Episode 33: "A Podcast About Nothing" is here! Join us for another chaotic dive into randomness with our signature segments. Expect the unexpected as we tackle everything from the mundane to the absurd. Come listen, laugh, learn and be inspired!
[00:00:01] Episode 33.
[00:00:03] A. P. A. P. A. P. A. P. Contextualize. So I see it's the acronym.
[00:00:09] A. Podcast About Nothing.
[00:00:12] What?
[00:00:14] A. Podcast About Nothing.
[00:00:16] Okay, so. So we just.
[00:00:18] Further contextualize.
[00:00:19] There's a, it got it from the show Seinfeld.
[00:00:22] Okay.
[00:00:23] Basically it's just a show, it's a, their behind the scenes is, it's a show about nothing.
[00:00:28] Okay.
[00:00:28] They just talk about all types of random stuff and have fun with it.
[00:00:32] So of course I just caught, I just, that just became a double entendre to me right then because
[00:00:38] I thought you in the title, you were basically saying we're going to have a show about that
[00:00:47] there's no, you know what I'm saying?
[00:00:48] You could take that two ways, but you're introducing a whole nother podcast.
[00:00:52] Right.
[00:00:52] That's correct.
[00:00:53] That's actually interesting.
[00:00:56] Yeah.
[00:00:56] A podcast about nothing.
[00:00:59] And it'll actually make people listen.
[00:01:01] Right.
[00:01:02] To see.
[00:01:03] That, well that's the point anyway.
[00:01:04] That's correct.
[00:01:05] Do you see, that's reverse, isn't that reverse psychology in the sense?
[00:01:08] Well and that's why, that's where it became kind of ironic on the show.
[00:01:12] You know, they talk about so many different things.
[00:01:14] Right.
[00:01:14] And then, you know, the show, the theme, you know, behind it is a podcast, a show about
[00:01:20] nothing.
[00:01:20] Wow.
[00:01:21] A podcast about nothing.
[00:01:22] That's interesting.
[00:01:23] So, listen, I, off air, so how we always think alike.
[00:01:26] He's the Jarvis of podcasting out.
[00:01:28] So, I have to do a service, a funeral service later on today.
[00:01:36] Right.
[00:01:36] So, I was thinking to myself, I'm like, you know, I really want to pray for this family.
[00:01:43] And I want us to, and so here it is, I didn't even know, didn't even look at the script.
[00:01:48] I love the way we do it.
[00:01:49] It's so organic.
[00:01:50] He's actually got press segment on here, guys.
[00:01:52] So, I'm going to show you how great minds think alike.
[00:01:56] So, I want to take this opportunity, before we get our theme music, the name is Carl, the
[00:02:01] last name is Carl, C-A-R-L, the Carl family.
[00:02:04] All right.
[00:02:05] Very well acquainted with the daughter whose father passed.
[00:02:10] You know, just good people.
[00:02:12] Sure.
[00:02:12] So, I just want to, if you, the Carl family.
[00:02:14] So, I just want to lift up anybody else too that's kind of going through right now and
[00:02:18] just feeling down, even in the season we're in.
[00:02:21] Right.
[00:02:21] Just want to pray.
[00:02:21] So, if we can pray.
[00:02:22] Father God, we come in the name of your son, Jesus.
[00:02:24] Thank you for the Carl family.
[00:02:26] We lift them up to you.
[00:02:27] We lift Elizabeth up to you and the girls, the babies.
[00:02:30] We lift all of them up to you, Father God, for strength right now in this time of grieving
[00:02:35] and the departure of their father.
[00:02:38] So, we thank you for anybody else that's going through.
[00:02:40] We lift them up to you.
[00:02:41] Also, Father God, that's grieving through this season, the heaviness that may come with the
[00:02:45] season.
[00:02:46] And so, we just pray for them for their strength and for comfort to be theirs during this season
[00:02:50] and just so on and throughout the year.
[00:02:53] And so, we thank you now for your strength.
[00:02:56] We thank you for your kindness and we thank you for your protection.
[00:02:59] And we thank you again for your mercy.
[00:03:01] In Jesus name we pray.
[00:03:02] Amen.
[00:03:02] Amen.
[00:03:03] Thank y'all for that.
[00:03:04] All right.
[00:03:05] Give us our theme music.
[00:03:09] Ooh.
[00:03:10] You see how we did that?
[00:03:11] Thanks.
[00:03:12] Nice.
[00:03:12] I like that.
[00:03:13] I like that.
[00:03:14] Wow.
[00:03:15] It's something about episode 33.
[00:03:16] A-Pan.
[00:03:17] A-Pan.
[00:03:18] A-Pan.
[00:03:19] Welcome to On and Up the Field.
[00:03:21] Sports Podcasting with A Purpose.
[00:03:23] We got you on the field, Coach.
[00:03:24] Less assured, this is your boy, Coach Bawson, a.k.a. Still Nation since 1976.
[00:03:28] You know who you got that infamous Yoda man since August 23rd, 1968.
[00:03:34] I put a date on that, man.
[00:03:38] What it do, Coach?
[00:03:38] What it do, Coach?
[00:03:39] Man, we back.
[00:03:41] Episode 33.
[00:03:41] You said you needed some juice to start your day.
[00:03:43] Right.
[00:03:44] This is it.
[00:03:44] This is it.
[00:03:45] So, look.
[00:03:45] We talked about that number, right?
[00:03:47] Off-air, we said, name Roger Craig, 33.
[00:03:51] Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 33.
[00:03:53] Tony Dorsett.
[00:03:54] Tony Dorsett, which I really did not realize Tony Dorsett wore number 33.
[00:03:58] I hated his guts.
[00:04:00] He did that at Pitt, too, in college, too.
[00:04:02] I hated his guts.
[00:04:04] Not as a person.
[00:04:05] Dorsett?
[00:04:05] Yes.
[00:04:06] Because you're the 49ers fan?
[00:04:07] Oh, man.
[00:04:08] I got you.
[00:04:09] I got you.
[00:04:09] I still remember when that joker ran at 99 yard from scrimmage.
[00:04:15] Against the Vikings.
[00:04:16] Yes.
[00:04:16] You remember that?
[00:04:17] Yeah.
[00:04:18] He got the ball, man, almost in the end zone.
[00:04:20] One yard line.
[00:04:21] I hated that dude, bro.
[00:04:23] So, anyways.
[00:04:24] Dorsett, boy, he was bad.
[00:04:25] He was a...
[00:04:26] Yeah.
[00:04:26] And I hate that's a stealer saying about a cowboy, but I mean, you got to give him his props.
[00:04:30] He was good.
[00:04:31] So, the rivalry between...
[00:04:33] So, Dallas actually had two rivals in the 49ers and the Steelers.
[00:04:39] That was a...
[00:04:39] Which rivalry was bigger?
[00:04:41] Well, in the 70s, the Steeler-Cowboy rivalry.
[00:04:43] Which one is bigger?
[00:04:44] Right now?
[00:04:45] No, no.
[00:04:46] Which in history?
[00:04:47] Because you got...
[00:04:47] Before you answer, think about this.
[00:04:49] They had a rivalry.
[00:04:50] The Steelers and the Cowboys were rivals.
[00:04:52] I know you're going to say that because you're biased, coach.
[00:04:54] The 49ers and the Cowboys had a dog fight.
[00:04:57] That's when you had Deion, remember?
[00:05:00] Look at the drama with Deion being with the 49ers.
[00:05:02] That was 20 years after...
[00:05:03] At one point.
[00:05:03] ...the rivalry with the Steelers and the Cowboys started.
[00:05:06] I feel you.
[00:05:06] Them boys was...
[00:05:07] Them boys was going at it, though, coach.
[00:05:09] Oh, no.
[00:05:10] I think, you know, especially when you think about the catch with Joe Montana.
[00:05:15] Right.
[00:05:15] Yeah, I mean...
[00:05:16] Joe Clark.
[00:05:16] Yeah.
[00:05:17] Right.
[00:05:17] Yeah, I could see that.
[00:05:18] Yeah.
[00:05:19] But you're talking about in the 90s and late 80s.
[00:05:22] The 70s started, you know, obviously the Steelers.
[00:05:25] Started that, yeah.
[00:05:25] It started the whole...
[00:05:26] Back in what, 76?
[00:05:29] Mid-70s.
[00:05:30] Something like that.
[00:05:30] Right.
[00:05:31] So...
[00:05:31] That's how we talk, y'all.
[00:05:32] I love talking sports with this dude.
[00:05:34] All right, let's do some...
[00:05:35] Let's pledge allegiance to the flag.
[00:05:37] Aston Man.
[00:05:46] Aston Man.
[00:05:47] Oh, man.
[00:05:49] Oh, man.
[00:05:50] Oh, man.
[00:05:50] Bumble God, man.
[00:05:50] And to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible with liberty.
[00:05:57] Are you invisible, man, or are you indivisible?
[00:05:58] With liberty, man.
[00:06:00] With liberty.
[00:06:00] Oh, is it really freedom, man?
[00:06:01] Yeah, freedom and justice for all, man.
[00:06:04] All mankind, man.
[00:06:05] We're out of fire.
[00:06:06] You get that.
[00:06:07] You get that.
[00:06:07] You get that.
[00:06:08] You get that.
[00:06:09] Class class segment.
[00:06:10] All right.
[00:06:11] Let's laugh.
[00:06:12] I don't know.
[00:06:12] I did not look at these previously, so, man, you're not going to get me, though.
[00:06:17] Oh, my goodness.
[00:06:19] What's the difference between a fridge and a butthole?
[00:06:23] What?
[00:06:24] A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat.
[00:06:27] Oh, no, bruh.
[00:06:29] No.
[00:06:30] I'm turning the page.
[00:06:31] Okay.
[00:06:32] I got to preach a funeral, dude.
[00:06:34] Hell no, man.
[00:06:34] No, man.
[00:06:36] Just going to like splobbing you up, man.
