Episode 30: Daiginjo

[00:00:00] Episode number 30

[00:00:03] Diaginjo

[00:00:03] That sound like something Japanese

[00:00:08] Diaginjo

[00:00:11] Like he cussing him out

[00:00:14] Diaginjo, Diaginjo

[00:00:15] What does it mean?

[00:00:19] It's a type of sake

[00:00:22] That must be a violent type of sake

[00:00:24] You must get violent when you drink that sake

[00:00:27] Nah it's smooth

[00:00:28] What'd you say? Diaginjo

[00:00:29] After you take every shot

[00:00:33] Oh

[00:00:33] Diaginjo

[00:00:34] Get out of here Dewey

[00:00:38] You don't want the Diaginjo Dewey

[00:00:42] Get out of here Dewey

[00:00:43] The Diaginjo is too strong for you Dewey

[00:00:46] Will it give me a hangover?

[00:00:48] No it won't Dewey

[00:00:50] It's actually better for you Dewey

[00:00:52] It sounds rough

[00:00:54] But it's actually good for you Dewey

[00:00:56] I think I want some of that Diaginjo

[00:00:57] We had a conversation though

[00:00:59] About I never had sake

[00:01:01] Right

[00:01:02] I've heard about it

[00:01:05] I've heard

[00:01:06] From my Japanese clients

[00:01:09] And the ones that I've had

[00:01:11] Have been totally different

[00:01:12] Than the ones that I've had here in America

[00:01:15] At restaurants

[00:01:16] Or you know Asian restaurants

[00:01:18] And then out of those Sakes

[00:01:21] Diaginjo Sake is my favorite Sake

[00:01:24] Is that the one you told me we was gonna drink?

[00:01:26] Yes that's a good one

[00:01:27] That's a really good one

[00:01:28] Good taste

[00:01:28] So where do you get that from?

[00:01:31] They get it from Tokyo

[00:01:32] When they go back

[00:01:33] Locally where do you get it from?

[00:01:35] Locally I can't find it

[00:01:37] If you would have to get it from like a liquor warehouse

[00:01:39] Or some sort of special store that orders it

[00:01:42] So how are we gonna

[00:01:42] When are we gonna drink it?

[00:01:44] They went to Tokyo and brought some back

[00:01:45] Oh okay

[00:01:47] Yeah

[00:01:47] Cool

[00:01:48] Okay cool

[00:01:49] Diaginjo

[00:01:50] Alright

[00:01:50] It has nothing to do with the show

[00:01:52] But I just said what the hell

[00:01:55] So

[00:01:57] Alright last week

[00:01:58] Yeah yeah

[00:01:59] See I think

[00:02:00] We talked about that last week

[00:02:02] Again

[00:02:02] We were gonna find out about it

[00:02:03] Right

[00:02:03] And we discussed

[00:02:06] Where we found it in Isaiah

[00:02:07] Right

[00:02:08] Right

[00:02:08] What was it?

[00:02:11] Cause we was on the phone talking about it

[00:02:13] Right

[00:02:13] Was it in

[00:02:14] I think it was Isaiah 52

[00:02:18] Oh wait a minute

[00:02:19] First

[00:02:19] Yes

[00:02:20] It was Isaiah 52

[00:02:22] Right

[00:02:22] To see an eye to eye thing

[00:02:23] Right

[00:02:24] Right

[00:02:24] So we

[00:02:25] That's crazy

[00:02:26] And then I brought up

[00:02:28] Remember when I told you that anything in the Old Testament

[00:02:31] You always have a parallel in the New Testament

[00:02:34] Right

[00:02:34] So the equal to Isaiah 52

[00:02:37] And eight

[00:02:38] Seven or eight

[00:02:38] Which one it was

[00:02:39] But in the book of Acts chapter two

[00:02:42] Uh huh

[00:02:42] Is when God sent the spirit

[00:02:44] So then we have an understanding

[00:02:46] Now we see eye to eye

[00:02:48] Once we're endowed with God's presence

[00:02:50] I got you

[00:02:50] Now we understand what God understands

[00:02:52] Right

[00:02:52] So in a sense we see eye to eye

[00:02:54] See eye to eye with God

[00:02:54] Right

[00:02:55] Right

[00:02:55] Because we understand

[00:02:56] Wow

[00:02:56] So Jesus promised that in John 14

[00:02:58] Facts

[00:02:59] Uh huh

[00:02:59] Facts

[00:03:00] So that was

[00:03:01] I thought that

[00:03:02] You know I had to like

[00:03:03] Well we had to get deep

[00:03:04] You know sometimes

[00:03:06] When you research stuff

[00:03:08] It's always good

[00:03:10] To check

[00:03:11] Uh huh

[00:03:11] Because just because something is printed on the internet

[00:03:14] Doesn't mean that it's facts

[00:03:15] Right

[00:03:15] And I like how

[00:03:17] Uh to agree completely

[00:03:19] To have a mutual understanding

[00:03:20] To be of the same opinion

[00:03:23] Yes

[00:03:24] Yes

[00:03:25] That and the Bible says in Acts

[00:03:27] That they were of one mind

[00:03:28] Right

[00:03:29] And one accord

[00:03:30] Right

[00:03:30] They were

[00:03:31] They were of the same spirit

[00:03:32] Same spirit

[00:03:32] So there it is

[00:03:33] Right

[00:03:33] That's when you see eye to eye

[00:03:35] Yes

[00:03:36] Yeah

[00:03:36] So it it it it let me say this

[00:03:38] And we'll move on

[00:03:39] If when we see eye to eye with God

[00:03:41] We'll see eye to eye with each other

[00:03:44] That would be the

[00:03:45] That would be a

[00:03:46] That would be right

[00:03:47] Yeah

[00:03:47] Okay

[00:03:47] Yeah that was good

[00:03:49] Post career athletes

[00:03:50] We talked about that

[00:03:51] Yeah

[00:03:53] I

[00:03:53] This is how it started

[00:03:55] Nick Saban

[00:03:57] Has to be probably

[00:03:58] My

[00:03:59] I never thought I would say this dude

[00:04:00] I'm

[00:04:01] I'm saying it

[00:04:02] And I'm an Auburn fan

[00:04:04] Slightly at this point

[00:04:05] Cause Auburn sucks

[00:04:06] But

[00:04:07] Oh my goodness

[00:04:08] Dumps the juice

[00:04:09] Um

[00:04:09] But I

[00:04:10] Hot dog water

[00:04:11] I

[00:04:12] Facts

[00:04:12] I never thought I'd say this

[00:04:13] Nick Saban on

[00:04:15] Um

[00:04:15] Game day

[00:04:16] Yeah

[00:04:16] Is my favorite analyst on that

[00:04:18] He's loosened up a lot

[00:04:19] What?

[00:04:20] Yeah

[00:04:20] And we talked

[00:04:21] That first after that first game day

[00:04:24] He became a meme of stiffness

[00:04:27] Facts

[00:04:27] You know if you're stiff and yeah he became a meme

[00:04:30] Cause he looked at uh Pat McAfee when he was over there dancing

[00:04:33] He looked at him like you dickhead

[00:04:35] You douchebag

[00:04:37] Are you serious?

[00:04:38] Duh

[00:04:39] Then when they brought the food out

[00:04:40] Right

[00:04:40] He looked at that food like

[00:04:42] You're right

[00:04:43] You see what you see

[00:04:44] Now he eating off of McAfee

[00:04:46] They biting off the same steak

[00:04:47] And they put a

[00:04:48] And he let them put a bobble head on him

[00:04:50] Yeah

[00:04:51] Never thought I'd say

[00:04:52] Never thought I'd say

[00:04:52] So we talked about how he's happier as an uh not coaching

[00:04:57] And I like him better as a as as not like he's not coaching

[00:05:01] Right

[00:05:02] I like him better like that

[00:05:03] As an analyst

[00:05:04] As an analyst dude

[00:05:05] I love him as

[00:05:06] He's loosened up a lot

[00:05:07] A whole lot

[00:05:08] Yeah bro

[00:05:08] And I like where he does the um you know the X's and O's

[00:05:12] But when he's interacting with those guys he's not as stiff as he used to be as when he was a coach when he was on there

[00:05:19] Right

[00:05:20] Yeah

[00:05:20] So then we start talking about a few more athletes that were uh that are happy

[00:05:26] Tom Brady

[00:05:27] Tom Brady

[00:05:27] Goes into broadcasting

[00:05:29] Yeah

[00:05:29] Look how much happy he is

[00:05:31] Talk football

[00:05:32] Have fun

[00:05:33] Talk football

[00:05:34] He got so much peace

[00:05:35] Right

[00:05:35] He got rid of Gisele bro

[00:05:37] That was the piece

[00:05:39] That was the issue

[00:05:40] That was the piece

[00:05:40] Facts

[00:05:41] Ain't that crazy

[00:05:43] And so we named somebody else

[00:05:45] Oh Shaquille O'Neal

[00:05:46] Shaquille O'Neal

[00:05:47] Is living

[00:05:48] Yeah

[00:05:48] The Mannings

[00:05:49] The Mannings

[00:05:50] And I told you about the guy Junior Bridgeman

[00:05:53] Uh huh

[00:05:53] Who played for the uh

[00:05:54] Right

[00:05:55] In the 80s

[00:05:56] Right

[00:05:57] And he's one of the richest athletes in the world

[00:06:00] Right

[00:06:01] Post post post

[00:06:02] Has that you know

[00:06:03] And during his time

[00:06:04] Wow

[00:06:04] Wow

[00:06:04] He made nowhere near what he's making now

[00:06:06] Wow

[00:06:07] Wow

[00:06:07] Wow

[00:06:08] Wow

[00:06:08] Wow

[00:06:09] Yeah

[00:06:10] But can we get the theme music

[00:06:11] Theme music get on man

[00:06:13] Theme music get on

[00:06:14] Yeah

[00:06:14] Cool

[00:06:15] Here we go

[00:06:16] What up coach this episode number 30

[00:06:18] Welcome to On and Off the Field Sports Podcast

[00:06:21] And with a purpose we got your On and Field Coach

[00:06:23] Rest assured this is your boy Coach Boston

[00:06:25] A.K.A. Stilling Nation since 1976

[00:06:27] And you got your off the field Coach

[00:06:29] It's

[00:06:29] You better live

[00:06:31] You know what

[00:06:31] Yoda

[00:06:32] The infamous

[00:06:32] Since 1968

[00:06:35] The infamous

[00:06:36] What did you do coach

[00:06:37] What did you do coach

[00:06:38] We in the building

[00:06:40] Daigenjo

[00:06:40] Da

[00:06:42] Daigenjo

[00:06:43] Daigenjo

[00:06:45] Daigenjo

[00:06:46] All right

[00:06:47] It's like when you drink that

[00:06:50] Daigenjo

[00:06:51] If we ever get sake

[00:06:52] You know I'm gonna be saying it right

[00:06:55] You better daigenjo

[00:06:57] Daigenjo

[00:06:58] All right

[00:06:59] So we got it

[00:07:00] We're doing the prayer thing right

[00:07:01] We got to open up with prayer

[00:07:03] Yeah let's do the prayer

[00:07:04] We got to open up

[00:07:04] So let me turn the theme music down

[00:07:06] Oops

[00:07:07] Let me turn the theme music down

[00:07:09] So we can open up with a word of prayer

[00:07:13] You ready?

