Episode 34: A. S. P. H. E. - A Special Post Holiday Episode

[00:00:01] Episode 34.

[00:00:04] A. S. P. H. E.

[00:00:06] Okay, acronym for?

[00:00:08] A Special Post Holiday Episode.

[00:00:11] A Special Post Holiday Episode.

[00:00:14] From On and Off da Field.

[00:00:15] On and Off da Field. Listen, I like that. I like that.

[00:00:18] Alright, so man, listen. Happy Holidays.

[00:00:21] Happy Holidays. Happy New Year.

[00:00:22] Last time we spoke was last year.

[00:00:24] In 2024.

[00:00:25] In 2020. Yes, it was.

[00:00:26] Last year.

[00:00:27] So, a lot happened, right?

[00:00:29] Yeah.

[00:00:29] You went to Carolina.

[00:00:31] Carolina.

[00:00:32] Throughout the show, I'm going to say this.

[00:00:34] Carolina.

[00:00:35] And if I do that...

[00:00:36] I got to say, do what?

[00:00:36] Tar Heels?

[00:00:37] No.

[00:00:38] I do that because Bernie Mac did that when he went to North Carolina.

[00:00:42] Did he really?

[00:00:43] Yes.

[00:00:44] Carolina.

[00:00:45] Carolina.

[00:00:45] And it went crazy every time we did it.

[00:00:47] Really?

[00:00:48] Yes.

[00:00:48] Okay.

[00:00:49] So yeah, every time I say that.

[00:00:50] It was beautiful.

[00:00:51] It was beautiful.

[00:00:54] You went to?

[00:00:55] I got a chance to visit family, friends.

[00:00:58] What part of North Carolina?

[00:01:00] Williamston.

[00:01:00] Okay, what's that close to?

[00:01:01] It's in the eastern part of the state, closer to the coast, closer to the Atlantic Ocean.

[00:01:07] Okay, like what part of North Carolina?

[00:01:08] Like Charlotte?

[00:01:09] So, Charlotte would be in the southwest.

[00:01:12] Okay.

[00:01:12] We're in the northeast.

[00:01:13] So you're closer to...

[00:01:14] Three, so it's actually three and a half to four hours from Charlotte.

[00:01:19] Wow.

[00:01:20] Man, North Carolina is the...

[00:01:22] I told you.

[00:01:22] It's on the other side.

[00:01:23] Yes.

[00:01:24] I used to travel from here to Virginia, from Virginia back.

[00:01:28] Of course, I hit 85.

[00:01:30] Right.

[00:01:30] I didn't do 95.

[00:01:31] Some people do 95.

[00:01:32] I do 85.

[00:01:32] I was playing that in a minute.

[00:01:34] Yeah.

[00:01:34] But those are the longest two states that you go through when you travel there.

[00:01:40] The Carolinas.

[00:01:41] You go on the side.

[00:01:42] Yes.

[00:01:43] Right.

[00:01:43] So, every other state is sideways.

[00:01:46] Carolina has turned the long way.

[00:01:48] Right, right.

[00:01:49] And that's exactly where you come up 85 is the long way.

[00:01:52] Oh my goodness.

[00:01:52] So, I got to go all the way to the...

[00:01:54] Almost to the other side of the state.

[00:01:56] That's crazy.

[00:01:57] Yeah.

[00:01:57] But I love...

[00:01:58] Every time I drove through there, I watched Carolina build up from the early 90s.

[00:02:02] Man, it's nice now.

[00:02:03] It's beautiful, man.

[00:02:04] So, tell me about what you do when you were there.

[00:02:07] So, I tell you, like, you know, we talked how, you know, you in the mornings you go by your

[00:02:12] mom and eat breakfast.

[00:02:13] And I think one morning you were just kind of speaking on it, not necessarily cherishing

[00:02:18] the moment.

[00:02:20] Right.

[00:02:20] And I said...

[00:02:21] Don't take it for granted.

[00:02:22] Don't take it for granted.

[00:02:23] You know, because my mom lives in North Carolina.

[00:02:25] So, I was sitting there and we had, you know, we had breakfast.

[00:02:29] Basically, I made my own breakfast because I wanted to eat a certain way.

[00:02:33] Okay.

[00:02:33] But we sat, you know, and as I ate, we talked and stuff.

[00:02:36] Okay.

[00:02:37] I called you.

[00:02:38] Right.

[00:02:38] Because I wanted you.

[00:02:39] I said, make sure you call me.

[00:02:40] Right.

[00:02:41] Because, listen y'all, we joke about it, but it's the way we, me and coach do things.

[00:02:47] We joke, but we're serious.

[00:02:49] I don't know if you understand that or not.

[00:02:51] It's like the whole on and off the field thing.

[00:02:53] Right.

[00:02:53] Right.

[00:02:55] But, so the thing was big.

[00:02:56] That's huge.

[00:02:57] Yes.

[00:02:58] A serious moment because that's huge, right?

[00:02:59] Yes.

[00:03:00] And when I'm thinking about it, like somebody's mom, like, shout out to the people in New Orleans,

[00:03:05] praying for New Orleans.

[00:03:06] Wow.

[00:03:06] Right.

[00:03:06] Somebody's mom may have, you know what I mean?

[00:03:09] Right.

[00:03:10] Yeah.

[00:03:11] So you think about stuff like that, right?

[00:03:12] You can't take it for granted.

[00:03:12] So we praying for them.

[00:03:14] Absolutely.

[00:03:14] Side note, man.

[00:03:15] Absolutely.

[00:03:16] But yeah, that was big with me.

[00:03:18] I said, you gotta make sure you call me.

[00:03:19] And so what did you cook?

[00:03:21] I met, you know what, every morning because I changed my diet.

[00:03:24] So I've been, I was eating meat, sweets, and I drank a little bit more.

[00:03:29] Okay.

[00:03:29] So what I did was I started the morning with a healthy salad.

[00:03:33] Okay.

[00:03:33] So I made it myself and sat down and, you know, and ate the salad or so.

[00:03:36] Right.

[00:03:36] Yeah.

[00:03:37] So the new year, right?

[00:03:39] 2025.

[00:03:40] Let me say this.

[00:03:40] I don't do New Year resolutions.

[00:03:44] Me neither.

[00:03:45] I don't, I don't, I don't do them.

[00:03:46] I think the average New Year resolution at, maybe last three weeks to a month, something

[00:03:51] like that on average.

[00:03:52] No.

[00:03:53] You don't even think that.

[00:03:54] 24 hours.

[00:03:54] Wow.

[00:03:55] Are you serious?

[00:03:55] Yeah.

[00:03:56] Actually less than 24 hours.

[00:03:57] So I'm guessing you looked that up.

[00:03:58] Yes.

[00:03:59] So I was going to have that on there, but it didn't make it.

[00:04:01] But yeah, less than 24 hours.

[00:04:03] I don't do, you know, that's why I, to me it's, it's a facade.

[00:04:08] It's, it's false.

[00:04:09] Every day is a new year.

[00:04:12] Really?

[00:04:13] Yeah.

[00:04:13] Honestly, you're right.

[00:04:14] Yeah.

[00:04:14] So I don't, I don't.

[00:04:16] So what, what, what are you looking forward to in 2025?

[00:04:20] I'm looking forward to a little more financial stability.

[00:04:24] Me too.

[00:04:24] Yeah.

[00:04:25] Yeah.

[00:04:27] And I'll, but it kind of goes in hand.

[00:04:29] I should have said this before, but I want to work more on my spirituality as well.

[00:04:33] Okay.

[00:04:33] Me too.

[00:04:33] I need to still work on that.

[00:04:35] I never get enough of that.

[00:04:36] Having said that, can we get off with theme music?

[00:04:38] Yes.

[00:04:40] Yes.

[00:04:40] And y'all.

[00:04:41] Hey.

[00:04:41] Welcome to owning off the field sports podcasting with a purpose.

[00:04:46] You got your own, the field coach.

[00:04:47] Hey, that's a sure.

[00:04:48] This is your boy, Coach Boston, AKA Steel Nation since 1976.

[00:04:52] You're going to beat the bingo tonight.

[00:04:53] Oh, you got your boy.

[00:04:55] The Yoda man since 1968.

[00:04:57] The infamous.

[00:04:58] The infamous.

[00:05:00] This is coach.

[00:05:02] Episode 34.

[00:05:03] Episode 34.

[00:05:04] Episode 34.

[00:05:05] Holiday edition.

[00:05:06] Special holiday episode.

[00:05:07] I like it, man.

[00:05:08] Yeah.

[00:05:08] So listen, we got to open up with prayer.

[00:05:10] Yep.

[00:05:10] I like the fact that you got the model prayer right there.

[00:05:13] So we're going to do the model prayer.

[00:05:15] Yes.

[00:05:15] And this also, this is obviously goes special to the families of the victims.

[00:05:21] Yes.

[00:05:21] In New Orleans.

[00:05:22] And from what I hear in Mississippi.

[00:05:24] Mississippi.

[00:05:25] Yes.

[00:05:25] And was it Las Vegas?

[00:05:27] I think so.

[00:05:28] Yep.

[00:05:28] Las Vegas.

[00:05:28] I just, I had been out the news.

[00:05:30] It's crazy, man.

[00:05:31] I didn't know that.

[00:05:31] It was crazy.

[00:05:32] Yeah.

[00:05:33] We all pray, man.

[00:05:33] So special prayer to them.

[00:05:35] Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

[00:05:38] Thy kingdom come.

[00:05:39] Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.

[00:05:41] Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass

[00:05:46] against us.

[00:05:47] And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

[00:05:50] Amen.

[00:05:51] Amen.

[00:05:51] So listen, before we move on, I got to say this because I'm being honest.

[00:05:56] Sure.

[00:05:56] So in the model prayer, Jesus says, forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass

[00:06:02] against us, right?

[00:06:03] Mm-hmm.

[00:06:03] So you just mentioned three incidents where basically almost a terrorist attack, basic acts

[00:06:09] of terror.

[00:06:10] Correct.

[00:06:10] Definitely in New Orleans.

[00:06:11] Correct.

[00:06:11] Correct.

[00:06:11] The guy that, so my mindset, I'm just being honest, this is me being transparent.

[00:06:16] You know, I hope I don't kick flack for this.

[00:06:19] Um, the guy that did that in New Orleans, if he had that on him, kill yourself.

[00:06:27] Right.

[00:06:28] That's my thought.

[00:06:28] Right.

[00:06:29] Like he, he, kill yourself.

[00:06:32] Like it wouldn't have made no noise.

[00:06:34] Right.

[00:06:34] It wouldn't have been no, everything would have been fine.

[00:06:37] Right.

[00:06:37] Set your stuff in order.

[00:06:38] Take yourself out.

[00:06:39] Give a message to anybody that's feeling that way.

[00:06:42] Get a video, video tape yourself.

[00:06:45] Yes.

[00:06:46] Kill yourself.

[00:06:47] And have it.

[00:06:47] And have us publicize it on YouTube.

[00:06:49] Yeah.

[00:06:50] If that's what you want.

[00:06:50] That's what you want.

[00:06:51] And I'm serious.

[00:06:52] I feel like that.

[00:06:52] And leave the rest of us out of it.

[00:06:53] That bothers me, man.

[00:06:54] Yeah.

[00:06:55] Right.

[00:06:55] I think he was a coward and he deserved what he got.

[00:07:00] Oh, of course he deserved what he got.

[00:07:02] I'm sorry.

[00:07:02] But those people didn't deserve what they got.

[00:07:05] In lieu of this prayer you just prayed.

[00:07:07] Right.

[00:07:07] The model prayer.

[00:07:08] Right.

[00:07:09] I'm honest to say, he says, forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.

[00:07:15] That man trespassed against us.

[00:07:17] And he said, I'll forgive you as you forgive me.

[00:07:22] I'm not trying to.

[00:07:23] It's easy.

[00:07:24] You just forgive them and let God handle the judgment.

[00:07:26] You do.

[00:07:27] You do your job.

[00:07:28] You do.

[00:07:28] You do.

[00:07:29] Well, it's not easy.

[00:07:31] It's not easy.

[00:07:32] No.

[00:07:32] No, it's not easy.

[00:07:33] Yeah.

[00:07:33] No.

[00:07:33] I think it was cowardly.

[00:07:34] All right.

[00:07:35] Yeah.

[00:07:35] Having said that.

[00:07:37] Oh, I got it.

[00:07:37] You got to get to that.

[00:07:39] Oh, my goodness.

[00:07:40] Let's.

[00:07:56] Let's.

[00:07:56] One nation.

[00:07:58] Oh, my goodness.

[00:07:59] Under God.

[00:07:59] You think everybody under God?

