us why you chose that? So, if I'm
00:22:25 --> 00:22:27 being perfectly honest, it was the only bottle
00:22:27 --> 00:22:31 of wine I had at my house. Thankful for that?
00:22:31 --> 00:22:35 I know, with a cork in it. But Chris was stationed
00:22:35 --> 00:22:37 in Jacksonville. Right, my cousin Chris, shout
00:22:37 --> 00:22:41 out to Chris. So the first time I had it, the
00:22:41 --> 00:22:45 first time we had it, Phenomenal and so every
00:22:45 --> 00:22:47 time she came home. We made sure that she brought
00:22:47 --> 00:22:50 us bottles Okay, so so do they have that they
00:22:50 --> 00:22:52 don't have this here. No, it's Jacksonville.
00:22:52 --> 00:22:57 Yes strictly in Florida. Yep Wow, yeah So nice.
00:22:57 --> 00:22:59 Yeah, it is nice. Yeah, so it's but you know,
00:22:59 --> 00:23:02 it's like anything like to to she would drink
00:23:02 --> 00:23:04 wine But she don't like anything that's real
00:23:04 --> 00:23:09 Bitter. Yeah. Yeah, this is perfect. Yeah, we
00:23:09 --> 00:23:15 had a sangria is in Spain and Hold on. Wait a
00:23:15 --> 00:23:17 minute. He don't even know we had this conversation.
00:23:17 --> 00:23:20 We had this conversation. So watch this. Hold
00:23:20 --> 00:23:26 on. Give me about 60 seconds with him. Tell them
00:23:26 --> 00:23:30 the difference. Okay, so you had this sangria.
00:23:31 --> 00:23:34 Tell the difference between the Spanish sangria
00:23:34 --> 00:23:36 and what we're drinking. Oh, it's real, bruh.
00:23:36 --> 00:23:39 It's real. And the thing is they give you wine
00:23:39 --> 00:23:43 for everything. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks,
00:23:43 --> 00:23:46 happy hours. Sangria is very strong over there.
00:23:46 --> 00:23:50 It's a strong... So when you got your sangria...
00:23:50 --> 00:23:53 the portuguese did you get it from like did it
00:23:53 --> 00:23:54 the place you got it from did it look like real
00:23:54 --> 00:23:56 upscale or was it like kind of like uh it was
00:23:56 --> 00:23:58 at the hotel like we had a reception when we
00:23:58 --> 00:24:02 got there and so this is our gutter hours sangria
00:24:02 --> 00:24:04 was when we got it i was in the navy when we
00:24:04 --> 00:24:06 got ours we was at like this mom and pop store
00:24:06 --> 00:24:09 but they had the umbrellas out front which you
00:24:09 --> 00:24:12 sit up under it we watched them make the sangria
00:24:12 --> 00:24:15 oh wow I can't believe it. And they serve it
00:24:15 --> 00:24:18 in pitchers. That's right, that's how we serve
00:24:18 --> 00:24:22 it. Same thing with us. Gallon glass. Oh my goodness.
00:24:23 --> 00:24:25 Did you eat the fruit at the bottom? Yeah. It
00:24:25 --> 00:24:29 will skin you alive. Cause all that alcohol.
00:24:30 --> 00:24:33 Look, you know Till don't drink. Her tolerance
00:24:33 --> 00:24:35 is real low. And we was on the bus coming back
00:24:35 --> 00:24:38 from the awards ceremony after we had just got
00:24:38 --> 00:24:42 toasted. And she was just like. I'd have had
00:24:42 --> 00:24:46 it for breakfast. I'd have had it for lunch.
00:24:47 --> 00:24:51 I'd have had it for dinner. I just don't know,
00:24:51 --> 00:24:54 like, why they keep giving it to us? Why they
00:24:54 --> 00:24:57 keep giving it to us? Let me ask y 'all this.
00:24:57 --> 00:25:01 Let me ask y 'all this. This is their thing in
00:25:01 --> 00:25:03 Spain, culturally. I've been there. Been to Spain.
00:25:04 --> 00:25:06 Palma, Spain. Malaga, Spain. Mallorca, Spain.
00:25:07 --> 00:25:11 How do they survive? That culture, that joint,
00:25:11 --> 00:25:13 all that joint, you know what? It's their diet,
00:25:13 --> 00:25:16 and their act, and their diet, and it's just
00:25:16 --> 00:25:18 part of their routine, their lifestyle. Right,
00:25:18 --> 00:25:20 but it's also, they have a very good balance
00:25:20 --> 00:25:23 in life. Correct. They take naps during the day.
00:25:24 --> 00:25:27 It's not serious like it is here. But like siestas,
00:25:27 --> 00:25:29 they take siestas. We walking through the park,
00:25:29 --> 00:25:34 people laying on blankets. at 12 noon. Cause
00:25:34 --> 00:25:37 they go to dinner at like nine, 10 o 'clock at
00:25:37 --> 00:25:39 night. And then they only work four day work
00:25:39 --> 00:25:43 weeks. Oh really? Yeah. Right. So they understand
00:25:43 --> 00:25:46 balance. Balance of life. I never knew that.
00:25:46 --> 00:25:49 They understand balance. I never knew that dude.
00:25:49 --> 00:25:51 I'd be able to handle a bottle of wine every
00:25:51 --> 00:25:59 two days too. All right, you got this edible,
00:25:59 --> 00:26:01 eatable, eat segment. I like this sangria, dude.