[00:06:37] All right, all right.
[00:06:38] You're going to be thinking about that at this point.
[00:06:40] I know.
[00:06:45] I do.
[00:06:46] That's bad.
[00:06:46] That's bad.
[00:06:47] All right.
[00:06:48] All right.
[00:06:48] Three nuns go to heaven.
[00:06:51] And then you come with that.
[00:06:54] And at the gate, Peters has three questions that they must answer.
[00:06:59] So the first nun, the first nun he asks, he says, where did Adam and Eve live?
[00:07:05] And so the first nun goes to the Garden of Eden.
[00:07:08] Mm-hmm.
[00:07:09] And so the second nun goes, he goes to the second nun, well, what fruit did Eve eat?
[00:07:14] And she goes, apple.
[00:07:16] Oh, that was easy.
[00:07:17] So the third nun comes in and Peter says, this has to be a little bit more of a difficult question for you.
[00:07:23] And the third nun was named Mother Superior.
[00:07:26] Okay.
[00:07:27] So Peter goes, what did Adam, what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?
[00:07:34] Okay.
[00:07:35] What?
[00:07:36] Oh, gee, that was a, that's a hard one.
[00:07:50] I had to listen.
[00:07:57] Wait for it.
[00:08:00] All right.
[00:08:01] That was a good one.
[00:08:03] All right.
[00:08:04] Your mama so dumb.
[00:08:06] How dumb is she?
[00:08:07] She went to the library to find Facebook.
[00:08:09] Oh, love.
[00:08:10] That's the way.
[00:08:11] Your mama so lazy.
[00:08:12] How lazy?
[00:08:13] She woke up from a coma and went to sleep.
[00:08:15] Oh, no, dude.
[00:08:16] Come on, man.
[00:08:18] What did the poop say to the fart?
[00:08:20] What?
[00:08:20] You blow me away.
[00:08:21] It's okay.
[00:08:22] I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.
[00:08:25] Then I had the biggest vowel movement I'm moving ever.
[00:08:30] What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
[00:08:33] What?
[00:08:33] A salad shooter.
[00:08:35] I've never heard that before in my life.
[00:08:37] Did you hear about the movie constipation?
[00:08:38] No, it never came out.
[00:08:43] Did you hear about the secret diarrhea?
[00:08:45] No.
[00:08:46] It leaked so they had to release it early.
[00:08:53] Why did the war hero flush the toilet?
[00:08:56] Why?
[00:08:57] It was his duty.
[00:08:58] That's good.
[00:08:59] What did the toilet say before it stopped working?
[00:09:02] What?
[00:09:02] I'm too old for this.
[00:09:04] Shitty.
[00:09:06] Listen.
[00:09:08] So, look.
[00:09:09] We got to get the bounty hunter.
[00:09:11] The bounty hunter.
[00:09:12] Let's bring it back.
[00:09:13] This bounty hunter.
[00:09:14] Listen.
[00:09:15] We got to see what he up to.
[00:09:18] What's happening?
[00:09:29] Wayne the bounty hunter.
[00:09:30] You know who this is.
[00:09:31] This is on and off the field sports podcast.
[00:09:34] And you know we got Coach Boston and yours, Trudy.
[00:09:37] What you got going on there, Wayne?
[00:09:39] What's up, Wayne?
[00:09:40] I don't know what's going on this morning.
[00:09:42] Y'all, man.
[00:09:42] We need something from you.
[00:09:43] Give what you got for us.
[00:09:46] Oh, man.
[00:09:47] Y'all doing all right today?
[00:09:48] Yeah.
[00:09:48] We doing well.
[00:09:49] It's been a minute since we talked to you, man.
[00:09:50] What's up?
[00:09:51] I know you got to have something in the chamber for us, man.
[00:09:53] Yeah, we want to bounty hunter store.
[00:09:54] We got to.
[00:09:55] Oh, yeah.
[00:09:56] Okay.
[00:09:57] One of my bounty hunter stores, we got a call by this guy we were looking for.
[00:10:05] And when we got to the house where he's supposed to be in, the person told us that he was up in there.
[00:10:12] We went up in there.
[00:10:13] We searched the house upside down sideways.
[00:10:18] You know, we could not find him.
[00:10:20] Okay.
[00:10:21] But guess what?
[00:10:22] What?
[00:10:22] He was down.
[00:10:23] He was up in there.
[00:10:24] Where was he?
[00:10:26] Okay.
[00:10:27] Okay.
[00:10:28] Give me.
[00:10:28] You got one guess.
[00:10:30] I cannot guess.
[00:10:31] Is he under the bed?
[00:10:33] Nope.
[00:10:34] Is he in the washer?
[00:10:37] Nope.
[00:10:38] In the dryer?
[00:10:40] Nope.
[00:10:40] Where is he at, Wayne?
[00:10:42] So this time, I saw, you know, we were just about to leave.
[00:10:46] Cause we told the person, well, he ain't up in here.
[00:10:49] So I saw watching the person who lived there.
[00:10:51] I saw watching her and she, and I watched her and she, you know, she gave it up.
[00:10:56] I said, you know what?
[00:10:57] I know where he is now.
[00:10:59] I pulled my, I pulled my pistol.
[00:11:01] Walked over to the deep freezer.
[00:11:04] On the deep freezer.
[00:11:05] I was a man, come up out of there.
[00:11:06] You ain't no Eskimo.
[00:11:07] Come up out of there.
[00:11:10] In the deep freezer, huh?
[00:11:12] He was in the deep freezer?
[00:11:14] He was in the deep freezer.
[00:11:16] Oh, man.
[00:11:16] I know he was cold.
[00:11:18] He ain't had no, was it in the other meeting or was the freezer empty?
[00:11:21] Oh, oh, me was in there?
[00:11:22] Oh man, I know he was cold.
[00:11:26] And you know what?
[00:11:27] And she played also, and she put a, you know how you put a, like a blanket or something
[00:11:30] across the deep freezer and put like a bowl of food on top of it?
[00:11:34] Right, right.
[00:11:34] Mm-hmm.
[00:11:35] Wow.
[00:11:35] And she kept looking over there and she gave it up.
[00:11:37] So that's how I knew where he was.
[00:11:39] Yeah, and she didn't look at the deep freezer.
[00:11:41] You wouldn't have never known.
[00:11:42] Uh-uh.
[00:11:43] Nope.
[00:11:43] Oh, boy, she gave him up.
[00:11:44] She gave him up.
[00:11:45] She gave him up.
[00:11:45] You think she gave him up on purpose, wasn't he?
[00:11:47] Oh, no, no.
[00:11:48] It was actually, you know, she was scared.
[00:11:50] Oh, man.
[00:11:51] She was scared.
[00:11:51] Oh, man.
[00:11:52] You know, she was hoping, you know, she was hoping, you know, that I didn't, you know,
[00:11:56] get close and she kept looking and that's what gave him up, you know?
[00:11:59] Yeah.
[00:12:00] That's amazing.
[00:12:01] Listen, that was worth the wait right there.
[00:12:04] Man, we appreciate that.
[00:12:05] That's a good one, man.
[00:12:06] That's a good one, that man.
[00:12:07] Oh, yeah.
[00:12:09] You know we need that buck before we let you go now.
[00:12:13] Oh, yeah.
[00:12:17] Yeah, Wayne.
[00:12:19] Hey, Wayne the Bounty Hunter, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:12:21] Thank you, Wayne, for your time, man.
[00:12:23] All right.
[00:12:24] Y'all have a great day.
[00:12:25] You too, buddy.
[00:12:26] All right.
[00:12:27] Talk to y'all later.
[00:12:28] All right.
[00:12:28] Bye-bye.
[00:12:30] Nice.
[00:12:30] Wayne the Bounty Hunter.
[00:12:31] Wayne the Bounty Hunter.
[00:12:32] Hiding in the deep river.
[00:12:34] Dang, man.
[00:12:34] That's some cold.
[00:12:36] Yeah, that's...
[00:12:39] Pun intended, right?
[00:12:40] Pun intended.
[00:12:40] First and ten seconds.
[00:12:41] First and ten.
[00:12:42] Man, Bill Belichick to UNC.
[00:12:44] I didn't see that coming.
[00:12:45] I didn't either.
[00:12:46] Let me say this.
[00:12:47] And then I didn't know the history behind him.
[00:12:49] I found that out yesterday.
[00:12:51] Right.
[00:12:51] Which kind of brings it...
[00:12:53] Exactly.
[00:12:54] It helps me now.
[00:12:55] Because before that, I was kind of struggling.
[00:12:56] Right.
[00:12:56] Let me tell you why.
[00:12:57] Right.
[00:12:57] Two sides, which one side of me says...
[00:13:00] He was literally coach...
[00:13:02] He coached in the NFL for 48 years, dude.
[00:13:05] Total.
[00:13:05] Right.
[00:13:06] Anyway, one part of me says, I hope he does well and that he's not outdated.
[00:13:15] That his coaching is not outdated.
[00:13:17] Nah, he still has a mind for football.
[00:13:20] Period.
[00:13:21] So let me say this.
[00:13:22] One side of me says, okay, I hope he does well and that he's not outdated.
[00:13:26] Right.
[00:13:26] That's what I mean.
[00:13:27] So I'm joshing like the other side says, oh man, he might be...
[00:13:30] You know, because nobody wanted him in the NFL on that level.
[00:13:33] But then again, did he want to go back to that level or did he purposely go to the
[00:13:37] collegiate level with the history of what we just found out?
[00:13:40] All right.
[00:13:40] I think he purposely went there to try something new.
[00:13:43] I mean, at 72, why not?
[00:13:46] Five years.
[00:13:47] He's always marched to the beat of his own drum.
[00:13:49] You think he got five years in him?
[00:13:53] I don't, you know, I don't know.
[00:13:55] Not, you know.
[00:13:56] If he wants it, I think he could do it.