[00:08:01] I don't think so.

[00:08:03] Indivisible.

[00:08:04] You think I could see some people.

[00:08:05] Everybody ain't invisible.

[00:08:07] Oh, my goodness.

[00:08:09] We're living.

[00:08:10] Everybody ain't liberating these.

[00:08:12] And everybody got justice.

[00:08:14] But whatever.

[00:08:14] You know, I'm a.

[00:08:21] Oh, my God.

[00:08:22] I'm.

[00:08:22] I missed recording, bro.

[00:08:23] So.

[00:08:24] I'm a.

[00:08:25] Class cloud.

[00:08:26] Class cloud.

[00:08:26] Class cloud.

[00:08:28] Okay.

[00:08:29] All right, man.

[00:08:30] All right.

[00:08:31] Why did the Grinch rob the liquor store?

[00:08:33] Why did he?

[00:08:34] He needed some holiday spirit.

[00:08:35] That's a good one.

[00:08:36] I think the Grinch is black.

[00:08:38] Yes.

[00:08:39] Gotta be right.

[00:08:39] Yeah.

[00:08:39] Yeah.

[00:08:40] No doubt.

[00:08:40] Ain't nobody else that angle.

[00:08:41] No.

[00:08:49] Listen, listen.

[00:08:50] I got a question right quick.

[00:08:54] Wonder who his parents were.

[00:08:56] What made him steal Christmas?

[00:09:00] Right?

[00:09:01] Yeah.

[00:09:02] From the Portland Whoville people.

[00:09:05] And who the hell are the Who's?

[00:09:13] I got questions.

[00:09:16] I don't have no answers.

[00:09:20] What made the Grinch steal Christmas?

[00:09:22] Nobody ever checked to see what was the problem.

[00:09:25] He was upset.

[00:09:27] With what?

[00:09:28] I don't know.

[00:09:29] I don't know.

[00:09:30] Who are the Who's?

[00:09:32] And where's Whoville?

[00:09:36] Okay.

[00:09:38] What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?

[00:09:41] What?

[00:09:41] Whatever you want.

[00:09:42] He can't hear you.

[00:09:45] Man, please don't make fun of kids who don't believe in Santa Claus.

[00:09:49] Oh my goodness.

[00:09:50] Because I know adults that still believe in the Dallas Cowboys.

[00:09:57] Oh my goodness.

[00:09:58] All right.

[00:10:00] How's the Dallas Cowboys pass for us like a Grizzly Belt?

[00:10:04] Oh.

[00:10:04] Oh man.

[00:10:05] Every fall they go into hibernation.

[00:10:07] Facts.

[00:10:08] They're always at home for Thanksgiving.

[00:10:10] Right.

[00:10:11] Right.

[00:10:11] They're going to be home for their turkey.

[00:10:13] And Tony Romo started the tradition.

[00:10:20] Because before Tony Romo, the Dallas was good.

[00:10:23] Right.

[00:10:24] They started sucking when Tony Romo became the quarterback.

[00:10:27] Right.

[00:10:27] Tell me I'm lying.

[00:10:28] No, you facts.

[00:10:29] Ain't that crazy?

[00:10:30] And he was this all glamorized guy.

[00:10:32] Oh my goodness.

[00:10:33] But he couldn't win the game.

[00:10:34] Couldn't win the game, dude.

[00:10:35] That mattered.

[00:10:35] The famous three-yard line in Seattle.

[00:10:39] He fumbling the game.

[00:10:46] Okay.

[00:10:47] Come on.

[00:10:48] Okay.

[00:10:49] I miss it, dude.

[00:10:50] What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over?

[00:10:53] Oh goodness.

[00:10:54] What's the best way?

[00:10:55] Have him watch a Dallas Cowboys defense play a game.

[00:10:57] Yeah.

[00:10:58] They roll over, dude.

[00:10:59] Wow.

[00:11:00] Why did so many Dallas Cowboys play?

[00:11:02] They catching the flag this morning.

[00:11:04] Why did so many Dallas Cowboy players say that they had the swine flu?

[00:11:08] Why?

[00:11:09] Say they wouldn't have to touch the pig skin.

[00:11:12] Wow.

[00:11:13] Wow.

[00:11:13] Why was a tiny ghost asked to join the Seattle Seahawks?

[00:11:17] Why?

[00:11:17] They needed a little team spirit.

[00:11:19] Wow.

[00:11:19] Knock, knock.

[00:11:20] Who's there?

[00:11:22] Dewey.

[00:11:23] Dewey who?

[00:11:24] Dewey know how long it's until Santa gets here.

[00:11:28] Do we know how long it is?

[00:11:30] Okay.

[00:11:30] I got you.

[00:11:31] Until Santa gets here.

[00:11:32] What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

[00:11:37] It's almost Christmas Eve.

[00:11:38] I saw it.

[00:11:39] I'm sorry.

[00:11:39] I couldn't help it.

[00:11:41] And then I hit the guitar by mistake.

[00:11:44] You hit the guitar.

[00:11:45] Yeah.

[00:11:46] I mean, that's just.

[00:11:47] That's a sign, you think?

[00:11:48] I need to get back on it.

[00:11:50] Yeah.

[00:11:50] I literally just hit that by mistake, y'all, with the paper.

[00:11:53] And it signs it out.

[00:11:53] That's a sign.

[00:11:54] What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

[00:11:57] What?

[00:11:57] Do you smell chaos?

[00:12:02] All right.

[00:12:03] What did Santa say to the smoker?

[00:12:05] What did he say?

[00:12:06] Please don't smoke.

[00:12:06] It's bad for my elf.

[00:12:08] Wow.

[00:12:08] That's good.

[00:12:09] All right.

[00:12:09] First and ten.

[00:12:10] First and ten.

[00:12:11] Tell us about playoffs.

[00:12:13] What you think?

[00:12:13] Listen, bro.

[00:12:14] Let me say this.

[00:12:14] This is a game.

[00:12:15] It has an interesting game.

[00:12:18] Oregon got dog walked.

[00:12:20] Yes.

[00:12:20] And because the oil in their car was so cold from not starting the engine.

[00:12:27] Right.

[00:12:27] From not even playing.

[00:12:28] They had, what, three and a half?

[00:12:31] Almost a month off?

[00:12:31] Almost a month.

[00:12:32] Yeah.

[00:12:33] And got dog walked.

[00:12:34] And it showed.

[00:12:35] All four teams that had to buy.

[00:12:37] At home.

[00:12:38] Lost.

[00:12:38] They got dog walked.

[00:12:39] That's not a coincidence.

[00:12:40] But Oregon got dog walked, though.

[00:12:41] Yeah.

[00:12:42] Now, the best game to me, in my opinion, was Texas and Arizona State.

[00:12:47] Wow.

[00:12:47] That was a good game.

[00:12:48] Dude.

[00:12:48] Yeah.

[00:12:49] That was a good game.

[00:12:50] That was a good game.

[00:12:51] Texas, I thought, was going to be, I thought it was going to be like the other games.

[00:12:55] Slabber knocker.

[00:12:56] Yeah.

[00:12:56] But Arizona State showed some heart, man.

[00:12:59] No.

[00:12:59] They turned it around, what, mid-third?

[00:13:03] Yes.

[00:13:04] They started coming back?

[00:13:05] Because it was 21.

[00:13:06] Well, they made some stops.

[00:13:08] And they couldn't score, but they made stops.

[00:13:11] Right.

[00:13:11] See, that was the key.

[00:13:12] They made stops.

[00:13:13] And if you think about it, special teams got one of those touchdowns for Texas.

[00:13:17] Right.

[00:13:18] Right?

[00:13:18] Pup return.

[00:13:19] Kick return.

[00:13:20] 75 yards.

[00:13:21] He took it back 75 yards.

[00:13:23] Yeah.

[00:13:23] Right.

[00:13:23] So, special teams gave them one touchdown.

[00:13:25] Right.

[00:13:25] So, it was 21, I guess, 21-3?

[00:13:28] 21-7.

[00:13:28] It was 17-3.

[00:13:29] I think it was 17-3.

[00:13:30] Okay.

[00:13:30] Okay.

[00:13:30] 17-3.

[00:13:31] And then at mid-third.

[00:13:32] Right.

[00:13:33] Sheesh.

[00:13:34] Yeah.

[00:13:34] What happened?

[00:13:35] Scataboo, man.

[00:13:36] What do you do with him?

[00:13:38] In the draft.

[00:13:39] I draft him.

[00:13:41] As what, though?

[00:13:43] As a football player.

[00:13:44] Fullback?

[00:13:44] As a football player.

[00:13:45] You figure it out.

[00:13:46] You're done with the fullback, right?

[00:13:47] Why not?

[00:13:48] You game plan for his skill talents.

[00:13:52] You put him at fullback.

[00:13:53] You put him at tailback.

[00:13:54] Let him throw.

[00:13:55] Got special teams.

[00:13:56] Sheesh.

[00:13:57] What do you think?

[00:13:58] You can't draft.

[00:13:59] It's hard to get football players.

[00:14:01] Good football players.

[00:14:01] He's a football player.

[00:14:02] Hard to know.

[00:14:03] He's got special skills.

[00:14:03] Dude, he threw up at everything.

[00:14:05] I know.

[00:14:06] He threw up.

[00:14:07] I mean, all of that happened.

[00:14:09] He couldn't hardly breathe.

[00:14:11] So, what do you think about Alabama?

[00:14:14] SEC in general?

[00:14:16] Lost.

[00:14:16] The SEC in general?

[00:14:18] Everybody.

[00:14:18] Wow.

[00:14:19] Yeah.

[00:14:20] What do you think about, what's his name declaring for the draft?

[00:14:24] Who?

[00:14:24] Miro.

[00:14:26] Ooh.

[00:14:28] I'm shocked.

[00:14:29] Me too.

[00:14:29] I'm shocked.

[00:14:30] Especially after that showing.

[00:14:31] Yeah.

[00:14:32] I've never thought he was a quarterback.

[00:14:36] No.

[00:14:37] Not NFL caliber.

[00:14:38] No.

[00:14:38] Yeah.

[00:14:38] I mean, I know you can run, but at least you got to have some sort of, you know.

[00:14:42] Listen.

[00:14:43] Bryce Young shows us that you cannot have that type of quarterback at Alabama.

[00:14:48] Let him run that type of set offense and then think he's going to come to the NFL and run that same crap.

[00:14:54] Right.

[00:14:54] He's not going to run around in the pocket like that in the NFL.

[00:14:57] No.

[00:14:57] Miro's not going to do that either.

[00:14:58] I don't want to say Miro, you know, go to running back or slot receiver.

[00:15:05] Maybe slot receiver.

[00:15:05] He's so athletic.

[00:15:06] I would do slot if I was him.

[00:15:07] He's so athletic.

[00:15:08] I'd do slot.

[00:15:09] But quarterback?

[00:15:10] No.

[00:15:10] No.

[00:15:11] And go early at quarterback.

[00:15:13] No.

[00:15:13] No.

[00:15:14] I'm sorry.

[00:15:14] I'm sorry.

[00:15:15] But I think who you think going to take it out?

[00:15:19] Because they picked Georgia to take it out.

[00:15:21] You see that?

[00:15:23] That was horrible.

[00:15:24] Georgia.

[00:15:25] Notre Dame looked good.

[00:15:26] They did, dude.

[00:15:27] Notre Dame looked good.

[00:15:28] The coach.

[00:15:28] You know, he's coaching.

[00:15:30] Dude, he coached at a level that nobody expected.

[00:15:32] The things that he caused them to do.

[00:15:35] He was one, two steps ahead of Kirby Smart.

[00:15:37] He outsmarted Kirby Smart.

[00:15:38] Yeah.

[00:15:38] One, two steps ahead all night.

[00:15:40] All night.

[00:15:41] So you think Notre Dame could pick it?

[00:15:45] At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if any of the four teams won.

[00:15:49] At this point.

[00:15:51] Except for Penn State.

[00:15:52] I'd be shocked if Penn State won a national championship.

[00:15:54] Well, we got that matchup coming up.

[00:15:56] Notre Dame and Penn State.

[00:15:56] Notre Dame and Penn State.

[00:15:57] That's going to be a dollar.

[00:15:58] I don't see Penn State beating Notre Dame and either Texas or Ohio State.

[00:16:04] I see them winning one more game, but not two more games.

[00:16:07] So if you had to pick one team out of them.

[00:16:09] Right now, I'd take Ohio State.

[00:16:12] Okay.

[00:16:13] I think I'm on your side.

[00:16:14] The winner of Ohio State.

[00:16:16] I'm kind of on your side because of the way they did Oregon.

[00:16:19] Yeah.

[00:16:19] Seriously.

