One on One - Mother's Day Edition

[00:00:03] Yeah, episode number five One on One Welcome to On and Off the Field Sports podcasting with a purpose I got my own fear coach Rest assured this is your boy coach Boston, aka still a nation, aka special shout out to all the moms out there

[00:00:25] And mom, I'm sure you just ate me shout out to mama, hey, you shout out to fear coach It's your bottom if you better live aka Mr. License, victory everyday aka Mr. Football, no at all

[00:00:35] Coach, we back in the beer net hey, you know who else I got with me he missed one of his aliases He is now known as the Ray Lewis of Park Hesley shout out to Airbnb Let's go let's go

[00:00:51] Shout out with some coach, what's up? What's up? That was so number five We here, I have a mother day, Sarah Hesley happened most day to my mom Happy Mother Day, Sheels Boston, Sheels Boston, Sheels Boston, Sheels Boston

[00:01:03] So is her nickname, Sheels? No, her first name is a five-lanth Wait, you know, hold on, we got her body, everybody called her Majella, which is a middle name Pause, her first name is going to be called an idiot, so she got everybody called a her sheel

[00:01:24] Shout out to mama, sheel But I need to clarify that first in middle name, first name first What is it by Lanta? Violanta, V-I-L-A-T-H-A, by Lanta Is that cultural in Eastern North Carolina? I believe it's another relative that she was named after

[00:01:48] What's a middle name, it's a first name, okay, what's her middle name? I'm a volunteer with Majella, Majella, spell it M-A-G-E-L-L-I-A, that's crazy Shout out to my mentor, Majella, H-E-A, sheels, happy to know her mother day That's crazy, mama, let's call my mom, Snooks, Snooks, S-E-N-O-O-K-S, Snooks

[00:02:14] That's a nickname, okay, Snooks, her name is Sarah Hesley, but I don't, and you know what? I don't think my mom had a middle name, but they call us Snooks, okay

[00:02:23] So shout out to my mom, Snooks, shout out to my mother, S-E-N-O-K-S, that's all the mother, so look, episode in fact Let's get started, so you wanted to start out with a joke We're gonna do some different, instead of the favorite team, let's start out with another one

[00:02:38] Well, I got one for you real quick, you go first So, that was this Pimp, joked through this small town It was really, really hungry, it's like, god, I need a big town, this is further away, I'm just so hungry

[00:02:54] Joked through this small town, small town had a fruit stand, I don't think that was open on that Sunday morning Fruit stand, fruit stand sitting there a little boy sitting down You're up there, he said, man, I need me wanting the apples

[00:03:07] The Pimp ain't got no money, but the little boy sitting there, you got a big red juicy apple That Pimp said, he said, how much you, he said it an apple for He said, yellow boy said, you ain't got no money for this apple

[00:03:21] He said, you can't tell me how much money I got, the boy said, how much you want for the apple He said, you ain't got no money, I'm telling you, my work going on, you ain't got no money By this apple, so don't waste your time

[00:03:32] He said, what makes you think, ain't got no, he said, get your $200 for it He said, you $200, not for it You just, he said, man, what is the, what is the, what is the, buy the apple

[00:03:43] In how you know, hang out in the money to get that, the buy it apple He said, you see that house over there, the two-car garage, he said, yeah, he said, you see that

[00:03:51] The rear porch, fuck that dirt, he said, yeah, he said, my sister got that with a chair What'd you think I'm gonna do with this big old apple I got it, yeah

[00:04:09] A farmer, and three farm hands, a Chinese farm hand, a black farm hand, and a white farm hand Okay, so he leaves, but before he leaves, he puts a chassis belt around his wife Okay, it's got a little razor blade around that area

[00:04:26] Right, so a couple days later he comes back, he lines up all the farm hands Tells the Chinese farm hand, take it down your pants Chinese farm hand, taste on his pants, small yellow dick is all chopped up

[00:04:40] And made the bruised, the farmer kills the Chinese farm hand He looks at the black farm hand, he says take down your pants Black farm hand, take down his pants, big old thing comes out

[00:04:56] And this cut up in the net up, and the farmer shoots the black farm hand So he goes to the white farm hand, the white farm hand is nervous He is nervous, he looks at him and the guy says, take down your pants

[00:05:11] The white guy takes down his pants, and the small little penis is fine Right, nothing Farmer looks at him goes, thank god I could trust you, you could stay And the white guy goes, thank you little mub You know the mub, jokes?

[00:05:41] Since his mother's day, we'll see the jokes I know about the mub You know about the mub, you're mother's so good All right, so I got one and say with your mother's so dumb Your mother's so dumb, she was on the way to the airport

[00:05:59] She saw the side and said, I'll put a left, she turned around with her Your mother's so black, I'm like, what's she? She's the fingerprint on charcoal I'm like, what am I looking at going? Your mother's so black, how black was she?

[00:06:22] She's so black, well she got a decar to all I come on Okay, all right, happy mother's day All right, that's the episode episode four We had the privilege, I'm having dinner, Terrence Hunter NFL agent, CFL agent And a lot more dream hunters, ink, dream hunters ink

[00:06:52] Prep system, founder, creator, several major fanaciful balee Yeah, he was sharp, yeah, I like it I actually enjoyed talking to him that night At the sky, at the sky view I enjoyed talking to him that night, I got a chance to kind of really get to know him

[00:07:10] Right, off the air Remember after the show we talked And I told you, I said listen, I said to talk to him in person You know what I said that you did? You did? Same evening, we had the opportunity to go to the sky view

[00:07:21] Shout out to the sky view And now we're there, we had a chance We tried to DJ low too We had a chance, yeah, I had a chance to talk We talked it up and got a chance to just talk under casual circumstances It was fun

[00:07:34] So you really kind of feel day, whatever blanch you may have had From the interview down at the sky view It was solidifies and stuff Yeah, no he was sharp And I enjoy talking with him, he had a lot of positive things to say

[00:07:46] And where he wants to go in the future with what he's doing Right, and how maybe you end the future on and off the field Might be able to do some things in the community as well Right, I like the fact that with the prepsystem

[00:07:58] How it actually prepares you for on and off the field Right, right, the wet, you know And you know what it does? And I've had a chance to review it And this is a shame

[00:08:09] But I have to say this, but it does what a parent your parent should have been doing Into house Wow It's really just taking a place of what parents do at the house Wow That's what the president To all that and evolve mom

[00:08:22] Right, that's involved in their kids education And taking an interest in being active Right And planning and being involved in that process with them That's what parents do That's the American So the prep system is replacing the absence of the parent That's what we're preparing for Wow

[00:08:40] So that's good and bad Absolutely It's one thing to do there But it's bad that it has to be there Because the lack of parenting Yeah, it's successful because there's a need And there's a need because our parents aren't giving them a walk while Shout out to terror

[00:08:54] Right, I get tears And the players are ain't doing a job They get to walk more Yeah Right All right Okay What did you think about the NBA playoffs? You got who been more impressive It was a I can listen You got It was and you got Brunson

[00:09:13] And then you got Yokeh switch it with the third MVP Let me start by saying this Yeah, I don't have an issue with Yokeh's getting the MVP I don't understand Again, I want to do it Because that's the least one I'm gonna talk about It was in Brunson

[00:09:25] I'm picking Edwards Right I'm picking Edwards And I'm Man of soda as a whole I'm picking Edwards slightly Only because he's had tough times He's had tough for competition to do it again Right Denver's, you know, we ever by thought they could win the championship again Right

[00:09:43] And they're defending champs Right And they've been smoking Denver What happened with Brunson? On side ball What happened with Brunson and I injury it His foot I don't know It's like you got a strain Or a could be it I mean, you don't know

[00:09:55] They're not gonna tell us You knew something You broke and they wouldn't tell us But he came back though Yeah, he came back on an anniversary That was crazy That was fast I'm saying to my head It's just do I'm like are they trying to create this narrative

[00:10:09] Or is it just happening naturally Will it's more what he did Do I want to kiss that? He left and came back And ball And ball Both from lefties And they both came out Oh, you didn't even ball Carried the team to the W Imagine that The nicks