00:26:02 --> 00:26:08 This ain't gonna leave here. So we gotta order
00:26:08 --> 00:26:15 some of this, right? So when is the next time?
00:26:15 --> 00:26:18 Well, she's insane, dawg, now. Yeah, we gonna
00:26:18 --> 00:26:20 have to take a trip. We gotta go to... I wanna
00:26:20 --> 00:26:23 say if there's... So it's not even Pepsi Cola?
00:26:23 --> 00:26:25 Nope. Jacksonville. What? We gotta go all the
00:26:25 --> 00:26:27 way to Jacksonville. Wow. Like it's a restaurant.
00:26:27 --> 00:26:30 It's like a winery slash restaurant. But you
00:26:30 --> 00:26:33 know what? Cleo still stays there. I had to holler
00:26:33 --> 00:26:36 at Cleo. Yeah. Maybe I'll send her a book and
00:26:36 --> 00:26:39 then she can send us some wine. Maybe we can
00:26:39 --> 00:26:41 meet a halfway somewhere. Treat it a little.
00:26:41 --> 00:26:47 Dude. Yeah. It's good. That is good. We ordered
00:26:47 --> 00:26:49 like six bottles just because we wanted to make
00:26:49 --> 00:26:53 sure we had some on there. Wow. Nice. So it's
00:26:53 --> 00:26:55 going to kind of go into what I'm wondering too.
00:26:55 --> 00:26:57 This first edible eatable eat segment is going
00:26:57 --> 00:27:00 to kind of ask what you would pair with as far
00:27:00 --> 00:27:06 as food. So edible eats. Edible, eatable. Sound
00:27:06 --> 00:27:11 like I had an edible. Soul food paired with wine.
00:27:11 --> 00:27:13 Yeah, what soul food would you pair? With this?
00:27:13 --> 00:27:19 Yes. A steak. So that was a steak with a red
00:27:19 --> 00:27:20 California way to it. This would also be good
00:27:20 --> 00:27:23 with fish too. Yeah. That would be good with
00:27:23 --> 00:27:29 fish. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. Okay. Yeah. A rib.
00:27:30 --> 00:27:35 One whip. Ribs, that would be good. This joke
00:27:35 --> 00:27:39 can make some ribs, dude. He can mix, oh my goodness.
00:27:41 --> 00:27:43 Yeah, when we do it, whether it's over here,
00:27:44 --> 00:27:47 this house, invite him up. Dude, he makes some
00:27:47 --> 00:27:50 awesome ribs, dude. Alright, fried chicken and
00:27:50 --> 00:27:54 champagne, nephew. Alright, the high acidity.
00:27:56 --> 00:27:58 Effervescence. Man, who put these big words on
00:27:58 --> 00:28:04 this paper? Effervescence. Effervescence, whatever
00:28:04 --> 00:28:07 it is, I don't know. What Lance said, sparkling
00:28:07 --> 00:28:11 wine cut directly through the rich salty crunch
00:28:11 --> 00:28:17 of fried chicken. Really? Yeah. So explain it.
00:28:18 --> 00:28:21 It just goes well with it. Champagne and fried
00:28:21 --> 00:28:25 chicken? You think about a lot of people drink
00:28:25 --> 00:28:31 beer with fried chicken. And beer's got that
00:28:31 --> 00:28:34 same as champagne. Wow. You didn't think about
00:28:34 --> 00:28:38 that. I didn't think about that. That's why he's
00:28:38 --> 00:28:43 Jorvis. Collard greens and off dry, what's that
00:28:43 --> 00:28:46 is? Riesling. Riesling. The slight sweetness
00:28:46 --> 00:28:49 of an off -dry German or Washington Riesling
00:28:49 --> 00:28:52 balances the earthy bitterness and vinegar kick
00:28:52 --> 00:28:56 of slow -cooked greens. What? Where you get this
00:28:56 --> 00:29:00 from, bro? I can't give you my sources. Jeez.
00:29:01 --> 00:29:06 Alright, barbecue ribs. And Zinfandel. So the
00:29:06 --> 00:29:10 bold fruit profile of a California Zin matches
00:29:10 --> 00:29:12 the sweetness and charred spice of the barbecue
00:29:12 --> 00:29:17 sauce. Yeah, which is which is similar. You'll
00:29:17 --> 00:29:20 get the same taste sweet taste to that like a
00:29:20 --> 00:29:24 dark Zen. Yeah I never had a dark Zen. Yeah,
00:29:24 --> 00:29:27 I never had a dark zip in there. Yeah Nephew
00:29:27 --> 00:29:29 got the pimps in you get the pimps in this is
00:29:29 --> 00:29:42 from iceberg slims book. This is real Baby, let
00:29:42 --> 00:29:45 me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
00:29:47 --> 00:29:54 The volume is dedicated to time. It gives us
00:29:54 --> 00:30:02 memories, fine wine and wrinkles. May you have
00:30:02 --> 00:30:10 many more wrinkles. A lot of fine wine and memories
00:30:10 --> 00:30:29 to last two lifetimes. He took his time, didn't
00:30:29 --> 00:30:31 he? He did, he did. That's what a pimp do, pimp
00:30:31 --> 00:30:35 don't rush no matter what. A pimp say time on
00:30:35 --> 00:30:41 my time, baby. He's slow walking, he's slow walking,
00:30:41 --> 00:30:43 he's slow walking. Time on my time, baby, you
00:30:43 --> 00:30:53 don't let me. Hey, let me ask this question.
00:30:53 --> 00:30:56 This is what wine talk is producing. Sure, sure.