[00:16:20] Well, in Tennessee the week before.

[00:16:22] Right.

[00:16:23] So they're not a one-trick pony.

[00:16:25] Right.

[00:16:25] Right.

[00:16:26] It looks like they're finally playing the way that they should have been playing.

[00:16:29] They came to play.

[00:16:29] Right.

[00:16:30] So I'm with you, Ohio State.

[00:16:32] And if I had to go with a secondary, I would pick Notre Dame.

[00:16:38] We'll see.

[00:16:39] We'll see.

[00:16:39] That's good stuff.

[00:16:40] That's why they put it on the field.

[00:16:41] That's right.

[00:16:41] Third and short segment.

[00:16:43] Final week in the NFL.

[00:16:44] Oh, man.

[00:16:45] Yeah.

[00:16:47] You see what I got on.

[00:16:49] I see.

[00:16:49] Paolo Malu.

[00:16:50] I see, dude.

[00:16:51] Yeah.

[00:16:52] Hey, we got the Bengals.

[00:16:53] We're going to take care of business.

[00:16:54] We're going to take care of business.

[00:16:55] You know, the crazy thing about the Bengals, and I think we talked about this on the phone.

[00:17:01] If you looked at Joe Burrow's numbers, their record doesn't even come close to his numbers.

[00:17:08] No.

[00:17:08] You would think it was two different.

[00:17:11] There's no way that their record is dead.

[00:17:13] The Steelers had Joe Burrow.

[00:17:15] Oh, my.

[00:17:16] He's more of a Steeler than a Bengal.

[00:17:18] I don't do that.

[00:17:19] Now, you know my.

[00:17:19] I'm just saying.

[00:17:20] I'm just being honest.

[00:17:21] Now, you know Snook.

[00:17:22] Hey, look.

[00:17:22] I'm just being honest.

[00:17:23] Oh, boy.

[00:17:25] So, who else we got?

[00:17:27] Today, we got.

[00:17:28] You got the Ravens and the Browns.

[00:17:30] Right.

[00:17:31] Right.

[00:17:31] So, the winner.

[00:17:32] If the Ravens win, they win in North.

[00:17:34] If the Ravens lose and the Steelers win, we win in North.

[00:17:40] And then tomorrow, you got all the games, too.

[00:17:42] Dude, if Cincinnati make the playoffs, they're going to be dangerous.

[00:17:45] Yeah.

[00:17:45] Yeah.

[00:17:46] They're a better team than their record indicates, for sure.

[00:17:50] Absolutely.

[00:17:51] All right.

[00:17:51] Versus segment.

[00:17:52] Okay.

[00:17:53] Who would you draft as your running back if you had a first-round pick in the 2024 NFL draft?

[00:18:00] Boise State's Ashton Gentey or Arizona State's Cam Scadaboo?

[00:18:06] Who would you?

[00:18:07] I'm going to Arizona State's Cam Scadaboo.

[00:18:11] Although, I like Ashton Gentey.

[00:18:14] No disrespect to him.

[00:18:16] But, they shut him down.

[00:18:19] Cam showed me more against a better defense than Gentey did.

[00:18:25] But, they shut Gentey down.

[00:18:27] Penn State shut him down, dude.

[00:18:29] And, Texas shut Cam down in the first half or so.

[00:18:32] But, he kept coming.

[00:18:33] You can see I'm taking this over.

[00:18:36] Yeah, he stepped his game up.

[00:18:37] So, I'll take Scadaboo.

[00:18:39] He got hard, dude.

[00:18:39] He's like a Wolverine, dude.

[00:18:42] Should have seen.

[00:18:43] They showed a highlight of him.

[00:18:44] He won the California State Championship in high school.

[00:18:48] And, they showed a run where he ran over the entire team and scored a touchdown.

[00:18:54] Wow.

[00:18:55] Wow.

[00:18:55] Everybody, everyone.

[00:18:56] I gotta see that.

[00:18:57] You gotta see that.

[00:18:58] I'm gonna pull that up.

[00:18:58] Yeah, it was amazing.

[00:18:59] All right.

[00:19:00] Voice segment.

[00:19:01] Voice segment.

[00:19:01] NCAA first team offense.

[00:19:03] So, these are the first team, all-American football team on offense.

[00:19:09] Yeah, well, talk to me.

[00:19:10] And, that quarterback down in Miami.

[00:19:14] That boy.

[00:19:15] Cuba North.

[00:19:18] Cam Ward.

[00:19:19] What that fella?

[00:19:19] Cam Ward.

[00:19:20] Cam Ward.

[00:19:21] Hey, man, there's a question about that fella.

[00:19:23] You reckon that fella gonna go high in the draft?

[00:19:26] I think so.

[00:19:27] They might have high on him.

[00:19:28] You reckon he gonna go first round?

[00:19:30] I think he gonna go in the first round.

[00:19:32] That old fella there.

[00:19:33] Okay.

[00:19:33] He's got a good old arm.

[00:19:35] Like, he could skip a rock pretty good.

[00:19:42] He could throw the hell out of a horseshoe.

[00:19:48] Why?

[00:19:55] That old wide receiver there.

[00:19:56] We got a list of them here.

[00:19:58] I'm gonna see if I can name these fellas here.

[00:20:01] You got three of them.

[00:20:01] You know, they got some funny sounding names.

[00:20:03] Nick Nash.

[00:20:04] I wonder if Trump needs to get involved with these names.

[00:20:08] Hmm.

[00:20:09] We might need to make a phone call.

[00:20:12] We got old Nick Nash from old San Jose State.

[00:20:16] What you reckon about?

[00:20:17] I didn't know they play football up there.

[00:20:19] They got them fellas up there in San Jose.

[00:20:22] To the Willie.

[00:20:22] They called it San Jose.

[00:20:24] San Jose.

[00:20:25] Yeah.

[00:20:26] Yeah.

[00:20:27] Titoria.

[00:20:28] Oh, that fella's name.

[00:20:29] Tititor.

[00:20:31] Tita.

[00:20:32] Tita.

[00:20:33] Tita.

[00:20:33] Tita.

[00:20:34] Tita.

[00:20:35] McMillan.

[00:20:36] He's in Arizona anyway.

[00:20:38] I think Trump.

[00:20:39] I think our buddy Trump needs to get down there and get involved in that name.

[00:20:42] And then there's another fella here by the name of X-A-V-E-R.

[00:20:50] Restroom.

[00:20:51] Restroom.

[00:20:51] Restroom.

[00:20:52] Oh, he's from Miami too now.

[00:20:55] Him and that old fella.

[00:20:56] Him and that old fella.

[00:20:57] Hipped up a couple times.

[00:20:59] I think they did.

[00:21:00] Well, now.

[00:21:01] At Mutt and Jeff.

[00:21:02] At Mutt and Jeff.

[00:21:03] Do you think so?

[00:21:09] At the running back.

[00:21:15] From up there with the Bronco.

[00:21:17] That old fella.

[00:21:18] That old fella again.

[00:21:20] Ashton Gentry.

[00:21:20] That old fella again.

[00:21:22] No, and then we got that tight end.

[00:21:24] Tied end.

[00:21:26] Tied.

[00:21:26] Tied end.

[00:21:27] Tied end.

[00:21:28] Oh, Harold Fannin Jr.

[00:21:30] From Bowling Green.

[00:21:31] You know, I never knew Bowling Green was a college.

[00:21:36] I thought it was a bowl of greens.

[00:21:38] Just bowling.

[00:21:39] How do you eat your bowl of greens?

[00:21:41] With some cornbread on the side.

[00:21:44] Me too.

[00:21:45] And some, yeah.

[00:21:46] I think that Fannin boy might be related to somebody over there.

[00:21:49] You ever mush it, twist your fingers?

[00:21:51] Ooh.

[00:21:52] Mush it, twist your fingers.

[00:21:54] Get the juice out.

[00:21:54] Yeah, you must.

[00:21:55] Now, you get the cornbread and mush it, the greens, twist your fingers.

[00:22:00] Ooh.

[00:22:00] You said, you said, you said, you said, whoa.

[00:22:18] Hustle man.

[00:22:19] Hustle man.

[00:22:20] All right, tackle.

[00:22:21] Did you get that fella, center fella?

[00:22:23] Oh, no.

[00:22:24] Don't forget my local boy, Jake Slaughter from Florida.

[00:22:28] Jake Slaughter from Florida.

[00:22:29] That old fella.

[00:22:29] Gator.

[00:22:30] They call him Gator.

[00:22:42] And we got old Will Campbell from LSU.

[00:22:46] LSU.

[00:22:46] And them old tigers.

[00:22:48] Tigers.

[00:22:48] Damn tigers.

[00:22:50] And at guards, we got Addison West from Western Michigan.

[00:22:54] Okay.

[00:22:55] And then my good old boy, Willie Lamkin.

[00:22:58] Willie.

[00:22:59] Willie Lamkin.

[00:23:00] Oh, Willie Lamkin.

[00:23:02] Carolina.

[00:23:03] Carolina.

[00:23:06] Oh, Willie.

[00:23:06] Willie Lamkin.

[00:23:09] Willie Lamkin.

[00:23:11] Willie Lamkin.

[00:23:15] Bad chance.

[00:23:18] Okay.

[00:23:19] All right.

[00:23:20] Health is well segment.

[00:23:21] Health is well.

[00:23:21] All right.

[00:23:22] All right.

[00:23:22] Staying fit and eating right during the holidays.

[00:23:25] You know, I didn't do bad at all.

[00:23:29] I'm getting to where I think if I mentally see something and it's unappealing,

[00:23:39] it doesn't even tempt my palate.

[00:23:41] In other words, I don't struggle with not eating it.

[00:23:45] Okay.

[00:23:45] Thanks.

[00:23:46] All right.

[00:23:46] So now on the other hand.

[00:23:47] But I don't deny certain pleasures either.

[00:23:50] Right.

[00:23:51] You got to get.

[00:23:51] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:23:52] That's what I was going to say.

[00:23:53] On the other hand, my quote unquote guilty pleasures, the sweets.

[00:23:58] Yes.

[00:23:59] And see, like sweets give me indigestion because they make it with milk.

[00:24:03] Okay.

[00:24:04] Which I'm lactose.

[00:24:06] I got you.

[00:24:06] So also cake.

[00:24:07] I love cake.

[00:24:08] I love red velvet cake.

[00:24:09] Guess what?

[00:24:10] Can't eat it?

[00:24:10] I need you to make it with either almond milk.

[00:24:13] Okay.

[00:24:14] Okay.

[00:24:14] Or oat milk.

[00:24:15] Okay.

[00:24:15] Is that possible?

[00:24:17] How'd you like that almond milk?

[00:24:18] I still, I bought some more.

[00:24:20] Okay.

[00:24:20] The same identical can.

[00:24:22] Nice.

[00:24:22] Yes.

[00:24:23] You know, that actually, it's good.

[00:24:26] It's so good for you that when I drink it, just, I just drink it.

[00:24:29] I like drinking milk.

[00:24:30] I just go in there and just douse it.

[00:24:32] I mean, drink a whole guff of it.

[00:24:34] When I initially drank it and it's so pure that whatever my stomach lining, if that needed

[00:24:39] to heal, it.

[00:24:41] Okay.

[00:24:42] You know, you hit a.

[00:24:43] You could tell it works on your lining.

[00:24:45] That's how pure that milk is.

[00:24:47] Right.

[00:24:47] Which is what helps my.

[00:24:49] You know what I'm saying?

[00:24:49] Which is good for me, dude.

[00:24:51] Nice.

[00:24:51] It actually shocked my digestive system, if that makes sense.

[00:24:55] Okay.

[00:24:55] You know how you shock your system.

[00:24:56] I knew you would like it.

[00:24:57] Oh, yeah.

[00:24:57] Yeah, yeah.

[00:24:58] I knew you would like it.

[00:24:58] And that didn't even flavor.

[00:25:00] And you know, usually I don't like it when it's unflavored.

[00:25:02] Right, right.

[00:25:02] You don't need flavor.

[00:25:03] No, you don't.

[00:25:04] No, you don't.

[00:25:04] No.

[00:25:05] No, I actually, you know, I made a purpose to get out and walk.

[00:25:10] Okay.

[00:25:10] So I walked every morning.

[00:25:11] I need to walk.

[00:25:12] So for three mornings out of the five days, I walked.

[00:25:15] Okay.

[00:25:15] And like I said, in the mornings when I was eating breakfast, instead of eating, you know,

[00:25:20] carb-filled breakfast, I ate a big salad.

[00:25:23] Okay.

[00:25:24] But man, my niece worked as a manager at the Cookie Crumble place.

[00:25:29] Oh, you told me.