[00:10:24] And they said it This could be a repeat I know What Right on this side Oh wow Brunson was killing Well, let me say this If I got a factor in How organically that happened I gotta give it a person It's like the flu game with Jordan

[00:10:43] You can't replace that No, no, that was a special moment Right You cannot, there's nothing you could put in that category So even though he didn't on the Even, well, it's real steel But to do that For what the happened like that On that moment

[00:10:56] And the way he did it too He was just taking them like And he's in the backyard When he came back He was like down with 10, 12 Double digits Dude When he came back Immediately Right The whole floor of the game And he wasn't just scoring He came and

[00:11:15] And this is the ball Right And setting people up Everything runs through Brunson So I have to give it to Brunson I'll take that Everything It was impressive He's super impressive But I gotta go with Brunson Because of the heart That's that dog Man And again, different questions

[00:11:31] Different questions You know Impressive though When you talk about Denver And Denver being the prohibitive Favorite coming out to West Right And Minnesota making them look like The first round The first round They hit them in the mouth And the second game they hit them in the mouth

[00:11:54] Yeah That's what I'm saying To dominate at that type of level Although the teams are different But to dominate that type of level Is big time for everyone Right But Brunson is We talk about Brunson And we're let's say we are going About 1A and 1B

[00:12:12] I gave it Yeah Yeah Okay That's fair to say Because dude Because both Oh my god Yeah When you got to scales They both like right here Yeah Yeah Go from But I tell you Here's a He's a My daughter You should do this We should do this

[00:12:33] Fun fact I like that Mary's nerd I like that I like that Who are the other Indy players That's got three Indy piece You got cream Evdo Jabar He's got six Okay Jordan Five Browns Got four Russell's got four Okay Who also did it like Yoke

[00:13:00] It's back to back Okay It's got three Yoke And Moses Yeah I like the Moses I think you know what I think Is this fair to say that Moses Malone might have been underrated Even though he was See a lot of E. I'm going to tell you why

[00:13:16] Because a lot of his best Was before the evolution of television That's true Yeah So when people saw Moses He was kind of old And those goggles He just sitting and look You know I like athletic enough Well we Moses Malone Was probably

[00:13:29] If you had to take five Or the best players in the game Moses Malone is your power forward Let me ask you this Moses Malone and his prime Against Carl Malone and his prime Moses Malone Is different He whole another level Kip Moses Malone play in Shax

[00:13:53] Day or Shax play in Moses Malone They may reverse that How was Shax doing And Moses Malone Day Shax would do very well Because he's physical But see Moses was physical That's why That's why I brought that up Yeah they're being physical

[00:14:07] But Moses was one of those guys He was like the Dennis Robben Of his era He led But he scored more But he could score Right Dennis We're no But he could get Dennis Robben Rebound Right But he could score He could drop the heap

[00:14:24] Most of the low-alt Led to League and scoring And let me tell you You tell him my Tomahawk dunk Oh Moses was tough He was a monster You know who he played in high school He used to go to the local prison In Virginia to play Wow

[00:14:38] To play against men That's how he got that's how That's how he knew he'd go to the NBA Then he break the first back board Who broke the first I know Shax broke a couple That was Darodalkan Darodalkan Darodalkan Shshshshshsh Chocolate I know the other He's a beast

[00:14:54] But yeah Moses is a long guy That's, yeah Go do He's historian Some good ones man Something real good with Rob I'm looking at this That's the interesting list You know who I'm surprised That don't have more Who's a bird Well you know he got hurt

[00:15:08] And then you got to also think Magic Scott 3 You know what That's doing the same He was he had a nemesis Right In the lake of that take it Took away from him I'm surprised that Will Chamberlain only has three But with all those scoring records

[00:15:27] And that's true But I guess that has to do with Bill Russell And you know too It seems like magic would have You know what? The era of the Celtics and the Lakers When numbers was like knocking here Is hard to get championships Yeah

[00:15:42] You're not going to be They would They would They would Like you say it's two different times So it's hard to compare Right Even though you want to It's Anthony Ebb was the next NBA superstar Jordan and then we say this Jordan Kobe LeBron

[00:15:56] Like if I had to let me go first I said this I really didn't know you even wanted to talk about this Something to say I had already declared Verbaly Then I got a seat Yeah, Anthony Ebb was looking like he from preacher

[00:16:12] He looked like you see me He's like you see me He's like, I was like He's like, for real With a basketball in his hands You're like, you can't write He'd say I'm your man He looked like a dude So second So he would have to be blind

[00:16:42] Or Viagre Had to be blind It had to be blind But he plays Similar to me is like Jordan Not so much like Kobe More like to me Kobe was aggressive too But my general had this different level What all those guys had in common Jordan Kobe LeBron

[00:17:09] Was that they not only took over the games They were the best on the court of the game Right So when you go to a game And you watch that game There's usually one person that stands out

[00:17:23] You kind of have your eye on a whole, you know, big scheme of things But you have your eye Specified on one particular person Absolutely And you see the things that they do Right And I don't know what he has that athletic ability

[00:17:39] And now just showing the skill level Right And if he finishes this off with Denver And takes them to, and which I think he is They just want on a road Don't you have to say this They just beat Denver at home twice Yeah, am I wrong?

[00:17:54] But no, but check this out They beat Denver twice It wouldn't surprise me if Denver wins for an arrow now Didn't mean to be for an arrow Don't think it don't take us over Don't think it's over Don't think it's over He's gonna beat tough

[00:18:09] He's gonna beat tough He's gonna beat tough He's gonna beat tough So he's got a way to where he can make it So tell me did you watch the WMBA Have you been watching the WMBA? I saw where I didn't get to catch the opening game

[00:18:24] But uh, hold on one second, sorry But um, I did hear that That the matchup Was a good matchup The opening between Chicago I did hear about that right So But I didn't catch what I, I would like Well here's the deal

[00:18:46] And I'm gonna say this so we can kind of maybe we can help promote the WMBA Okay You can get a lead pass For basically 35 dollars 3499 So basically 35 dollars And you can watch all those games Okay So every female that hears this And wants to support the WMBA

[00:19:08] You should purchase the lead pass Okay Right The lead pass did They fumbled Okay First game You got injuries plan The Chicago sky Okay You got to imagine up Right Everybody's showing the any interviewer With Caitlin Clark's game Right But the Chicago sky's game Was not even televised

[00:19:32] No, I did read about that I don't know in it I'm gonna Facebook It was talking about that So a girl Stringed it from her phone Two million views Over to me If that was a week ago Wow That's the idea

[00:19:47] You know what they took issue with that Because of course you know what they did They compared The two It compared Reese and Caitlin So we're looking at Caitlin's Why not why we're not seeing a Reese Well like I said they fumbled They did They fumbled

[00:20:03] So people had legitimate right But More people made it about the two individual players Rather than us missing Them get to play as a team You see them saying Yeah Everyone wants to see how Reese and what's the name do Right together Carmilla Right

[00:20:20] So some people was like Oh, it's because of the You know You know we talked about that a while back We're Use the analogy of you got about 350 surfers In the Pacific Ocean surfing Right Over to weekend Great I think the ship's tournament is what have you

[00:20:41] Great ways Everybody surf and And some we got some established And superstar surfers out there Everybody's doing their thing And then you get this one Surfer And catches the fucking Wave of a god And lifetime That's Caitlin I mean just You can't explain You can't explain

[00:21:02] You can't explain It's an end Maybe she or look And I'm sure it has a little bit of You know what's happening What have you with it But she's writing the wave of a light Like her Right now She caught it And that's just where it is

[00:21:16] So but what the WMBA has got to Realize though Is that you've got to use that to market Your whole product You just don't put the focus on one product I mean that's it Now you've got an opportunity to Really spread the wealth Right

[00:21:30] We want to see the WMBA now So put it out there So you missed it It's 34 and 99 Yeah 35 dollars You can order it And you can watch on your phone You can watch it on your computer You can watch on your tablet Imagine this female

[00:21:42] The one who did it Imagine if she had done it on her Facebook page Or either on social media How many streams she would have got But that's what she posted She did post it Okay I thought she filmed it Live Okay like went live