[00:07:15] Our Father

[00:07:17] Which art in heaven

[00:07:18] Hallowed be thy name

[00:07:20] Thy kingdom come

[00:07:22] Let your will be done

[00:07:24] In earth

[00:07:25] As it is in heaven

[00:07:26] Give us day by day

[00:07:28] Our daily bread

[00:07:29] And forgive us our trespasses

[00:07:31] As we forgive those who trespass against us

[00:07:33] Lead us not into temptation

[00:07:36] But deliver us from the evil one

[00:07:38] For yours is the kingdom

[00:07:39] The power and the glory

[00:07:41] Forever and ever

[00:07:42] Amen

[00:07:42] Amen

[00:07:44] That is a serious

[00:07:45] Listen you know that's the model prayer

[00:07:48] Yeah

[00:07:48] Do you know that's the model prayer?

[00:07:51] We talked about that in the

[00:07:53] In the

[00:07:55] One episode

[00:07:55] Yeah we did

[00:07:58] Yeah

[00:07:58] How to pray

[00:07:59] That was one of the Yoda moments

[00:08:00] It was

[00:08:01] Yeah

[00:08:01] And that's powerful

[00:08:04] Right

[00:08:04] For him to put that prayer

[00:08:06] Yeah

[00:08:08] It's deep

[00:08:09] I like that you

[00:08:10] You implemented that

[00:08:12] I pledge allegiance

[00:08:13] To the flag

[00:08:14] Of the United States of America

[00:08:17] And to the Republic

[00:08:18] A nation

[00:08:21] Under God

[00:08:22] Indivisible

[00:08:23] With liberty

[00:08:24] And justice for all

[00:08:27] Now let's laugh

[00:08:28] Now let's laugh

[00:08:29] Okay alright

[00:08:29] Clash clown segment

[00:08:32] Alright

[00:08:33] Your mama so stupid

[00:08:35] That you know

[00:08:37] She put two quarters in her ears

[00:08:39] And thought she was listening to 50 cents

[00:08:42] Stupid dude

[00:08:45] Your mama so ugly

[00:08:46] How ugly is she?

[00:08:48] She scared the shit out of the toilet

[00:08:50] Oh

[00:08:51] Oh no

[00:08:55] No dude

[00:08:58] Oh

[00:08:59] Four gay

[00:09:00] Oh man

[00:09:01] Four gay guys

[00:09:03] Are sitting in the jacuzzi

[00:09:05] When all of a sudden

[00:09:06] A condom starts floating

[00:09:09] And one of the gay guys

[00:09:10] Turns around and asks

[00:09:13] Who farted?

[00:09:14] Oh no man

[00:09:18] Nah man

[00:09:19] I can't handle that man

[00:09:22] What do you call a cow with no legs?

[00:09:24] Go ahead

[00:09:25] What you call it?

[00:09:26] Oh my goodness

[00:09:28] When you're feeling kinda sick

[00:09:29] Sick

[00:09:30] Uh uh

[00:09:30] Here we go

[00:09:31] When you're feeling kinda sick

[00:09:33] And you need a toilet quick

[00:09:34] Diarrhea

[00:09:35] Plop plop diarrhea

[00:09:38] The Dallas Cowboys are opening a victorious secret

[00:09:41] Inside the Cowboy Stadium

[00:09:43] Making it easier for players to change their panties

[00:09:46] Between drives

[00:09:46] Oh my goodness

[00:09:48] What do you call a black archaeologist?

[00:09:50] What?