[00:25:30] She brought two boxes.

[00:25:32] Salted caramel.

[00:25:33] Oh, wow.

[00:25:35] She had red velvet cookies.

[00:25:37] See, that'll burn my chest.

[00:25:38] Yeah.

[00:25:38] But I just take Omeprazole and just suffer.

[00:25:41] I suffer.

[00:25:42] It is what it is.

[00:25:43] Yeah, that's what I said.

[00:25:44] Does it give you indigestion too?

[00:25:45] No, no.

[00:25:46] But you know, I'm diabetic.

[00:25:47] Are you lactose?

[00:25:48] No, no.

[00:25:49] But just for the sugar for me is an issue.

[00:25:51] Okay, gotcha.

[00:25:52] But you know, obviously with the walking, the salad in the morning and drinking, you know,

[00:25:58] water and stuff, you can help, you know, offset any sugar spikes.

[00:26:02] You can totally offset it.

[00:26:03] Naturally.

[00:26:04] Naturally.

[00:26:04] You can totally offset it.

[00:26:05] Naturally.

[00:26:06] Without medication.

[00:26:07] Yeah.

[00:26:07] And I'm going to stress that you can totally offset that if you work out.

[00:26:10] Now, you can't eat.

[00:26:12] Let me say this.

[00:26:14] You can't just eat anything you want.

[00:26:17] Right.

[00:26:17] And think you can work, you know.

[00:26:19] But here or there for holidays, you can certainly do that.

[00:26:22] Right.

[00:26:22] But consistently eating bad.

[00:26:24] You can't do that.

[00:26:24] And working out, you're hustling backwards.

[00:26:26] Exactly.

[00:26:26] You're wasting your time.

[00:26:27] Taking one step forward and two or three steps.

[00:26:30] Right.

[00:26:31] Right.

[00:26:31] And I try to stress that to people.

[00:26:33] So, all right.

[00:26:33] Travel through your eyes.

[00:26:34] North Carolina, dude.

[00:26:36] Carolina.

[00:26:36] Carolina.

[00:26:37] What was the weather like?

[00:26:39] Just like here.

[00:26:40] Really?

[00:26:40] Mm-hmm.

[00:26:41] Humidity?

[00:26:41] What is it?

[00:26:41] The lighter?

[00:26:43] On average, on average, it's actually about 10 degrees cooler than here.

[00:26:49] I kind of figured it.

[00:26:50] But it was actually, but in a lot of days, it's actually similar.

[00:26:54] But the humidity is lower, I'm guessing.

[00:26:56] Yes.

[00:26:57] Not as much because where we are is actually closer to the coast.

[00:27:00] That's why.

[00:27:01] Atlantic coast.

[00:27:02] That water.

[00:27:02] A lot of water.

[00:27:03] Wow.

[00:27:04] But still, I bet you still feel better up there.

[00:27:07] I love it.

[00:27:07] Man.

[00:27:08] Carolina.

[00:27:09] The house sits right in them in some pines.

[00:27:11] So, you smell that pine.

[00:27:12] They call it Carolina pine.

[00:27:14] You can smell it all about.

[00:27:16] Listen, dude.

[00:27:17] So, I always wanted to live in a state that had all four seasons.

[00:27:23] They have all four seasons.

[00:27:24] Okay.

[00:27:25] They have all four seasons.

[00:27:26] Virginia has all four seasons.

[00:27:28] Yes.

[00:27:28] Man, listen.

[00:27:29] Winter in Virginia?

[00:27:31] It could be rough.

[00:27:33] It can be, but the snow is fluffy.

[00:27:36] Next week in Carolina and Virginia, it's going to be cold.

[00:27:39] Right.

[00:27:39] It's going to be in the teens.

[00:27:40] Right.

[00:27:41] And see, they got those cedars in certain parts of Virginia.

[00:27:45] And when that snow falls on those cedar trees, it's that fluffy snow, man.

[00:27:49] Uh-huh.

[00:27:49] That's beautiful.

[00:27:50] Yeah.

[00:27:50] So, yeah.

[00:27:51] Yeah, man.

[00:27:51] That's what's up, man.

[00:27:52] Yeah.

[00:27:53] Carolina.

[00:27:53] Carolina.

[00:27:54] Carolina.

[00:27:55] All right.

[00:27:56] Pet peeve segment.

[00:27:57] Ooh.

[00:27:58] Dirty gas station rooms.

[00:28:00] You're right.

[00:28:00] Restrooms.

[00:28:00] I can't, bro.

[00:28:03] So, one thing that I set my clock on.

[00:28:06] So, when I drove, when I left here, I went to Bucky's.

[00:28:10] Okay.

[00:28:11] And I tried to time it, and I went to Bucky's twice on the way back.

[00:28:15] Okay.

[00:28:15] So, two.

[00:28:16] I stopped three times.

[00:28:18] So, two out of the three were at Bucky's.

[00:28:21] So, not bad.

[00:28:22] Okay.

[00:28:22] But that out of the third one out of, you know, that one out of the third, nasty.

[00:28:27] Wow.

[00:28:28] Yeah.

[00:28:28] I can't do it.

[00:28:31] I don't even want to use the bathroom, man.

[00:28:34] It makes you think about it when you go to Bucky's and then you go to another one.

[00:28:37] Oh, yeah.

[00:28:38] Wow.

[00:28:38] Sheesh.

[00:28:39] Yeah.

[00:28:40] Horrible.

[00:28:41] Would you rather?

[00:28:42] All right.

[00:28:43] Would you rather sleep through Christmas Day or New Year's Eve?

[00:28:52] Christmas Day.

[00:28:55] You'd rather sleep through Christmas Day?

[00:28:57] Well, New Year's Eve.

[00:28:58] I'd rather sleep through New Year's Eve.

[00:28:59] Yeah.

[00:29:00] Think about it.

[00:29:00] Yeah.

[00:29:01] That's true.

[00:29:02] I sleep halfway through it anyway.

[00:29:04] Right.

[00:29:07] All right.

[00:29:08] Quote of the day.

[00:29:09] I bet by 9, 845, 9 o'clock anyway.

[00:29:15] All right.

[00:29:17] Quote of the day.

[00:29:19] Love the giver more than the gift.

[00:29:21] Brigham Young.

[00:29:23] Surround yourself.

[00:29:24] I'm going to go back to these.

[00:29:25] I'm going to read them.

[00:29:25] But surround yourself with friends who make abnormally large goals feel completely normal.

[00:29:32] Wow.

[00:29:34] Okay.

[00:29:34] All right.

[00:29:34] Let me go back to the first one.

[00:29:35] Okay.

[00:29:36] I have to say this.

[00:29:37] The second one is from our guest, Delany West.

[00:29:40] Really?

[00:29:41] Yes.

[00:29:41] I told her I was going to steal that.

[00:29:44] We had to steal that one.

[00:29:45] I can't remember.

[00:29:45] She posted it on Facebook.

[00:29:47] Dude, we have had some.

[00:29:48] Wow.

[00:29:48] Wow.

[00:29:48] Okay.

[00:29:49] So look.

[00:29:49] The first one.

[00:29:50] Love the giver more than the gift.

[00:29:52] That's actually a Bible scripture too.

[00:29:54] Really?

[00:29:54] Yes.

[00:29:55] Okay.

[00:29:55] Yep.

[00:29:56] It says it in Romans.

[00:29:58] It says that some people don't love the gift more than the giver.

[00:30:03] Because God is the gift giver.

[00:30:05] Okay.

[00:30:05] It's in the Bible that say that.

[00:30:07] But say some people love the gift more than the gift giver.

[00:30:10] Which is not good.

[00:30:12] And that's probably in most cases too.

[00:30:14] When you think about Christmas in general.

[00:30:16] How marketing it is.

[00:30:18] We talked about that.

[00:30:19] What you going to get me for Christmas?

[00:30:20] Sheesh.

[00:30:20] Yeah.

[00:30:21] We already cleared that up.

[00:30:22] Black folk segment.

[00:30:24] Black folk segment.

[00:30:25] All right.

[00:30:25] The blackest first names.

[00:30:27] Aisha.

[00:30:29] Keisha.

[00:30:35] Tyrone.

[00:30:36] Tyrone.

[00:30:39] No.

[00:30:39] Willie.

[00:30:40] Would Willie be one?

[00:30:41] Willie Earl.

[00:30:42] Willie.

[00:30:43] Let's be specific.

[00:30:47] Willie Earl.

[00:30:48] Earl for a middle name.

[00:30:49] Willie.

[00:30:50] Willie.

[00:30:50] David Earl.

[00:30:50] No.

[00:30:51] I said Willie Earl.

[00:30:51] James Earl.

[00:30:52] What Willie Earl are they?

[00:30:53] Willie Earl.

[00:30:54] Hey Willie Earl slept in.

[00:30:55] And he.

[00:30:57] And he hit with Earl.

[00:31:01] Shanene.

[00:31:02] Malik.

[00:31:03] Sharika.

[00:31:05] Trayvon.

[00:31:06] Oh man.

[00:31:07] Too early.

[00:31:12] Okay.

[00:31:14] All right.

[00:31:15] Black folk segment.

[00:31:15] We off.

[00:31:16] Edible.

[00:31:17] Eatable.

[00:31:17] Eat segment.

[00:31:18] Okay.

[00:31:18] What are some foods that black people eat during the holidays?

[00:31:22] Ham.

[00:31:23] Ham.

[00:31:25] Collard greens.

[00:31:26] Oh yeah.

[00:31:26] I love greens.

[00:31:28] I didn't have any greens this year.

[00:31:29] I did.

[00:31:31] My wife made some.

[00:31:32] Yeah.

[00:31:32] I had some.

[00:31:33] My mom made some too.

[00:31:34] We had a lot of good food but I don't think I had greens.

[00:31:39] Dressing.

[00:31:41] Mac and cheese.

[00:31:42] Mac and.

[00:31:42] Oh.

[00:31:44] See that's another food.

[00:31:46] I'm not.

[00:31:48] I'm not big on mac and cheese anymore.

[00:31:50] I didn't eat it.

[00:31:50] I didn't eat the mac and cheese.

[00:31:52] I ate the other stuff.

[00:31:53] I didn't eat the mac and cheese.

[00:31:54] I will eat it but I'm not as big on it as I used to be.

[00:31:57] See I'm talking about.

[00:31:58] Right.

[00:31:58] When I was developing my body is starting to automatically reject stuff like that.

[00:32:03] Yeah.

[00:32:03] Because I don't even feel right when I eat it.

[00:32:07] Right.

[00:32:07] Right.

[00:32:08] Doesn't have the same type of effect that it used to have on you.

[00:32:11] Right.

[00:32:12] It's actually going against.

[00:32:15] Good food to me goes with your natural feeling.

[00:32:19] Right.

[00:32:19] It does.

[00:32:21] Bad.

[00:32:21] And when you eat bad stuff.

[00:32:22] You can tell.

[00:32:23] You can tell.

[00:32:23] You ain't supposed to be in here.

[00:32:24] Right.

[00:32:24] But some things you can say okay I'm going to have that good feeling and eat it.

[00:32:29] Right.

[00:32:29] But I know it's not necessarily good for me.

[00:32:31] Right.

[00:32:31] But every blue moon.

[00:32:33] But some stuff you eat and you're like this is bad for me.

[00:32:36] This is bad for me.

[00:32:36] And if you know what you eat it.

[00:32:37] I won't eat again is oxtails.

[00:32:41] Oh.

[00:32:42] Tears your stomach up right.

[00:32:44] Man it's so heavy.

[00:32:45] The grease is too rich.

[00:32:49] I got you.

[00:32:50] The meat.

[00:32:51] I got you.

[00:32:51] Paws.

[00:32:52] Yeah.

[00:32:52] It's too rich.

[00:32:53] I got you.

[00:32:54] Oh man I struggled for two weeks after I ate that.

[00:32:58] Just my.

[00:32:59] Yeah.

[00:33:00] You were walking down the hall and you heard something fall.

[00:33:03] Not even that.

[00:33:04] It was just.

[00:33:04] It was.

[00:33:04] It was a bloated.

[00:33:07] Sick.

[00:33:07] It's a nauseous feeling.

[00:33:08] Oh.

[00:33:09] Yeah.

[00:33:10] It ain't for me.

[00:33:11] I can't do it.

[00:33:12] All right.

[00:33:13] Okay.

[00:33:14] So this is.

[00:33:15] Perception versus perspective.

[00:33:17] So my nephew.

[00:33:18] Just get personal.

[00:33:19] Okay.

[00:33:19] He's had some problems.

[00:33:21] Okay.

[00:33:21] He's made some bad choices.

[00:33:22] Okay.

[00:33:24] He's.