[00:13:59] Because he still is a genius.
[00:14:01] The challenge is going to be navigating the new landscape in college football.
[00:14:05] That's what I mean.
[00:14:06] Is his coaching style outdated for that now?
[00:14:08] Well, I think his coaching style will be needed and greatly appreciated at that level.
[00:14:15] But it's the other stuff.
[00:14:18] You know, the on the field is not a question.
[00:14:19] It's the social media stuff.
[00:14:21] Because it's the world of social media now.
[00:14:22] It's dealing with 18 year olds.
[00:14:25] Right.
[00:14:25] It's dealing with parents.
[00:14:26] And social media...
[00:14:27] Can you imagine, you know, the kids now coming up to Bill Belichick?
[00:14:30] Right.
[00:14:31] Hey man, where am I in the hell money at?
[00:14:33] N-I-L, right.
[00:14:33] Right.
[00:14:34] It's a whole new thing.
[00:14:35] It's a whole other landscape.
[00:14:36] Social media is big though.
[00:14:37] I'm telling you.
[00:14:37] I keep saying social media.
[00:14:38] Again, the environment though at UNC would be like welcoming, you know, for him.
[00:14:46] You know, because it's a great college environment.
[00:14:48] You got all the support.
[00:14:49] You got, you know, Jordan.
[00:14:51] You got Nike.
[00:14:52] You know, you can win there.
[00:14:54] Right.
[00:14:54] You know, so why not?
[00:14:56] I got you.
[00:14:56] I hope he does good.
[00:14:58] Third and short segment.
[00:15:00] Yeah.
[00:15:00] Travis Hunter, 4.0 GPA.
[00:15:01] First team.
[00:15:03] I would like to do it.
[00:15:03] I think that's the main message that's missing in all of the Heisman talk.
[00:15:09] The different all-star world GPA.
[00:15:11] He's a 4.0 student.
[00:15:12] He's a smart dude.
[00:15:13] Ooh.
[00:15:13] 4.0 man.
[00:15:15] I like it.
[00:15:15] That's big time.
[00:15:16] What is he not good at?
[00:15:19] Well, we'll get a question.
[00:15:20] That is the epitome of on and off the field.
[00:15:22] Right.
[00:15:23] He does it on and off the field.
[00:15:25] He does it on the field, both sides of the ball.
[00:15:27] Both sides of the ball.
[00:15:28] Consistently.
[00:15:28] Right.
[00:15:28] And won two awards from both sides of the first player to do that.
[00:15:33] Offensive and defensive.
[00:15:33] I could see the defensive player, but not the, I think there are much better wide receivers
[00:15:38] than him.
[00:15:39] You know what I think they are.
[00:15:40] The reason he got it is because of him, because of what he does doing both sides.
[00:15:45] I think he just, they can, I think he kind of get it.
[00:15:46] And I agree.
[00:15:47] It's better wide receivers.
[00:15:48] I think it's better wide receivers.
[00:15:49] I agree, but he's, he's, listen, he is the, the Caitlin, the Caitlin Clark of college
[00:15:56] football right now.
[00:15:57] He riding a wave.
[00:15:57] Oh, I get it.
[00:15:58] He caught it.
[00:15:59] Yeah.
[00:15:59] I get it.
[00:16:00] Whether you like them or hate them, the dude is riding a wave.
[00:16:03] Right.
[00:16:04] Right.
[00:16:04] Did you, did you see when they came, when he came out the stands with his girl?
[00:16:08] No, I missed that.
[00:16:09] You missed that?
[00:16:09] What happened?
[00:16:10] She had this, uh, she kind of snubbed him a little bit.
[00:16:13] Oh, I did see that.
[00:16:14] Yeah.
[00:16:14] I did see that.
[00:16:15] Like, that's not a good sign.
[00:16:17] Cause I respond, I actually responded to your, uh, where was you at?
[00:16:21] Right.
[00:16:22] I called you.
[00:16:23] And he, I was playing the game.
[00:16:24] Right.
[00:16:25] That's a dude.
[00:16:27] That need to be a red flag segment.
[00:16:28] Right.
[00:16:29] When you're, when you're fiance.
[00:16:32] We got a good red flag.
[00:16:32] I got you.
[00:16:33] But when your fiance, future wife confronts you on the field when you just won a game.
[00:16:39] Cause you didn't answer your phone.
[00:16:40] Cause you didn't answer your phone.
[00:16:41] Do it.
[00:16:42] That's a red freaking flag brother.
[00:16:47] I say, I called you.
[00:16:48] What?
[00:16:48] We was playing the game.
[00:16:50] Dude.
[00:16:51] It's, that's bad.
[00:16:52] That's bad.
[00:16:53] That's bad.
[00:16:54] That's bad.
[00:16:54] All right.
[00:16:55] Huddle up with her segment.
[00:16:57] All right.
[00:16:58] So again, we're talking football for the ladies.
[00:17:01] Uh, what's the, what you think is going to be the best environment for the first round
[00:17:04] matchups?
[00:17:05] Uh, you got Tennessee at Ohio state.
[00:17:08] Okay.
[00:17:08] Clemson at Texas.
[00:17:09] Okay.
[00:17:10] SMU at Penn state.
[00:17:11] All right.
[00:17:12] And then you got Indiana at Notre Dame, man, you know, uh, and this, and this is why
[00:17:18] I would always say you, this helps to understand the backstory, right?
[00:17:21] You know, you got Tennessee at Ohio state.
[00:17:24] That's two teams that have the largest stadiums in the country.
[00:17:29] I'm looking at either them or Clemson at Texas.
[00:17:32] Clemson at Texas.
[00:17:33] Yeah.
[00:17:33] The orange versus the orange.
[00:17:35] And then Penn, but Penn state too.
[00:17:37] They, and Clemson's quarterback, Clemson's quarterback is from Texas.
[00:17:41] Okay.
[00:17:41] And got recruit out, you know, um, you know, if I had to pick one, if I had to pick one,
[00:17:47] I'll pick, uh, Tennessee at Ohio state.
[00:17:49] SMU at Penn state.
[00:17:50] They get the whiteout.
[00:17:51] I know.
[00:17:52] But if I had to pick one, though.
[00:17:53] Okay.
[00:17:54] I mean, and that'd be good.
[00:17:56] That'd be a good atmosphere for shoot.
[00:17:58] Anybody, any, let alone a woman.
[00:18:01] I know.
[00:18:01] Shoot.
[00:18:02] I would be like that.
[00:18:03] You know, it's interesting.
[00:18:04] Indiana and Notre Dame.
[00:18:05] You got two Indiana schools.
[00:18:08] Not, not, not any team in the South.
[00:18:11] South end.
[00:18:12] Alabama.
[00:18:13] Right.
[00:18:13] Right.
[00:18:14] Wow.
[00:18:15] Listen, dude, let me give Indiana they flowers.
[00:18:18] They've emerged from all we know them for basketball.
[00:18:21] Mm-hmm.
[00:18:22] Dude, they knock their heads off.
[00:18:24] They look, they look good to shoot.
[00:18:25] They look real good.
[00:18:26] Yeah.
[00:18:26] Okay.
[00:18:27] Pet pee segment.
[00:18:28] All right.
[00:18:29] You ain't got me.
[00:18:30] No, no.
[00:18:30] Read it.
[00:18:31] Seriously.
[00:18:31] When a, when a Dewey bust your window out in your work vehicle and steal some of your
[00:18:36] contents locked inside.
[00:18:37] Right.
[00:18:38] That's a, that's a freaking pet peeve of mine.
[00:18:41] Yeah.
[00:18:42] All right.
[00:18:43] Guess what time it is.
[00:18:51] Luke.
[00:18:51] I love this.
[00:18:53] I love that.
[00:18:54] Woo!
[00:18:57] Luke, I love that.
[00:18:59] Luke, I love that.
[00:19:01] What you got, man?
[00:19:01] All right.
[00:19:02] So this being the 33rd episode, we'll go with the 33rd book of the Bible, Micah.
[00:19:07] Okay.
[00:19:08] Anything?
[00:19:10] Micah.
[00:19:10] There's a, there's a scripture in Micah.
[00:19:13] I think it's Micah six and six.
[00:19:18] And I want to make sure I'm right.
[00:19:20] Micah six and six.
[00:19:21] And I want to, this is how we do.
[00:19:22] Watch this.
[00:19:23] I'm going to show you some Micah six and six sticks out to me and I'm going to read
[00:19:26] it to you right now.
[00:19:28] It says this.
[00:19:31] It says, uh, with what shall I come before the Lord and bow down before the exalted God?
[00:19:37] Shall I come before him with burnt offerings or with calves a year old?
[00:19:41] Uh, with the Lord, will the Lord be pleased with thousands of rams and 10,000 of rivers
[00:19:47] of olive oil?
[00:19:48] Shall I offer him my firstborn?
[00:19:50] And he keeps saying, so this sticks out to me because he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,
[00:19:55] he's, he's a woman, he starts to ask these rhetorical questions.
[00:19:57] He said, what shall I bring to God?
[00:19:59] You really, you can't bring nothing to God that can satisfy, you know, his presence, whatever
[00:20:03] we bring out, righteousness is as fifty rags.
[00:20:05] Right.
[00:20:06] So the reason this sticks out to me is because them as a nation, they have become proud.
[00:20:10] They turn their back on God.
[00:20:11] But what they do is what they do with what people do now.
[00:20:14] People think they can do whatever they want to do.
[00:20:16] I saw a drug dealer bring $2,000 up to the altar, known drug dealer.
[00:20:20] And when he brought the money up there, the people in the church shouted, true story.
[00:20:24] They shouted, oh, my goodness.
[00:20:26] Glory to God.
[00:20:27] Well, he just brought money.
[00:20:31] Would God be satisfied with bulls and rams, the money?
[00:20:35] Absolutely not.
[00:20:36] You see the synonymous with each other.