[00:09:51] A digger

[00:09:59] Alright

[00:10:00] New segment

[00:10:01] Alright this is our new segment

[00:10:03] It's called Huddle Up for Her

[00:10:04] Alright

[00:10:05] So

[00:10:06] We're gonna talk football

[00:10:07] Right

[00:10:07] And explain the intricacies

[00:10:09] Yes

[00:10:10] How to be a fan

[00:10:11] Of football

[00:10:12] A legitimate fan

[00:10:14] A legitimate fan

[00:10:14] Not just cause of the uniform color

[00:10:16] How to understand the game

[00:10:17] I think

[00:10:18] For women that don't

[00:10:20] Like football

[00:10:21] I think if you understood

[00:10:22] Some of the

[00:10:23] Behind the scenes stuff

[00:10:25] Some of the

[00:10:26] What they call

[00:10:28] Idiosyncrasies

[00:10:29] Uh huh

[00:10:29] You would start to enjoy the game

[00:10:31] A little bit better

[00:10:32] Okay

[00:10:32] Alright

[00:10:33] So we're just gonna talk about

[00:10:35] Starting out

[00:10:36] Let's talk about

[00:10:36] First thing you need to choose

[00:10:38] Is a college team

[00:10:39] And a pro team

[00:10:41] Okay

[00:10:41] So you know

[00:10:42] How would you go about

[00:10:43] Choosing your team

[00:10:45] That's what you need to think about

[00:10:46] Now as a female

[00:10:48] What is it that would

[00:10:50] Bind you with that team

[00:10:51] Well let me say this

[00:10:52] Here's some factors

[00:10:53] That contribute to

[00:10:55] I think

[00:10:56] Picking your team

[00:10:57] Right

[00:10:57] Region

[00:10:58] Where you live

[00:10:58] Right regions

[00:11:00] Yeah

[00:11:00] That's a big one

[00:11:01] Big

[00:11:01] That's huge

[00:11:01] That's a big one

[00:11:02] You're almost duty bound

[00:11:05] If you're living in a certain region

[00:11:07] To root for a team

[00:11:08] Right

[00:11:08] Like if you live in

[00:11:09] Anywhere in the Dallas Texas area

[00:11:11] Like come on

[00:11:12] You gotta be a Cowboys fan

[00:11:13] You tell somebody

[00:11:14] You're a Philadelphia Eagles fan

[00:11:17] And you live in Dallas

[00:11:18] Right

[00:11:18] What

[00:11:18] Right

[00:11:19] They gonna toilet paper your house

[00:11:20] But

[00:11:21] That's the beauty

[00:11:23] Of being a fan

[00:11:24] And keeping your

[00:11:25] And repping your team

[00:11:26] You might be the only

[00:11:28] Eagles fan in Dallas

[00:11:29] And you wanna rep that

[00:11:30] With a badge of courage

[00:11:32] That's true

[00:11:32] But it's rare

[00:11:34] It is rare

[00:11:35] It contributes to you

[00:11:36] Picking your team

[00:11:36] Right

[00:11:37] So when you

[00:11:38] Whatever you pick your team is

[00:11:40] You wanna make sure that

[00:11:41] Let's say ladies

[00:11:41] You're not in the region

[00:11:43] Where your team is

[00:11:44] You gotta stand strong

[00:11:45] And rep your team

[00:11:46] That's true

[00:11:47] So

[00:11:48] When choosing your team

[00:11:49] Is region yes

[00:11:51] But

[00:11:52] Make sure that

[00:11:52] It's just something

[00:11:53] That's gonna tie you

[00:11:54] Yeah

[00:11:54] And then you know

[00:11:57] Some people are

[00:11:58] Offensive

[00:11:59] Some people are

[00:12:01] More privy toward offense

[00:12:02] Some people like defense

[00:12:03] Yeah

[00:12:03] Like some people love defense

[00:12:05] Right

[00:12:05] And there are certain women

[00:12:06] And they love defense

[00:12:07] Right

[00:12:08] So you pick your

[00:12:09] That contributes too

[00:12:10] Sure

[00:12:11] That's known for defense

[00:12:12] Right

[00:12:13] Right

[00:12:14] You know

[00:12:14] So a lot of that factors in

[00:12:16] Sure

[00:12:17] And then you know

[00:12:18] Yes

[00:12:19] Well that's how

[00:12:20] That's how I got my team

[00:12:21] Well we know how you

[00:12:22] Yeah

[00:12:22] Yeah

[00:12:23] Yeah

[00:12:25] But that's like way down the line though

[00:12:27] Colors

[00:12:28] But if you

[00:12:29] To be a legitimate fan

[00:12:30] But if you like that

[00:12:31] If you like that team

[00:12:32] Because of the colors

[00:12:33] And that color

[00:12:33] Is what stays the same

[00:12:35] It could be something

[00:12:36] That binds you

[00:12:37] It could be

[00:12:38] It could bind you

[00:12:39] But I think like

[00:12:41] Like a legitimate fan

[00:12:42] You know you gotta

[00:12:44] Become familiar with

[00:12:46] The quarterback

[00:12:47] Or familiar

[00:12:48] Sure

[00:12:48] You know what I mean

[00:12:49] Sure

[00:12:49] You know a real

[00:12:50] A real die hard fan

[00:12:52] You ain't like

[00:12:53] Ladies what we do

[00:12:55] Sometimes

[00:12:55] We actually look

[00:12:56] And I know I do this

[00:12:57] I look at stats

[00:12:59] Right

[00:13:00] You read the articles

[00:13:01] You know to find out

[00:13:02] Who's

[00:13:03] How good he is at passing

[00:13:04] Where's he from

[00:13:05] Right

[00:13:06] You know

[00:13:06] Right

[00:13:07] You know if Tom Brady

[00:13:08] Went to Michigan

[00:13:10] And he's playing against

[00:13:11] Another quarterback

[00:13:12] That went to Michigan

[00:13:13] That's a behind the scenes

[00:13:15] Rivalry that you may

[00:13:16] You may look at

[00:13:18] At the game a little differently

[00:13:19] That's true

[00:13:20] Yeah

[00:13:20] That's true

[00:13:21] That makes sense

[00:13:22] Yeah

[00:13:22] Huh

[00:13:22] So those are things

[00:13:24] That you look at

[00:13:25] And then you pick

[00:13:26] Like understand the penalty

[00:13:27] The rules of it

[00:13:28] Like

[00:13:29] Right

[00:13:29] Find out what simple stuff

[00:13:31] Like when you throw the flag

[00:13:32] Why he threw the flag

[00:13:32] Offside

[00:13:33] Find out what offside is

[00:13:34] Right

[00:13:35] Find out

[00:13:35] And we'll go down

[00:13:36] We'll play

[00:13:37] It's a lot

[00:13:37] Yeah

[00:13:37] So

[00:13:38] But you gotta find out

[00:13:39] The basics though

[00:13:40] Right

[00:13:41] What a first down is

[00:13:42] First down

[00:13:43] Yeah

[00:13:43] Ten yards

[00:13:44] Ten yards

[00:13:45] Yeah

[00:13:45] You got four

[00:13:47] Basically

[00:13:47] Four downs

[00:13:48] Here's a first fact for you

[00:13:49] You got four downs

[00:13:50] To get ten yards

[00:13:52] Right

[00:13:53] To get four more downs

[00:13:54] And because the game

[00:13:55] Is basically like

[00:13:56] It's a field position game

[00:13:58] Uh huh

[00:13:59] So if you're

[00:13:59] If you're deep

[00:14:00] In your own territory

[00:14:02] You don't wanna

[00:14:04] Take the risk

[00:14:05] And that's why

[00:14:06] They punt the ball

[00:14:07] Right

[00:14:07] On fourth down

[00:14:08] On fourth down

[00:14:08] To try and get more

[00:14:09] Better field position

[00:14:10] Yes

[00:14:11] Yeah

[00:14:12] So yeah

[00:14:13] And it gets exciting

[00:14:14] If it's fourth and one

[00:14:16] And they go for it

[00:14:16] Right

[00:14:17] That's a risk

[00:14:18] Right

[00:14:18] But in fourth and two

[00:14:20] Some teams will do it

[00:14:21] So you're

[00:14:21] Field position

[00:14:22] All that stuff

[00:14:23] I guess we can just go

[00:14:24] Each time we do one

[00:14:25] But first they need to

[00:14:26] Just make sure they

[00:14:27] Choose the right squad

[00:14:28] Right

[00:14:28] Make sure you get a squad

[00:14:29] That you can rep first

[00:14:30] Right

[00:14:31] Right

[00:14:31] First and ten segment

[00:14:32] First and ten

[00:14:33] Chiefs at the Bills

[00:14:34] And the Ravens at the Steelers

[00:14:35] Big weekend

[00:14:36] This weekend

[00:14:36] Uh

[00:14:37] Uh

[00:14:38] Chiefs at the Bills

[00:14:41] We say this every week

[00:14:42] Oh you know

[00:14:43] They could beat them

[00:14:45] They could beat the Chiefs

[00:14:46] Well here we are

[00:14:47] The Chiefs 9-0

[00:14:48] Right

[00:14:48] And we say it every week

[00:14:50] You know they could beat the Chiefs

[00:14:51] They could beat the Chiefs

[00:14:53] I'm gonna say it right now

[00:14:54] The Bills could beat the Chiefs

[00:14:55] They could

[00:14:56] They could

[00:14:57] But

[00:14:58] They gonna

[00:14:59] You know that's why

[00:15:00] The game's played on the field

[00:15:01] It depends on which

[00:15:02] Josh Allen shows up

[00:15:03] Right

[00:15:04] If he took his meds

[00:15:05] I think he'd be alright

[00:15:06] Otherwise he's gonna have

[00:15:07] The D in the head

[00:15:08] Josh I'm still

[00:15:08] If he got the D

[00:15:09] Would you say call him Josh

[00:15:10] I'm still waiting Allen

[00:15:11] Yes

[00:15:13] If he got the

[00:15:14] If he has the D in the head

[00:15:15] Like look

[00:15:16] Right

[00:15:16] It's not gonna be a good day

[00:15:17] I think he'll play good

[00:15:18] It's a home game

[00:15:19] I think he'll play good

[00:15:20] Yeah

[00:15:20] The Ravens at the Steelers

[00:15:21] Ooh

[00:15:22] My mom told me to tell you

[00:15:23] Something this morning

[00:15:24] What's that

[00:15:25] I actually talked to my mom

[00:15:26] This morning

[00:15:26] Nooks

[00:15:26] Yes

[00:15:27] She told me to tell you something

[00:15:29] And I'm gonna keep my word

[00:15:31] She told me to tell you

[00:15:33] I say

[00:15:33] She say tell Lance

[00:15:35] That it ain't gonna be

[00:15:36] A good day for him tomorrow

[00:15:38] She told me this this morning

[00:15:40] Is she a Ravens fan

[00:15:41] Yes

[00:15:41] Really

[00:15:41] Yes

[00:15:42] She said

[00:15:43] I said

[00:15:43] I said well mom

[00:15:45] I said I talked to Coach Lance

[00:15:47] About that

[00:15:47] And I say

[00:15:48] This is what his response was

[00:15:50] She said what did he say

[00:15:50] I said he reminded me

[00:15:52] That they beat y'all

[00:15:53] Twice

[00:15:53] Last year

[00:15:54] Last year

[00:15:55] Without Russell Wilson

[00:15:56] She told me to tell you

[00:15:57] And I'm just

[00:15:58] Word for word