[00:33:25] He's now living with my parents.

[00:33:29] Okay.

[00:33:29] Your nephew.

[00:33:30] My nephew.

[00:33:30] Okay.

[00:33:31] Got you.

[00:33:31] 25.

[00:33:32] Got you.

[00:33:32] All right.

[00:33:32] And he had had an argument with his mom.

[00:33:35] Okay.

[00:33:35] And she had put him out.

[00:33:36] And so he was.

[00:33:38] When I was there.

[00:33:39] He was actually not having an argument.

[00:33:41] But a back and forth discussion with my mom.

[00:33:45] About something.

[00:33:46] You know.

[00:33:47] Something small.

[00:33:48] Yeah.

[00:33:48] Exactly.

[00:33:49] Okay.

[00:33:49] Yeah.

[00:33:49] It wasn't a big deal.

[00:33:50] It wasn't like they were.

[00:33:51] You know.

[00:33:51] Like it was a disrespect thing.

[00:33:53] Right.

[00:33:53] They were just having a disagreement on something.

[00:33:58] And so afterwards we were.

[00:34:00] He and I were on the porch.

[00:34:01] And I told him about our podcast.

[00:34:03] And so he started listening to it.

[00:34:05] He enjoyed it.

[00:34:06] Remember the one we did good.

[00:34:10] Things are going well for you.

[00:34:12] Good.

[00:34:12] Right.

[00:34:13] I told him to listen to that one.

[00:34:14] Wow.

[00:34:15] He loved it.

[00:34:15] Loved the video.

[00:34:16] Loved our podcast.

[00:34:17] Wow.

[00:34:18] And I shared with him perspective versus perception or segment.

[00:34:23] And it really opened his eyes about thinking differently.

[00:34:28] That's lit.

[00:34:29] Yeah.

[00:34:29] And so when I told him was I said you know basically if you know he's going to be listening

[00:34:35] to this one.

[00:34:36] You have to think about you want to be right in an argument say with your grandparent.

[00:34:43] Right.

[00:34:44] Okay.

[00:34:44] But the perspective is your grandparents shouldn't have to have an argument with you in their

[00:34:51] house while they're taking care of you at 25.

[00:34:54] Bingo.

[00:34:56] That shouldn't even come up.

[00:34:57] They shouldn't have to have that.

[00:34:59] Right.

[00:34:59] You're forcing them into a different situation.

[00:35:02] Right.

[00:35:02] Right.

[00:35:03] You're not seeing their perspective.

[00:35:05] Right.

[00:35:05] But your perception wants you to be right in the argument.

[00:35:09] The argument.

[00:35:10] Yeah.

[00:35:10] What did he say dude?

[00:35:12] Hey.

[00:35:12] Well he's listening to this now.

[00:35:15] I'm telling him right now.

[00:35:17] Wow.

[00:35:18] Okay.

[00:35:18] Okay.

[00:35:19] I get it.

[00:35:19] I get it.

[00:35:20] That's fine.

[00:35:21] We talked about other things.

[00:35:22] That's fire.

[00:35:23] That's lit.

[00:35:23] And we talked about other things that you know are going to help you know develop you

[00:35:28] know but he just you know it just made some bad choices but not making the ability to

[00:35:33] see from the other person's you know side of it.

[00:35:36] Right.

[00:35:36] Yeah.

[00:35:36] Yeah.

[00:35:38] Again I always hear like the Bible perspective right.

[00:35:43] Mm-hmm.

[00:35:44] And he's 25?

[00:35:46] He's 25.

[00:35:47] Okay.

[00:35:47] Watch this.

[00:35:48] I would say we should go to Yoda.

[00:35:50] Okay.

[00:35:51] Yeah.

[00:35:51] And tell us.

[00:35:52] And tell me about that.

[00:35:53] Okay.

[00:35:54] Okay.

[00:35:54] All right.

[00:35:55] That's.

[00:35:55] You want to.

[00:35:55] Okay.

[00:35:57] I like how you did that.

[00:35:58] Yeah.

[00:35:58] All right.

[00:35:59] So look.

[00:35:59] Let's go then.

[00:36:00] I'm ready for some Yoda.

[00:36:02] Woo.

[00:36:06] Yeah.

[00:36:10] Yoda in the house.

[00:36:13] All right.

[00:36:14] Come on.

[00:36:14] So continuing on what you.

[00:36:16] I know what you're going to speak on.

[00:36:18] Great.

[00:36:18] That's what the Yoda moment is about.

[00:36:20] Biblical scriptures.

[00:36:21] How to act to your parents, family.

[00:36:24] Right.

[00:36:25] All that.

[00:36:26] So here's two I want to bring up.

[00:36:28] Yeah.

[00:36:29] One is scary.

[00:36:31] It's scary.

[00:36:31] This one I want to bring up is scary.

[00:36:33] It says there's a generation who are right or righteous in their own eyes.

[00:36:44] It says but their ways are far from God.

[00:36:47] Right.

[00:36:48] It says that in their own eyes they're right but their ways displease God.

[00:36:52] There's a generation that's self-seeking.

[00:36:55] It says there's a generation whose teeth are like razors to devour from the earth and to disrespect parents.

[00:37:05] It says their teeth are like.

[00:37:06] It says there's a generation who curses his father and does not bless his mother.

[00:37:11] It's the same prophet that's saying this.

[00:37:14] There's a generation that does that.

[00:37:17] They're right in their own eyes.

[00:37:19] They're proud.

[00:37:19] It says that their eyes are lofty.

[00:37:21] Right.

[00:37:23] They're lifted up in their own eyes and that they're stout hearted.

[00:37:28] It speaks of that generation.

[00:37:30] Now, that's scary for that generation.

[00:37:35] Sure.

[00:37:35] Now, there's also a generation that seeks after the Lord, the Bible says.

[00:37:40] Now, for him, the Bible says honor your mother and your father.

[00:37:46] Right.

[00:37:46] And then it says honor the elders too.

[00:37:50] So, see, there's biblical instruction on that.

[00:37:54] You know what I mean?

[00:37:55] And you know what's crazy and what's a blessing is that it goes, it's reciprocated.

[00:38:00] Because it says, one, it says, children, honor your parents so that your days are long in the land and you're blessed.

[00:38:07] Right.

[00:38:08] Then it turns around and says, parents, provoke not your children to anger.

[00:38:13] Yeah.

[00:38:14] Now, see, mama got to get mama.

[00:38:17] Yeah.

[00:38:17] Mama was a little.

[00:38:18] Right.

[00:38:19] Don't make your kids.

[00:38:20] Don't provoke your kids to anger now.

[00:38:23] Right.

[00:38:23] Because when they respond in kind.

[00:38:25] Right.

[00:38:26] Now, you're showing them aside that they.

[00:38:28] So, it's a dual age.

[00:38:30] See what I mean?

[00:38:31] Absolutely.

[00:38:32] That door swings both ways.

[00:38:33] That's right.

[00:38:34] It does.

[00:38:34] When you were talking, immediately God dropped that in my mind.

[00:38:38] He still does that, dude.

[00:38:39] Well, you know, and it's facts because, you know, they have issues.

[00:38:44] You know, obviously the mom and the son.

[00:38:46] See, I didn't even know that.

[00:38:48] So, here it is.

[00:38:48] God gave me the scripture that says.

[00:38:50] The relationship needs to be.

[00:38:51] It needs to be, brother.

[00:38:52] They need to realize that door swings both ways.

[00:38:55] Right.

[00:38:56] And y'all both got to come through it.

[00:38:58] Exactly.

[00:38:59] You got to go to that.

[00:39:00] I want to see his side.

[00:39:01] He got to go to swing that door and see your side.

[00:39:03] And that's where we talk for him to understand the, his perception and her perspective.

[00:39:10] Well, I'm talking to him now too.

[00:39:11] And she's got to see.

[00:39:12] And I'm talking to her too now.

[00:39:13] His person.

[00:39:14] If she listening, I'm talking to her too.

[00:39:16] Exactly.

[00:39:17] Exactly.

[00:39:17] The Bible says that.

[00:39:19] Right.

[00:39:19] Children, honor your parents.

[00:39:21] Yes.

[00:39:22] And then parents, don't provoke.

[00:39:23] Don't make your kids mad.

[00:39:25] Don't provoke them to anger.

[00:39:27] See what I mean?

[00:39:28] Sure.

[00:39:28] It goes both ways.

[00:39:29] Sure.

[00:39:30] So, Yoda.

[00:39:31] Yoda.

[00:39:32] Woo.

[00:39:34] I love the fact that we can have a serious show in the moment.

[00:39:37] Like, and then go.

[00:39:38] Yoda.

[00:39:39] Yoda.

[00:39:40] Yoda.

[00:39:41] Yoda.

[00:39:42] Yoda.

[00:39:43] Yoda.

[00:39:44] Good stuff, man.

[00:39:46] I like how you stopped because our show is about to go in.

[00:39:49] I'm about to go in.

[00:39:50] And I figured out.

[00:39:51] Literally, I heard it when you were saying that.

[00:39:53] Dude, that's so serious.

[00:39:54] Before we move on, that is something that's plaguing the household today.

[00:40:02] And let me say this.

[00:40:04] And particularly the black household.

[00:40:09] Lack of parenting, lack of parenting being there, parents being there, one or both.

[00:40:15] However, life deals you the hand.

[00:40:17] Sure.

[00:40:17] But it's still plaguing the house.

[00:40:20] So, what happens is from the house, it spills to the neighborhood.

[00:40:24] From the neighborhood, it starts to go to community.

[00:40:26] Community starts changing the city.

[00:40:28] Well, it becomes, and then it becomes a norm.

[00:40:30] Facts.

[00:40:31] Which is not normal.

[00:40:33] Right.

[00:40:33] It becomes a norm.

[00:40:34] I think you see it.

[00:40:36] I think you see it one time.

[00:40:37] Somebody, basically, when they heard you speak, they basically tried to joke because you crushed your eyes.

[00:40:46] You dotted your eyes.

[00:40:47] Right.

[00:40:47] You enunciated.

[00:40:49] That's the word you use.

[00:40:50] Right.

[00:40:50] And so, they looked at you funny.

[00:40:51] Right.

[00:40:52] Right.

[00:40:52] And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage.

[00:40:55] See how that's looked on the front of the park?

[00:40:57] Right.

[00:40:57] And, you know what I mean?

[00:40:59] Eight Mile, the movie.

[00:41:00] Yeah.

[00:41:01] They get it.

[00:41:01] Yeah.

[00:41:02] Clarence's parents have a real good marriage.

[00:41:03] Like, that's frowned upon.

[00:41:05] Right.

[00:41:05] It's backwards.

[00:41:06] So, that swings both ways, though, dude.

[00:41:10] Yeah, man.

[00:41:10] That's a serious situation.

[00:41:12] And I hope, are they in the same, they live in the same state?

[00:41:16] Yeah, both in North Carolina.

[00:41:18] Okay.

[00:41:18] Okay.

[00:41:18] And, you know.

[00:41:19] Do they talk?

[00:41:20] Oh, yeah.

[00:41:20] Yeah.

[00:41:20] Okay.

[00:41:21] Yeah, of course.

[00:41:22] They just bump heads a lot.

[00:41:23] No, no.

[00:41:25] Somewhat of a different situation.

[00:41:26] But, you know, the bottom line is they got to work to work it out.

[00:41:32] Yeah.

[00:41:32] Because both contribute to it.

[00:41:36] To the situation.

[00:41:37] Yeah.

[00:41:37] As it stands.

[00:41:38] Yeah.

[00:41:38] And, but, you know, as I told him, you should never, obviously, disrespect.

[00:41:44] No.

[00:41:44] You know.

[00:41:44] No.

[00:41:45] I mean, that's just.

[00:41:46] The more weight is on his end, to be honest, because he came there.

[00:41:50] Right.

[00:41:50] He actually, like you said, he changed their environment.

[00:41:52] They have to adapt.

[00:41:54] You know, before he was with my grandparents.

[00:41:56] He's with his mom.

[00:41:57] See?

[00:41:58] And, again, you're 20.

[00:42:00] You're a man.

[00:42:00] You're a man.

[00:42:01] You're a man.

[00:42:02] You're a man.

[00:42:02] That's where the problems happen.

[00:42:04] So, I put the more weighty on him because you.

[00:42:06] Oh, no doubt.

[00:42:07] Yeah, dude.

[00:42:08] No doubt.

[00:42:08] No doubt.

[00:42:09] No doubt.

[00:42:09] You got the recipe.

[00:42:10] Come on.

[00:42:10] Exactly.

[00:42:11] So, we're going to help him.

[00:42:12] We're going to get him right.