00:30:57 --> 00:31:00 Do y 'all really believe I'm serious. Do y 'all
00:31:00 --> 00:31:03 really believe that pimps still exist? Oh, yeah
00:31:03 --> 00:31:07 Absolutely. It's a different game though. Yeah,
00:31:07 --> 00:31:10 I'm serious. It's a different game now. Pimps!
00:31:10 --> 00:31:13 It's a different game now. But instead of them
00:31:13 --> 00:31:14 being like on the corners, you know what I'm
00:31:14 --> 00:31:18 saying? They online. Right. Through Tinder and
00:31:18 --> 00:31:23 social media, all that. Wow. Yeah, it's different.
00:31:23 --> 00:31:25 So it's different. It's a different game. I was
00:31:25 --> 00:31:28 wondering if pimps steal these kids, bruh. They
00:31:28 --> 00:31:30 just, you know, they ain't in the caddies. Jelaine
00:31:30 --> 00:31:32 Maxwell from the Epstein file. What you think
00:31:32 --> 00:31:36 she was? A pimp? A pimp. Who? Yep, she was. She
00:31:36 --> 00:31:38 was the pimp. What was her name? She was the,
00:31:38 --> 00:31:41 what do you call a female pimp? The madam. The
00:31:41 --> 00:31:44 madam. The madam. How you know that? She was.
00:31:44 --> 00:31:47 She was on the news. Right. Really? Yeah. She
00:31:47 --> 00:31:50 was the one who was, Jeffrey Epstein was like,
00:31:50 --> 00:31:54 that's who he was going to. What? Yeah. Handling
00:31:54 --> 00:31:59 the pimp. I did not know this, dude. Wow. All
00:31:59 --> 00:32:02 right. Embarrassing moments. Come on. Do crackheads
00:32:02 --> 00:32:07 say I'm too broke to get high today? No. So don't
00:32:07 --> 00:32:10 let a crackhead be more committed to their goals
00:32:10 --> 00:32:14 than you. That's a damn shame. Amen. That's a
00:32:14 --> 00:32:17 hell of a perspective. Is it? That is a hell
00:32:17 --> 00:32:22 of a perspective. Yo. You know what? You right.
00:32:22 --> 00:32:26 It kind of make you feel dumb if you got a crank
00:32:26 --> 00:32:29 head that's uncommitted. Be like, hey, hey, life
00:32:29 --> 00:32:31 get hard. But let me tell you something. I'm
00:32:31 --> 00:32:33 going to get hot. I'm going to hit me a rock.
00:32:33 --> 00:32:35 A crank head never questions whether he going
00:32:35 --> 00:32:43 to get hot. Right. So you need to take that same
00:32:43 --> 00:32:47 mentality and life with the same tenacity that
00:32:47 --> 00:33:03 a crackhead has. That's really challenging, dude.
00:33:04 --> 00:33:06 Right. You can't live without a crackhead like
00:33:06 --> 00:33:09 I do, bruh. No, you can't. You have hit the bottom
00:33:09 --> 00:33:11 of the barrel when you do that, bruh. Come on,
00:33:11 --> 00:33:13 now. All right, two thumbs up segments. Speaking
00:33:13 --> 00:33:18 of crackheads. Right. All right. Yup. The Drop,
00:33:19 --> 00:33:21 a snowfall saga. Have y 'all seen that? I don't
00:33:21 --> 00:33:24 watch it. It just came out. I think it's probably
00:33:24 --> 00:33:26 episode two now. So I hadn't watched The Drop
00:33:26 --> 00:33:30 yet, but I'm an avid fan of Snowfall. Right.
00:33:31 --> 00:33:34 So this is about Wanda. She's trying to make
00:33:34 --> 00:33:38 it in the record business and her family member
00:33:38 --> 00:33:41 is talented. So she's trying to get him known
00:33:41 --> 00:33:44 through the record business. Leon and her are
00:33:44 --> 00:33:50 still together. Everybody's crazy about him.
00:33:53 --> 00:33:57 No, no, no, no, no. Leon was Saint's boy. Okay,
00:33:57 --> 00:34:00 right. My man. Where did they go to in Africa?
00:34:01 --> 00:34:03 Right, this is when they came back from Africa.
00:34:04 --> 00:34:07 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah. I got to get
00:34:07 --> 00:34:09 a cup. There's so many series out there. Come
00:34:09 --> 00:34:11 on, it's a lot. It's too much to watch. Yeah,
00:34:11 --> 00:34:13 it is. It really is. You can't keep a reach.
00:34:13 --> 00:34:16 Do you watch Reacher? I love Reacher. She's watching
00:34:16 --> 00:34:19 it. She's watching it. Really? You watch Reacher?
00:34:20 --> 00:34:25 Yeah. All right. Sorry Not Sorry segment. If
00:34:25 --> 00:34:29 someone tells you a secret, tell everyone else
00:34:29 --> 00:34:37 so you don't forget it. Hey, man, let me tell
00:34:37 --> 00:34:38 you something. You gotta swear to God you don't
00:34:38 --> 00:34:49 tell nobody else. Swear for God. Okay, come on.
00:34:49 --> 00:34:54 So this is what I've been waiting on. So we need
00:34:54 --> 00:34:59 the... I'm waiting on this. They said this is
00:34:59 --> 00:35:01 interesting. Clean your palate. Everybody clean
00:35:01 --> 00:35:03 your palate. Put that over there, please. I want
00:35:03 --> 00:35:08 that back too though. So clean your palate and
00:35:08 --> 00:35:11 get your next glass out. Okay, what are we doing?