[00:15:59] Verbat

[00:16:00] Mama told me to say

[00:16:01] Mama said

[00:16:04] She told me to tell you

[00:16:07] That last year don't matter

[00:16:08] And what's gonna matter

[00:16:10] Is we happy tomorrow

[00:16:11] And she told me to reiterate

[00:16:12] To you again

[00:16:13] That it's not gonna be

[00:16:14] A good day for the Steelers

[00:16:16] My mama told me to tell you that

[00:16:18] Snooks is a Ravens fan

[00:16:19] Shout out to my mama

[00:16:20] Wow

[00:16:21] You know what

[00:16:22] She likes the Ravens

[00:16:23] And the Bengals

[00:16:24] Ironically

[00:16:25] Really

[00:16:25] Yes

[00:16:26] They're in the same division

[00:16:27] She liked both of them

[00:16:28] Why is that

[00:16:29] If you'll mind

[00:16:30] She's a huge Joe Burrow fan

[00:16:32] Since he was at LSU

[00:16:33] Okay

[00:16:33] So when he left LSU

[00:16:36] When he beat Bama

[00:16:37] Right

[00:16:38] Right

[00:16:38] She became a huge fan

[00:16:39] So

[00:16:40] She followed him from there

[00:16:41] To

[00:16:41] So piggybacking on that

[00:16:44] Huddle up for her

[00:16:44] She became a fan

[00:16:46] Because of a player

[00:16:48] Yes

[00:16:48] So ladies

[00:16:49] You can follow a player

[00:16:52] She's very familiar with him

[00:16:53] And follow them to the NFL

[00:16:55] And that makes it exciting

[00:16:57] And she likes the

[00:17:00] Jamar Chase

[00:17:01] Him and Jamar Chase

[00:17:02] Connection

[00:17:02] She loves that

[00:17:03] Okay

[00:17:03] Which is phenomenal

[00:17:04] That's crazy

[00:17:05] So how does she like the Ravens

[00:17:07] Lamar Jackson

[00:17:09] Lamar Jackson

[00:17:09] Yes

[00:17:10] Okay

[00:17:10] Lamar Jackson

[00:17:11] And she's been a Ravens fan

[00:17:13] So your mom is a big

[00:17:14] College football fan as well

[00:17:15] Not big

[00:17:16] No

[00:17:16] She doesn't really

[00:17:17] She's an Auburn fan

[00:17:19] She's an Auburn fan

[00:17:20] But she doesn't watch

[00:17:21] Okay

[00:17:21] Okay

[00:17:22] But like I said

[00:17:23] She'll watch

[00:17:23] When it comes to like

[00:17:24] The LSU

[00:17:25] Somebody playing Alabama

[00:17:26] The year LSU and Alabama

[00:17:28] Played in the Joe Burrow

[00:17:29] Yeah

[00:17:29] Okay

[00:17:29] Oh man

[00:17:30] She followed him to Cincinnati

[00:17:32] Okay

[00:17:32] So ironically

[00:17:33] She's a fan of Cincinnati

[00:17:34] And Baltimore

[00:17:35] I'm like friend

[00:17:36] I said you

[00:17:37] You beating yourself

[00:17:38] In the face

[00:17:40] And when they played

[00:17:41] Each other

[00:17:41] She was a nervous wreck

[00:17:43] And it came

[00:17:44] You know I was a nail

[00:17:44] Biker

[00:17:45] It came down too

[00:17:45] I got issues

[00:17:46] With her twice then

[00:17:47] My issues

[00:17:48] With her twice

[00:17:49] Well I'm gonna have to

[00:17:50] Tell her what you said

[00:17:51] I'm just relaying her message

[00:17:52] That's what mama said

[00:17:53] Well I'm just gonna have to

[00:17:54] Just let her know

[00:17:55] We'll be beating her down

[00:17:56] Twice this year

[00:17:58] I'm gonna have to

[00:17:58] Let her know man

[00:17:59] I'm gonna have to

[00:18:00] Let her know

[00:18:00] Alright Snooks

[00:18:01] Yeah

[00:18:01] Alright

[00:18:02] Gollum Riddle segment

[00:18:03] Oh boy

[00:18:05] Alright

[00:18:05] What has 13 hearts

[00:18:07] But no organs

[00:18:11] 13 hearts

[00:18:12] Oh you got me

[00:18:14] A deck of cards

[00:18:15] I thought about cards

[00:18:18] What can travel

[00:18:19] All around the world

[00:18:21] Without leaving

[00:18:21] Its corner

[00:18:22] You got me

[00:18:28] A stamp

[00:18:29] Oh my goodness

[00:18:30] Alright that was good

[00:18:31] Health is wealth segment

[00:18:32] Health is wealth

[00:18:33] Warm up routine

[00:18:34] Do you have one

[00:18:35] Is it important

[00:18:36] Oh yeah I have one

[00:18:37] I stretch

[00:18:38] You have to

[00:18:38] Yeah I stretch

[00:18:39] You have to

[00:18:40] At least 5 to 10 minutes

[00:18:41] You know just to

[00:18:42] Kind of get warmed up

[00:18:44] Right

[00:18:44] You have to have one

[00:18:45] Yeah

[00:18:45] It's a must

[00:18:46] That is a must

[00:18:48] Yeah

[00:18:49] Like you

[00:18:49] You'll mess yourself up

[00:18:50] If you don't

[00:18:51] Yeah

[00:18:51] It's just like

[00:18:52] You know starting the card

[00:18:54] I always

[00:18:55] I hate when

[00:18:56] When people start the card

[00:18:57] Just go

[00:18:57] No you gotta let it warm up

[00:18:59] Just take a second

[00:19:00] Let that card

[00:19:00] Just you know

[00:19:01] Yeah

[00:19:01] Let it warm up

[00:19:03] But you know I'm on the third floor

[00:19:04] So I'm watching everybody start

[00:19:05] And the ladies getting their card

[00:19:07] Gone

[00:19:07] Gone

[00:19:08] Yeah

[00:19:09] Crazy

[00:19:10] Crazy

[00:19:10] Alright

[00:19:11] Mary's Nerd Nugget Fun Facts

[00:19:13] You know I love that either

[00:19:13] Alright

[00:19:15] New Zealand is the only country in the world without snakes

[00:19:20] And it's the first place in the world to see the sun

[00:19:24] And because of their high regard for air quality

[00:19:27] Local cow and sheep owners have to pay a fart tax

[00:19:30] What

[00:19:33] What dude

[00:19:34] Man where do you get these from

[00:19:36] I'm serious

[00:19:37] I actually

[00:19:37] I double checked this too

[00:19:40] Cause I was

[00:19:41] You know like

[00:19:42] Like we did with Isaiah

[00:19:43] In opening

[00:19:43] Right

[00:19:44] I said no no

[00:19:45] Let me just double check it

[00:19:46] Cause that sounds kind of funny

[00:19:47] And sure enough

[00:19:49] That it was on everything that I saw

[00:19:52] Wow

[00:19:54] That's crazy

[00:19:55] I know

[00:19:55] That's why I like those

[00:19:56] Alright

[00:19:57] Did you know

[00:19:58] A group of flamingos

[00:20:00] Are called a flamboyance

[00:20:02] No I didn't

[00:20:03] Yeah

[00:20:04] Flamboyance

[00:20:05] That's why they say that people are flamboyant

[00:20:08] Right

[00:20:08] When they have like flamingos

[00:20:10] Yes

[00:20:10] Wow

[00:20:12] Things that make you go

[00:20:13] Hmm

[00:20:13] Alright

[00:20:14] Is it impossible

[00:20:15] It is impossible

[00:20:17] To touch your tongue

[00:20:18] To your nose

[00:20:19] I've seen somebody do that

[00:20:21] I can't do it

[00:20:21] I can't do it

[00:20:22] I've seen

[00:20:23] I've seen somebody do that

[00:20:24] The late

[00:20:25] Who was that

[00:20:26] Lady in the

[00:20:27] In the carnival

[00:20:28] I think she did

[00:20:29] Like they had

[00:20:29] An extraordinary

[00:20:30] Long tongue

[00:20:31] I've seen

[00:20:31] People that

[00:20:32] Were not in carnivals

[00:20:33] Do that

[00:20:34] Really

[00:20:34] Yes

[00:20:34] Touch their tongue

[00:20:36] To their nose

[00:20:37] Yeah

[00:20:37] When I was in school

[00:20:39] Was that at that party

[00:20:44] I bleed the filth

[00:20:46] Alright

[00:20:47] Alright

[00:20:48] Tallulah

[00:20:49] Tallulah

[00:20:49] Alright

[00:20:50] We talked about the

[00:20:52] How the story

[00:20:54] How the name

[00:20:55] Motherfucker

[00:20:55] Came about

[00:20:56] And

[00:20:58] It's crazy

[00:20:58] It's this

[00:20:59] During the slavery days

[00:21:01] And this was particularly

[00:21:02] In

[00:21:02] Jamaica

[00:21:03] And the Caribbean islands

[00:21:04] As well

[00:21:06] They had the

[00:21:08] The black slaves

[00:21:09] The studs

[00:21:10] Who was designed

[00:21:11] To

[00:21:11] Have sex with the women

[00:21:13] To create babies

[00:21:14] Right

[00:21:14] Obviously for more

[00:21:16] Workers

[00:21:16] Right

[00:21:17] And

[00:21:19] What they would do

[00:21:20] In some of them

[00:21:21] They would put

[00:21:22] A hood over the guy

[00:21:24] So they wouldn't know

[00:21:25] So he wouldn't know

[00:21:26] Who he was having sex with

[00:21:27] Wow

[00:21:28] And in some cases

[00:21:29] He was having sex

[00:21:30] With his own mother

[00:21:31] That's crazy man

[00:21:33] Thus creating

[00:21:33] The phrase

[00:21:34] Motherfucker

[00:21:35] And then that's

[00:21:35] Where all of the

[00:21:39] What you call it

[00:21:42] Parts of the body

[00:21:43] Being wrong

[00:21:44] Right

[00:21:45] Being born

[00:21:46] Different world

[00:21:47] Man

[00:21:47] Wow

[00:21:48] Boy you never

[00:21:49] I love

[00:21:50] Origin

[00:21:51] I love

[00:21:52] Finding out

[00:21:53] The origin

[00:21:53] Of stuff

[00:21:54] Dude

[00:21:54] Yeah

[00:21:54] That's crazy

[00:21:55] Alright

[00:21:56] Did you see that

[00:21:57] Trump

[00:21:58] Trump won the election

[00:21:59] Yeah

[00:21:59] I will

[00:22:00] Alright

[00:22:01] Q&A

[00:22:07] What's the largest

[00:22:08] Planet in our

[00:22:09] Solar system

[00:22:13] Uranus

[00:22:21] Now

[00:22:22] Is it Venus

[00:22:23] Jupiter

[00:22:24] Jupiter

[00:22:24] Okay

[00:22:25] Alright

[00:22:25] Who painted

[00:22:26] The ceiling

[00:22:27] Of the Sistine Chapel

[00:22:30] Michelangelo

[00:22:30] Yes

[00:22:31] Correct

[00:22:31] Alright

[00:22:31] What is the

[00:22:33] Longest river

[00:22:33] In the world

[00:22:34] The Nile River

[00:22:35] Yes

[00:22:35] Correct

[00:22:36] Have you ever

[00:22:36] Been there

[00:22:36] Yes

[00:22:37] I went

[00:22:38] I was in

[00:22:39] Egypt

[00:22:39] Alexandria

[00:22:40] Egypt

[00:22:40] Yes

[00:22:40] So the Nile

[00:22:41] River

[00:22:41] Is horrible

[00:22:43] What do you

[00:22:44] Mean by

[00:22:44] It's horrible

[00:22:45] It is nasty

[00:22:47] And horrible

[00:22:47] It's full of

[00:22:48] Dead cows

[00:22:51] Goats

[00:22:53] It's a stench

[00:22:54] From that

[00:22:55] Plague

[00:22:55] Back in the day

[00:22:56] When God

[00:22:57] Said I'm gonna

[00:22:57] Dry up

[00:22:58] The Nile