[00:21:56] She was at the game Oh my god She filmed it live Yikes My bed And that's a stream I bet your her friend lives She gets a money too I don't know Well I don't know how that works She probably doesn't She just took a flag that

[00:22:11] I don't know how that works But yeah I think they are flagged All right so let me tell me about another place You've seen which we talked about this On the other one On the other show Oh So I went to I went one day

[00:22:27] I went to a hub a craft From Dover England To Cala France Oh you mentioned France My got to do a France And so when I got to Cala You took a bus from Cala The Paris so basically We went through the countryside of France

[00:22:43] But and we got the Paris We went up to the Eiffel Tower Okay And had lunch at the Eiffel Tower Wow So I could over see All the Paris Do you know how high that is? No I don't know I do like that I'm a nerd

[00:22:58] Yeah it was like a skyscraper Being on top of a skyscraper Wow That's a nice man And the Eiffel Tower Yeah For me As I was in the Navy On the ship We were in the Mediterranean Sea We went to an area where we surrounded by mountains

[00:23:18] So and we were up to coast of France So I actually saw the French bullet train Oh going in and out of the mountains Mmm Doing literally 100 knots I mean, you want to go to the sea Yeah Moving Moving I'm talking about We surrounded by mountains

[00:23:39] So the train actually goes The length of the mountains So in action You see it in and out You can watch it We surrounded by mountains Wow It's going in and out of the mountains Oh And I want to on this side And so to see

[00:23:55] It's top of the area Yeah I'm coming on a bullet train? No But they say they say that you can't tell That's going that fast You don't feel like it's going Of course you see stuff With the military You're never putting a troop train or something like that

[00:24:12] Oh no The closest we came Not even close And the military closed I can't even get put in some was the gas train But Everybody had to go through that jet What was just scary? It's a travel moment Ah Let me see I got to think

[00:24:36] I wouldn't say When I went through the gas train I remember story about my brother We were telling about I remember the gas The gas test Yeah But series If let me say this And when we wanted to see the show Let me dive We're back

[00:24:57] If you got a cold Or something in you You want that to come out of the It's coming out Every from the nose and mouth It's coming out You're always everything If you got fling him No more It ain't going to come out

[00:25:15] You're going to vomit it up Yeah And then you're going to just come out You know what's in your mouth Oh Facts So Scary is travel moment for you Yeah, scary is travel moment Yeah, so We were Coming off the Chesapeake Bridge In Chesapeake Virginia Right

[00:25:38] And the car You know you got to know how long that bridge is I've been this I just want to I think it's a second or second In the last long In our city Super long So Backtrack a week before The car got stolen

[00:25:54] Okay, we got it back Fixed it Droved from New Jersey North Carolina Dropped driving back From North Carolina Back to New Jersey Come off the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Right And You're doing It's surrounded by water Right Right Because I'm just trying to get to people

[00:26:11] To face with that We're going to take the first exit Go go to McDonald's Gas up Turn off the exit And the steering will Start spinning Wow Right When it stole the car The part that locked on the boat Oh It didn't put it back on Correct

[00:26:31] Oh, my camera loose Came loose So after eight hours driving A week of driving Oh, didn't back over that bridge Returning And look at my guy I'm just talking about those two They got it Good How does good Wow You know how good he was

[00:26:49] When we coasted down There's a McDonald's on the left There's a firestone gas station on the right Wow He put you in the right place That's fire That's the system on That is No You got to go Yeah Scared as travelman For me Military again Not

[00:27:10] I was on the ship Right We were doing it having flightops We was off the coast of Alexandria Each Okay Really really bad weather. So we're taking what you call 14 degree roads A 14 degree road Kind of put you in a picture frame When you when you're

[00:27:25] I'm on a carry it is holds 5,000 people We got 5,000 people on that When it kills All you can see is the sky And then when you go to the water The water that one I see a sky That's 14 degree roads So we're trying to land a plane

[00:27:42] But males Well this is happening Because everybody wants to land It's called a cod Right So of course I wanted to Another guy to chalk it When you chalk it Once it stops You put a lot of chalk under the wheel That way it won't Right

[00:27:57] See that at the airport Right Got me another guy So I got my chalk Chocolate 15 pound by myself So they land Massage even though I remember Massage even though it sent me I ran out there We got 50 degree Frithamopile winds I never even got to the plane

[00:28:15] The wind picked me up And still I blew me back So there's no rails on the side of the ship I mean the air With a 5,000,000,000,000,000,000 That's how heavy the winds were Plus the There was propeller Playing so it's blowing down watch Add to the 50,000

[00:28:35] So it's probably about 70 miles I mean the air With a 15 pound chalk Hoping I could just get Drop down to the To the deck before I go over Just because I'm going over the back You're right in the water Over the back I'm going over the back

[00:28:52] I got Saying good That puts you where you supposed to be Till kids hanging But have you got hit the ground And when I hit the ground You'll have no What was my day to now is Because I hit the ground

[00:29:08] And I heard that I landed in a land in the area So there's these arresting cables That they snap your head in Like the man there was the In the cable said it's going to If they rewind the cables It comes back It's like a metal rubber band

[00:29:24] But they're the kitchen has So they was trying to get me out of the area Before it Oh wow Yeah When they got me into medical They cut all of my clothes off of me Because I was a jack-up They didn't know what was broke A word

[00:29:38] That was a terrible moment for me And I think I became a train in exercise In a military No lie You're going to laugh Yes See what you feel This is what you don't do I really believe I became a train in the next Nice

[00:29:56] That one was jacked up Oh man And they still pickle me to this day about that All right Dude The next question I would ask You have been in the serious cracks Have you? Where was it? South Jersey On the Garden State Parkway Really

[00:30:16] Is that not the New Jersey Not the turnpike The Garden State Parkway Okay There are two major thoroughfares I go north and south of New Jersey Do they drive just as fast on the parkway thing Is it new? Yes Really Okay Timber at the exit

[00:30:34] So we drive and down I was at the house Did you see how I whispered that? I was at the house I was at the house I was 17 years old I was at the house Okay Watching WHT on cable Okay There's a new cable God came

[00:30:48] I was like I was over the detail They came My friends came to the house They was like hey You want to go to the beach I was like no It was like come on come on So you know I find we're going

[00:30:57] So it's five of us in the car And I'm sitting behind the driver And we probably about an hour's drive Just be able to see better No none of us are going to see Okay come on He's we're driving And he's thinking he's getting a

[00:31:11] Yeah I know right One of those Mercury Markies I want to say it was something like that I don't know if that was it But it was similar And we were playing So we were attacking one of the back of the head

[00:31:23] And so he takes the steering wheel And kind of jerks it a little bit Well he lose control And we hit the wall All I remember was the wall coming You know like to divide it Because it was like the left Divider which separated the other traffic

[00:31:40] Then you had a right divider Was separated another highway So we hit that on the right side So what was the results So did you anybody get hurt? Oh God everybody got hurt What happened to you? So see my teeth Right That's that that's that was the chip

[00:31:58] From an accident I had a hole in my leg You can't see that now But it's got a scar Oh my god Who got the worst I knew that the worst The two girls Bridget she had I want to say it was her arm or leg

[00:32:14] And vice versa What Megan was her arm or you know Lego arm It was like a lot of It was messed We all went to hospital Wow My friend was like he comes over helping me pull him Yought the highway And his lip is hanging

[00:32:29] So I can see his teeth And I'm like look at that I'm like he's there So I sit down And I'm leaving the mistake Concreate divided Right And I look down on my leg And I can see the inside of it I know you freaked out

[00:32:48] Did you pass out? No No almost no But on the way back We had to like I had to sit Like on the floor Because I was you know You traumatized Which of me in on the way back No ambulance? Oh no this is from the hospital

[00:33:05] Oh yeah I got you I got you I got you You know pick a car Yeah it was crazy So I was in the only I've never been in an accident like that But I could tell you this story I got me and my partner was in

[00:33:16] One of my home bars We was in Hampton, Virginia And sitting there at the red light And got hit from behind by a guy And you know You see the moment to get a few dollars You know You know You know what you call