00:35:12 --> 00:35:15 Another glass. So this is gonna be, this is something
00:35:15 --> 00:35:17 that, this is for Mary's nerd nugget fun fact,
00:35:18 --> 00:35:21 but I actually did this with Mary. With his daughter
00:35:21 --> 00:35:24 Mary. Yeah, she liked this. Yes, so you gotta
00:35:24 --> 00:35:27 tell us what to do. So what you're gonna do is
00:35:27 --> 00:35:31 you're gonna take the Hershey's Kiss and you're
00:35:31 --> 00:35:35 going to put it in your mouth and kind of chew
00:35:35 --> 00:35:38 it and soften it a little bit, but don't swallow
00:35:38 --> 00:35:40 it. Keep it, kind of keep it resting on your
00:35:40 --> 00:35:43 tongue for a while. And then you're gonna take
00:35:43 --> 00:35:49 the wine and sip it and kind of swish within
00:35:49 --> 00:35:52 it and then swallow, but try and keep it in your
00:35:52 --> 00:35:54 mouth so you can drink like two, three sips.
00:35:55 --> 00:35:58 Right. So hold it in your mouth, okay, don't
00:35:58 --> 00:36:05 swallow. Don't swallow. Pause. Go for it. And
00:36:05 --> 00:36:14 take a sip. Oh. Keep the chocolate and take a
00:36:14 --> 00:36:32 little sweet little sip. Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. I got
00:36:32 --> 00:36:34 a little more chocolate left. And this is from
00:36:34 --> 00:36:37 a Mayomi Pinot Noir. I got a little chocolate
00:36:37 --> 00:36:51 left. That's a game changer right there. I learned
00:36:51 --> 00:36:58 that as a bartender, doing a wine tasting. And
00:36:58 --> 00:37:00 that's a Pinot, and I don't do Pinot. And that's
00:37:00 --> 00:37:03 why I said, right, that's a Pinot Noir. So that's
00:37:03 --> 00:37:05 the one you were saying I would like. Right.
00:37:05 --> 00:37:07 It's not that peppery? It's not that peppery.
00:37:07 --> 00:37:11 It's more smooth than anything. It's called Mayomi
00:37:11 --> 00:37:15 Pinot Noir. Hmm, that is interesting, dude. That's
00:37:15 --> 00:37:17 a good one, right? And with the chocolate, it
00:37:17 --> 00:37:19 just kind of gives it that extra... It squeezes
00:37:19 --> 00:37:21 it a little bit. Yeah, it squeezes, yeah, right.
00:37:22 --> 00:37:25 Wow. You could use a Hershey's bar, the little
00:37:25 --> 00:37:28 piece of Hershey's bar also. I like the kisses
00:37:28 --> 00:37:35 though. That's fire. I tell you what, I'm gonna
00:37:35 --> 00:37:44 be honest. If I had to rank them. Sangria number
00:37:44 --> 00:37:49 one. This right here is number two. The combination.
00:37:51 --> 00:37:53 That's gotta be number two. That's different.
00:37:54 --> 00:37:58 I like that. And that's a dark one, which is,
00:37:58 --> 00:38:00 you know, different from that. Yeah, I got the
00:38:00 --> 00:38:01 aftertaste. But I think that chocolate gives
00:38:01 --> 00:38:03 you that. The aftertaste is what got me. Right,
00:38:04 --> 00:38:05 right. It's sitting right there. You can taste
00:38:05 --> 00:38:09 it right now. Oh, man, that's good. Yeah. I'm
00:38:09 --> 00:38:14 going to run here. I'm so... All right, Mary's
00:38:14 --> 00:38:18 Nerd Nugget Fun Facts. This is my favorite part
00:38:18 --> 00:38:22 of the show. All right, chugging water. Doesn't
00:38:22 --> 00:38:25 hydrate cells it just flushes your kidneys and
00:38:25 --> 00:38:28 dilutes your electrolytes So sipping is the best
00:38:28 --> 00:38:31 way to absorb water into your bloodstream and
00:38:31 --> 00:38:35 cells read that again Chugging water. So like,
00:38:35 --> 00:38:37 you know, if you drink like real real fast, we
00:38:37 --> 00:38:40 do right. It doesn't hydrate you It just flushes
00:38:40 --> 00:38:44 your kidneys real quick and dilutes your electrolytes.
00:38:44 --> 00:38:47 So the best way is to actually drink slower,
00:38:47 --> 00:38:50 sipping to absorb the water into your bloodstream
00:38:50 --> 00:38:55 and cells. Wow. Yeah. Did you know? No, I didn't
00:38:55 --> 00:38:56 know that. You didn't know that? Did you know
00:38:56 --> 00:39:00 this? Standing while drinking water sends the
00:39:00 --> 00:39:03 water straight to your bladder. Sitting down
00:39:03 --> 00:39:06 allows the drinking to your body to filter it
00:39:06 --> 00:39:09 and you flew it more properly. Really? Yeah.
00:39:09 --> 00:39:12 Wow That's another one things that make you go.
00:39:12 --> 00:39:16 That made me go hmmm Coconut water is nature's
00:39:16 --> 00:39:19 IV a mineral balance with identical to human
00:39:19 --> 00:39:26 plasma Coconut water Wow The natural coconut
00:39:26 --> 00:39:29 water So where do you get the natural coconut
00:39:29 --> 00:39:32 water from? Coconut? Now I'm saying like, can
00:39:32 --> 00:39:35 you go to Walmart? You probably buy it somewhere.