[00:22:58] It's dried up

[00:23:00] Dude

[00:23:00] Really

[00:23:01] It's nasty

[00:23:02] Filthy

[00:23:03] It used to be

[00:23:06] Pure

[00:23:07] Right

[00:23:08] And it's still

[00:23:09] It's horrible

[00:23:10] Now

[00:23:11] It'll never be

[00:23:12] Restored

[00:23:13] Wow

[00:23:14] Yeah

[00:23:14] It's horrible

[00:23:15] Eud

[00:23:16] Eud

[00:23:18] Eud

[00:23:18] Eud

[00:23:18] Magnet

[00:23:19] A canvas

[00:23:20] Painted

[00:23:21] With hues

[00:23:22] Of grace

[00:23:23] What does

[00:23:23] Hues mean

[00:23:27] I don't know

[00:23:28] That's a good one

[00:23:29] Is that like

[00:23:30] Kind of like

[00:23:30] Hints of grace

[00:23:31] Yeah

[00:23:32] Like

[00:23:32] Yes

[00:23:33] Okay

[00:23:34] Yeah

[00:23:34] Yeah

[00:23:34] Alright

[00:23:35] A canvas

[00:23:36] Painted

[00:23:36] With hues

[00:23:37] Or hints

[00:23:38] Of grace

[00:23:38] A gentle

[00:23:39] Spirit

[00:23:39] A serene

[00:23:41] Space

[00:23:41] Your steps

[00:23:42] A dance

[00:23:43] Light and free

[00:23:44] A vision

[00:23:46] Of elegance

[00:23:47] Wild and

[00:23:48] Carefree

[00:23:48] Your laughter

[00:23:49] A melody

[00:23:50] Pure and bright

[00:23:52] Dispelling darkness

[00:23:53] Chasing the night

[00:23:54] I feel like I'm reading

[00:23:55] Something for Christmas

[00:23:56] Your heart

[00:23:57] A garden

[00:23:58] Blooming with love

[00:23:59] A sanctuary

[00:24:00] A gift from above

[00:24:02] In every gesture

[00:24:03] A grace divine

[00:24:04] A beauty that shines

[00:24:06] Eternally thine

[00:24:07] A woman of grace

[00:24:09] A sight to behold

[00:24:10] A story untold

[00:24:12] Precious

[00:24:13] Let's go

[00:24:13] Well

[00:24:13] Hey

[00:24:15] I'm putting it

[00:24:16] I'm laying it on heavy

[00:24:17] So

[00:24:17] Listen

[00:24:18] Let me tell you something

[00:24:18] Monica

[00:24:21] Whenever you're ready

[00:24:26] Alright

[00:24:27] Random 3am thoughts

[00:24:29] Oh my goodness

[00:24:29] Alright

[00:24:30] Australia

[00:24:30] Has 3 A's

[00:24:32] That are all

[00:24:33] Pronounced differently

[00:24:34] Okay

[00:24:35] Yeah

[00:24:35] Wow

[00:24:36] Can I plug something in

[00:24:38] Please

[00:24:38] Listen and silent

[00:24:40] Are the same

[00:24:42] Just spelled different

[00:24:44] Yes

[00:24:45] That's right

[00:24:46] Wow

[00:24:49] And you only have to do one

[00:24:51] In order to do both

[00:24:52] Right

[00:24:52] Facts

[00:24:53] Pick one

[00:24:54] And you do both

[00:24:56] Wow

[00:24:57] Woo

[00:24:58] Woo

[00:24:58] Yoda

[00:24:59] Yoda won red

[00:25:00] Yoda didn't want to wait

[00:25:01] Yoda up at 3am

[00:25:02] Yoda up at 3am

[00:25:08] Alright

[00:25:08] Come on

[00:25:09] What if two private investigators

[00:25:11] Were hired to follow each other

[00:25:17] That'd be two tired souls

[00:25:19] Brother

[00:25:19] Yeah

[00:25:23] Cause

[00:25:23] Look

[00:25:24] Look

[00:25:25] We're the two investigators

[00:25:26] I'm looking at you

[00:25:27] You look

[00:25:28] I wish y'all could have said

[00:25:37] What we just did

[00:25:38] You know what I mean

[00:25:42] Alright

[00:25:47] Travel through your eyes

[00:25:48] California

[00:25:49] Alright

[00:25:50] You've been there right

[00:25:51] Yes

[00:25:51] I was in

[00:25:53] Malibu

[00:25:54] How'd you like it

[00:25:55] I like California

[00:25:56] I didn't like

[00:25:59] Who I went with

[00:26:00] I got you

[00:26:01] Yeah bad trip

[00:26:02] Cali was cool

[00:26:03] I gotta go back

[00:26:04] But the sights

[00:26:05] Yeah

[00:26:06] Malibu is old

[00:26:09] Apparently there's a new Malibu

[00:26:11] From

[00:26:12] The

[00:26:13] Right behind it

[00:26:14] Yes

[00:26:15] Where the Kardashians

[00:26:16] Yes

[00:26:17] And we

[00:26:17] If you go further

[00:26:18] That's the new Malibu

[00:26:20] Right

[00:26:20] So the first part now

[00:26:21] Is where like the old stars

[00:26:22] In the 70s

[00:26:23] 80s

[00:26:23] 90s

[00:26:24] Right

[00:26:24] Out of them

[00:26:25] You know

[00:26:25] They used to list them

[00:26:26] They got them jokers

[00:26:27] Addresses listed

[00:26:28] You could go to any

[00:26:29] Right

[00:26:30] Celebrity's address

[00:26:31] But the beach itself

[00:26:32] Actually our beaches

[00:26:33] Were nicer

[00:26:34] I thought

[00:26:35] I thought so too

[00:26:36] We

[00:26:37] Our Gulf Coast beaches

[00:26:40] Were nice

[00:26:40] I kept passing by

[00:26:41] Every day we'd leave

[00:26:42] We'd have to pass by

[00:26:44] The Santa Barbara

[00:26:46] Pier

[00:26:47] Yes

[00:26:47] Yes

[00:26:48] Coming out the mountains

[00:26:49] Okay

[00:26:49] Coming out

[00:26:49] And I

[00:26:50] I noticed that too

[00:26:51] The beach looked

[00:26:54] It didn't look

[00:26:55] It wasn't any better

[00:26:56] It was definitely not

[00:26:57] Ours was better

[00:26:58] Ours was way better

[00:26:59] Ours was better

[00:27:00] Yeah

[00:27:00] But just the fact

[00:27:01] I thought

[00:27:02] Just the fact

[00:27:02] Of being there

[00:27:04] And the

[00:27:06] Probably the

[00:27:07] You know

[00:27:08] The fact that you were

[00:27:08] In the west coast

[00:27:09] The pacific

[00:27:10] You know

[00:27:10] Certain names

[00:27:11] And things

[00:27:12] I was like

[00:27:12] Okay this is nice

[00:27:13] But

[00:27:13] Right

[00:27:13] And the cliffs

[00:27:15] And the mountain

[00:27:15] Part I liked

[00:27:16] Right

[00:27:17] You know

[00:27:18] What I thought

[00:27:18] Was a trip

[00:27:20] When we were

[00:27:21] Living

[00:27:21] Standing in the mountains

[00:27:22] In the Airbnb

[00:27:23] You could see across

[00:27:25] Where San Francisco was

[00:27:26] Way across the bay

[00:27:28] Like way across

[00:27:29] The

[00:27:29] You know what I mean

[00:27:29] Like San Francisco

[00:27:30] Was over there

[00:27:31] Really

[00:27:31] All the water

[00:27:33] Right

[00:27:33] Right

[00:27:33] God

[00:27:34] That's crazy

[00:27:35] When you see

[00:27:36] California on TV

[00:27:38] Well we went to

[00:27:39] The palm trees

[00:27:39] And all that

[00:27:40] We went to like

[00:27:41] Downtown or whatever

[00:27:43] You know to the

[00:27:44] Higher up district

[00:27:45] Where they

[00:27:45] Richard district

[00:27:46] Where they stay

[00:27:48] Beverly Hills

[00:27:48] Beverly Hills

[00:27:50] I did that too

[00:27:51] Walk of fame

[00:27:52] The first one

[00:27:53] Was horrible

[00:27:53] We saw

[00:27:54] Human extraments

[00:27:55] On one of the

[00:27:56] Somebody took a dump

[00:27:58] It was

[00:27:58] But you had a lot

[00:27:59] Of homeless people

[00:28:00] It's run down

[00:28:01] It looked very run down

[00:28:02] Yeah

[00:28:03] It did not look like

[00:28:04] Glitzy

[00:28:05] Like you think

[00:28:05] Hollywood glitz

[00:28:06] No

[00:28:06] Horrible

[00:28:07] No

[00:28:07] When I saw

[00:28:08] Somebody took a dump

[00:28:10] On the star

[00:28:11] I said oh my goodness

[00:28:13] Bro

[00:28:14] Yeah so California

[00:28:15] Is California

[00:28:16] They say now

[00:28:17] Really

[00:28:17] The people that live there

[00:28:18] They say don't come here

[00:28:19] They rob me your broad day

[00:28:21] Like now

[00:28:21] I actually saw where

[00:28:23] Nipsey Hussle was

[00:28:24] You know killed

[00:28:25] Right

[00:28:25] That's horrible

[00:28:26] The way they did that

[00:28:27] That big legacy he built

[00:28:28] All of it's closed off now

[00:28:30] Yeah

[00:28:30] They outside of it

[00:28:31] Like a swap meet

[00:28:32] Selling knockoff

[00:28:34] Marathon t-shirts

[00:28:36] That's crazy

[00:28:36] That's what

[00:28:38] What it was said

[00:28:39] And we talked about

[00:28:40] What was the

[00:28:41] Ezekiel

[00:28:42] No

[00:28:42] Is it Ezekiel

[00:28:43] No what were you

[00:28:44] No

[00:28:45] Ecclesiastes

[00:28:46] Yes

[00:28:46] Ecclesiastes

[00:28:47] Yes

[00:28:47] He's gone

[00:28:49] You know again

[00:28:50] Like

[00:28:50] People gone

[00:28:51] Gone on with their life

[00:28:52] Running through life

[00:28:53] That man

[00:28:54] And he was building up

[00:28:55] It was something

[00:28:56] He was trying to leave

[00:28:56] A legacy

[00:28:57] Legit

[00:28:57] Yes

[00:28:58] It was legitimate

[00:28:59] Gone

[00:28:59] Yeah

[00:29:00] Yeah

[00:29:01] Alright

[00:29:01] Edible

[00:29:02] Edible

[00:29:03] Edible

[00:29:03] Eats

[00:29:04] This is a

[00:29:05] Sicilian salad

[00:29:06] It's very simple

[00:29:08] Okay

[00:29:08] It's

[00:29:09] You take a

[00:29:10] Dice a tomato

[00:29:11] I use sweet potato

[00:29:12] Okay

[00:29:12] And I

[00:29:14] Also

[00:29:14] You skillet

[00:29:15] Cook it on the skillet

[00:29:16] Okay

[00:29:16] And leave it to the side

[00:29:18] So it chills

[00:29:19] Okay

[00:29:20] And just add

[00:29:20] Cherry tomato

[00:29:21] Red onion

[00:29:22] Capers

[00:29:23] Black olives

[00:29:23] Put it in olive oil

[00:29:25] Red wine vinaigrette

[00:29:26] Salt pepper

[00:29:27] Oregano

[00:29:27] And refrigerate it

[00:29:28] For one hour

[00:29:30] And you have that

[00:29:31] For a nice cold salad

[00:29:32] Next

[00:29:33] You know

[00:29:33] For that evening

[00:29:34] Or the next day

[00:29:35] Okay

[00:29:35] Yeah

[00:29:35] We'll put this

[00:29:36] On our blog

[00:29:37] For you

[00:29:38] It's called

[00:29:39] The Sicilian salad

[00:29:40] Okay

[00:29:40] Yeah it's really good

[00:29:41] It's really good

[00:29:42] Cool

[00:29:42] Cool

[00:29:42] And you know

[00:29:43] I gotta get better

[00:29:43] I don't

[00:29:44] I like

[00:29:46] I told y'all

[00:29:47] I like

[00:29:48] This escapes me now

[00:29:49] Not the regular salad

[00:29:51] But I like

[00:29:52] Kale

[00:29:53] Kale

[00:29:53] I got some

[00:29:54] I got

[00:29:56] I tried this one