[00:33:30] My neck and my back Who would you call But I can't remember the name of the attorney Virginia but it was in Virginia attorney Who would you call him or be Oh who would it go? Okay Okay So if you say that happened on the airport

[00:33:41] But who you call Man You probably know better than me I'm going to say somebody that That's probably Women He's been the building Down where I was managing I was going to Alabama Hammer No egg all have been Yeah Some funny come with it

[00:34:06] Like frogs on the pad A little pad A little lake full of No lake full of pain Like full of pain Like frogs on the little pad And a lake full of pain No egg all in him I called Mars Bart, Mars Bart Okay

[00:34:23] Shout out to Mars Bart, sorry Mars Bart I'm calling I have one And I'm calling Again his name is Jim Jim Daily He was working with long and long He was an associate with long and long He's got his name He was right on the golf industry

[00:34:40] He was a long and long pony tail No Okay He did good though He did good So the martini moment This is interesting Where are you going for drinks and mobile Well first of all We're going to shout out to We're going to scive you Now

[00:34:55] We're going to scive you now For drinks Foddy night Foddy night Every Friday night Did you do it? On the one of the two And funny story Coat here We'll make it publicly known Listen What's your drink? Grigous martini They're in greeting straight up To all of us

[00:35:17] Gotcha Wow that is his favorite drink And some water He does have a limit And he clearly tells you that Before hand He even can't tell you Don't let me get another one Well the other night I think you had I ain't going to want to

[00:35:37] Did you go? You didn't get three We was the last time we had three And long I can't remember It's been a long time And then what happened to you You have three Yeah I'd have control That ain't good I'd have that feeling So my martini evolved Okay

[00:35:59] Amen So a martini moment for me Funny enough I wanted to know I go back to when we You and I We all met down at the sky view We are just The setting The line dancers Right Remember that? Blind dancers I mean almost like

[00:36:19] Do you do the black girls just wake up And just don't hide it Londens Do Yeah They're all being fooled They're all being fooled I was like, you know what you're doing They look like And they'd be from two different neighborhoods But they get on the floor

[00:36:38] And do this thing They're white ladies Even the white ladies The old it was an old white lady She put a knee brace She put a knee brace Put her dancing shoes She changed shoes Remember she was in rhythm I got a shot here

[00:36:51] She had her dance shoes in a crown robin It was per court She had her represental But her dance shoes Was in a purple crown Roll all scooly You know she party She fat When I see that crown robin I had to go to tears

[00:37:08] Like you know what The next barbecue I got you covered You invited sister To the next barbecue We were here Crab Seem to the mix And with this stuff There was a hole The hole floor Was just grooving back and forth back Because she's got it there

[00:37:24] It was on point That's my more teeny moment I like when we do that All right You this is something I see It's a while back I don't remember saying the first time I say it But you always bring something back Did I see it?

[00:37:38] I don't remember what I said it The two most important days In your life The day you were born And the day you figured out Why you were born How does that What do you What is your concept of that statement?

[00:37:51] Well I mean obviously the day you were born Being able to be born That's a blessing in other cells Right You have life Right Now why Why are you born Yeah What's your purpose in life So why are you here That you're born To be here

[00:38:09] What are you What are you scared of That do so important What is your purpose in life That is so important To remember why you're here Right You know what is refreshing Because how many times do we ask ourselves that And that's not a bad question

[00:38:24] Ask yourself on the daily The daily basis We just sometimes we just get into the day-to-day stuff of life And don't forget Priscilla why Sometimes that day-to-day grime Will take you out of your purpose And you won't even realize it The day I'll be over you

[00:38:40] But I'm full I'm tired And you haven't even done an ounce of energy On which your purpose Which your purpose is I always like to say The purpose is bigger than people The purpose is always bigger than people Right The reason why you know the Bible says

[00:38:53] You need to find out what the will of God is for your life He says it It says find out what the will of God is for your life Find out why God's century Right Because if you don't do The purpose for why he sent you here

[00:39:07] Then he'll be disappointed That's right So that's why we are doing On and off the fields That's right We'll put a purpose I heard it right over here That's why we do what we do You're feeling But let me say this before we move on Yeah

[00:39:27] I appreciate you for bringing up those We nuggets Uh Infinity Stone Because they good But we share those Y'all don't realize We'll just share it here We share these on a day that they know what we call the phone Yeah I'm regular phone call y'all Just hey

[00:39:52] What's up? Which is the reason why the podcast came Because we were adding value to each other's lives We said we got to add value to your life too Every time we talk with left Each other better Yeah I had it about the phone now Telling you

[00:40:07] And I said anybody that about you Shout out to you My wife My wife Hey, hey, still in there I look If he knows it's still in the nation He knows You got to say it's still in the nation You got to do it

[00:40:20] You got to do it You know what We were talking about Before we move on This is our own momentum We were talking yesterday My wife and I were talking about The North Who's the biggest threat In the North for the Steelers Remember for you saying the thing

[00:40:37] The race Exactly Exactly what I see it Now other than the Ravens If you had to pick between Cincinnati and Cleveland That would be the biggest threat We'll be dependent upon the health of either quarterback If what O'Barrows hurt There's no different in Cleveland

[00:40:59] If the Sean Wasted and Play that again Let me ask you this Joe Flacco really did good I give him congratulations He was arguably He was arguably the comeback player And you know what it's worked for him Because he got to sit

[00:41:15] For the better part of the season What's the impact? For Joe Flacco He wasn't in there for the whole season To get that way and turn his body He came in the last games He played a held-up He did well

[00:41:26] But are you going to expect him to do You're going to mortgage your whole future on Joe Flacco Who was the secondary quarterback? Only because of the fact He was the secondary quarterback Only because you're top tier quarterback Out of hurt You're right

[00:41:42] Where do you go with Flacco On where could you go with the Sean Wasted? That's a better future It's a better future with Sean So whoever's healthy in those two situations I would say would probably be the third team in AMC

[00:41:54] I know you and I go be biased When I ask you this, we're going to move on Another amount of attention Does this do the stealers Are they equipped to be able to be the Raven? Yeah, we be in the first season We be in the twilight slanship

[00:42:06] We got a better player this year So But you quarterback though We got a better situation at quarterback And we beat them last year with a horrible situation at quarterback Hmm, too sure Okay, that's good All right, Yoda Ah, here we go, Yoda Mom and Yoda

[00:42:26] Shout out to the Yoda Mom and I don't again This, I mean, preface it by saying He has not revealed Anything to me And for those that don't know The, the Yoda Mom is Is him telling you something about The Bible or prayer or something spiritual

[00:42:51] Hmm, try to explain it So you can kind of get a vast understanding And why you're sitting there listening to it So tell us The importance of prayer How should we pray? Should we pray? Ben should we pray Hmm, hmm

[00:43:09] And in this area, he's some sort of formal or prayer that you like All right To ask you a first question The importance of prayer, okay The important, the prayer is so important That prayer is the reason it's so important It's because it is the life-line

[00:43:27] That we have between us and our father And it's a life-line that's free You don't get charged forward So you can make calls anytime you want You don't get charged for prayer It's free And it's important because we have to talk about

[00:43:43] We have to talk to and hear from our father People think prayer is a dialogue It's not a dialogue, it's a monologue It's two people If we do not talk in the name when we can be listened So in prayer, it's the one that's important

[00:43:57] Because God will talk to you in prayer too Right That's when he speaks to us In prayer So that's another reason why it's important The motto prayer Jesus said This is the motto prayer Say our father, which I didn't have in how it would be that name

[00:44:12] Make sure that kingdom come That would be done on earth as it is in heaven Give us a day by day our daily bread And forgive us as we forgive those who trust us against us He just not Interpretation but deliver us from the evil one

[00:44:24] For you as it's a kingdom of the power and glory If I ever never Amen The motto prayer Jesus is why it's so important because it disciples Actually came to Jesus And they asked him, they said, hey You just had a pray Right Because we're doing