[00:20:38] So what we do now, a lot of people do what the drug dealer does.
[00:20:43] He was taught, hey, if I pay money, then me and God cool.
[00:20:47] So Micah was trying to let them know there's nothing, his whole ministry,
[00:20:51] but stop bringing all that crap and clean your heart out.
[00:20:55] Right.
[00:20:55] And forgive the person that wronged you.
[00:20:57] Stop being so bitter.
[00:20:58] Stop being so resentful.
[00:20:59] Stop being so jealous.
[00:21:01] Clean your heart out and then bring something.
[00:21:04] Right.
[00:21:04] Because the crap you're bringing, yeah, that's not presentable for God.
[00:21:07] So that's what jumped out to me.
[00:21:09] Micah 6, as soon as you said that, Micah 6 and 6, I heard it.
[00:21:13] And so that's what it says.
[00:21:14] Okay.
[00:21:15] And so, yeah.
[00:21:15] Yeah.
[00:21:16] Yoda.
[00:21:16] Yoda.
[00:21:19] I'm going to say something.
[00:21:20] Yoda.
[00:21:21] Yoda.
[00:21:22] Yoda.
[00:21:23] Yoda.
[00:21:24] Yoda.
[00:21:24] Yoda.
[00:21:25] Yoda.
[00:21:26] We're going to make this song a thing.
[00:21:28] I know.
[00:21:28] We're going to say this.
[00:21:30] Uh-huh.
[00:21:31] Because I have to do this later on today, right?
[00:21:34] I love the, this is why I love the Yoda moment.
[00:21:38] It's because, one, I don't know what you're going to say.
[00:21:43] Thanks.
[00:21:44] But God does.
[00:21:46] Right.
[00:21:46] So in order for that to happen, he has to, you have to be moved by the same
[00:21:51] spirit that's going to give me the answer to whatever you say.
[00:21:55] There's no way that you could get that without God giving it to you.
[00:21:59] Right.
[00:21:59] So having said that, again, anytime a genius manifests a gift, they're giving glory to God.
[00:22:09] Right.
[00:22:10] And genius, because all you're saying is we're on the 33rd episode.
[00:22:14] Listen, I want to know what the 33rd book in the Bible is.
[00:22:16] Guess what?
[00:22:17] See, you're fine.
[00:22:19] Right.
[00:22:19] Knock, the door will be open.
[00:22:21] That's right.
[00:22:22] And you will receive.
[00:22:22] That's it, brother.
[00:22:24] I got to give him.
[00:22:24] Yoda!
[00:22:26] I got to go with that.
[00:22:27] I got to run that back, bro.
[00:22:28] That was good.
[00:22:29] That was good.
[00:22:31] That was good, man.
[00:22:32] I love the Yoda moments, dude.
[00:22:33] Nice.
[00:22:34] Nice.
[00:22:34] Yeah, I love that.
[00:22:35] All right.
[00:22:35] Mary's Nerd.
[00:22:36] And I love it.
[00:22:37] Then you come right behind me with this, bro.
[00:22:39] All right.
[00:22:39] This is a good one.
[00:22:40] This is some good ones.
[00:22:40] They're all good.
[00:22:41] All right.
[00:22:42] If you went to the 1893 World Fair, which was held in Chicago, and you weren't murdered by the serial killer H.H. Holmes.
[00:22:53] What?
[00:22:54] Yeah, he was going around murdering people at this fair.
[00:22:57] What?
[00:22:57] Yes.
[00:22:58] These are some of the things you would see if you survived.
[00:23:01] Okay.
[00:23:02] The first Pledge of Allegiance.
[00:23:04] Okay.
[00:23:05] Harry Houdini.
[00:23:06] Okay.
[00:23:07] Juicy Fruit.
[00:23:08] Which I did not like.
[00:23:10] You don't like Juicy Fruit?
[00:23:10] They were in the last.
[00:23:12] In the last long.
[00:23:13] It's like glue after that.
[00:23:14] Five minutes in his glue.
[00:23:16] Especially that.
[00:23:16] Remember that rainbow?
[00:23:17] Yeah.
[00:23:18] That's the best flavor.
[00:23:19] But the flavor go fast.
[00:23:20] I mean, like real fast.
[00:23:22] Now you glue.
[00:23:27] Pabst glue.
[00:23:33] Right?
[00:23:35] Listen.
[00:23:36] And Pabst glue ribbon was horrible.
[00:23:38] Horrible beer.
[00:23:39] Piss beer.
[00:23:39] It's like a cult beer now.
[00:23:42] What?
[00:23:43] Yes.
[00:23:43] The cult following now.
[00:23:44] Why?
[00:23:45] Downtown Mobile.
[00:23:46] Why?
[00:23:47] Exactly.
[00:23:48] It's toilet water.
[00:23:50] Quaker Oats.
[00:23:52] Okay.
[00:23:53] Cracker Jacks.
[00:23:54] I love it.
[00:23:55] And then Bertha Palmer introduced the brownie.
[00:23:59] Really?
[00:23:59] Yep.
[00:24:00] Wow.
[00:24:00] And you'll like to sort of.
[00:24:01] I wonder if they were special brownies.
[00:24:07] Hey.
[00:24:08] These are funny brownies.
[00:24:09] Brownies.
[00:24:10] Get out of here, Dewey.
[00:24:15] Okay.
[00:24:16] All right.
[00:24:16] And Nancy Green making her pancakes and telling stories as her character Aunt Jemima.
[00:24:22] Aunt Jemima.
[00:24:23] So Nancy Green is.
[00:24:24] She was Aunt Jemima.
[00:24:25] What?
[00:24:26] She was a next slave.
[00:24:26] Wait a minute, bro.
[00:24:28] She was a next slave.
[00:24:28] I need to.
[00:24:30] Wow.
[00:24:31] Okay.
[00:24:32] Go ahead.
[00:24:33] She was making the pancakes and telling the stories.
[00:24:36] And that's how.
[00:24:36] That's Nancy Green is Aunt Jemima.
[00:24:38] Yes.
[00:24:39] Wow, bro.
[00:24:39] Look her up one day.
[00:24:41] I will.
[00:24:41] She looks just like Aunt Jemima.
[00:24:42] That's lit.
[00:24:43] And the last was George Ferris debuted.
[00:24:47] The Ferris wheel.
[00:24:48] Okay.
[00:24:49] Yeah.
[00:24:49] So the first Ferris wheel.
[00:24:50] Cool.
[00:24:51] Cool.
[00:24:52] Did you know.
[00:24:52] All right.
[00:24:53] In the 17th century, people were still accidentally buried alive.
[00:24:57] Oh, no, bro.
[00:24:58] So to prevent the mistakes.
[00:25:00] I got claustrophobia just hearing it.
[00:25:02] I had to breathe.
[00:25:03] Wait.
[00:25:04] Wait, man.
[00:25:06] Could you imagine being buried?
[00:25:08] Dude, that's horrible.
[00:25:09] I'm feeling.
[00:25:10] They did a movie about that.
[00:25:11] I saw it.
[00:25:13] Yeah.
[00:25:13] Go ahead.
[00:25:14] So to prevent the mistakes, they would attach a bell above the grave.
[00:25:18] Please.
[00:25:19] Allowing the person to ring it if they were still alive.
[00:25:21] Yes.
[00:25:22] And this way they were thus saved by the bell.
[00:25:24] Oh, my goodness.
[00:25:28] Listen.
[00:25:30] I feel like I'm being taken to school, boy.
[00:25:34] This is lit.
[00:25:36] Oh, y'all.
[00:25:38] Oh.
[00:25:38] Things that make you go, hmm.
[00:25:40] Okay.
[00:25:40] I'm already there, bro.
[00:25:42] In the 18th century, painters charged more for full body portraits because including arms
[00:25:48] and legs required much more detail and time.
[00:25:51] Right.
[00:25:51] In other words, it would cost an arm and a leg.
[00:25:54] That's, wow.
[00:25:56] How do you, where do you fire these at, bro?
[00:26:00] 3 a.m. in the morning, bro.
[00:26:02] Wow.
[00:26:03] 3 a.m.
[00:26:03] We got to get some 3 a.m.
[00:26:05] Tallulah.
[00:26:05] Tallulah.
[00:26:06] Tallulah.
[00:26:06] All right.
[00:26:07] Audible.
[00:26:07] Audible.
[00:26:09] Audible.
[00:26:10] Before police officers.
[00:26:12] Criminals caught in the act after blood had blood on their hands.
[00:26:16] Thus, they were literally caught red-handed.
[00:26:19] Okay.
[00:26:19] Wow.
[00:26:19] Can you imagine like back in the caveman days, they commit murder.
[00:26:22] Right.
[00:26:22] They probably stood at the clubs sitting there.
[00:26:24] They have a sister and a girl rinsing out.
[00:26:26] Oh, oh.
[00:26:27] Oh.
[00:26:29] Him do it.
[00:26:30] Yeah.
[00:26:30] Him kill.
[00:26:32] Him kill.
[00:26:35] That's crazy, dude.
[00:26:36] I wonder what kind of caveman, what kind of caveman you think you'd be?
[00:26:40] There's only one kind, right?
[00:26:41] Grab the woman by an ankle drag her.
[00:26:43] Drag her in the cage.
[00:26:44] You know?
[00:26:45] Hauncha maruncha.
[00:26:50] Did I just say hauncha maruncha?
[00:26:58] Okay.
[00:26:59] All right.
[00:27:01] Relationship segment.
[00:27:02] Okay.
[00:27:03] Dude, I got a whole little thing on this.
[00:27:04] The divorce rate in swans is among the lowest in annals.
[00:27:08] Like 99% of swans only have one partner.
[00:27:14] Yep.
[00:27:15] Swans.
[00:27:16] Wow.
[00:27:17] Wow.
[00:27:18] Yeah.
[00:27:18] Okay.
[00:27:19] I can say some things about that.
[00:27:21] Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift away.