00:39:36 --> 00:39:37 I don't drink it. Like you said, buy a whole
00:39:37 --> 00:39:40 coconut. Coconut. That's the only way to get
00:39:40 --> 00:39:44 the real coconut water. Yeah. That's not... I
00:39:44 --> 00:39:46 think they could probably sell that somewhere,
00:39:46 --> 00:39:48 but it's not like your average... I don't think
00:39:48 --> 00:39:50 it's that stuff that they sell. A lot of people...
00:39:50 --> 00:39:52 Yeah, the stuff they sell now is... No, it's
00:39:52 --> 00:39:54 not coconut. It's watered down. Watered down.
00:39:54 --> 00:39:57 Yeah. Pure coconut water, though. Right. It's
00:39:57 --> 00:40:00 refreshing. Right, right. Really, you ever had
00:40:00 --> 00:40:02 this straight from the coconut? Where were you
00:40:02 --> 00:40:05 at? Jamaica. Wow, I was in Jamaica and I didn't
00:40:05 --> 00:40:08 do that. You didn't drink no coconut? Not that.
00:40:09 --> 00:40:11 I was in Brazil and didn't do it. They got them.
00:40:12 --> 00:40:14 You had to let them crack them things open. Crack
00:40:14 --> 00:40:16 them, yeah. Put a straw in there. Yeah, it's
00:40:16 --> 00:40:18 refreshing. I saw it. Yeah, I didn't do that,
00:40:18 --> 00:40:25 bro. You got that coconut? I need to do that.
00:40:26 --> 00:40:29 So that's one of my goals. Nephew, church announcements.
00:40:29 --> 00:40:36 Church announcements. due to a hangover. I mean,
00:40:36 --> 00:40:39 undisclosed illness. Rob Lidbetter, dirty bro.
00:40:40 --> 00:40:46 Rob Lidbetter will not be pastoring today. But
00:40:46 --> 00:40:52 he is expecting his usual love offering. Make
00:40:52 --> 00:40:57 sure you pay it via cash app at DollarSide Vic
00:40:57 --> 00:41:03 Baller, not ER, only with the A. That's going
00:41:03 --> 00:41:16 to be B -I -G B -A -L L -A period. L -E -D -B
00:41:16 --> 00:41:24 -E -T -T -E -R. You might ask somebody else,
00:41:24 --> 00:41:26 but it's new for the announcements, bro. Every
00:41:26 --> 00:41:29 time we bring this joke on. All the time, man.
00:41:29 --> 00:41:35 My goodness. All right. Bible mysteries segment.
00:41:35 --> 00:41:38 Bible mysteries. And you got the revisit. God
00:41:38 --> 00:41:42 gives. So you were asking me to... Remind you
00:41:42 --> 00:41:44 about something you wanted to expand on from
00:41:44 --> 00:41:51 last week. I don't remember what it is Coach
00:41:51 --> 00:41:54 So since you did that, what is this? I'm reading
00:41:54 --> 00:41:57 God gives nuts Yes, but he doesn't crack them
00:41:57 --> 00:42:00 balls, right life may give you opportunities
00:42:00 --> 00:42:03 talent or favorable circumstances But you still
00:42:03 --> 00:42:07 have to do the work which is facts. A gift is
00:42:07 --> 00:42:10 useless if you refuse to make use of it. Wow.
00:42:10 --> 00:42:12 That's good. That's good. That's real good. That
00:42:12 --> 00:42:14 was good. That was a good moment. You don't need
00:42:14 --> 00:42:17 my little input. It'll be one of the two to what
00:42:17 --> 00:42:19 happened to your father. Hold on. Let me see.
00:42:19 --> 00:42:24 He told me you killed my father. No, Luke. I
00:42:24 --> 00:42:33 am your father. No! Yes. Sir, come with me, Wolf.
00:42:33 --> 00:42:36 We'll control the dark side, we'll control the
00:42:36 --> 00:42:39 emperor, I see for sentence. Here we go! Woo!
00:42:45 --> 00:42:47 Listen, we gonna make Star Wars even more popular.
00:42:47 --> 00:42:53 You right. So Ecclesiastes 9 verse 7, it says,
00:42:53 --> 00:42:56 Go eat your food with gladness and drink your
00:42:56 --> 00:43:00 wine with a joyful heart, for God has already
00:43:00 --> 00:43:04 approved what you do. Okay. So of course, uh,
00:43:04 --> 00:43:07 that's your, that's your, I love this book. Yeah.
00:43:08 --> 00:43:10 And that's not a thing. I think this is one of
00:43:10 --> 00:43:11 the first ones you read. That's the one I cursed.
00:43:11 --> 00:43:13 That made you curse. Right. Ecclesiastes made
00:43:13 --> 00:43:17 him curse. Right. Yes. Because of how heavy this
00:43:17 --> 00:43:20 stuff is. I read, I read a verse in the, and
00:43:20 --> 00:43:22 it was basically he was saying it was all in
00:43:22 --> 00:43:27 vain or like grasping for wind. And I was like,
00:43:37 --> 00:43:46 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So,
00:43:46 --> 00:43:49 Solomon of course wrote this, right? At this
00:43:49 --> 00:43:54 point, if you knew the connotation of Ecclesiastes,
00:43:54 --> 00:43:56 then you understand what he's saying. This dude
00:43:56 --> 00:43:59 is at a point where he's like, man, I'm 60 something
00:43:59 --> 00:44:03 years old. Got all this money, still depressed,
00:44:03 --> 00:44:05 having party after party. I got women, I got
00:44:05 --> 00:44:08 hoes, I got wives. Everything, every pleasure
00:44:08 --> 00:44:11 to man. Money, everything. So it's like he's
00:44:11 --> 00:44:14 saying, at this point, eat, drink, and be married
00:44:14 --> 00:44:17 because basically if you walk right, be a decent
00:44:17 --> 00:44:19 person, God is going to approve what you've already
00:44:19 --> 00:44:23 done. Right. So he was saying that from a perspective
00:44:23 --> 00:44:26 of wisdom. You can't say that from a natural
00:44:26 --> 00:44:28 perspective. You can't just say that and you
00:44:28 --> 00:44:31 don't know God. That's a bold statement to make.