[00:44:39] We don't want to pray for the wrong thing Right That's how important prayer is One last thing about prayer Prayer is a childlike petition To an all-wise, all-knowing, all-powerful Father God Say that again Prayer is a childlike petition To an all-wise, all-knowing, all-powerful Father God

[00:45:05] That's how many deep, yes, you're the best deep Shout out to Adamarga Curry She taught me about that About prayer She's a prayer warrior Say it again Adamarga Curry Adamarga Curry She raised me Like in the Bible Yes Grandma the teacher is a grandson She's a grandson Yes

[00:45:35] For seven years Nice Nice She taught me the book of Revelation for three years So that's why you got it so deep Yes Okay She's the female Moses Yes, the Moses was the woman who'd be the other guy Nice She's a... Who I would tell you the other

[00:45:56] That's who she is Oh, yes That's who she is That's who she is Who I would appreciate The exit got to do a real quick I know you're a... you're a... Saffar Hmm Do you have a watch any of the new Star Wars? Like, I don't

[00:46:17] Okay, like they got new ones And they got like the generations before Yoda It was another guy that taught Yoda Yes, it's name And I can't remember him but I bet my wife could tell you He's another But before Yoda I hadn't... I didn't why him

[00:46:31] What is it? Fire? Because he shows you his generation Somebody that preceded him Yeah So yeah, who over-tow Yoda That's who she is He's... So with that, is that what you want to put a promo Yeah, and one more All right So talk real quick about

[00:46:48] In the day of social media And various other entities of information Mm-hmm You have a lot of non-deliverers Why do you choose to believe And what you say to those who choose not to believe? Ahhhh It's like... Okay This is a faith question

[00:47:12] So let me stop by saying Everybody has a measure of faith The Bible says, God gave every man a measure of faith That means The substance of thing hopeful But the evidence of thing and I think In other words, he gave every man a measure of hope

[00:47:29] It's to say that I got a measure of hope God gave me that because he knew I needed Right And he gave me this hope So that could not just keep it there I could multiply this hope I multiply this hope

[00:47:41] By trusting God for different things in life So when God comes through When I hope When I pray to God about faith for something And he asks to it then my hope gets bigger And it gets bigger And it gets bigger and stronger

[00:47:53] And so as long as I continue to trust God And he could continue to come through Even when he says, no That mark So to the number lever It's a choice It's what you say You said, I choose to believe in the number lever Chooses Not to

[00:48:10] We all have the same opportunity You mentioned something a while back about You rather spend I rather spend my whole life Believe in it God is real And I die and find out that he's not I have a lot of nothing But if you spend your whole life

[00:48:27] Actin like God is not real And you die and find out he's real You lost everything Say that one more time Say that one more time You're the one who's in your life You got to hear your own This is all we're trying to get out of

[00:48:38] Tell me that I want more time You're the police I would rather spend my whole life Believe in God is real And die and find out that he's not I have a lot of things Rather than spending my whole life Believe in God is not real

[00:48:53] I don't want to die and find out that he's real Then I lose forever Yes I love this I love this because I'm a highway man What are some transportation do in don'ts in your opinion So here's some hints

[00:49:12] I think we did this on our first pilot podcast Photos that you don't know I've been a limo driver Private transportation for a number of years I've got a lot of good stories But here's some tips Okay So they could save the tip

[00:49:27] This is these are three good things Okay Just for particularly for ladies So if you're single and you're traveling to another city Do not take a random taxi at the airport Or at the hotel Could you kind of So let's say you get off the plane

[00:49:45] You got your bags You go to taxi stand And you get in the taxi Hey, take me to such an airport Don't do that Okay Also don't go from the hotel Step out and say hey Flag tag it down Hey, I want to random taxi If you're single

[00:49:59] By yourself traveling by yourself Right, okay For those single women Traveling by themselves Right What you should do is call ahead To the hotel And say who do you use For transportation Okay They will give you someone reputable Okay, and then you call

[00:50:18] And set up transportation through that person Okay That way you have somebody It would eliminate a lot of horror stories It believed me I've heard a lot of horror stories I bet Wow I've seen that I've seen that happen Because you're working next door to the river view

[00:50:34] So I've actually seen that interaction Right Somebody called it here for a taxi He's got his taxi schedule for By the way He's a name And you saw that other character lurking around You're like who is this? Oh, God

[00:50:46] You just never know who you're getting to get in the car with That's good stuff The other one I worked with this limousine company And it was also a part-time Taining salon And so one of the girls Was taking the rag And cleaning the tanning bed

[00:51:08] And then cleaned out the limo glasses What's the same rag? Oh no Yeah And I'm like She's up So then I start to notice how limo glasses Are really not sanitary and clean So my advice if you take the limo Bring your own cup to drink out of

[00:51:27] So they can be drinking ass water You're ass water Go What you go hot dog water Hot dog water No, we can't drink ass water And it's sort of lasting is And this is for any really anyone How long before you move on? Good

[00:51:41] They could get roofy too Drinking out of this any kind of No, it's not safe It's not Go ahead So the last thing This can go for a single woman But especially for single women But if you're any Any taking any sort of

[00:52:01] Transportation that you don't know who the person is The first thing you want to do Is introduce yourself and look in the driver's eyes That's interesting That'll save you a lot of heartache right in and there This driver doesn't look like you feel safe to be

[00:52:15] In his presence, you'll know right in and there I got a horror story right before Most of you just get in the car and just in the car's driving Before even know what's going on Right I have a horror story It was either Uber or Lyft

[00:52:27] I don't remember which one But that was this Blift driver Female She got a notification Pick up a Customer Random customer She picks him up He gets in the car And he stabs her through the back of the seat He kills her

[00:52:48] So later on when they catch him and they say You know what what was the motive He was white guy He said no, he's I was just He's I was just looking for the first driver to pull it up He said I just decided to

[00:53:01] Who ever pulled up first I was going to kill him And it's just how she took the You know what I mean That's her That's horrible Yeah But you got I mean obviously that's a You know a sick individual But even if you've ever heard so

[00:53:15] You're looking to drive with eyes You don't know or you don't know the medical Yeah Exactly I've seen some drivers that have Should not be on the road Wow And that's his facts All right Who's your favorite author What you read right now And then importance of learning

[00:53:30] And it's important to black kids Especially The spell is the stereotype in the label So that's first of all who's your favorite author And why? James Patterson I think you told me that why Why? Why is this very descriptive I can escape in his books

[00:53:45] Kind of like watching a good movie Does he what category does he write in Thriller This is his fiction So his fiction Right Thriller Suspense What's one of your favorite ones If you could think of The woman's murder club is my favorite Is that what you read now?

[00:54:02] What you reading right now All right now I'm reading Actually I'm reading Disgusting The Daniel Lamar It's a call balancing act Is it a guy who did a circus so late He's a CEO of a circus so late Okay, what is the story? What is it?

[00:54:17] What is it about a story? Yeah, how do you manage It's a book about management And how to be creative And get things done As he taken a circus A late life And transitioned it over to Like life principles Yes That's good stuff Yes

[00:54:33] And he's teaching him to accept the Positive creativity of his employees Right And how to accept their voice And to see their power And their structure of circus so late Like the importance of learning And the importance of young black kid Especially Well, you know This is stereotype

[00:54:53] This is stereotype A monk's blacks And I've seen a put against me You know again You know you are You are made fun of If you are educated Right You want to learn Why you trying to be white No, I'm trying to be educated Right, what I learned

[00:55:09] I want to grow Right, it's nothing to be with Trying to be another person's race I just want to be better But you have the majority that are not They grew up And try and make it Uncool to read I'm here to tell you that reading is actually

[00:55:24] Right, it's the opposite That's what separates us And keeps us back As one of the things that keeps us back Is that we're not on that intellectual level Let me say this And reading solves all that One would be a stereotype Two groups One group

[00:55:41] And let me say this And you might fight on this One group would be a stereotype By it's right They're right Yeah Stereotypically they're right I know But the other group that would be a stereotype By it's our own Yes, for being like the ones that are stereotype

[00:55:59] And us for being real Correct Like the one that would be a stereotype By both two separate groups And the irony is The one group is a gentleman This stereotype of us Because we're giving them reason to They got receipts One I'm saying if you say we're wrong