[00:27:25] Dads, so they don't drift away from each other.
[00:27:27] Yeah.
[00:27:28] What?
[00:27:29] Man, this is lit.
[00:27:31] That's a deep relationship.
[00:27:32] That's heavy, bro.
[00:27:33] Yeah.
[00:27:33] All right.
[00:27:33] Two thumbs up.
[00:27:34] Yep.
[00:27:35] In the Dark is a series on Netflix.
[00:27:37] Netflix.
[00:27:38] I haven't got one, but I saw the preview of Mary.
[00:27:41] And so remember you told me to watch Mary.
[00:27:42] You need to watch that.
[00:27:43] I got to.
[00:27:44] So much.
[00:27:44] Dude.
[00:27:45] We watch Lioness.
[00:27:47] Your boy, your boy Herod.
[00:27:49] Oh, I know.
[00:27:50] King Herod.
[00:27:51] Anton Hopkins.
[00:27:51] The beast.
[00:27:52] Yes.
[00:27:52] Go, bro.
[00:27:53] So we watch.
[00:27:54] Where's the Messiah?
[00:27:55] You sounded like him the other day.
[00:27:57] See when you say that.
[00:27:58] Where is he?
[00:28:02] Where's the Messiah?
[00:28:03] Are you the Messiah?
[00:28:05] You sounded like him, dude.
[00:28:07] Listen.
[00:28:07] I'm your king.
[00:28:15] I'm going to start watching it, bro.
[00:28:17] This Messiah.
[00:28:18] You sound just like him.
[00:28:19] There's no need for this Messiah.
[00:28:20] I'm your king.
[00:28:21] Boy, you got that down, okay?
[00:28:23] You need to do a segment with you doing Anthony Hopkins' voice over.
[00:28:26] You got to do it.
[00:28:27] You got to do that, bro.
[00:28:29] All right.
[00:28:29] All right.
[00:28:30] Random.
[00:28:31] No.
[00:28:32] Yeah.
[00:28:32] Random 3 a.m.
[00:28:33] Thought segments.
[00:28:34] We already.
[00:28:35] This is where it comes from.
[00:28:36] An ant, all right, can live 50 times its own body weight.
[00:28:41] Remember I told you that we, I studied entomology?
[00:28:45] Yes.
[00:28:46] Like, I studied that for a couple years straight.
[00:28:49] Like, entomology, you find that in.
[00:28:51] What does that tell them for the listeners?
[00:28:53] Insect.
[00:28:54] It's the study of the insect.
[00:28:55] Okay.
[00:28:55] And particularly, in particular, the ant.
[00:28:57] Now, you can say entomology and make it an overall concept of the insect, period.
[00:29:01] But in particular, the ant.
[00:29:03] And you find in Proverbs chapter 6, and he says, go to the ant you sluggard.
[00:29:08] Yes.
[00:29:08] An ant is not a people.
[00:29:10] But listen.
[00:29:11] So that's fire.
[00:29:12] And then it also says how they work together and the ingenuity.
[00:29:15] So we study entomology.
[00:29:17] It's crazy.
[00:29:17] And you and I talked about that for a little while.
[00:29:19] Right.
[00:29:19] Right.
[00:29:25] The female octopus embarks on a path towards self-destruction.
[00:29:28] What?
[00:29:29] As the eggs near hatching, the female octopus stops eating and begins a process of self-destruction.
[00:29:35] She neglects her needs, often resorting to self-mutilation and cannibalism.
[00:29:40] This tragic behavior is believed to be driven by hormonal changes that trigger a decline in health
[00:29:45] and a loss of an instinct to survive.
[00:29:47] Talk about needing some mental health.
[00:29:51] Jeez.
[00:29:52] Hormones and got you like that?
[00:29:53] Got you.
[00:29:54] Well, you start eating on yourself.
[00:29:57] Wait, coach.
[00:29:58] We can't just run past.
[00:29:59] Hold tight.
[00:30:01] The hormonal balance.
[00:30:02] The octopuses go through stuff.
[00:30:04] Triggered.
[00:30:05] Listen.
[00:30:07] They lay the egg.
[00:30:08] Ladies.
[00:30:09] I'm going to say this.
[00:30:09] You could have been an octopus.
[00:30:12] And then them hormones.
[00:30:13] Right.
[00:30:14] Because women.
[00:30:15] Imagine if you had the same instincts an octopus had, ladies.
[00:30:19] Every time you let your hormones take over.
[00:30:21] Yes.
[00:30:21] I know because you won't have one hand.
[00:30:26] One of them be hopping.
[00:30:27] You be the truth.
[00:30:28] You put off.
[00:30:30] You be eating some hormone pills.
[00:30:34] Sorry.
[00:30:36] Man, listen.
[00:30:38] I didn't say this.
[00:30:39] He did.
[00:30:40] All right.
[00:30:42] Edible eatable eat segment.
[00:30:43] Man, that gumbo you gave me.
[00:30:45] I was a gumbo.
[00:30:45] What?
[00:30:46] Yeah.
[00:30:47] Listen.
[00:30:47] All right.
[00:30:47] Let me say this.
[00:30:49] I ate scallops like it wasn't no tomorrow.
[00:30:53] Yeah.
[00:30:53] I didn't even think about it.
[00:30:55] Now, those are the baby scallops.
[00:30:56] I would never eat those, though.
[00:30:58] You know me.
[00:30:59] You know I don't eat no scallops.
[00:31:01] Those are the small ones, though.
[00:31:02] I would.
[00:31:02] If they were big, I'd eat them.
[00:31:05] That was some good gumbo.
[00:31:06] That was some good gumbo, brother.
[00:31:08] I made some rice.
[00:31:09] Made some rice with it?
[00:31:10] Pretty with it.
[00:31:10] Okay.
[00:31:11] Over with.
[00:31:11] Over with.
[00:31:12] Shout out to Calvin Hester.
[00:31:13] He likes gumbo, true my daddy.
[00:31:15] Love gumbo.
[00:31:16] Yeah.
[00:31:16] You're not joking.
[00:31:17] I don't like no rice in here.
[00:31:18] I said, Pop, why don't you like rice in mine?
[00:31:20] Rice in your gumbo.
[00:31:20] Yeah, get more gumbo.
[00:31:22] Get more gumbo.
[00:31:23] I couldn't even argue with it.
[00:31:24] You get more gumbo.
[00:31:24] But I don't know why I like rice.
[00:31:27] I'm huge on starches.
[00:31:28] All right.
[00:31:28] Travel through your eyes.
[00:31:29] Let's go.
[00:31:30] All right.
[00:31:30] New Orleans.
[00:31:31] New Orleans is a topic, so what's your favorite spot?
[00:31:34] Anything about the city that you like?
[00:31:39] I tell you what.
[00:31:41] Do you know where are you?
[00:31:42] Well, I know you're familiar with it.
[00:31:44] Lake Pontchartrain.
[00:31:45] Yeah.
[00:31:45] Where the strip and they got the water.
[00:31:49] You could pull up in the car.
[00:31:51] Right.
[00:31:52] Dude, that was amazing.
[00:31:53] That is fire.
[00:31:54] When I went there, to me, that did it for me.
[00:31:58] Okay.
[00:31:58] Now, Bourbon Street.
[00:32:01] It's nasty.
[00:32:02] Currently smells like King Kong's buttocks.
[00:32:06] Yeah.
[00:32:06] It's nasty.
[00:32:07] It's tourist.
[00:32:08] With a hangover.
[00:32:09] Yeah.
[00:32:11] You have to eat a taco salad.
[00:32:14] All right.
[00:32:14] Yeah.
[00:32:15] It's nasty.
[00:32:15] And drink chocolate milk behind it.
[00:32:17] It's a night.
[00:32:19] It's fun if it's at night in the crowd.
[00:32:21] And, you know, of course, you're inebriated.
[00:32:24] It's so stinking.
[00:32:25] You almost pass out.
[00:32:27] During the day, you're like, oh.
[00:32:28] You smell it.
[00:32:28] And then there ain't nothing to see a rat come out of a dress that look about the size
[00:32:32] of a ship.
[00:32:35] A lassie.
[00:32:37] You want to say, is he lost?
[00:32:39] Oh, boy.
[00:32:41] That's some big rats, bro.
[00:32:42] Nutri-rats.
[00:32:43] What?
[00:32:43] They're called nutri-rats.
[00:32:46] Nutri-?
[00:32:47] Nut-
[00:32:48] Nutria.
[00:32:48] Nutria-rats.
[00:32:50] What are you?
[00:32:50] What?
[00:32:51] Yeah.
[00:32:51] Yeah.
[00:32:52] It's a form of, yeah, exactly.
[00:32:54] Lass.
[00:32:56] How did you learn that?
[00:32:57] I lived there.
[00:32:58] Okay.
[00:32:58] Paul, I got you.
[00:33:00] Enough.
[00:33:00] Oh, to make nuts.
[00:33:01] Oh, to make nuts.
[00:33:04] I got to sit there.
[00:33:05] Ooh.
[00:33:06] Childhood games.
[00:33:08] Stir my memory.
[00:33:09] Pretending to be someone else.
[00:33:12] A drop of isolation from the new jungle.
[00:33:15] I like that.
[00:33:16] The safety to play.
[00:33:18] Truth demands honesty.
[00:33:19] I like that.
[00:33:20] The paper map blowing in the wind.
[00:33:23] No courses set.
[00:33:25] Where'd you get that from?
[00:33:27] That's one of mine, actually.
[00:33:29] You made that up?
[00:33:29] Yeah.
[00:33:30] You made that up.
[00:33:31] Yes.
[00:33:35] You know what, man?
[00:33:37] Keep going.
[00:33:37] Blue Bag Music.
[00:33:38] Blue Bag Music.
[00:33:38] This dude here.
[00:33:39] Christmas song.
[00:33:40] What's the best Christmas song?
[00:33:41] I sent you the one I liked.