[00:29:58] With kale

[00:29:58] And arugula

[00:29:59] Together

[00:29:59] I love kale

[00:30:01] Yeah

[00:30:01] Kale and arugula

[00:30:02] Yeah

[00:30:02] So I would prefer kale

[00:30:04] I love a kale salad

[00:30:05] Alright

[00:30:06] Embarrassing moment

[00:30:07] Say

[00:30:08] Ever have your

[00:30:11] Nine millimeter jam

[00:30:14] Yep

[00:30:14] I mean it happens

[00:30:15] It happens

[00:30:16] It happens

[00:30:17] It happens

[00:30:17] And there's several

[00:30:18] Factors that lead

[00:30:20] To your nine millimeter

[00:30:21] Jamming

[00:30:22] Sure

[00:30:23] Stress

[00:30:24] Stress

[00:30:24] Number one

[00:30:26] Yeah

[00:30:26] You got bills

[00:30:27] I don't feel

[00:30:27] Sex

[00:30:28] Where you are

[00:30:28] Where I'm at

[00:30:29] Yeah

[00:30:30] You're right

[00:30:30] The environment

[00:30:32] The atmosphere

[00:30:32] Yeah

[00:30:33] A lot

[00:30:34] Plays part

[00:30:35] Pressure

[00:30:37] No

[00:30:38] Well

[00:30:39] Pressure

[00:30:40] Yeah it is

[00:30:40] You know

[00:30:41] I don't

[00:30:42] I don't like

[00:30:42] When

[00:30:44] The

[00:30:44] When the woman

[00:30:45] Is aggressive

[00:30:48] That's pressure to me

[00:30:49] Okay

[00:30:49] Like when she's

[00:30:50] Come on here

[00:30:51] Okay

[00:30:51] Right right

[00:30:52] Overly aggressive

[00:30:53] Yeah

[00:30:53] Right I got you

[00:30:54] You come off as a little boy

[00:30:56] Right

[00:30:56] Little boyish

[00:30:57] I don't want to feel like

[00:30:59] I'm in there

[00:31:00] With a

[00:31:00] You know

[00:31:00] With a tomboy

[00:31:01] Get out of here

[00:31:02] Dewey

[00:31:02] Get out of here

[00:31:03] Dewey

[00:31:04] You know what I mean

[00:31:05] Right

[00:31:05] So yeah

[00:31:06] I heard this joke

[00:31:07] This comedian said

[00:31:09] This female

[00:31:10] She say

[00:31:11] Ladies

[00:31:12] See this is

[00:31:12] This will make you go down

[00:31:13] This will make you

[00:31:14] Not baby

[00:31:14] I pray too

[00:31:15] Said ladies

[00:31:16] Next time

[00:31:16] He ain't

[00:31:17] He ain't doing

[00:31:18] He ain't hitting it

[00:31:19] Say

[00:31:19] If he ain't doing

[00:31:20] A good job

[00:31:21] She say

[00:31:22] Grab him by

[00:31:23] Both his sides

[00:31:24] Of his head

[00:31:24] Pull him to you

[00:31:25] And boo in his ear

[00:31:30] That'll make a brother

[00:31:32] That'll rob

[00:31:33] That ain't gonna help

[00:31:33] That ain't gonna help at all

[00:31:35] Imagine you doing

[00:31:38] You

[00:31:38] You think you doing

[00:31:39] Something

[00:31:39] She pull you

[00:31:40] And you say

[00:31:40] Boo

[00:31:48] Boo

[00:31:48] Boo

[00:31:49] That'll be

[00:31:50] That'll break a brother down

[00:31:51] Exactly

[00:31:52] Yeah

[00:31:53] I fell out

[00:31:54] Yeah

[00:31:54] That 9mm

[00:31:55] Work with ego

[00:31:56] Over with

[00:31:57] Yeah

[00:31:58] Yeah

[00:31:58] Yeah

[00:31:58] Alright

[00:32:00] Alright

[00:32:01] Acronyms

[00:32:02] Alright

[00:32:02] Alright

[00:32:02] L-M-A-O

[00:32:04] Laughing my ass off

[00:32:06] Correct

[00:32:07] W-T-F

[00:32:09] What the freak

[00:32:10] Yes

[00:32:11] T-M-I

[00:32:12] Too much information

[00:32:13] Ooh you 3 for 3

[00:32:14] Man look at him

[00:32:15] Woo

[00:32:16] Woo

[00:32:16] Woo

[00:32:17] Woo

[00:32:17] Woo

[00:32:17] Woo

[00:32:18] Two thumbs up

[00:32:19] Say

[00:32:20] Dude

[00:32:21] I didn't watch it

[00:32:22] Oh my goodness

[00:32:24] We talk about the campaign

[00:32:26] Listen dude

[00:32:27] With Will Ferrell

[00:32:29] You need to watch that

[00:32:30] So was he running for office

[00:32:32] Yes

[00:32:32] He was running for

[00:32:33] He was running for

[00:32:34] Campaign

[00:32:35] He was against this other guy

[00:32:37] And

[00:32:37] Was he running for president

[00:32:39] Or

[00:32:39] It was

[00:32:39] It was

[00:32:40] I think it was

[00:32:41] President

[00:32:41] Okay

[00:32:42] Yeah

[00:32:43] It was either president

[00:32:44] Or he was running for something

[00:32:45] Okay

[00:32:45] Some office

[00:32:46] He was big time

[00:32:47] Okay

[00:32:47] Okay

[00:32:48] Man

[00:32:49] And he ran against

[00:32:52] What was the guy

[00:32:52] They set him up

[00:32:54] This guy wasn't even supposed to be no success

[00:32:55] It was like a joke between them

[00:32:57] Kind of like trading places

[00:32:58] Okay

[00:32:59] Remember trading places

[00:32:59] Right

[00:32:59] Right

[00:33:00] Same kind of structure and set up

[00:33:01] Okay

[00:33:02] But they used it

[00:33:03] Like with the campaign

[00:33:04] Okay

[00:33:04] You know what I mean

[00:33:05] Okay

[00:33:05] But they

[00:33:05] Man

[00:33:06] You talking about

[00:33:07] What's his name from

[00:33:08] Zach Galifianakis

[00:33:09] Was the guy that he ran against

[00:33:11] Ah

[00:33:12] Yes

[00:33:12] You know he's hilarious

[00:33:13] And he was a clown

[00:33:14] He was playing a clown

[00:33:15] Yeah

[00:33:15] He is hilarious

[00:33:17] And his dad is

[00:33:19] This big wealthy man

[00:33:20] You know they sit around

[00:33:20] Drinking some brown liquor

[00:33:22] He's like

[00:33:22] My son is such a goof

[00:33:23] Said and said

[00:33:24] He was like

[00:33:24] But you know what

[00:33:25] With the right influence

[00:33:26] I bet we can get him

[00:33:27] To beat set and set

[00:33:28] And they put the

[00:33:28] So they made the

[00:33:29] You know

[00:33:30] Like the same set up

[00:33:31] Dude

[00:33:32] That was so funny

[00:33:33] I can't even tell you

[00:33:35] My funniest scene

[00:33:36] But

[00:33:36] Because it's

[00:33:37] It's not fit

[00:33:38] Because

[00:33:39] You need to watch

[00:33:40] That for real

[00:33:41] Okay

[00:33:41] Tallulah

[00:33:42] Tallulah

[00:33:42] Tallulah

[00:33:43] Coming to America

[00:33:44] Well that's classic

[00:33:45] Yeah

[00:33:46] That's a classic

[00:33:46] It is

[00:33:47] They remade it

[00:33:48] You saw the remake

[00:33:49] I liked it

[00:33:50] We talked about it

[00:33:50] Yeah

[00:33:50] I liked it

[00:33:51] We talked about the remake

[00:33:52] Once before

[00:33:52] I liked it

[00:33:53] It was alright for me

[00:33:54] Well

[00:33:57] What were we going to expect

[00:33:59] Right

[00:33:59] You know

[00:34:00] I mean

[00:34:00] Usually the sequel

[00:34:02] Is not better than

[00:34:03] It's very rare

[00:34:04] That the sequel

[00:34:05] Is better than

[00:34:05] The prequel

[00:34:06] Anyway

[00:34:06] Right

[00:34:06] And 30 years

[00:34:08] Had passed

[00:34:09] And he picked up

[00:34:10] Right where it was

[00:34:11] It wasn't bad

[00:34:12] It wasn't bad

[00:34:13] It wasn't bad

[00:34:14] Animal Planet

[00:34:15] Alright

[00:34:16] Animal Planet segment

[00:34:17] Alright

[00:34:17] Okay

[00:34:17] Here are three facts

[00:34:18] About llamas

[00:34:20] They're spitting champs

[00:34:22] Llamas are known

[00:34:23] For their spitting abilities

[00:34:24] They can spit

[00:34:25] A mixture of

[00:34:26] Partially digested food

[00:34:28] And saliva

[00:34:28] Up to 15 feet

[00:34:30] Horrible

[00:34:32] You know who else

[00:34:33] Camels can do that

[00:34:34] Yeah camels can

[00:34:35] Camels and llamas

[00:34:36] The same

[00:34:37] Gotta be the same

[00:34:37] Same

[00:34:38] Yeah

[00:34:38] Camel spit

[00:34:41] Smells horrible

[00:34:44] It's like skunk level

[00:34:47] Camel spit

[00:34:48] Horrible

[00:34:48] Did you smell them

[00:34:50] In the desert

[00:34:50] Yes

[00:34:51] You can rent a camel

[00:34:52] Or a horse

[00:34:53] And ride out

[00:34:54] Then they go out

[00:34:55] You know

[00:34:55] You better stay

[00:34:56] Don't get off

[00:34:57] Don't get off

[00:34:58] That camel

[00:34:58] Or that horse

[00:35:00] You know what

[00:35:00] They gonna do

[00:35:01] Leave you

[00:35:02] They gonna go back

[00:35:02] To their

[00:35:03] They gonna right back

[00:35:04] And they know

[00:35:04] Which way to go

[00:35:04] You don't

[00:35:05] You don't

[00:35:06] You'll see it

[00:35:07] You'll mesh around

[00:35:08] See a mirage

[00:35:08] Start going that way

[00:35:11] Never heard it

[00:35:11] From again

[00:35:14] The desert

[00:35:15] Dude the desert

[00:35:16] Is unforgiving

[00:35:17] Right

[00:35:17] I was in it

[00:35:19] We had to

[00:35:19] Like

[00:35:20] We had to

[00:35:21] Maintain a certain

[00:35:23] Like position

[00:35:24] Sense of position

[00:35:25] Where we were

[00:35:26] Right

[00:35:26] And the horse

[00:35:27] And the camel

[00:35:27] They know

[00:35:28] They know where

[00:35:28] To go back to

[00:35:29] Yeah

[00:35:30] You don't get off

[00:35:31] They tell you

[00:35:31] Don't get off

[00:35:32] It's like being in the woods

[00:35:32] You can't

[00:35:33] Yeah you can easily

[00:35:34] Do a circle

[00:35:35] And wouldn't know it

[00:35:35] Yeah

[00:35:36] Yeah

[00:35:37] So that was a trip

[00:35:38] Alright

[00:35:39] They're also gentle giants

[00:35:40] Despite their size

[00:35:41] And sometimes grumpy

[00:35:43] Demeanor

[00:35:43] Llamas are generally

[00:35:45] Gentle and docile animals

[00:35:47] Okay

[00:35:48] Their fur is fashionable

[00:35:50] Llama wool is incredibly soft

[00:35:52] And warm

[00:35:53] It's also used to make

[00:35:54] Luxurious blankets

[00:35:55] Wow

[00:35:56] Well I guess

[00:35:57] The animal rights people

[00:35:58] Don't want to hear that

[00:35:59] No

[00:35:59] Well I mean

[00:36:01] We ain't gonna do it

[00:36:02] But you know

[00:36:02] Yeah

[00:36:02] Oh man

[00:36:04] Wow

[00:36:04] Yikes

[00:36:05] Alright

[00:36:06] Animal house

[00:36:06] Animal house

[00:36:07] Last time you remember

[00:36:08] Making a telephone call

[00:36:10] Oh my goodness

[00:36:19] I had a moment

[00:36:20] Last year

[00:36:20] Did you?