[00:56:16] They improve me right Start acting different Right The other side We're getting stereotype Because we're trying to be better Right We got to read more As a culture We got to read more Start picking up books You would like Harlan Colvin He's a good author

[00:56:33] Maxi from New Jersey Right He's got some series He's some of his books Our series on Netflix now My favorite author is Maxi Kato I'll tell you why Who say it again? Maxi Lucato In the ex LUCADO He's a Christian author Okay Yes

[00:56:51] The reason I like Maxi so much Because Max writes Like I think He authors like I think So he just written you the Yes He'll take you there Really? Listen He's so intimate And intricate with his writing That Killing hands your imagination skills

[00:57:16] Just because he goes so intricate In his writing And then you get a fool understanding That's what's good for me Because you leave fool You don't leave I'm sending him Get him Maxi Lucato I go to books He leaves you You leave fool Okay Yes

[00:57:35] He takes a trip to like Spain or whatever Wherever he goes He sees something Yoda like He has a Yoda moment He's saying He's picking up and saying And it's real stuff that he's writing That's why I like about it He can pay as a kid You know

[00:57:50] He's a little bit more like a kid You have a red Mickey little Mickey of Valley I heard about that The prince Two-five were all red him Right That's how you got to make that album Like a valley It's pretty good I heard about it

[00:58:04] The read itself is not as Can I ask you something real quick What made him fake his own death Who? Maca Valley Because he made fake his death I have no idea In the book you did Yeah The prince? Yes From what I heard

[00:58:20] He's pulled it at some point Fake this on there When I read it I didn't get that at all Okay It was more of how to lead Is really what it was about And two-poxes I've been about that too

[00:58:34] But at some point he suppose to have fake something To kind of throw some people off of whatever I don't know I don't know Maybe I don't know Yeah No, it was a deep book though But man, if you could tap in the Macs You can make it

[00:58:46] Macs okay Yeah, I love it Final draw Sports, separately Here we go Final draw This is where we speed it up on your ass We gotta keep up To be into the street What? Would you take your draw This likes to pick your over again If you could

[00:59:02] And why? I wouldn't, I got a good one I would because I'm on my other one I got a full beard And I don't have the full beard anymore I went back to the go-t You went back to the go-t Yes, just to go-t Okay, so I'm dead

[00:59:16] Go, but I got that sound pepper I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know Yeah, I don't know How you doing in your workout? I got it in the day I'm in there How many times a week?

[00:59:32] Six times One a day? One a day Yeah, one point you were doing two a day Yes, set back now I'm in a zone now I'm real comfortable Scared to meet you Me too What are the top three baseball players from Mobile? Hey there, you know

[00:59:48] You got to mention Hank Aaron Hank Aaron won, okay Hank Aaron's won Geez, what's this name? I'm not ready to flue You got a central page Okay I'll be mine second one Okay All right And then it will be a tie between Ozzy Smith and Willie McCubvey

[01:00:11] Ozzy Smith is probably a greatest source of the game I've played And what for me would I have to meet 500 home runs? Okay, I've never just got me on that But yeah, I'm more familiar with So who was seeing the national anthem for the Super Bowl?

[01:00:24] Marvin Gaye or Whitney Houston? Oh, listen You know how you do me with two generations of athletes You say you know, you just, you got to pick the generation You like, right? Marvin, listen And they did it in two totally different ways Right

[01:00:46] The way Marvin Gaye did it I'm, I'm a be honest If I had to pick one I would pick Marvin's because of the originality Right Ever, when you sang it, when you sang it When you sang it When you sang it, when you sang it

[01:00:58] When you sang it, when you sang it When you sang it, when you sang it, when you sang it But if you had to go with a good Marvin Gaye shocked the world He grieved up the freaking national anthem The stiff patriots they were like

[01:01:12] They could help it They were grooving to that So I gotta go with Marvin Gaye If I had to pick one Marvin Gaye Yeah man, I got it Okay Who do you want to set the move? The Asian brothers are Luke the Van draws

[01:01:24] I'm gonna say, I'm going to say Me too, cause Luke the sus Yeah, I'll go Asian Larry, Luke the was on the high-doubt one I don't even know about his statement It's not up for me Well, I got a good one Let's see, all the listeners

[01:01:38] If you can get this one Okay, what was on page 43? What was on page 43 of this magazine? Oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh The jet-buet animal, jet-buet animal Yeah, yeah, yeah I knew he had to say it one more time

[01:02:03] I thought about my childhood home I had the wall of jet-bueties Did I tell him what's going on? I said the wrong page, he said the wrong page I looked at the screen I said 34 Yeah, it's 43 I either said 32 or 34

[01:02:18] But I remember, cause I was falling down every week How about I was like, who can you tell me about that magazine? I'm talking about religiously Wow, that's a good thing That was close You were close All right Best jet-piles, you know when we picked Navy Air Force

[01:02:42] I actually got A little detail on this And to the point cause they should work with uh Jets in the Navy Okay You got the F-22 Raptor You got the F-35 Right now, as far as Jets, fighter Jets Top 2 Okay You can't

[01:03:09] I thought it was an Air Force of Navy One is Air Force wasn't Navy Okay Navy is F-35 Air Force is F-22 Raptor The Navy is F-35 Listen One is better at maneuverability But the other is better at dog fighting Dog fighting is when you Yeah, yeah

[01:03:29] One got a title turn But one got a more speed So you got the one in two points You got the top two And I'm not the one being honest And I was Navy If I had the pick one, I'd go with the F-22 with the F-40

[01:03:42] The Raptor Jets It's a beast, right? Really? It is a beast And some of the stuff that they can do Well, my lot of people don't realize you associate Navy with ships And you don't realize how big of an air Right, they have

[01:03:58] Got another, got another fun fact You ever heard of a 50-cal? No, okay In the Navy we have what they call 50-cal It's a 50-cal ride for It's the one in one that you have to put the pay under You're holding it Okay, right This is that much

[01:04:16] Right Right One of 50-calable bullet is 60-long One bullet This is the long, this is a pin Wow Which is average pin is 60-long I knew that because in the military They tell you if you don't have an image Or you use a, average pin, 60-inch

[01:04:32] Yeah, every pin, every pin So, you know, average pin is 60-long A 50-cal bullet A 50-cal, she's a bullet that's this long, 60-long But it's probably a nice, cigar size So, cigar size, whatever Let me tell you something The velocity, let's know what I'm telling you

[01:04:53] The velocity alone on a 50-cal bullet If it passes within 20 inches of your shoulder It'll dislocate your shoulder The bullet don't have to hit you It's the wind that comes off of the bullet If I shoot at you And I miss you by 20 up to 20 inches

[01:05:14] 20 inches, it'll still dislocate your shoulder You'll show the bone with this, okay? Wow That's the velocity coming off the 50-cal bullet 50-cal Yes I saw, I saw a man get hit with one bullet He had a, he had a, he had a, a skirt missile

[01:05:33] Running to shoot down a target And it was a helicopter had a 50-cal on the side He launched his shot He hit his upper body, he liquidified his upper body His legs took 10 more steps And his upper body took a shot

[01:05:50] He took a chicken and got it here, cut off Go, oh, man That's one 50-cal bullet One bullet And you were shooting those? No, I've seen them Those are statistics like we had helicopters that had them

[01:06:06] So say I had to be familiar with the armament of the helicopters We had H3s and we had H46s All right, so some of them had armament So if I was the LSE, land a segment and list it

[01:06:17] I had to be familiar with the armament on that So I can move properly So the 50-cal is where they're studying Yeah, yeah So, yeah, I just wanted to drop that That's a fun thing That's a fun thing

[01:06:30] Let me ask you, when was the last time you shithead yourself? James Gears When I saw him, you tried a little bit of a... I was like, what's that thing? No, oh my goodness, okay This is the armament, I'm gonna be dressed up as a man

[01:07:02] As grown people, we have the assumed that if this happens, it's an accident Right? You probably found yourself in a precarious position And what I'm saying is, sorry Oh my goodness No, no, no Hello, this is your armament I'll be the one to put them all over this