[00:33:42] Yes, you did.
[00:33:43] With Lou Rawls.
[00:33:44] With Lou Rawls.
[00:33:44] Little drummer boy.
[00:33:45] Yeah.
[00:33:46] You know what I told her?
[00:33:51] Listen, you know what came to me?
[00:33:52] What?
[00:33:52] You're going to laugh.
[00:33:53] All right.
[00:33:54] Little drummer boy.
[00:33:55] Yeah.
[00:33:57] Now, I know the wise men.
[00:33:59] Where they at?
[00:34:00] To see Jesus.
[00:34:01] You know, because they brought gold, frankincense, and murk.
[00:34:04] And I had to laugh, because I never read in the Bible, though, what a little drummer boy
[00:34:08] that was there.
[00:34:09] But in his lyrics, he claimed he played the drum for Jesus.
[00:34:13] He said, so I played my drum for him.
[00:34:18] He said, I had no gift to bring, right?
[00:34:20] Right.
[00:34:20] And then he said, Mary nodded.
[00:34:23] So he lying on Mary, too, because I ain't never seen a little drummer boy play drum for
[00:34:27] Jesus.
[00:34:28] So you think it's another kind of like biblical story that's been...
[00:34:32] I think that...
[00:34:33] I never read in the Bible where a little boy was there with the drums.
[00:34:37] Okay.
[00:34:37] That's what I'm saying.
[00:34:38] But I think it's a hyperbole...
[00:34:40] Is that the word?
[00:34:41] Hyperbole?
[00:34:42] Somebody wrote it?
[00:34:43] Right.
[00:34:43] In jest.
[00:34:44] Like, if they imagined...
[00:34:46] Right.
[00:34:46] ...if they were there.
[00:34:47] Right.
[00:34:48] Right.
[00:34:48] So when I thought about that, I cracked up because I'm like, he lying.
[00:34:52] But I know he's not, you know...
[00:34:53] Right, right, right.
[00:34:54] I know he's in jest.
[00:34:55] Right.
[00:34:55] So it's almost like he was imagining if he was there.
[00:34:58] If he was there.
[00:34:59] If he was a little drummer boy.
[00:35:00] Right.
[00:35:01] So you go over there...
[00:35:02] But I never thought about it like that, though.
[00:35:04] Think about it.
[00:35:04] You never thought about it.
[00:35:05] Did he really see Jesus?
[00:35:06] Well, again, like you have talked about Adam and Eve in the garden.
[00:35:10] Right.
[00:35:10] I never saw an apple when I reread it either in the Bible either.
[00:35:14] Never saw it, brother.
[00:35:15] But I never thought about it.
[00:35:16] I just always listened to the song.
[00:35:18] Think about it.
[00:35:18] Things that make you go, hmm.
[00:35:23] So Christmas song, what was yours again?
[00:35:25] The Little Drummer Boy by Lou Rawls.
[00:35:28] So mine is, what's his name?
[00:35:31] Hang on the mistletoe.
[00:35:33] Donnie Hathaway?
[00:35:34] Yeah.
[00:35:35] This Christmas.
[00:35:37] Yeah, man.
[00:35:39] Quote of the day.
[00:35:40] Okay.
[00:35:40] I like quotes of the day.
[00:35:41] So let me get this right.
[00:35:42] And then I quote,
[00:35:43] The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
[00:35:51] And quote Mahatma Gandhi.
[00:35:54] Wow, the famous Gandhi said that.
[00:35:57] That's true.
[00:35:58] So judging the United States.
[00:36:00] They really love them in Mongolia.
[00:36:02] So judging, yeah, some of them they worship.
[00:36:05] Because it's more animals than there is people.
[00:36:08] Some places, right.
[00:36:09] In some parts of India, you better not mess with a cow.
[00:36:12] Exactly.
[00:36:12] Yeah, knock your head off.
[00:36:14] About a cow.
[00:36:15] Right.
[00:36:15] Knock your head clean off.
[00:36:17] Yeah, but see for us, they taste steaks.
[00:36:19] Right.
[00:36:19] Yeah, they're hamburgers.
[00:36:23] To them, they gods.
[00:36:24] Medium web.
[00:36:25] Medium web.
[00:36:25] To them, they gods.
[00:36:26] To us, hamburgers.
[00:36:27] Hamburger.
[00:36:28] Two different perspectives.
[00:36:29] That's right.
[00:36:30] It's all in how you look at it.
[00:36:34] Right before we move.
[00:36:35] So based off that, of what Gandhi said, how would you rate the United States?
[00:36:42] Oh.
[00:36:44] We got peed up, right?
[00:36:47] I would say animals here are treated better than people in some cases.
[00:36:52] In some instances, right?
[00:36:54] Wow.
[00:36:54] Yeah.
[00:36:54] That's interesting.
[00:36:55] I would say we lead the way in that regard.
[00:36:58] There's animals that have insurance on them.
[00:37:00] But then again, it depends on what animal it is.
[00:37:02] Because certain animals, we hunt and kill and destroy.
[00:37:05] There are animals that have insurance on them.
[00:37:08] And there are humans that don't have insurance.
[00:37:10] Facts.
[00:37:10] Yes.
[00:37:11] They can take them to the vet, and they got insurance.
[00:37:13] They haven't insurance.
[00:37:13] So they got, they covered the copain.
[00:37:15] Understood.
[00:37:17] Humans, they got to go down to the fruit plant.
[00:37:19] Right.
[00:37:20] Where they ain't get, the Novocaine ain't pure.
[00:37:22] They got to pull you too.
[00:37:23] You're going to feel some of it.
[00:37:25] This ain't pure.
[00:37:26] It's water, Doc.
[00:37:29] We're not hurt.
[00:37:32] No.
[00:37:33] Just a little bit.
[00:37:35] You're going to feel a little tug.
[00:37:36] What are they going to tell you?
[00:37:36] You're going to feel a little pressure.
[00:37:37] You got to feel a little pressure.
[00:37:39] Now, Doc, I hear my jaw cracking.
[00:37:43] Oh, my goodness.
[00:37:45] All right.
[00:37:45] Chess segment.
[00:37:46] Chess segment.
[00:37:47] All right.
[00:37:47] The word checkmate in chess comes from the Persian phrase shamat, which means the king
[00:37:52] is dead.
[00:37:53] Wow.
[00:37:55] Just kind of, I played John.
[00:37:57] Oh, boy.
[00:37:58] You must have won.
[00:38:01] That's why you brought this up.
[00:38:02] Last seven out of eight games.
[00:38:03] You must have won.
[00:38:04] Last seven out of eight games.
[00:38:05] That's why you brought it in self.
[00:38:06] The king is dead.
[00:38:08] You see that?
[00:38:08] Seven out of eight times.
[00:38:09] Oh, my goodness.
[00:38:10] Shot mat.
[00:38:11] John, if you're hearing this.
[00:38:12] Shot mat.
[00:38:12] He's saying shot mat to you, my brother.
[00:38:15] The king is dead.
[00:38:15] The king is dead.
[00:38:15] Seven out of eight times.
[00:38:16] Oh, my goodness.
[00:38:18] All right.
[00:38:18] So how are your overall record against John?
[00:38:20] Oh, I'm under 500 still, but I'm coming back.
[00:38:24] Okay.
[00:38:24] Yeah.
[00:38:25] All right.
[00:38:25] Red flag segment.
[00:38:26] Red flags.
[00:38:26] What to do if you find out your dinner party hosts are cannibals?
[00:38:32] Yeah.
[00:38:33] Shut the party down.
[00:38:36] It's no party.
[00:38:37] It's over.
[00:38:39] Get out.
[00:38:43] After party and heart fried chicken for all of y'all.
[00:38:48] Go.
[00:38:52] The party is over, brother, because you won't be hungry here.
[00:38:57] You will be still hungry here.
[00:39:00] I'll shoot every last one of y'all before you bite on me.
[00:39:03] Don't bite me.
[00:39:05] All right.
[00:39:05] Would you eat a hot dog made of human meat?
[00:39:09] No.
[00:39:09] For $1 million.
[00:39:10] Wait.
[00:39:48] Wait.
[00:39:49] I said no.
[00:39:50] Wait.
[00:39:51] Wait.
[00:39:56] Oh, my God.
[00:39:57] Right.
[00:39:58] All right.
[00:39:59] Wait a minute.
[00:40:01] All right, bro.
[00:40:06] The final sports.
[00:40:08] Oh.
[00:40:09] The final drive sports.
[00:40:25] Stepping.
[00:40:27] Oh, my goodness.
[00:40:29] Come on.
[00:40:30] All right.
[00:40:31] Okay.
[00:40:32] So this is we're going to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet.
[00:40:37] Okay.
[00:40:37] And you just have to use your proper English Shakespearean voice.
[00:40:42] Wait a minute.
[00:40:44] Romeo.
[00:40:47] Right.
[00:40:48] Yeah.
[00:40:48] Well, however you want to do it.
[00:40:49] I'm trying to see.
[00:40:49] What does Romeo say, though?
[00:40:51] See, that's what Juliet says.
[00:40:52] Well, you're Juliet.
[00:40:55] I'm Juliet.
[00:40:56] Yeah, you're Juliet.
[00:40:56] Well, I got to be Juliet, man.
[00:40:58] You know.
[00:40:59] Come on, bro.
[00:41:00] I got to play jokes.
[00:41:01] No, man.
[00:41:02] No, man.
[00:41:03] I'm going to be a masculine Juliet.
[00:41:06] Yeah.
[00:41:06] I'm going to answer masculine.
[00:41:07] Hey, Romeo.
[00:41:08] What's up?
[00:41:12] I'm a shenanigans Juliet.
[00:41:14] I'm going to be a shenanigans Juliet.
[00:41:18] Okay.
[00:41:18] All right.
[00:41:20] All right.
[00:41:21] This is Shakespearean scene, Romeo and Juliet, act two, scene two.