[00:42:12] Facts.

[00:42:13] That's good stuff.

[00:42:13] All right.

[00:42:14] Final drives.

[00:42:14] Final drives.

[00:42:15] Sports Jeopardy.

[00:42:16] I've been looking at this.

[00:42:17] And I need to.

[00:42:18] Yeah.

[00:42:18] I need.

[00:42:19] I'm here for this right here.

[00:42:20] All right.

[00:42:21] I need to hear this right here.

[00:42:22] So, yeah.

[00:42:23] These are the top five countries where married couples have the most sex per week.

[00:42:27] Yes.

[00:42:28] We need to hear this right here.

[00:42:29] Now, the least is India.

[00:42:30] Okay.

[00:42:31] They have it two times a week in India.

[00:42:37] Two times a week?

[00:42:38] Two times a week.

[00:42:39] Wait, wait, wait.

[00:42:40] Don't push back.

[00:42:42] Today is Tuesday.

[00:42:43] So, you can kind of imagine.

[00:42:45] Two times a week.

[00:42:46] Indians are not.

[00:42:47] India people are not the sexiest.

[00:42:50] Tuesday.

[00:42:50] Come here.

[00:42:51] My girl.

[00:42:52] Come here.

[00:42:53] Let me roll my shoe again.

[00:42:55] That's not sexy.

[00:42:56] Come on.

[00:42:58] Now, come on.

[00:42:59] Come on.

[00:42:59] All right.

[00:43:00] At number five, Australia.

[00:43:01] Three times a week.

[00:43:03] So, they get down three times a week.

[00:43:04] Three times a week.

[00:43:05] Yeah.

[00:43:05] All right.

[00:43:06] All right.

[00:43:06] All right.

[00:43:06] Three strings.

[00:43:06] Okay.

[00:43:06] Number four.

[00:43:08] At four times a week, the Netherlands.

[00:43:09] Netherlands four times a week.

[00:43:10] Okay.

[00:43:11] Five times a week, Italy.

[00:43:13] Oh, okay.

[00:43:14] Yeah.

[00:43:14] Oh, wow.

[00:43:15] Okay.

[00:43:15] Six times a week, Spain.

[00:43:17] I've been to Spain.

[00:43:18] I've been to Palma, Spain, brother.

[00:43:20] And at number one.

[00:43:21] And I've been to Brazil.

[00:43:22] Seven times a week.

[00:43:24] Every day, baby.

[00:43:25] Brazil.

[00:43:26] Brazil.

[00:43:27] This is Brazil.

[00:43:29] Brazil, baby.

[00:43:31] And clap for Brazil.

[00:43:33] We got to give you romantic music.

[00:43:35] Seven times a week.

[00:43:37] What you know about that?

[00:43:38] What you know about that?

[00:43:39] In my billboard.

[00:43:45] Carolina.

[00:43:46] Carolina.

[00:43:48] Carolina.

[00:43:49] Carolina.

[00:43:51] Hey, man.

[00:43:53] That's crazy.

[00:43:54] Brazil.

[00:43:55] I've been to Brazil.

[00:43:56] Yeah.

[00:43:57] Yeah.

[00:43:57] I've not been to Brazil.

[00:43:58] I've stayed there 10 days.

[00:43:59] 10 days.

[00:44:00] And I didn't have sex not one time.

[00:44:02] What?

[00:44:02] Well, you ain't Brazilian.

[00:44:03] That's right.

[00:44:04] I'm not Brazilian.

[00:44:05] Yeah.

[00:44:05] I just figured I'd make a joke.

[00:44:07] I'd make a joke.

[00:44:08] I just figured I'd make a joke.

[00:44:09] That's the joke.

[00:44:10] Tallulah, Tallulah, Tallulah.

[00:44:12] All right.

[00:44:13] Let me say this.

[00:44:14] Okay.

[00:44:14] This just reminds me of Tua turned the ball over.

[00:44:18] You're right.

[00:44:19] Don't it?

[00:44:20] Right.

[00:44:20] Every time you do the Tallulah, Tallulah.

[00:44:22] What is going to become of him, dude?

[00:44:24] Side note.

[00:44:25] Quick side note.

[00:44:26] Well, he's not playing.

[00:44:28] He's going to collect his $50 million and pass go.

[00:44:30] And he'll probably be a coach somewhere.

[00:44:33] Wow.

[00:44:34] Yeah.

[00:44:35] He's just too injury prone.

[00:44:37] I mean, at some point, he's going to step away and he'll probably be a coach.

[00:44:41] He'll probably be a coach somewhere.

[00:44:43] All right.

[00:44:44] Yeah.

[00:44:44] James Bond women names from this movie.

[00:44:47] I saw this online.

[00:44:49] These are some names from some of his characters.

[00:44:52] This man, the first one, Pussy Galore.

[00:44:57] Wow.

[00:44:57] How about meeting her at midnight in a dark alley?

[00:45:03] Oh, it's Pussy Galore.

[00:45:05] Who you are?

[00:45:06] Watch this.

[00:45:07] Imagine calling somebody.

[00:45:10] Hello?

[00:45:12] Yes.

[00:45:12] I need Pussy Galore.

[00:45:20] You need what, sir?

[00:45:22] Pussy Galore.

[00:45:23] Do you have Pussy Galore?

[00:45:25] Is there Pussy Galore there?

[00:45:29] If not, do you know what Pussy Galore is located?

[00:45:35] Do you know how much Pussy Galore is?

[00:45:44] Do you know what street Pussy Galore is on?

[00:45:50] Do you know somebody that knows Pussy Galore?

[00:45:57] I'm deeply interested in Pussy Galore.

[00:46:02] Give me a minute.

[00:46:45] Give me my papers.

[00:46:49] Oh, my goodness.

[00:46:52] Woo, boy.

[00:46:54] All right.

[00:46:55] All right.

[00:46:56] The next one's a little bit more calm.

[00:46:57] Oh, no, it's not.

[00:46:59] Sylvia Trench.

[00:47:00] The last name says it all.

[00:47:02] Trench.

[00:47:09] You ever been in a trench?

[00:47:10] Deep.

[00:47:11] Deep.

[00:47:13] Woo, okay.

[00:47:15] Hey, hey, look.

[00:47:16] These names keep going.

[00:47:19] Zinnia on the top.

[00:47:21] Where you at?

[00:47:22] On the top?

[00:47:25] Where you at?

[00:47:25] On the bottom?

[00:47:26] Where you at?

[00:47:27] On the top?

[00:47:33] No, no.

[00:47:35] Holly Goodhead.

[00:47:37] Oh, my goodness, bro.

[00:47:42] Hi.

[00:47:43] My name is Holly Goodhead.

[00:47:48] Holiday Inn.

[00:47:50] Yes.

[00:47:51] Goodhead.

[00:47:54] Call for Goodhead.

[00:47:57] Room 19.

[00:47:58] Call for Goodhead.

[00:47:58] Oh, my goodness.

[00:47:59] Goodhead is in 219.

[00:48:05] You want to find Goodhead?

[00:48:07] Go to 219.

[00:48:09] All right.

[00:48:10] All right.

[00:48:12] Tiffany Case.

[00:48:13] All right.

[00:48:14] That's pretty.

[00:48:15] That's pretty demure.

[00:48:16] Yeah.

[00:48:17] Okay.

[00:48:18] That's pretty demure.

[00:48:19] Anya Amasova.

[00:48:22] Okay.

[00:48:23] Now, that's got.

[00:48:24] That's kind of sus a little bit.

[00:48:26] All right.

[00:48:27] Dr. Madeline Swan.

[00:48:29] Okay.

[00:48:29] Okay.

[00:48:30] I can dig that one.

[00:48:31] Domino Durval.

[00:48:32] Oh.

[00:48:33] Oh.

[00:48:34] Honey Rider.

[00:48:35] Honey.

[00:48:35] Yeah.

[00:48:36] That says it all right there.

[00:48:38] Honey Rider.

[00:48:40] Honey Rider.

[00:48:41] Honey Rider.

[00:48:42] On top.

[00:48:43] Honey.

[00:48:43] On top.

[00:48:43] What do you want me to do?

[00:48:44] Rider.

[00:48:45] On top.

[00:48:45] On top.

[00:48:46] You give me that goodhead.

[00:48:48] You get that pussy good lord.

[00:48:52] On the top.

[00:48:52] On the top.

[00:48:55] All right.

[00:48:56] What's the last one?

[00:48:57] Vesper Lind.

[00:48:58] Okay.

[00:48:59] That is.

[00:49:00] Vesper is Jemua.

[00:49:02] Vesper.

[00:49:03] She's like a reoccurring character, too.

[00:49:05] Okay.

[00:49:06] Yeah.

[00:49:06] Vesper.

[00:49:07] Vesper.

[00:49:08] Vesper.

[00:49:09] Whoa.

[00:49:09] I got to drink me some water after that.

[00:49:11] I can't do McNutt like this.

[00:49:14] Whew.

[00:49:14] Oh, man.

[00:49:16] Yeah, we got to.

[00:49:18] I can't get McNutt to dry mouth.

[00:49:22] The glue mouth.

[00:49:24] The McNutt to dry mouth.

[00:49:26] You got the glue mouth.

[00:49:28] Oh, my goodness.

[00:49:29] The Pac-Mu mouth.

[00:49:32] You know, I be white on both sides.

[00:49:34] Ooh, your mouth.

[00:49:36] What?

[00:49:36] Like a pack mule.

[00:49:40] An ode.

[00:49:43] An ode to McNutt.

[00:49:45] Steam flows off the cold water.

[00:49:49] As the elements make her presence felt.

[00:49:54] Your style races up the country road.

[00:49:58] As your microphone clears the path.

[00:50:02] A path to reveal and compete for her presence to be filled.

[00:50:08] Yeah.

[00:50:10] Oh.

[00:50:11] I'm going to start singing them to her.

[00:50:14] Magnutt, you're going to hear us one day.

[00:50:15] Oh.

[00:50:16] And when she do.

[00:50:17] You're going to hear us one day.

[00:50:17] You're going to McNutt.

[00:50:19] All right there, Rick.

[00:50:20] You ain't catching it, I see.

[00:50:21] I heard that, Rick.

[00:50:22] I did catch it.

[00:50:23] Q&A segment.

[00:50:23] I thought it would be best to just not divulge in that category, Eric.

[00:50:28] Let's move on there.

[00:50:29] Let's move on there, Rick.

[00:50:30] Mr. White Reporter.

[00:50:31] Yeah.

[00:50:32] All right there.

[00:50:33] Where did Clark Kent grow up in America?

[00:50:39] He grew up in someville.

[00:50:44] Clean, close.

[00:50:47] There was aville.

[00:50:48] Someville.

[00:50:49] Oh, man.

[00:50:50] It wasn't Tolmanville.

[00:50:51] No.

[00:50:52] It definitely wasn't Tomlinville.

[00:50:53] It wasn't Tomlinville.

[00:50:55] It wasn't Amityville.

[00:50:56] There was a lot of Supermans in Tomlinville.

[00:50:58] It wasn't Amityville.

[00:50:59] It wasn't Amityville.

[00:51:00] Those were ghosts.

[00:51:00] I think it was Smallville.

[00:51:02] Smallville.

[00:51:07] Okay, Eric.

[00:51:09] What was the worst thing about basic training in the Navy?

[00:51:24] The gas chamber.

[00:51:26] The gas chamber.

[00:51:28] Oh, yeah.

[00:51:30] Without having to take that gas chamber.

[00:51:32] Oh, yeah.

[00:51:33] Think about it.

[00:51:34] It's the gas chamber.

[00:51:36] And they relinquish and release gases that are not fit for human consumption nor for oxygen

[00:51:42] to breathe.

[00:51:43] You lose all oxygen immediately.

[00:51:46] And then they want your billet number.

[00:51:48] Give me your billet number.

[00:51:51] Hey, where's right?

[00:51:57] And if you got anything in you that's impure, when you come out, it's coming out, brother.

[00:52:01] Wow.

[00:52:02] It's flu, pneumonia.

[00:52:04] You want to get healed?

[00:52:06] Go through the gas chamber.

[00:52:07] It's coming out.

[00:52:09] Amityville actually did that with the coronavirus.

[00:52:12] Facts.

[00:52:13] While you playing, anything you had in you, it was going to come out.

[00:52:17] I don't care what it is.

[00:52:18] That gas bringing it out, brother.

[00:52:20] Wow.

[00:52:21] So, worst part.

[00:52:22] All right.

[00:52:23] Where is the most favorite place that you have lived?

[00:52:28] Oh, man.

[00:52:29] You know what?

[00:52:30] I'm going to say it's between Virginia and Iceland.