[01:07:41] Hey, hello, hello Hello, no go on when you... You... you coming in and say we're cool You are not recording Don't go nowhere, hello Hey, nephew Can't... can't you hear me? Hello, it's connecting, wait a minute Hello, you finally get on our record

[01:08:01] But you kind of the perfect time, hello My goodness, I hope it will be with... I hope it will be with you Oh my goodness, wait a minute, it's trying Oh man, he will let him come to you man

[01:08:16] Now if you are going to cut your back, we will cool it No, I'm going to cut your back Alright Yeah, I saw him look I'm gonna thank you so long ago I'll tell you one real quick way to dig in I had to get the colonoscopy done

[01:08:32] So you know they give you this medicine you take to dig in I did it too, I did it too And I had a pickup with my pilot's That was scheduled, well... I tried to time it to where I... I could take it and within 30 minutes

[01:08:50] I would be finished my job Well, so I take it and I get there And the plane has got some sort of issue Mechanical issue Right So I'm waiting there, 20 minutes Well, I'm scheduled to just come in and scoop up and go I'm sitting there, 20 minutes

[01:09:08] So right as the pilots are walking towards me my stomach bubble So they get in the car and this is one of the guys who are nice to talk Hey, Lance, hey, no, no, bro What's going on? Hey, no, wait

[01:09:22] Oh no, oh my god, do we get in the car Oh no, bro We get in the car, we get unloaded bags and he wanted to tell stories I'm like, must I? Because it's about to go down So I'll get off and you know how airport Boulevard

[01:09:38] Right, I'm hitting lights at the light Off the stupid light and nobody else coming I know about them, I'm stopping, stopping So I hit the loop, I hit that cannon And it turned red And I was like, Oh, you're flattered I got you

[01:10:00] Look, I pulled it to the driver Oh, are you looking into the house? I'm gonna be fine I think the last time I shot it Because that's what happened with me, I shot it Oh, I thought it was a fart Yeah, but he was so stressed

[01:10:19] And so I think I can't remember when he was doing But he was a wild bad guy Oh my goodness, but you mess me over there Oh my god, have you ever pissed in the shower? We was the last time

[01:10:35] As a man, probably the last time I took a shower I'd do it on There's no wife now Yeah, I'm sure they piss in the shower When they don't piss in the shower? No, I don't feel like I know how my wife is pissing the shower

[01:10:58] You want piss in the shower? Yes, she's pissing the shower while I was in the shower I still would have rubbed off course But yeah, I was full of laughter No, I was just here to pee And she felt like you're not she's doing it

[01:11:18] I'm not a judge Oh my god, she's like, you're not a judge Oh my god, she's a judge I'm done it You never pee in the shower I'm in a game in the drain I think I forgot Is he just like aiming to dry in the drain

[01:11:39] That's how I like so much But I forgot A guy, you just not pee in all over the tub No, you pee towards the drain But so are the women But women are you They are I mean, I don't know how to put a good system in place

[01:11:53] God, that's not fair You're ready to move away You're ready to move away No, they do They got a good system in place They put an accurate We've got true That's true They are They're accurate, bro They got, you know, I think they're good

[01:12:25] Yeah, so they asked you a question yes Yes Who would you choose to do your eulogy Morgan Freeman or David Attenborough Let me tell you why I'm gonna say What first of all It's Morgan Freeman And atheist I don't know, I have no idea

[01:12:52] I'm just saying just from head voice Just voice? Yes Morgan Freeman Yeah Morgan Freeman Okay, I'm choosing that And more Really I watch him on the side Just, you know, the planet animal shows on side of it He does have a good voice

[01:13:09] I think I can have an animal adventure Yeah Daniel's original Ooh You have a watch club Dean No Oh man, you need to What is that? What is classic? This is James Earl Jones and Diane Carroll Oh, it's old school Dude, you got me whappin' tears

[01:13:31] He's clever's listening, you need to see Claude Dean That movie What did he get to come up? It's in the 70s I mean, classic man Yeah, James Earl Jones ago So that's the honor we mentioned for me as well Because, you know, he did the Bible

[01:13:44] You know how to call it the Bible like it's voice Right Like read it, I forgot about James Earl Jones Yeah Go, he probably need to be number one Probably so he probably need to be number one Yeah, yeah, I give, yeah, I give James Earl Jones

[01:13:59] All right, best gun boy, movie If I'm cooking it, it's mine You got some good gunball You got some good gunball Listen, y'all Coach accident made Me a whole pot You remember that whole pot of gunball you gave me

[01:14:13] It's at the home of that, it's me that big old plastic dish I got a healthy version now With weak flour and avocado oil To make the room It tastes the same, you wouldn't even know But it just takes a long, takes about 15 more minutes to brown

[01:14:28] To get the brown consistency Okay, but when you eat it You have the same taste the same Same old wild as a gunball Mm, right But you don't feel full afterwards Okay, like you do when you eat like gunball with rice Right, yeah Okay, all right, cool

[01:14:44] So I'm trying to see So do you have a place that you've gone publicly And eat in gunball That was good I've done two of you Before you asked that Because I know you've freaked out on town The restaurant next to the battlehouse What is that?

[01:15:01] It's like a First floor, I'm facing the battlehouse What's the time for? Is it till the left? The left is Joe Kane Joe Kane is till the left They have decent gunball Okay, because I've eaten that gunball So you take his decent, I thought he was good

[01:15:16] I'm trying to think of somebody else It's a place up that Gosh, the Royal Scam They have good gunball I mean there's a couple of times I got to say the Royal Scams is good You know it was crazy You have good gunball The river view, the restaurant

[01:15:33] The river view Oh my goodness You know why? Because the cook was from New Orleans Oh my goodness Dude, the chef was from New Orleans How used to order that gunball? He was six Wow Yeah He has some business

[01:15:45] I'd say you were in a shot out the chef Down at the scabby And down at the holiday He got some good gunball Okay Oh, you need to get his, you need to chase his opponent I'm trying Yeah, I'm going to take a little bit of gunball

[01:15:58] Because he's right here I'm going to try it He's from New Orleans Okay Yes, from the perspective Yes, he's got good gunball So I'm going to try it All right, let's see Oh this one We talked about this This is a good one Yeah, it is

[01:16:12] Who smokes more weed Snoop dog or Willie Nelson At first I say it's Snoop But I got a switch to Willie Nelson Because Well And then we got the armament And she didn't talk Oh, the child First of all, they did go

[01:16:29] They did go, teaching childs and the goats So two and three I think Willie Nelson is two And then it's Snoop's three Snoop's three Right, right We really got along Jack got some years on Snoop So I got to give it to Willie It's still rolling up

[01:16:57] I don't look bad I don't look bad Well, how old old he is? He got to be in the 70s He got to be in the 70s liquid treatments. Now you know how I can't say. Really? He found out he had cancer. Yes.

[01:17:18] He went to when they started using the sinkers, a little liquid, yes. And he's still here. Wow. And that was seven years ago. Eight years ago. Literally. Well, they were goats. Yeah, they're goats. He had nothing about it because he was in a news slightly.

[01:17:38] And then he told him he said, I'm taking treatments. That's what he said. He said, no chemicals he said I'm taking out natural treatments using the resin and all this. That's what it was all like that. And he did it.

[01:17:53] So I think that before we move, the industry, the industry hates marijuana because of his benefits. And they can't tax it the industry. Our countries, you got some states are legal. You got some states that are so anti-but on the federal level though. That's what they say.

[01:18:19] It's not legal on the federal level. Yeah, but if they're not going to force it, if they're not going to enforce it, you know, you've got a lot of states that are legal and that are using their state budget for marketing and some of the resources and stuff.

[01:18:33] So I mean, look at Denver. Denver. They want the first year of the country. And they were looking at Denver crazy. Look at them now. They're homelessness. Go. Because you know why? They took the taxes that they made from one year just the taxes.

[01:18:53] And may homeless, about homeless shelters, if not houses for people. When we were in Denver, their homeless people look like our mediocre people. I saw homeless in California though that was just sick and I couldn't believe I saw that. Yeah, in some parts of the county. Especially LA.