[00:41:27] All right.
[00:41:28] So I started that.
[00:41:29] Yes.
[00:41:33] Oh, my goodness.
[00:41:34] Oh, Romeo, Romeo.
[00:41:36] Where you at, Romeo?
[00:41:39] Did thou not father and refuse thy night?
[00:41:41] Or if thou will not, be but sworn, my love, and I no longer be a Capulet.
[00:41:52] Shall I hear more?
[00:41:53] Or shall I speak of this?
[00:41:56] Tis but thy name that is my enemy.
[00:42:01] Thou art thyself, thou art not a burnt talk.
[00:42:04] Is that right?
[00:42:05] What's a burnt talk?
[00:42:07] I don't know, man.
[00:42:09] It is not a hand, nor a foot, nor a arm, nor a face, nor any other part belonging to a man.
[00:42:15] Oh, be some other name.
[00:42:18] What's in the name that which we call the rose?
[00:42:21] By any other name will smell as sweet.
[00:42:25] Send me Cody.
[00:42:26] Oh.
[00:42:28] Oh.
[00:42:29] Oh.
[00:42:34] Let's go through this.
[00:42:45] Oh.
[00:42:46] All right.
[00:42:47] Shenan, they will read that.
[00:42:48] So, Romeo would.
[00:42:51] What he dot, Romeo count, retain that dear perfection, which he owns without that title.
[00:42:58] Romeo, doth thy name.
[00:43:01] And for that name, which is no part of thee, take all myself.
[00:43:06] I take thee, if thy word.
[00:43:09] Call me but love, and I will be baptized henceforth and never be called Romeo.
[00:43:14] Why you sound like an Italian mobster, Romeo?
[00:43:18] Why you sound like that?
[00:43:20] Why you sound like you got the six shoot on your hip?
[00:43:24] All right.
[00:43:24] Oh, boy.
[00:43:25] Say, I can't do.
[00:43:26] The sex doctor.
[00:43:27] Slow down.
[00:43:27] The sex.
[00:43:28] It's segment after this, and y'all.
[00:43:30] We hit y'all with moly wop after moly wop on this show.
[00:43:33] God, I know you're wiping tears out your head, because I'm wiping them out of mine.
[00:43:38] If you're listening to this and you're crying, yeah, somebody cut the onions.
[00:43:43] The sex doctor segment up.
[00:43:45] Oh, Lance.
[00:43:52] Swallowing instead of spitting can cause you to live longer because semen has anti-aging properties.
[00:44:00] Oh.
[00:44:00] Hey, that's just a sexual fact.
[00:44:02] Ladies.
[00:44:03] Ladies.
[00:44:05] You really need to live longer.
[00:44:08] You really can use those anti-aging properties.
[00:44:11] Hey, I recommend swallowing.
[00:44:14] Just for you guys.
[00:44:16] All right, Rick.
[00:44:18] That's his Q&A again.
[00:44:20] Now, this is the animal edition.
[00:44:24] Okay.
[00:44:25] So, first question is, what fish can walk on land?
[00:44:32] Oh, man.
[00:44:34] I don't know.
[00:44:35] I don't know.
[00:44:35] You got me.
[00:44:35] It's called a mud skipper.
[00:44:38] And they really exist.
[00:44:39] Yes.
[00:44:39] It's called a mud skipper.
[00:44:40] All right.
[00:44:41] All right.
[00:44:42] What animal is immune to snake venom?
[00:44:45] The ricketyky tabby.
[00:44:48] What's his name?
[00:44:51] He called him ricketyky tabby, but his animal was he was a quick.
[00:44:58] Golly.
[00:44:59] Oh.
[00:45:01] Oh.
[00:45:02] Go ahead.
[00:45:02] Honey bad.
[00:45:03] Honey bad.
[00:45:03] The badger.
[00:45:04] Yes.
[00:45:04] But you don't remember ricketyky tabby?
[00:45:06] Uh-uh.
[00:45:07] Uh-uh.
[00:45:08] Never heard of it.
[00:45:09] That's that song.
[00:45:10] Ricky tinky tabby?
[00:45:11] Yeah.
[00:45:12] Tabby.
[00:45:13] Ricky tinky tabby.
[00:45:14] Yeah.
[00:45:14] He's quick.
[00:45:15] Okay.
[00:45:16] Yeah.
[00:45:17] I have to check that out.
[00:45:17] Mongoose, too.
[00:45:18] I think it was a mongoose.
[00:45:19] Mongoose.
[00:45:20] Aren't they fast?
[00:45:21] One of the first cousins.
[00:45:26] Okay.
[00:45:28] Come on.
[00:45:30] All right.
[00:45:30] What animal lays the larnest egg in the world?
[00:45:35] Uh, anaconda?
[00:45:38] Wrong.
[00:45:38] What?
[00:45:39] Ostrich.
[00:45:40] Okay.
[00:45:41] Last one, Rick.
[00:45:43] Which animal can turn its stomach inside out?
[00:45:48] Kangaroo?
[00:45:50] A starfish.
[00:45:51] Oh.
[00:45:51] Oh, no.
[00:45:52] I got all of them wrong.
[00:45:53] You did all right, Rick.
[00:45:54] No, I didn't.
[00:45:55] I did horrible.
[00:45:57] Sorry, not sorry segment.
[00:45:58] Oh, okay.
[00:45:59] If a female fox dies, her male companion will stay single forever.
[00:46:07] If a male fox dies, his female companion will find another companion right away.
[00:46:12] Oh, that's nasty work.
[00:46:13] See?
[00:46:14] In the fox world.
[00:46:16] That loyalty.
[00:46:17] Make me.
[00:46:18] Oh, man.
[00:46:19] That loyalty ain't there.
[00:46:20] It ain't there.
[00:46:20] Chris Brown said it.
[00:46:21] It ain't there.
[00:46:23] Uh-oh.
[00:46:24] Uh-oh.
[00:46:25] My question.
[00:46:27] Right, breakfast.
[00:46:28] Mm-hmm.
[00:46:28] Which city has no people?
[00:46:32] Uh, I'm going to say.
[00:46:36] You got me.
[00:46:38] Electricity.
[00:46:39] Oh, my goodness.
[00:46:41] My goodness, Gollum.
[00:46:42] Electricity.
[00:46:43] Gollum.
[00:46:45] What is the best of my foy parade?
[00:46:48] Uh, February with a precious.
[00:46:51] March.
[00:46:51] March.
[00:46:52] Oh, I get it.
[00:46:53] Precious.
[00:46:54] What belongs to you?
[00:46:57] You.
[00:47:02] Okay.
[00:47:03] What belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?
[00:47:07] Yeah.
[00:47:10] That's eerily good.
[00:47:13] The Gollum boys.
[00:47:14] I did.
[00:47:15] Really.
[00:47:16] That is eerily good.
[00:47:17] I'm sticking with the question.
[00:47:18] Uh, man.
[00:47:19] I don't know what.
[00:47:20] Your name.
[00:47:22] What belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?
[00:47:26] Your name.
[00:47:26] That's heavy.
[00:47:28] Yeah.
[00:47:28] Wow.
[00:47:29] Because you don't come.
[00:47:30] You don't.
[00:47:31] Oh, my goodness.
[00:47:32] He's in character, y'all.
[00:47:33] What English word has three consecutive double letters?
[00:47:45] Succeed.
[00:47:46] Bookkeeper.
[00:47:47] Bookkeeper.
[00:47:48] Wow.
[00:47:50] K-K-E-E-E.
[00:47:52] That sounds like a spell.
[00:47:54] That sounds like some type of spell.
[00:47:58] All right.
[00:48:00] Tongue twister.
[00:48:01] Say it three times.
[00:48:02] We got to say it three times.
[00:48:03] Okay.
[00:48:03] Mike who is, Mike who is cheese, Harry.
[00:48:07] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:08] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:11] Mike, girl.
[00:48:12] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:13] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:15] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:16] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:16] I don't know what.
[00:48:17] Say it.
[00:48:18] Say it.
[00:48:18] Can you say it?
[00:48:20] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:22] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:28] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:29] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:30] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:33] Mike who cheese, Harry.
[00:48:37] All right.
[00:48:38] Two for there.
[00:48:39] All right.
[00:48:40] You, which one?
[00:48:41] Man, what did I pick last time?
[00:48:44] Give me there.
[00:48:46] Okay.
[00:48:46] Count to 10 with a rhyme.
[00:48:49] So, one, fun, two, three, all right.
[00:49:25] All right.
[00:49:28] Nine, nine, what I said, nine rhymes, 10 men.
[00:49:35] Five, two, yeah.
[00:49:38] Oh, I like that.
[00:49:39] All right.
[00:49:40] All right.
[00:49:42] Mr. Precious, Luke, Precious, do not underestimate the powers of the emperor, Luke.
[00:49:52] Mr. Precious, my precious, oh, suffer your father's fate, you will.
[00:49:57] Luke.
[00:49:58] When gone I am, the last of the Jedi will be you, be, do we?
[00:50:05] Force one strong in your family, do we?
[00:50:08] Pass on what you have learned, Luke.
[00:50:13] Yoda!
[00:50:14] Yoda.
[00:50:15] Come on.
[00:50:15] All right.
[00:50:16] Fill in the blank.
[00:50:26] Mm-hmm.
[00:50:28] I don't know what they call it.
[00:50:30] Proctologist.
[00:50:31] Proctologist.
[00:50:31] Proctologist.
[00:50:31] All right.
[00:50:32] Okay.
[00:50:32] Blank is what you call someone who speaks many languages.
[00:50:36] Bilingual.
[00:50:38] Many languages.
[00:50:39] Many languages.
[00:50:40] Okay.
[00:50:40] No, no.
[00:50:41] Blank is what you call someone who speaks many languages.
[00:50:43] Many languages.
[00:50:44] Jesus.
[00:50:47] I don't know.
[00:50:48] A polygot.