[00:36:22] Yeah

[00:36:22] You know

[00:36:23] I didn't

[00:36:23] I didn't do it

[00:36:24] Because of

[00:36:25] The animal house thing

[00:36:27] I think I was sick

[00:36:29] And I had

[00:36:29] I hate throwing up though

[00:36:31] I hate it

[00:36:31] I hate the feeling

[00:36:32] I knew I was going to

[00:36:33] And you know what

[00:36:34] It was like sitting there

[00:36:35] I was like

[00:36:35] Okay if I do it

[00:36:36] I feel better

[00:36:37] But it's like

[00:36:37] Oh I don't wanna do it

[00:36:38] You gotta go through

[00:36:39] The salt water

[00:36:40] Salt water

[00:36:41] The salt water

[00:36:42] The salt water

[00:36:42] You know how you make that

[00:36:45] That talk

[00:36:46] Before you throw up

[00:36:48] I'm making a face

[00:36:50] Y'all

[00:36:50] I don't understand

[00:36:51] Alright

[00:36:51] Uh oh

[00:36:52] Here we go

[00:36:53] Alright

[00:36:54] Oh boy

[00:36:55] The art segment

[00:36:57] This is from Hamlet

[00:37:00] To be

[00:37:01] Or not to be

[00:37:02] That is the question

[00:37:05] This above all

[00:37:07] To thine own self

[00:37:08] Be true

[00:37:10] The art segment

[00:37:12] Alright

[00:37:13] Alright

[00:37:13] Hold tight

[00:37:14] You know what time

[00:37:15] It is don't you

[00:37:16] Do we know

[00:37:17] What time it is

[00:37:19] Let me see something

[00:37:20] Hold on

[00:37:20] Let me see if we know

[00:37:21] What time it is

[00:37:22] I hope we know

[00:37:22] What time it is

[00:37:23] I hope we know

[00:37:23] What time it is

[00:37:24] Hold on bro

[00:37:25] We better know

[00:37:26] What time it is

[00:37:28] Hold on

[00:37:30] Hold on

[00:37:30] We gonna get this thing

[00:37:32] Watch this

[00:37:33] We gonna know

[00:37:34] What time it is

[00:37:34] What time is it

[00:37:35] It is

[00:37:39] I like the way

[00:37:39] Get out of here Dewey

[00:37:40] Get out of here Dewey

[00:37:42] Push the lotion

[00:37:43] In the basket

[00:37:50] Yeah

[00:37:51] I told you

[00:37:53] I knew what time it was

[00:37:55] Yoda

[00:37:56] Yoda

[00:37:58] What you got for me

[00:37:59] Okay

[00:37:59] Uh

[00:38:00] This one is about

[00:38:01] This one is about

[00:38:02] Amos

[00:38:02] I want you to tell us

[00:38:04] About Amos

[00:38:04] He was a

[00:38:05] One of the

[00:38:05] Lesser known prophets

[00:38:07] Yes

[00:38:07] He was a minor prophet

[00:38:08] Uh

[00:38:09] And he was a

[00:38:10] Basically it said

[00:38:10] That he was a shepherd

[00:38:11] Yes

[00:38:12] And he

[00:38:12] Uh prophesized

[00:38:14] To the northern kingdom

[00:38:15] Of

[00:38:15] Of Israel

[00:38:17] Right

[00:38:17] Uh

[00:38:18] Which had become

[00:38:19] Self-sufficient

[00:38:20] And indifferent

[00:38:20] Towards God

[00:38:21] During a great time

[00:38:22] Of

[00:38:23] Of prosperity

[00:38:24] Right

[00:38:24] Amos

[00:38:25] Let's say he was

[00:38:26] A sheep herder

[00:38:27] Yes

[00:38:27] Basically

[00:38:27] And uh

[00:38:28] Uh

[00:38:29] And like you said

[00:38:29] Remember

[00:38:30] Remember when I told you

[00:38:31] About the northern kingdom

[00:38:33] And the southern kingdom

[00:38:34] Yes

[00:38:34] When they split

[00:38:34] Yes

[00:38:35] So when I told you

[00:38:36] There was

[00:38:37] There

[00:38:37] There are prophets

[00:38:38] They call contemporaries

[00:38:40] Okay

[00:38:40] Like what that means

[00:38:41] Biblically

[00:38:42] Is that

[00:38:42] Like um

[00:38:43] Um

[00:38:44] Amos

[00:38:44] And Jeremiah

[00:38:45] Right

[00:38:46] Uh

[00:38:46] Were both

[00:38:47] Prophesying

[00:38:48] At the same time

[00:38:49] Or actively

[00:38:50] Prophesying

[00:38:51] God was using them

[00:38:51] But they were

[00:38:52] In different regions

[00:38:53] Got you

[00:38:54] So you call them

[00:38:55] Contemporaries

[00:38:56] Okay

[00:38:56] You know what I mean

[00:38:57] They were

[00:38:58] Both

[00:38:58] Both doing it

[00:38:59] At the same time

[00:39:00] Right

[00:39:00] So you had

[00:39:01] Both kingdoms

[00:39:01] Now

[00:39:02] You had the southern kingdom

[00:39:03] Went into slavery

[00:39:04] Remember when I told you

[00:39:04] About that

[00:39:04] Yeah

[00:39:05] Jeremiah dealt with them

[00:39:06] Right

[00:39:06] Right

[00:39:06] So here it is

[00:39:07] Amos who's a minor prophet

[00:39:08] By the way Jeremiah's a major

[00:39:10] Prophet

[00:39:10] Isaiah made the prophet

[00:39:11] Bigger book

[00:39:12] You know get it

[00:39:13] Yeah

[00:39:13] So Amos

[00:39:14] Minor prophet

[00:39:15] He's prophesying them

[00:39:16] Like you said

[00:39:16] During a time of prosperity

[00:39:18] Right

[00:39:18] You know

[00:39:19] And they had become

[00:39:21] Like you said

[00:39:21] They had become independent

[00:39:22] The thing about that is

[00:39:25] The fact that he was

[00:39:26] A sheep herder

[00:39:28] And he

[00:39:28] God used him

[00:39:29] See they used

[00:39:30] Same like David

[00:39:31] Right

[00:39:31] Right

[00:39:32] You see that

[00:39:32] You see the innuendo

[00:39:34] Right there

[00:39:34] How God

[00:39:35] Selects people

[00:39:36] Yeah

[00:39:36] So Amos was just that

[00:39:38] Like a baby

[00:39:39] David

[00:39:40] In a sense

[00:39:41] But he talked to

[00:39:42] But it was time

[00:39:43] Notice it says

[00:39:44] It was during a time

[00:39:45] Of prosperity

[00:39:46] And during that time

[00:39:48] Of prosperity

[00:39:48] They got independent

[00:39:49] They got proud

[00:39:50] That's what they talked

[00:39:51] About

[00:39:52] About God

[00:39:52] That's what it talked

[00:39:53] About

[00:39:53] And so Amos

[00:39:54] They were

[00:39:55] It also was interesting

[00:39:56] Because I looked this up

[00:39:57] They were indifferent

[00:40:00] Towards the Gentiles

[00:40:02] And the Phoenicians

[00:40:03] Right

[00:40:04] Right

[00:40:04] Also

[00:40:05] In the Bible

[00:40:06] They were rude

[00:40:07] To their neighbor

[00:40:08] Now what's significant

[00:40:10] About Amos

[00:40:10] Being called

[00:40:11] To prophesy

[00:40:12] To them

[00:40:13] Sheep herders

[00:40:14] You know

[00:40:14] Israel

[00:40:15] They were never

[00:40:15] Supposed to be

[00:40:16] The law

[00:40:17] They were never

[00:40:17] Supposed to be around

[00:40:18] Dead animals

[00:40:19] This and that

[00:40:20] Right

[00:40:20] Him being a sheep

[00:40:21] That's all he dealt with

[00:40:22] So God used a man

[00:40:23] That basically

[00:40:24] They was like

[00:40:25] Oh man

[00:40:25] He's a sheep herder

[00:40:26] He ain't even supposed

[00:40:27] To be around

[00:40:28] Dead animals

[00:40:29] And all this

[00:40:29] Right

[00:40:30] And so the significance

[00:40:31] He uses foodist things

[00:40:33] Like stuff that we don't think

[00:40:34] People that we don't think

[00:40:35] He can use

[00:40:36] Amos was that

[00:40:37] He was that type of prophet

[00:40:39] You know

[00:40:39] So yeah

[00:40:40] So that's a good book

[00:40:41] It's a minor

[00:40:42] People don't use

[00:40:43] To pay attention

[00:40:43] To the minor

[00:40:44] I actually started

[00:40:45] I read the first chapter

[00:40:46] And you know

[00:40:48] I hadn't

[00:40:49] You know again

[00:40:49] It's a book that

[00:40:50] You know

[00:40:51] You just kind of overlook

[00:40:52] Right

[00:40:53] But I just happened

[00:40:54] To be going through it

[00:40:55] And what drew me

[00:40:57] Was more so the

[00:40:58] Geographical

[00:40:59] And historical part

[00:41:00] You know

[00:41:02] Because of where

[00:41:02] They were located at

[00:41:03] Right

[00:41:04] And I was trying to see

[00:41:04] Well who were they

[00:41:05] Talking about

[00:41:06] Basically it was

[00:41:07] The Lebanese