[01:19:15] I was we were coming right and just we had to believe this can't you have to can't believe this to it. If I'm making this up, we would embed really hills. I mean, we're Beverly Hills or Dale Drive.

[01:19:27] And you go five more minutes and you're four, five, six rows deep of homeless people on this sidewalk. That's how it was with us. I can't believe that's how it was with us in America. You rock. A little bit of a puzzle is P did it.

[01:19:44] Ooh, do you get in? Serious killer statement from multiple serial killers through live horse but it'll be you. Do you get in? I'm not getting in. No. Take that. Take that. Now, I'm not getting in. Look, this is what is common amongst, you know, when they do serial

[01:20:02] killers and creeps and all of us, you know what they do, they interview them. They get information from them. To try and find out the mindset of criminal, the help, you know, they asked these serial killers. Why did you, how did you get your capture them?

[01:20:24] How did you capture them? Right. Right. They actually pick them for information. Right. They just, you know what the number one answer or the serial killer said? What? They didn't have to do anything. They just asked them and they got in a car. Wow. And you know why?

[01:20:42] Because they didn't hit the girl. So they didn't hit the cross-check with the women that survived. Right. Why did you get in a car? I didn't want to tell them no. Wow. I didn't want her to say. Wow. Simpathy. Simpathy.

[01:20:57] The girls who got kidnapped and Cleveland, they helped a 10 years. All you did was say hey, could you want to pay attention? She said no. And then gotten the car. Wow. So I'm not getting the car with Peter. No. I'm not even.

[01:21:15] What's the longest bridge you've driven over? Chesapeake. Chesapeake? Yep. You know, the causeway in New Orleans is long green. I guess the most intimidating one is Chesapeake. Cause got those tunnels. Yeah. So I guess they're so low on this because I've drove that. Okay. Yeah.

[01:21:34] Which one about you? Yeah, that's the longest one both. I've been on both. Scariest bridge you've ever drove over. I can tell you there's a bridge in Jacksonville. We want to see the Jacksonville J was pretty Miami dolphins. I saw that's when I saw Porter. Tare Porter. Oh.

[01:21:49] Look at that. Um, after y'all had got rid of. There's a bridge. It looks like it's a Jurassic Park, right? It's like you come from Jurassic World. You got leaves all over in the middle of the highway. It's just a whole big bushy bridge.

[01:22:03] You need like Jurassic Park when you get on it. It's like you got grapes. You're like, in and these grapes gonna give away in a minute. I'm going underwater. So that's the scariest one I will. I went over the, um, Huey Pete Longbridge

[01:22:14] and in the West Bank of New Orleans. Hmm, I've never seen that. Oh my gosh, man. It's got a train on there. Huh. So when the train comes, the bridge shakes. Is that by Lake Pantatrain? No, it's on the West Bank. Okay. Okay.

[01:22:29] Yeah, it's on the West Bank. Huh. And, and uh, you have maybe an inch or two. Okay, from the side rail. Wow. Yeah. Woo. You going up high and then down and now that bridge is shaking. That's ugly. It's not good. Yeah. Great view, but yeah.

[01:22:47] You can't enjoy it. You. You take your, you go and die. What's your favorite beats on the golf course? Uh, Panama City. Panama City? Yes. I like that. What out of doubt? In particular, uh, Peer Park. Yes. And we have a golf de-onbrey? No. No. No. No. No.

[01:23:15] No. No. No. No. No. No. And it's fine. You think I can find out about it? Oh yeah. All right, what's your favorite beat? I like Pensacola Beach. Okay. Yeah. I like Pensacola. I stayed up for two years. I was going to say that.

[01:23:32] But I like Panama City's lightning wall. A great night. A great night is if you stay on the Tuesday. You could stay at the Hampton Inn right there and Pensacola Beach. Right. On a Tuesday. Tues across the right across from the parking lines of restaurant called Flaunders.

[01:23:48] And the drink specials $2 martines. On Tuesday. On Tuesday. So you stayed out of my hand. So you can have your nice, great meal and couple of drinks and walk, cross and sit in front of the ocean. Wow. All right. Which are you choosing? We can close.

[01:24:05] Which are you choosing? Your mama's fried chicken sandwich with white bread or hot sauce or your mama's fried pork chop sandwich with white bread and hot sauce. You can only eat one. I'm choosing the first one. Fried chicken. I'm going to have pork chop. Put the hot sauce.

[01:24:19] You're like pork chop? Yeah, that was my favorite growing up fried pork chop. Really? Wow. Two pieces of Wonder Bread. Which is Wonder Why My Diabetes. I was these fried pork chop for cold and a wonderful breakfast. I can't do it, bro.

[01:24:36] I can't tell you the last time I ate a pork chop. Well, it's been years for me. Yeah. But growing up, that would have been it. Right. Yeah. So tell me as a pastor, do you like this question?

[01:24:49] As a pastor, you're responsible for hiring a new choir director. The last three candidates are Mahelia Jackson, Kirk Franklin and Marvin Sapp. Who do you hire? I'm going to hire Kirk Franklin. Kirk Franklin. Yes. Why? Because the other two can say, Kirk can direct.

[01:25:14] The other can too can't direct. Ah, good point. But they can say, they're as a good point. Kirk can direct his ass out. He can work that way. But he can't say what we're for doing. I heard him try. So here, but here do a good choir though.

[01:25:26] Absolutely. Kirk Franklin hands down. I got to. Alright, should they remake the last one? Last one. Okay. Look, we did it. I was like, how long do I have in it? Is it really? Yes. This is a timing. Should they remake a current version of Love Jones?

[01:25:40] If yes, would you rather see it in a movie or a series? Love Jones. Let's take a question. Yes, they should. And I would like to see it in a series with them now because Lawrence Tape and Neil Long are alive now. Right.

[01:25:58] Like I'd like to see where they would be there. There would be a progression in there. Yeah, like they would meet up now. Right. That would be good. Yeah. You know, that probably could be our own going series too. Right. You can always extend.

[01:26:09] That's why I wanted to say a series. That's good. I think they should do it in a series also. Everything is series now. Yeah, everything is. They've taken stuff. You try all these streaming channels. They're trying to compete.

[01:26:23] So you've got to try and fit it to Voffee your attention. You've got Regina King. Regina King. Yeah, one. She got one on Netflix now called the man in fall. I saw that. I want to check all in man. The fall in man. Yeah. Excellent.

[01:26:43] Wow, I need to check that out. Excellent. Well, she's underrated. She's underrated as an actress and a writer. Good last two on fire. Right. Seven seconds. Wow. Man in fall is fire. I want to watch both of those. Yeah. I enjoyed that. Yeah. Episode five.

[01:27:02] It's been good man. It's been really really good. It goes like that. Oh, not to feel. Now we need to be the orange. What does something? And being cracking up. So I'll listen. Just we thank y'all for tuning in man. We listen.

[01:27:14] Everything that happens with us is organic. We have a structure that we go about their coach puts together. I trust them with that. The Yoda moments and everything. We just put it out in jade.

[01:27:23] Y'all the mom was we we asking and hoping that stuff has said that they enhance your life, you know what I mean? You're right. That's what I'm about. Like we do each other. All right, sharp as I. So, shuttle. Another man, sharp as one of man's counterdance.

[01:27:35] When you talked about Jesus leaving bread crumbs in one of the last podcasts. Right. Basically what we're trying to do is leave bread crumbs. That's it. Both of them. And off to fear. Yeah. Something for you two box. What's podcasting with the purpose? It's been your boy.

[01:27:52] Mr. Schu, this is Coach Boston. A.K.A. Stealer. Make sure that's still a name you know it. It's been your off to feel coach. I like Coach A.K.A. Missy. You better leave A.K.A. Coach. Read back A.K.A. football.

[01:28:06] Know what our plus basketball. We've been in the building. He forgot his other monitor which is the way Lewis Park has thing. Oh, let's go. Let's go. You gotta come do the dance too, that was it. Hey, we appreciate you all for tuning in with us.

[01:28:20] We are about to get up and throw number five. We out.