[00:52:35] I really liked living in Iceland.

[00:52:37] I did.

[00:52:38] But I'm going to say Virginia because of the experience.

[00:52:42] I lived in Pensacola, too.

[00:52:44] Yeah.

[00:52:45] So, but I'm going to say.

[00:52:46] The midget pimp.

[00:52:47] I remember the midget pimp.

[00:52:49] The midget pimp.

[00:52:50] Oh, yeah.

[00:52:51] The midget pimp story.

[00:52:52] Ooh.

[00:52:53] Pick me up.

[00:52:56] But, daddy, pick me up now.

[00:52:59] I can slap you.

[00:53:00] So I can.

[00:53:01] She did it.

[00:53:04] Two thumbs up segment.

[00:53:06] All right.

[00:53:07] I've been hearing people.

[00:53:07] Okay.

[00:53:08] First one.

[00:53:08] The movies.

[00:53:09] The six, triple, eight.

[00:53:11] I've heard people fire.

[00:53:13] Really?

[00:53:13] You ever watched it?

[00:53:14] I saw it on there, but I didn't.

[00:53:16] Dude.

[00:53:17] You're going to love it.

[00:53:17] Dude, I've been watching.

[00:53:18] It's a whole bunch of stuff to watch.

[00:53:19] No, that's a good one.

[00:53:20] No, that's.

[00:53:20] You and the Mizs will love that one.

[00:53:23] Y'all appreciate that one.

[00:53:25] Okay.

[00:53:25] All right.

[00:53:25] Especially you being in the military.

[00:53:27] Real quick synopsis.

[00:53:29] They are an all-female Negro unit.

[00:53:33] Okay.

[00:53:34] And there's an issue with the male.

[00:53:36] Okay.

[00:53:37] And they get sent overseas to help deal with the situation.

[00:53:41] Of course, they've got all these roadblocks, racist issues and stuff like that.

[00:53:47] So this team consists of a medic, administrator, like that team?

[00:53:52] Are they pilots?

[00:53:53] What are they?

[00:53:54] Oh, no.

[00:53:54] They're soldiers?

[00:53:55] Yeah.

[00:53:55] She's a captain.

[00:53:57] The main character is a captain in the army.

[00:54:00] Okay.

[00:54:00] Over a unit.

[00:54:01] Okay.

[00:54:02] Yes, a female black unit.

[00:54:03] All-female black unit, but Negro unit.

[00:54:05] Wow.

[00:54:06] Okay.

[00:54:06] I heard good stuff about that.

[00:54:08] You will love it.

[00:54:08] Okay.

[00:54:10] It's not.

[00:54:11] Sometimes you catch one and you're like, no, this one's a good one.

[00:54:15] It kind of gives you that Negro spiritual feel somewhat.

[00:54:17] Right.

[00:54:17] You're really.

[00:54:18] I can't do that.

[00:54:19] Too gloomy.

[00:54:20] No, it's a good one.

[00:54:22] You'll feel good about it.

[00:54:23] Gotcha.

[00:54:24] Godzilla and King of the Empire.

[00:54:25] I saw that.

[00:54:26] The new Empire.

[00:54:26] That's the new one.

[00:54:27] Yes.

[00:54:27] Was that the one you were talking about before?

[00:54:30] That's what I had a question about.

[00:54:32] Remember, we asked the question who would win between Godzilla and King Kong?

[00:54:35] That's not it.

[00:54:36] It's the one before that one.

[00:54:38] The one before that one.

[00:54:38] Yeah.

[00:54:39] I just saw.

[00:54:39] Matter of fact, it just came on TV the other day when he threw up half the ocean.

[00:54:44] Because Godzilla took him down through that.

[00:54:46] Okay.

[00:54:46] And you know, the only way.

[00:54:47] I forgot that the only way they got him up was that they made Godzilla let him go was that

[00:54:53] they dropped bombs.

[00:54:54] They dropped probably a dozen bombs down there because Godzilla had took Kong.

[00:54:59] He was.

[00:54:59] I'm good.

[00:55:00] He was going down.

[00:55:01] I'm talking about was comfortable.

[00:55:02] He was like this.

[00:55:03] Just swimming.

[00:55:03] Just to Kong.

[00:55:04] And Kong was struggling.

[00:55:06] Swallowed number one.

[00:55:08] And the only way they got Godzilla to let him go, made him let him go, they dropped about

[00:55:13] a dozen bombs down there.

[00:55:14] And when they blew up, it shook him and he let him go.

[00:55:17] Man, when he let Kong go, that negro swam to the top quick and climbed up on that ship.

[00:55:24] Yeah, he rolled over through half the ocean.

[00:55:26] That nigga looked like, thank you, Jesus.

[00:55:29] That's the first time I saw King Kong look like he prayed.

[00:55:32] I didn't like this one, though.

[00:55:34] You didn't like the newest one?

[00:55:35] The newest one, no.

[00:55:36] Why not?

[00:55:36] It was too animated.

[00:55:39] It just didn't have that.

[00:55:40] Well, let me tell you what did it for me.

[00:55:42] They stuck to the story of how he regenerates, how he has to go beat these bosses in order

[00:55:50] to regenerate his power.

[00:55:52] He absorbs the power, the energy, of course.

[00:55:55] But in order to do that, he has to go to these different titans, quote unquote titans that

[00:56:01] are underground, that the scientists have.

[00:56:04] You know.

[00:56:05] And so they have to keep them contained, separated from each other, the whole nine yards.

[00:56:12] But then in comes the nemesis.

[00:56:15] So now what you got to do, you got to let Godzilla, he's the only hope.

[00:56:19] Right.

[00:56:19] And then he goes Kong from the underworld.

[00:56:22] Right.

[00:56:22] You got Mothra, you got to call Mothra in.

[00:56:24] Now, when you call Mothra in, that's, you know.

[00:56:26] It was just too much for me.

[00:56:27] I actually liked it.

[00:56:29] I actually liked each one of them.

[00:56:31] I could watch all of them back to back.

[00:56:33] Yes.

[00:56:33] Okay.

[00:56:34] From Skull Island, because, you know.

[00:56:37] I love Skull Island.

[00:56:38] Do you love?

[00:56:39] I just watched it.

[00:56:40] Love Skull Island.

[00:56:40] Listen, you have to watch all of these succinctly so you can understand, you know what I'm saying,

[00:56:46] the Easter eggs that they have in there.

[00:56:48] So I didn't see the one that he.

[00:56:51] Where he almost killed it.

[00:56:52] Right.

[00:56:52] So I need to see that one.

[00:56:53] Yeah.

[00:56:54] It's major stuff in there.

[00:56:55] Okay.

[00:56:55] It's a little girl.

[00:56:56] Remember the little girl and the lady?

[00:56:59] Right.

[00:56:59] Yeah.

[00:57:00] It's just little stuff she do.

[00:57:01] Okay.

[00:57:01] Little stuff.

[00:57:02] Okay.

[00:57:02] Yeah.

[00:57:02] Good stuff, man.

[00:57:03] Family feud.

[00:57:04] All right.

[00:57:05] Family feud.

[00:57:05] All right.

[00:57:06] All right.

[00:57:07] Name a word that rhymes with election.

[00:57:10] Erection.

[00:57:13] That's actually the number two answer.

[00:57:15] Mm-hmm.

[00:57:16] Want to guess for the number one?

[00:57:18] Inspection.

[00:57:19] Nope.

[00:57:20] Selection.

[00:57:21] Selection.

[00:57:21] Okay.

[00:57:22] All right.

[00:57:23] Name something you would ask the wizard for in the land of Oz.

[00:57:30] A bunch of money.

[00:57:32] Number one answer.

[00:57:33] Okay.

[00:57:34] All right.

[00:57:34] Last one.

[00:57:35] Name something people might only do once a week.

[00:57:40] Workout.

[00:57:41] Number three answer.

[00:57:43] What's the number one?

[00:57:44] Laundry.

[00:57:46] Ooh.

[00:57:48] That's on average, huh?

[00:57:49] Once a week?

[00:57:50] At least, I would hope.

[00:57:51] Right.

[00:57:51] You would hope, yes.

[00:57:52] You would hope.

[00:57:53] Uh.

[00:57:59] Yeah.

[00:58:02] These tricks ain't really ready.

[00:58:04] Yeah.

[00:58:05] All right.

[00:58:06] Favorite pimp line.

[00:58:07] Give me your favorite pimp line.

[00:58:09] You want to go first?

[00:58:10] That pimp line.

[00:58:11] See, ain't no shame in my game.

[00:58:13] See, I do mine from Frisco to Maine.

[00:58:16] Oh, boy.

[00:58:17] Go ahead.

[00:58:18] By the end.

[00:58:19] At the end of the day, the day going to win.

[00:58:24] Listen, listen.

[00:58:25] Tell me something.

[00:58:26] He's going to mind right here.

[00:58:27] You know what?

[00:58:27] He called me Sweet Peter Geter.

[00:58:31] The wound beater.

[00:58:32] Uh-huh.

[00:58:33] The baby maker.

[00:58:35] Uh-huh.

[00:58:36] Uh-huh.

[00:58:36] The crater shaker.

[00:58:38] The book binder.

[00:58:41] The woman finder.

[00:58:44] The humdinger.

[00:58:46] Uh-huh.

[00:58:47] Uh-huh.

[00:58:47] The pussy ringer.

[00:58:49] Uh-huh.

[00:58:50] Uh-huh.

[00:58:50] The man with the tail of a middle finger.

[00:58:54] Uh-huh.

[00:58:56] Uh-huh.

[00:58:56] Uh-huh.

[00:58:57] The film chronicles.

[00:58:59] Uh-huh.

[00:58:59] Part seven.

[00:59:00] Uh-huh.

[00:59:01] Uh-huh.

[00:59:03] Player.

[00:59:04] Player.

[00:59:04] Player.

[00:59:06] Ain't no business like whole business.

[00:59:10] You didn't say nothing to speak to a can of R.

[00:59:15] Because at the end of the day, the day going to end.

[00:59:18] Carolina.

[00:59:20] All right.

[00:59:25] Mary's.

[00:59:25] All right.

[00:59:26] Mary's Nerd Nugget Fun Facts.

[00:59:27] I've been missing these.

[00:59:28] I'll have to sit towards the end.

[00:59:30] Uh-huh.

[00:59:30] Spark it up.

[00:59:31] All right.

[00:59:32] In the early 18th and 19th century, horses whose tail was raised up like a fighting cock

[00:59:39] instead of lying down were from horses mostly known as from mixed breeds.

[00:59:45] Uh-huh.

[00:59:46] This eventually became the phrase used for to drink cocktail.

[00:59:52] What?

[00:59:54] For a mixed drink.

[00:59:55] I get it.

[00:59:56] Yeah.

[00:59:57] I'm not saying what that I don't believe it.

[01:00:00] I'm saying what because that's wild.

[01:00:03] Hmm.

[01:00:04] Okay.

[01:00:06] All right.

[01:00:06] Did you know that in Japan, it's traditional to eat KFC for Christmas dinner?

[01:00:13] No.

[01:00:14] This tradition began in 1974 when Kentucky Fried Chicken launched a successful marketing campaign

[01:00:20] called, you know, I guess, Kiramisu Niwa Kentucky.

[01:00:25] Kentucky.

[01:00:26] Kentucky for Christmas.

[01:00:27] Kentucky.

[01:00:28] Kentucky.

[01:00:28] They actually ordered this ahead of time.

[01:00:31] Wow.

[01:00:32] Now it's so big.

[01:00:33] You have to order it.

[01:00:33] Like it's a delicacy.

[01:00:34] Right.

[01:00:35] Right.

[01:00:35] Wow.

[01:00:35] You have to order in advance.

[01:00:36] Shout out to KFC.

[01:00:37] KFC, man.

[01:00:38] They going to always be rich now.

[01:00:40] Them folk will like it.

[01:00:41] The Japanese like it.

[01:00:43] Everybody going to like it.

[01:00:44] It's over with.

[01:00:45] Right.

[01:00:45] Get that with some fried rice.

[01:00:47] Fried rice.

[01:00:48] Okay.

[01:00:49] I'll say it with fried rice.

[01:00:49] Yeah.

[01:00:50] Soy sauce.

[01:00:50] No.

[01:00:51] Get some Kentucky with fried rice.

[01:00:53] Kentucky.

[01:00:54] Kentucky.

[01:00:55] I can see mys.

[01:00:56] Niwa.

[01:00:56] Kentucky.

[01:00:57] Kentucky.

[01:00:58] Kentucky.

[01:00:58] Kentucky for Christmas.

[01:01:00] With fried rice.

[01:01:01] Fried rice.

[01:01:06] I'm sorry.