00:44:31 --> 00:44:33 God, I already approved what I did. What do you
00:44:33 --> 00:44:34 mean, God, I already approved? How do you know
00:44:34 --> 00:44:38 that? Because I know God. So he made that statement.
00:44:38 --> 00:44:41 He was far into Ecclesiastes. And when he wrote
00:44:41 --> 00:44:43 this book, he was depressed. When he wrote Ecclesiastes,
00:44:43 --> 00:44:48 he was depressed. He was depressed. Severely
00:44:48 --> 00:44:51 depressed. With everything that you could dream
00:44:51 --> 00:44:55 of. He was severely depressed. He didn't care.
00:44:55 --> 00:44:57 Nothing about the money after a while. Nothing
00:44:57 --> 00:44:59 about the women. Because nothing made him happy.
00:45:00 --> 00:45:01 That's why he kept marrying woman after woman
00:45:01 --> 00:45:04 after woman after woman. He had what, 700 wives
00:45:04 --> 00:45:07 or something? 600, I think then, and like 300
00:45:07 --> 00:45:10 some concubines. Yeah. Yeah, so. And Viagra wasn't
00:45:10 --> 00:45:14 even out then. I guess he needed to meet our
00:45:14 --> 00:45:16 girl from the second one earlier. Right, Tia.
00:45:16 --> 00:45:20 You feel me? There would have been a perfect
00:45:20 --> 00:45:23 match. Gosh. But yeah, that's why he said that.
00:45:23 --> 00:45:33 Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! So, look. So, y 'all are gonna
00:45:33 --> 00:45:36 have to endure. So, the other, um, the last one.
00:45:37 --> 00:45:39 The last one. So, clean your palate again. So,
00:45:39 --> 00:45:43 why you put the tongue twister on me, bruh? Hm?
00:45:43 --> 00:45:45 You put the tongue twister. Well, I got one first.
00:45:47 --> 00:45:53 Just bear with me. What? We all smart? Eight
00:45:53 --> 00:45:57 nine ten, okay All right, so this is the last
00:45:57 --> 00:46:02 one. Okay. This is a Moscato also Santa you should
00:46:02 --> 00:46:04 like this friend. This is sweet moscato. This
00:46:04 --> 00:46:09 is Italian Moscato Bianca Dolce. It's a sweet
00:46:09 --> 00:46:13 white sweet white so like a girl name So while
00:46:13 --> 00:46:17 we're doing this I want y 'all to pay attention
00:46:17 --> 00:46:21 Five hundred and three bricks are on a plane
00:46:22 --> 00:46:26 and one brick falls out. How many bricks are
00:46:26 --> 00:46:32 on the plane? Say it again. 503 bricks are on
00:46:32 --> 00:46:37 a plane and one brick falls out. How many bricks
00:46:37 --> 00:46:42 are left on the plane? It's not that hard, yeah,
00:46:42 --> 00:46:46 I can do it. 502, right, right. I'm thinking
00:46:46 --> 00:46:49 you're trying to trick me. Yeah, I'm like, you're
00:46:49 --> 00:46:51 trying to trick me. Hold on. How do you get an
00:46:51 --> 00:46:55 elephant into a fridge as we taste this Moscato?
00:46:56 --> 00:47:10 Cheers. Sweet. That's sweet. She closed the pearls.
00:47:14 --> 00:47:17 So how do you get an elephant into her fridge
00:47:17 --> 00:47:20 you don't cut them up you open the door and you
00:47:20 --> 00:47:24 push it in Okay, how do you get a giraffe into
00:47:24 --> 00:47:33 the fridge? Take the elephant out put the giraffe
00:47:33 --> 00:47:37 in right So meanwhile this is why this is going
00:47:37 --> 00:47:39 on. There's a party. The Lions are throwing a
00:47:39 --> 00:47:44 party. Okay All the animals are invited. But
00:47:44 --> 00:47:48 guess who's not there? The elephant? No, the
00:47:48 --> 00:47:50 zebra. The giraffe, because he's in the refrigerator.
00:47:51 --> 00:47:53 Right, remember we pushed the... Yeah, I thought
00:47:53 --> 00:47:54 it was the giraffe that we pushed in the refrigerator.
00:47:55 --> 00:48:01 So at the same time, this lady named Sarah, she's
00:48:01 --> 00:48:03 trying to cross a river that's usually full of
00:48:03 --> 00:48:06 alligators. Right, I don't know where to hear
00:48:06 --> 00:48:09 you going, but she swam across just fine. No
00:48:09 --> 00:48:17 problem. Okay, why? The alligators at the party
00:48:17 --> 00:48:27 Right, yep, but she dies anyway She gets hit
00:48:27 --> 00:48:51 in the head by that brick I don't know where
00:48:51 --> 00:48:54 to go with this one. That was just for the wine
00:48:54 --> 00:48:58 tasting to make it interesting. Tongue twister!