[00:50:49] A polygot.
[00:50:50] Yeah.
[00:50:51] Come on.
[00:50:51] Blank is someone who speaks one language.
[00:50:55] Two languages.
[00:50:57] Bilingual.
[00:50:58] That's bilingual.
[00:50:59] Okay.
[00:51:00] All right.
[00:51:00] Okay.
[00:51:01] Call someone who speaks many languages.
[00:51:03] That would be why I messed up the type of thing.
[00:51:07] Okay.
[00:51:07] I was going to say, yeah.
[00:51:08] I got that one.
[00:51:09] Yeah.
[00:51:09] Hey.
[00:51:09] Hey.
[00:51:10] Hey.
[00:51:11] Hey, buddy.
[00:51:12] Hey, buddy.
[00:51:13] Get out of here, Dewey.
[00:51:13] Get out of here, Dewey.
[00:51:15] Never have an ever segment.
[00:51:16] Okay.
[00:51:18] All right.
[00:51:18] Okay.
[00:51:19] All right.
[00:51:19] It puts the lotion in the basket.
[00:51:22] All right.
[00:51:22] With the silence of the land.
[00:51:24] For yes.
[00:51:24] For yes.
[00:51:25] And how you doing, Norbit?
[00:51:27] How you doing?
[00:51:28] For no.
[00:51:28] All right.
[00:51:29] Yeah.
[00:51:29] Never have I ever kissed more than one person in 24 hours.
[00:51:33] It puts the lotion in the basket.
[00:51:36] So that's, yes.
[00:51:38] Okay.
[00:51:39] Never have I ever pranked someone.
[00:51:42] It puts the lotion in the basket.
[00:51:45] Yes.
[00:51:47] All right.
[00:51:49] Never have I ever regifted a gift.
[00:51:53] How you doing?
[00:51:54] How?
[00:51:55] How you doing?
[00:51:56] It puts the lotion in the basket.
[00:51:59] In the basket.
[00:52:00] Never have I ever driven over a curve.
[00:52:02] He puts the lotion in the basket.
[00:52:06] Black folk segment.
[00:52:07] All right.
[00:52:08] What are some things that black people do before a fight?
[00:52:12] Take off their earrings.
[00:52:16] Turn their hat backwards.
[00:52:17] Turn their hat backwards.
[00:52:18] Yeah.
[00:52:18] Bite their bottom lip.
[00:52:19] Yeah.
[00:52:22] Threaten to kill you.
[00:52:23] Threaten to kill you.
[00:52:24] Yeah.
[00:52:25] Uh-uh.
[00:52:25] Watch this.
[00:52:26] Tell somebody I'll be back.
[00:52:27] I'll be back.
[00:52:31] I was going to say, wait a minute.
[00:52:32] Wait a minute.
[00:52:33] Yeah.
[00:52:34] All of that.
[00:52:34] Get my brother.
[00:52:35] Right.
[00:52:35] Right.
[00:52:37] Versus segment.
[00:52:38] Okay.
[00:52:39] On one island, who would win?
[00:52:41] King Kong or Godzilla or the Predator?
[00:52:44] Listen.
[00:52:46] I'm going to just keep it a buck with you right now.
[00:52:49] I would love to pick King Kong.
[00:52:54] And the Predator doesn't stand a chance against neither one of them.
[00:52:57] You think so?
[00:52:58] Because Godzilla will beat the hell out of both of them.
[00:53:01] The reason I say that is because I got receipts.
[00:53:03] In both movies, in King Kong and Godzilla, when they was down, when they went head to head,
[00:53:08] Godzilla got him, brother.
[00:53:10] In the water, he got him.
[00:53:12] On land, he got him.
[00:53:13] And you think the Predator couldn't?
[00:53:15] With his weapon?
[00:53:15] Well, he'd have to self-destruct.
[00:53:18] You know, he got that where he's like.
[00:53:29] When we did that at the end of the time.
[00:53:45] So, listen.
[00:53:46] Let me tell you something.
[00:53:47] There's dynamics, which I don't want to go into the dynamics.
[00:53:50] Raw form, Godzilla.
[00:53:52] He whooped him, dude, twice.
[00:53:54] Listen, on the water, he had poor King Kong climbing up on a ship, throwing up part of
[00:54:00] the ocean.
[00:54:01] He was like, get me up out of here, somebody.
[00:54:04] Cow or the cat.
[00:54:05] I'd never seen King Kong like that.
[00:54:08] Godzilla was on his helmet, bro.
[00:54:10] And I felt sorry.
[00:54:11] I'm like, oh.
[00:54:11] He probably would just use his fire just to burn the Predator, too.
[00:54:16] Yeah.
[00:54:17] He'd do him.
[00:54:18] Yeah.
[00:54:19] But Godzilla hands down.
[00:54:20] Okay.
[00:54:21] Okay.
[00:54:21] Who you got?
[00:54:23] I'm going with the Predator just because of the...
[00:54:26] How?
[00:54:28] There's nothing he has that can mess with either one of them.
[00:54:32] He'd be like invisibles, you know, striking them with that, with that, you know, that laser
[00:54:37] coming out and they wouldn't even see it.
[00:54:39] Well, Godzilla can spray, just turn in a circle and spray fire.
[00:54:43] I'm sure.
[00:54:43] Okay.
[00:54:44] He'll recover them then.
[00:54:45] Oh, there you are.
[00:54:47] Piece of bacon.
[00:54:49] Predator bacon.
[00:54:53] That's how that tastes.
[00:54:54] Predator bacon.
[00:54:58] All right.
[00:54:58] Okay.
[00:54:59] All right.
[00:54:59] All right.
[00:54:59] Last one.
[00:55:01] Oh, boy.
[00:55:01] Okay.
[00:55:02] This was the San Francisco 49ers injury report for Thursday game versus the Rams.
[00:55:09] Are we doing this again?
[00:55:11] Yes.
[00:55:11] Okay.
[00:55:12] Okay.
[00:55:12] I guess I got to go on.
[00:55:14] Okay.
[00:55:14] Who was...
[00:55:16] This is the injury report.
[00:55:17] Mm-hmm.
[00:55:18] They got hurt.
[00:55:19] They got hurt.
[00:55:20] They hurt it one another.
[00:55:21] They hurt our guys.
[00:55:22] They hurt it one another.
[00:55:24] Mm-hmm.
[00:55:26] Mm-hmm.
[00:55:36] Mm-hmm.
[00:55:40] Come on.
[00:55:41] Okay.
[00:55:42] First one is Ben Bartsch.
[00:55:44] Oh, Ben Bartsch.
[00:55:45] He's an old lamb.
[00:55:47] Oh, hey, y'all.
[00:55:48] Mm-hmm.
[00:55:48] Ankle.
[00:55:49] His ankle.
[00:55:50] He twists his ankle.
[00:55:51] The ankle.
[00:55:52] He's out.
[00:55:53] Well, what about Nick Bosa?
[00:55:55] You know, I heard they call him the bear.
[00:55:57] But he has a hip oblique muscle.
[00:55:59] You know, bears get bad hips, too.
[00:56:01] I know, but that's questionable.
[00:56:03] Bears are questionable.
[00:56:04] Nick Bosa.
[00:56:05] Mm-hmm.
[00:56:06] Hip oblique.
[00:56:07] Trent Williams.
[00:56:07] You know, I saw him that he been out.
[00:56:09] He's a lieutenant or is he a left tackle?
[00:56:15] Mm-hmm.
[00:56:15] Lieutenant left tackle.
[00:56:17] That sounds good to me.
[00:56:18] With a bad ankle.
[00:56:19] With a bad ankle.
[00:56:20] That might kind of hinder him, though.
[00:56:22] Mm-hmm.
[00:56:22] His plant foot.
[00:56:23] Especially if it's his plant foot.
[00:56:25] I know.
[00:56:26] But take this one out.
[00:56:28] Sam, okay, I knew you.
[00:56:30] Uh-uh.
[00:56:31] Did you know him?
[00:56:31] His wrist.
[00:56:32] How long have you known him?
[00:56:33] I have not met him yet.
[00:56:35] Is his wrist broke?
[00:56:36] But his wrist is broke.
[00:56:37] I wonder why his wrist is broke.
[00:56:39] You know, both my wrists.
[00:56:40] They say, uh-oh, who's calling?
[00:56:42] Who's calling?
[00:56:43] Who's calling?
[00:56:43] We got to call him back.
[00:56:44] Somebody calling.
[00:56:46] Let me call you.
[00:56:46] Well, Sam with a DL, he is probable, but I don't think he's going to make it.
[00:56:50] Oh, well, you know what?
[00:56:51] Malik Mustafa.
[00:56:53] Malik?
[00:56:53] I like Mustafa.
[00:56:54] That's a strong name.
[00:56:55] It's a S.
[00:56:56] What that mean?
[00:56:58] Safety.
[00:56:59] Not being sexy.
[00:57:00] Safety.
[00:57:01] Mm-hmm.
[00:57:01] Sexy chest.
[00:57:02] Yes.
[00:57:03] He got sexy chest.
[00:57:04] He got sexy shoulders.
[00:57:05] And he out.
[00:57:06] And he out.
[00:57:07] With all that sexiness.
[00:57:08] He don't need to be out.
[00:57:08] That is out.
[00:57:10] He don't need to be out.
[00:57:12] Why is he out?
[00:57:13] Why is he out?
[00:57:13] Sexy jacket.
[00:57:14] Sexy jacket.
[00:57:29] Sexy jacket.
[00:57:30] Sexy jacket.
[00:57:30] Sexy jacket.
[00:57:31] Hey, this is On and Off the Field, sports podcasting with a purpose.
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[00:57:36] Rest assured, this is your boy, Coach Boston, a.k.a.
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[00:57:45] Coach, episode 33.
[00:57:47] We out.
[00:57:47] Yeah, we out of here.
[00:57:48] Peace.
[00:57:49] Peace.