[01:01:08] Tallulah.

[01:01:13] Tallulah.

[01:01:13] Tallulah.

[01:01:14] Tallulah.

[01:01:15] Tallulah.

[01:01:16] Tallulah.

[01:01:16] Tallulah.

[01:01:17] In the 19th and early 20th centuries, as many Greeks immigrated in the U.S., they found

[01:01:23] jobs working on docks, checking and expecting cargo.

[01:01:27] If everything was all right, they would write okala, which in Greek meant everything was

[01:01:31] correct.

[01:01:32] Over the time, the Greek phrase shortened to ok.

[01:01:35] Wow.

[01:01:36] That's lit.

[01:01:37] I like that.

[01:01:38] Now you hit me with this one.

[01:01:39] Things that make you go, hmm.

[01:01:40] All right.

[01:01:41] In the cowboy era, if you entered a saloon low on cash, you could offer the bartender

[01:01:46] a bullet in exchange for a small drink.

[01:01:49] What?

[01:01:50] Which was usually a whiskey.

[01:01:52] This became known as a shot of whiskey.

[01:01:55] Wow.

[01:01:57] Wow.

[01:01:58] Wow.

[01:01:58] You could offer him a bullet.

[01:01:59] A bullet.

[01:02:00] It was a dude named Bubba Dub.

[01:02:01] Shout out to him.

[01:02:02] He said, he called Bubba Dub.

[01:02:05] He said, every year, you Negroes call my house and ask what my mama cooking.

[01:02:09] I'm sick of y'all.

[01:02:10] Then you call my house this year and say, Bubba Dub, what your mama cooking?

[01:02:13] She ain't not cooking bullets.

[01:02:15] And I'm serving you Negroes all you can eat.

[01:02:23] She cooking bullets.

[01:02:25] I ain't never heard nobody say they're cooking bullets.

[01:02:28] Imagine cooking bullets.

[01:02:30] He cooking bullets.

[01:02:31] And I'm serving you Negroes all you can eat.

[01:02:33] Come get a plate full.

[01:02:42] All right.

[01:02:42] Never have I ever segment, man.

[01:02:45] All right.

[01:02:46] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:02:47] For yes.

[01:02:48] And Luke, I am your father.

[01:02:50] For no.

[01:02:51] For no.

[01:02:52] You ready?

[01:02:53] Yeah.

[01:02:54] Okay.

[01:02:54] Never have I ever practiced dance moves in front of the mirror.

[01:02:59] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:03:01] Yes.

[01:03:02] All right.

[01:03:02] Never have I ever faked being sick to get out of school.

[01:03:06] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:03:07] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:03:09] All right.

[01:03:10] Never have I ever fallen asleep in class.

[01:03:12] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:03:14] Never have I ever told a lie to my parents.

[01:03:17] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:03:19] Never have I ever changed a diaper.

[01:03:22] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:03:24] Never have I ever worn matching outfits with my family.

[01:03:28] Luke, I am your father.

[01:03:30] Yeah.

[01:03:31] Luke, I am your father.

[01:03:32] I've never done that.

[01:03:33] Yeah.

[01:03:33] Never have I ever owned a pet that wasn't a dog or cat.

[01:03:40] Luke.

[01:03:41] Luke, I am your father.

[01:03:43] Luke, I am your father.

[01:03:45] Never have I ever blamed someone else for something I did.

[01:03:48] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:03:50] That's messed up, man.

[01:03:52] We need to repent.

[01:03:55] Never have I ever eaten an entire box of cookies in one sitting.

[01:03:59] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:04:02] Luke, I am your father.

[01:04:04] I never did that.

[01:04:05] Really?

[01:04:06] Oh, yeah.

[01:04:06] I know your stomach was hurting.

[01:04:08] A few times.

[01:04:09] Never have I ever dropped my phone in the toilet.

[01:04:12] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:04:14] I never did that.

[01:04:15] Never have I ever kept a plant alive for longer than a year.

[01:04:19] Luke, I am your father.

[01:04:21] Never have I ever spent the night in the hospital.

[01:04:27] Luke, I am your father.

[01:04:28] Luke, I am your father.

[01:04:29] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:04:30] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:04:32] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:04:38] Does, I had surgery on the ship out to sea and I was in Med War.

[01:04:43] Does that count?

[01:04:44] Yeah.

[01:04:45] Okay, well, Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:04:46] Happy New Year, Dewey.

[01:04:47] Wow.

[01:04:48] Yeah.

[01:04:48] All right.

[01:04:49] Truth or dare?

[01:04:49] Truth or dare?

[01:04:50] Dare.

[01:04:52] Count to 10 in Spanish.

[01:04:58] Unos.

[01:05:00] Is that Spanish?

[01:05:01] What do you say?

[01:05:02] Unos.

[01:05:04] Unos.

[01:05:04] Unos.

[01:05:05] Unos.

[01:05:05] Ain't that one?

[01:05:06] Unos.

[01:05:07] Unos.

[01:05:08] Unos.

[01:05:10] Tres.

[01:05:11] Cuatro.

[01:05:17] Cinco.

[01:05:18] Cinco.

[01:05:18] What is it?

[01:05:19] Cinco.

[01:05:20] Cinco.

[01:05:23] I don't know.

[01:05:26] Cinco.

[01:05:27] Go ahead.

[01:05:27] Seis.

[01:05:27] Seis.

[01:05:28] Seis.

[01:05:29] Siete.

[01:05:29] Ocho.

[01:05:30] Nueve.

[01:05:31] Diez.

[01:05:31] Ocho is eight.

[01:05:32] Ocho is eight.

[01:05:33] Okay.

[01:05:33] Ocho cinco.

[01:05:34] Right.

[01:05:35] Wow.

[01:05:36] Okay.

[01:05:37] Eight.

[01:05:37] Five.

[01:05:38] Ocho cinco.

[01:05:39] Right.

[01:05:39] Wow.

[01:05:40] Okay.

[01:05:41] All right.

[01:05:41] Tongue twister.

[01:05:42] Tongue twister.

[01:05:42] Okay.

[01:05:43] How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

[01:05:47] Can you?

[01:05:48] Wait a minute.

[01:05:48] I got to start over.

[01:05:49] How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

[01:05:52] Can you can a can as a can a can, can a can?

[01:05:56] I got that.

[01:05:57] Denise sees the fleece.

[01:05:59] Denise sees the fleas.

[01:06:01] At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.

[01:06:05] Tallulah.

[01:06:06] Tallulah.

[01:06:06] Tallulah.

[01:06:06] Tallulah.

[01:06:07] The 33 thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

[01:06:12] Yeah, it did good.

[01:06:13] All right.

[01:06:13] Wow.

[01:06:13] That's pretty good.

[01:06:15] Tell it.

[01:06:17] Cool, cool.

[01:06:18] Fill in the blank segment.

[01:06:21] Get out of here, Dewey.

[01:06:22] Get out of here.

[01:06:23] All right.

[01:06:24] Mrs. Doodle went to town riding on a gator, but she hadn't fed her gator, so the hungry

[01:06:30] gator ate her.

[01:06:31] Ate her.

[01:06:32] Mm-hmm.

[01:06:34] Violets are blue.

[01:06:35] Roses are pink.

[01:06:37] The Cowboys really stink.

[01:06:40] Slugs are very slow.

[01:06:42] Centipedes are very fast.

[01:06:43] The Dallas Cowboys record in the NFC East finished second to last.

[01:06:48] I have 10 wiggly fingers.

[01:06:50] I have 10 tickly toes.

[01:06:52] I have 10 floppy ears, but one sniffy nose.

[01:06:56] A junkie flew through space riding on a rocket.

[01:06:59] He landed in the hood, and now he has some rocks in his pocket.

[01:07:03] And I'm playing this segment.

[01:07:05] I'm on that, boy.

[01:07:06] Would you have sexual intercourse with an animal of your choice for $100 million?

[01:07:12] No.

[01:07:14] No.

[01:07:15] No.

[01:07:16] Would you?

[01:07:17] Animal of your choice.

[01:07:19] Animal of my choice?

[01:07:20] Yeah.

[01:07:20] What animal are you going to pick?

[01:07:21] I don't know.

[01:07:22] What animal I would choose?

[01:07:23] For $100 million.

[01:07:24] $100 million?

[01:07:26] Maybe the sheep.

[01:07:29] Forgive us, Lord.

[01:07:30] Forgive us.

[01:07:31] Forgive us.

[01:07:33] You would do it?

[01:07:34] No.

[01:07:35] No.

[01:07:35] I said no.

[01:07:36] I was going to say.

[01:07:36] Oh, okay.

[01:07:37] Yeah.

[01:07:37] I need to hear that.

[01:07:38] I said no.

[01:07:39] I didn't hear that.

[01:07:39] Oh, okay.

[01:07:40] No.

[01:07:41] Thank you.

[01:07:42] Luke, I am your follow-up.

[01:07:45] All right.

[01:07:48] The odd segment.

[01:07:49] Okay.

[01:07:50] So this is this poker scene from the movie Risky Business.

[01:07:54] Okay.

[01:07:54] You're Joel, and I'm his friend Miles.

[01:07:57] Okay.

[01:07:57] All right.

[01:07:58] Sometimes you got to say, what the fuck?

[01:08:01] Make your move.

[01:08:02] That's easy for you to say.

[01:08:04] I mean, you all set.

[01:08:06] You're probably going to Harvard.

[01:08:08] Me?

[01:08:09] I don't want to make a mistake.

[01:08:11] Teppadize my future.

[01:08:14] Joel, you want to know something?

[01:08:16] What?

[01:08:17] Every now and then you got to say, what the fuck?

[01:08:20] What the fuck gives you freedom?

[01:08:23] Freedom brings opportunity.

[01:08:25] Opportunity makes your future.

[01:08:27] So your folks are going out of town.

[01:08:29] Tomorrow.

[01:08:30] You got the place all to yourself.

[01:08:32] Yeah.

[01:08:33] What the fuck?

[01:08:35] You can't say it.

[01:08:37] You can't do it.

[01:08:40] Tallulah.

[01:08:40] Tallulah.

[01:08:41] Tallulah.

[01:08:41] That is crazy.

[01:08:42] Don't act like we just didn't give an Oscar winning performance right then and there.

[01:08:47] Y'all need to call us Oscars.

[01:08:49] Come on now.

[01:08:50] You feel me?

[01:08:51] All right.

[01:08:52] This is the other scene.

[01:08:54] Sublime breasts.

[01:08:57] They have what kind of breasts?

[01:08:58] Sublime breasts.

[01:09:00] Sublime breasts.

[01:09:03] Supplime.

[01:09:06] Supplime.

[01:09:07] Supplime.

[01:09:08] Random 3 a.m. thoughts.

[01:09:10] Listen, before I even read this, I don't know what it is.

[01:09:13] Is this yours?

[01:09:15] But the last one was crazy.

[01:09:18] All right.

[01:09:18] It's going to bear the human version of turn it off and turn it back on again.

[01:09:25] Wow.

[01:09:26] Wow.

[01:09:27] It's a deep question.

[01:09:32] Even when a balloon is half inflated, it is completely full.

[01:09:38] Facts?

[01:09:39] That's facts, bro.

[01:09:41] How many slices of pizza have you eaten in your lifetime?

[01:09:45] Shoot.

[01:09:49] That's crazy.

[01:09:51] Because it was a point in time where after every football game, Fridays, we would go to Godfathers when it was on Dolphin Street.

[01:09:58] We'd pull up to Godfathers every Friday night.

[01:10:01] Wow.

[01:10:02] Yeah.

[01:10:03] Drunk.

[01:10:04] All in peace.

[01:10:05] Yeah, bro.

[01:10:06] I did that for at least three years.

[01:10:09] Wow.

[01:10:10] Yeah.

[01:10:10] So, yeah.

[01:10:10] Shout out to Godfathers.

[01:10:12] All right, Dan.

[01:10:13] Mr. Precious.

[01:10:15] He suspects us.

[01:10:18] I'm sweet and cold.

[01:10:22] And it's a stick to hold.

[01:10:25] A treat on a hot day worth more than gold.

[01:10:34] A glass of tea?

[01:10:37] What is it?

[01:10:45] That's how you laugh, too, when you write.

[01:10:47] You sound too much like that.

[01:10:50] Dude, come out of it.

[01:10:52] Oh, oh, oh.

[01:10:53] I have it.

[01:10:57] Don't forget to like us or follow us on your favorite box.

[01:11:01] That's cool.

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[01:11:09] Coach.

[01:11:09] Coach.

[01:11:10] On and off the field.

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[01:11:23] Yeah.

[01:11:24] Episode number 34.

[01:11:26] 34.

[01:11:27] We out.