00:49:00 --> 00:49:06 Bruh. Bruh. Okay, okay. Let's go to the tongue
00:49:06 --> 00:49:10 twister. Alright, you first. Alright. So you
00:49:10 --> 00:49:14 want to do nephew and I got to say we all smart
00:49:14 --> 00:49:16 Hey, what's your what's the one that you do?
00:49:17 --> 00:49:19 I couldn't remember now. What's my fellow? Yeah
00:49:19 --> 00:49:21 Yeah, you do that one and I'll do the next you
00:49:21 --> 00:49:27 put we all smart. I know I messed up The one
00:49:27 --> 00:49:29 smart fellow felt smart to smart fellow first
00:49:29 --> 00:49:31 month we smart fellow first nephew He's got a
00:49:31 --> 00:49:33 lot of fellow felt smart in the office. Why don't
00:49:33 --> 00:49:36 you say one smart fellow felt smart? Two smart
00:49:36 --> 00:49:39 fellas felt smart. Three smart fellas felt smart.
00:49:39 --> 00:49:41 Four smart fellas felt smart. And the owl felt
00:49:41 --> 00:49:42 smart together. You want me to do that after
00:49:42 --> 00:49:45 I've been drinking all this wine? Yes. Yes. One
00:49:45 --> 00:49:49 smart fella felt smart. Two smart fella felt
00:49:49 --> 00:49:52 smart. Three smart fella felt smart. Four smart
00:49:52 --> 00:49:55 fella felt smart. Five smell smart. And the owl
00:49:55 --> 00:49:58 feels smart. That was good though. That was good.
00:49:58 --> 00:50:00 Who did it? That was good. Nobody else had done
00:50:00 --> 00:50:02 that. That was good. So you did it. Alright nephew.
00:50:03 --> 00:50:05 All right, so now if you just repeat what I do,
00:50:06 --> 00:50:12 okay? Eight egotistical egoists echoing egotistical
00:50:12 --> 00:50:20 echoes. Eight egotistical egoists echoing egotistical
00:50:20 --> 00:50:26 echoes. No, I'm done. All right, try nine. Nine
00:50:26 --> 00:50:31 nude neblons nibbling, nibbling, gnats, nuts,
00:50:31 --> 00:50:41 nicotine. What? Nine nude neblons, nibbling,
00:50:41 --> 00:50:47 nibbling, gnats, nuts, nicotine. This is not
00:50:47 --> 00:50:51 my forte. So 10, what's 10? 10, I never was a
00:50:51 --> 00:50:54 fig plucker nor fig plucker son, but I'll pluck
00:50:54 --> 00:51:20 figs to the fig plucker cone. I have a neck,
00:51:20 --> 00:51:25 but no head I wear a cap, but have no hair I'm
00:51:25 --> 00:51:28 full of spirit But I don't breathe. What am I?
00:51:30 --> 00:51:32 I know the answer, so do y 'all know? Wait a
00:51:32 --> 00:51:35 minute, read it again. I have a neck, but no
00:51:35 --> 00:51:40 head. I wear a cap, but have no hair. I'm full
00:51:40 --> 00:51:44 of spirit, but I don't breathe. What am I? I
00:51:44 --> 00:51:51 know. What? A bottle of wine. Yes. Did y 'all
00:51:51 --> 00:51:56 know that? Did you know? She said water. She
00:51:56 --> 00:52:01 said water. Alright, I said water. Alright. It
00:52:01 --> 00:52:03 was good. So here's the Never Have I Ever segment.
00:52:04 --> 00:52:06 So listen to what you have to say for yes and
00:52:06 --> 00:52:08 for no. Alright, we have to say cheers for yes
00:52:08 --> 00:52:12 and Merlot for no. Got it? Okay. And everybody
00:52:12 --> 00:52:14 yell them out. Everybody in the room. Ready?
00:52:14 --> 00:52:17 Alright. Never have I ever chosen a bottle of
00:52:17 --> 00:52:21 wine purely because I like the label. or the
00:52:21 --> 00:52:29 art on it. Cheers! Never have I ever added ice
00:52:29 --> 00:52:32 cubes to a glass of wine to cool it down. Cheers!
00:52:37 --> 00:52:41 What did we think that was doing? No, what should
00:52:41 --> 00:52:43 have been added to it was have you also put it
00:52:43 --> 00:52:47 in a red solo cup with ice cubes. Right. Facts!
00:52:49 --> 00:52:52 Alright, never have I ever drunk wine straight
00:52:52 --> 00:52:56 out of the bottle. Cheers! Never have I ever
00:52:56 --> 00:52:58 accidentally drunk a whole bottle of wine by
00:52:58 --> 00:53:02 myself in one sitting. Cheers! It's a bad drunk.
00:53:03 --> 00:53:06 It's really bad. Like wine drunk is so bad. Wine
00:53:06 --> 00:53:09 hangover is bad. Wine hangover is bad on your
00:53:09 --> 00:53:13 stomach. It's a bad hangover. You're hot all
00:53:13 --> 00:53:15 night. Alright, let's. He said you'd be hot all
00:53:15 --> 00:53:19 night. He's just hot. Last one. Never have I
00:53:19 --> 00:53:22 ever drunk wine while taking a bath or shower.
00:53:23 --> 00:53:26 Cheers. Does liquor count? Nah, since Whitney.
00:53:30 --> 00:53:37 This one? Whitney Houston. Oh no, she brought
00:53:37 --> 00:53:41 up Whitney. Oh my goodness. Does she have an
00:53:41 --> 00:53:44 overdose in the tub? Is that how she does? Yes.
00:53:45 --> 00:53:55 Wow. Wow. Yeah, I didn't know that. Oh wow. Hey
00:53:55 --> 00:53:58 listen, we want to shout out, we appreciate saying
00:53:58 --> 00:54:06 this. She's a natural. I think she got the fever.
00:54:07 --> 00:54:10 Did you like it? I did. You had fun? Is there
00:54:10 --> 00:54:15 anything you want the people to know? Nothing?
00:54:16 --> 00:54:18 Nothing about your job, something, you know,
00:54:18 --> 00:54:21 like don't, none of that? Okay. Matthew! No,
00:54:21 --> 00:54:27 he's not a stranger. Bishop! Bishop. Yes. We
00:54:27 --> 00:54:30 was in the podcast, shout out to y 'all. Y 'all
00:54:30 --> 00:54:33 still doin' it? Yeah, we recorded it today. Oh
00:54:33 --> 00:54:35 nice. Yeah, recorded it today. Givin' y 'all
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00:55:03 --> 00:55:06 it. Man, you know just, we as this podcast, we
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00:55:13 --> 00:55:15 I don't know if I can tell you some of this on
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00:55:17 --> 00:55:32 gonna say that grace is abound. So thank you
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00:55:44 --> 00:55:46 this has been episode number 90. This has been
00:55:46 --> 00:55:49 nice. This has been the On the Field Coach. Watch
00:55:49 --> 00:55:51 the show, this is your boy Coach Bosser aka Still
00:55:51 --> 00:55:54 In Nation since 1976. You got the infamous yoga
00:55:54 --> 00:56:00 man since 1968. Wine tasting, this was good.
00:56:00 --> 00:56:02 Wine tasting, part two. This was good. So we're
00:56:02 --> 00:56:05 gonna do this, we plan to do this on a large,
00:56:06 --> 00:56:08 Geisha, right? On a larger scale, maybe in another
00:56:08 --> 00:56:10 venue somewhere. Sure, sure. We can keep it going.
00:56:11 --> 00:56:13 Yeah, Sandy, Nephew, y 'all are part of this.
00:56:13 --> 00:56:14 Yeah, we can keep it going. Just let me know,
00:56:15 --> 00:56:17 man. We can keep it going. So we'll get somewhere,
00:56:17 --> 00:56:19 Geisha. Maybe somewhere downtown, somewhere.
00:56:20 --> 00:56:23 Yeah. You know, I thought the Skyview Lounge
00:56:23 --> 00:56:24 would have been a good spot, but you know, they're
00:56:24 --> 00:56:27 about to close it down forever. They're gonna
00:56:27 --> 00:56:30 close it out for good. October 2nd is the last
00:56:30 --> 00:56:33 night. It would be officially closed. RIP to
00:56:33 --> 00:56:40 the wings. The bar part up top? But why? They're
00:56:40 --> 00:56:42 not making no money, I'm sure. Management, dude.
00:56:42 --> 00:56:44 I think it's mismanagement of property. You think?
00:56:44 --> 00:56:47 Come on, with a place like that, we can manage
00:56:47 --> 00:56:50 that. Right. And we have enough money to buy
00:56:50 --> 00:56:51 that, and imagine what you could do with that.
00:56:52 --> 00:56:55 Perfect spot. Yeah, perfect spot. So but yeah,
00:56:55 --> 00:56:58 I was thinking about going on there kind of you
00:56:58 --> 00:57:02 know closing it out a little bit Let's see. What's
00:57:02 --> 00:57:04 up? Hey, this is on and off the field I told
00:57:04 --> 00:57:06 y 'all y 'all better pick up right now when we
00:57:06 --> 00:57:09 get popular. We ain't trying to get no bandwagon
00:57:09 --> 00:57:19 as y 'all we got the sangria what was it about
00:57:19 --> 00:57:23 cooper hawk that was the top two i did that was
00:57:23 --> 00:57:27 mine yeah top two yeah so this was fun yeah and
00:57:27 --> 00:57:30 you're more of a sweet the sweet one moscato
00:57:30 --> 00:57:32 and yeah but i think she liked the sangria too
00:57:32 --> 00:57:36 sangria was sweet yeah for her yeah i think for
00:57:36 --> 00:57:38 all of us sangria was voting number one i think
00:57:38 --> 00:57:45 sangria is unbelievable You're the winner. No
00:57:45 --> 00:57:47 surprise, because he is the Iceman. I'm going
00:57:47 --> 00:57:49 to say that's kind of my specialty. He's the
00:57:49 --> 00:57:53 Iceman, guys. Shout out to my daddy. He gave
00:57:53 --> 00:57:56 me that mantra. Really? Yeah, the Iceman. The
00:57:56 --> 00:58:00 Iceman. The Iceman. He said, be careful, beware
00:58:00 --> 00:58:05 the ice man. He's a myth. He's a legend. He shows
00:58:05 --> 00:58:09 up out of nowhere with a big smile, ice, and
00:58:09 --> 00:58:13 bottles. And you don't need to say where you
00:58:13 --> 00:58:19 came. And let the church say. Amen. On and off
00:58:19 --> 00:58:21 the field, y 'all. This has been Wine Talk Part
00:58:21 --> 00:58:23 2. We out. We out. Peace.