[00:41:08] Lebanon

[00:41:09] Modern day Lebanon

[00:41:10] Lebanon

[00:41:11] Right

[00:41:11] That's interesting

[00:41:12] The Phoenicians

[00:41:13] Yeah

[00:41:13] Modern day

[00:41:14] Modern day Lebanon

[00:41:15] See that

[00:41:15] You know it's amazing

[00:41:16] Gentiles were

[00:41:18] The Assyrians

[00:41:20] Right

[00:41:20] Right

[00:41:21] Right

[00:41:21] What's amazing is

[00:41:23] Most of the prophets

[00:41:24] That God used

[00:41:26] In the Old Testament

[00:41:26] He called them

[00:41:28] You speak to the regions

[00:41:29] He called them

[00:41:30] To a region

[00:41:31] That they were

[00:41:31] Not a part of

[00:41:32] Like say

[00:41:33] You know we got regions

[00:41:35] Here like

[00:41:35] Say he called me

[00:41:36] I'm over here

[00:41:38] In Sins

[00:41:38] Right

[00:41:38] But let's say

[00:41:39] He called me

[00:41:40] To like

[00:41:41] Tuscany

[00:41:41] Down the bay

[00:41:42] Yeah

[00:41:42] Somewhere else

[00:41:43] Yeah

[00:41:43] Right

[00:41:44] Right

[00:41:44] So the down the bay

[00:41:46] People say

[00:41:46] Oh well we don't

[00:41:47] Mess with the people

[00:41:48] In Sins

[00:41:49] Right

[00:41:49] And you got the

[00:41:50] Nerd to send

[00:41:50] The Joker here

[00:41:51] To preach to us

[00:41:52] About

[00:41:53] Jonah was the same

[00:41:54] Way

[00:41:54] The prophet Jonah

[00:41:55] Uh huh

[00:41:56] The belly of the fish

[00:41:57] And all that

[00:41:58] Jonah couldn't stand

[00:42:00] Them jokers

[00:42:01] He hated them

[00:42:02] Right

[00:42:03] He wanted them dead

[00:42:05] He wanted them people

[00:42:06] Dead

[00:42:08] The people that God

[00:42:09] Called him to

[00:42:10] Jonah

[00:42:11] That's why he jumped

[00:42:12] Over

[00:42:12] That's why he ran

[00:42:13] And got on the ship

[00:42:14] He didn't want

[00:42:15] God told him

[00:42:16] I want you to go

[00:42:17] Preach to these people

[00:42:18] He said

[00:42:19] I hate them

[00:42:20] He said

[00:42:21] I want you to

[00:42:22] He said

[00:42:22] I want them saved

[00:42:24] Yeah

[00:42:24] Wow

[00:42:25] So he called

[00:42:26] He called him

[00:42:26] To a reason

[00:42:27] That he hated them

[00:42:30] Jonah said

[00:42:30] All you gonna do

[00:42:31] Is forgive them

[00:42:33] I don't want them

[00:42:34] Forgiving

[00:42:34] Right

[00:42:35] The bible said

[00:42:36] He wanted to die

[00:42:36] He hated them so bad

[00:42:37] He went and sat out

[00:42:38] In the desert

[00:42:39] And wanted to die

[00:42:40] And the bible said

[00:42:41] God made a

[00:42:42] A plant grow up

[00:42:43] To give him some shade

[00:42:50] That's playing

[00:42:50] That's top player stuff

[00:42:52] Right there

[00:42:52] That's gangster stuff

[00:42:53] He wanted to

[00:42:54] He hated these people

[00:42:56] So bad

[00:42:56] That when God

[00:42:58] Called him to go

[00:42:58] He said

[00:42:59] I want to save them

[00:43:00] Jonah said

[00:43:01] Oh no

[00:43:02] Right

[00:43:03] Right

[00:43:04] Not them

[00:43:06] He went out there

[00:43:07] And pouted

[00:43:09] And God gave him

[00:43:10] A tree

[00:43:10] God gave him a tree

[00:43:12] Yoda

[00:43:13] Yoda

[00:43:15] Yoda

[00:43:17] And you know what

[00:43:20] Yoda

[00:43:21] Yoda

[00:43:22] Yoda

[00:43:22] We gotta get

[00:43:23] Yoda

[00:43:23] You know what

[00:43:28] The thing about

[00:43:29] The whole

[00:43:30] That whole

[00:43:32] Calling prophets

[00:43:33] And Jonah

[00:43:34] And all that

[00:43:34] These guys

[00:43:35] Didn't want to

[00:43:36] They didn't want to go

[00:43:37] Bro

[00:43:37] They didn't want to

[00:43:38] They was

[00:43:38] Normal people

[00:43:40] Right

[00:43:40] God called them

[00:43:41] Hey

[00:43:41] Tap you on the shoulder

[00:43:42] Hey

[00:43:43] Who is it

[00:43:44] God

[00:43:44] Really

[00:43:46] I need you to go

[00:43:47] You know what I mean

[00:43:48] I want you to go over here

[00:43:49] And Nineveh

[00:43:51] That's the name of it

[00:43:51] Thank you Holy Ghost

[00:43:55] Jonah's sermon

[00:43:56] Was ten words long

[00:43:59] His whole sermon

[00:44:00] He told him

[00:44:01] Go say this to Nineveh

[00:44:03] Such and such

[00:44:04] And Nineveh

[00:44:04] Will be overthrown

[00:44:05] It was

[00:44:06] His whole sermon

[00:44:07] Was ten words

[00:44:08] Ten words

[00:44:10] Such and such

[00:44:11] And Nineveh

[00:44:11] Will be overthrown

[00:44:12] That's what God

[00:44:13] Told Jonah

[00:44:13] Go tell Nineveh

[00:44:15] Such and such

[00:44:16] Repent

[00:44:16] Or Nineveh

[00:44:17] Will be overthrown

[00:44:17] It was ten words

[00:44:18] You can read it in the Bible

[00:44:19] It's ten words

[00:44:20] That's all he's supposed to tell him

[00:44:22] He didn't even want to go tell him that

[00:44:23] Hated him that bad

[00:44:25] Wow

[00:44:25] Yeah

[00:44:25] So anyway

[00:44:26] I like that dude

[00:44:27] I love that

[00:44:28] Wow

[00:44:28] Quote of the day

[00:44:29] Quote of the day

[00:44:30] Okay

[00:44:31] I am no longer

[00:44:32] Accepting the things

[00:44:33] I cannot change

[00:44:34] I'm changing the things

[00:44:36] I cannot accept

[00:44:37] Angela Davis

[00:44:39] So

[00:44:40] The original

[00:44:42] Prayer is

[00:44:44] Lord grant me

[00:44:45] The serenity

[00:44:46] To accept

[00:44:47] The things

[00:44:48] I cannot change

[00:44:49] And change

[00:44:50] The things

[00:44:50] That I can

[00:44:51] That I can

[00:44:52] That can yeah

[00:44:53] Something like that

[00:44:54] Yeah

[00:44:54] Did she originally say that

[00:44:56] This is her

[00:44:57] This is her

[00:44:58] Oh her version

[00:44:58] I wonder who said that

[00:45:00] Who said the serenity

[00:45:01] Where did that originate from

[00:45:03] That'd be a good question

[00:45:04] We gotta look it up

[00:45:04] Yeah

[00:45:05] Serenity prayer

[00:45:06] God grant me the serenity

[00:45:07] To

[00:45:09] Oh

[00:45:10] We gotta look that up

[00:45:11] We gotta look it up right

[00:45:11] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:45:12] You go over the word of the day

[00:45:13] Yeah yeah

[00:45:14] You know what

[00:45:16] Synoptic

[00:45:17] Synoptic

[00:45:17] Boy you got me on this

[00:45:20] You know I love this right here

[00:45:22] Alright

[00:45:22] It's Greek in its origin

[00:45:24] Right

[00:45:25] To see together

[00:45:26] Or share a common point of view

[00:45:28] So

[00:45:29] Example

[00:45:31] Matthew Mark Luke and John

[00:45:32] Are called the synoptic gospels

[00:45:34] Which mean

[00:45:35] They don't write them

[00:45:37] Exactly alike

[00:45:38] Right

[00:45:39] But they are

[00:45:42] Synonymous in a sense

[00:45:44] They're

[00:45:44] Keeping facts

[00:45:45] And it seems like they're

[00:45:47] Telling the same story

[00:45:49] But from a different

[00:45:50] Different perspective

[00:45:51] Yeah

[00:45:51] Like the movie

[00:45:52] Remember the movie

[00:45:54] Where they had

[00:45:55] Where they had all these

[00:45:56] It was a bombing

[00:45:56] Traffic

[00:45:56] No it was this big bombing

[00:45:58] And they looked at it

[00:45:59] From all different angles

[00:46:00] Oh

[00:46:00] Forest Whitaker was in it

[00:46:01] Oh man

[00:46:02] Oh man

[00:46:05] Vantage

[00:46:06] Not Vantage

[00:46:07] Vantage Point

[00:46:07] I don't think I saw that

[00:46:09] Oh that was a good one

[00:46:10] But yeah

[00:46:10] So the word synoptic

[00:46:12] Like you said

[00:46:13] It's Greek in its origin

[00:46:14] Right

[00:46:14] And so Matthew

[00:46:16] They each

[00:46:17] Talk about Jesus

[00:46:19] His character

[00:46:20] In a different way

[00:46:21] Right

[00:46:21] Right

[00:46:22] John

[00:46:24] He addresses

[00:46:24] Jesus'

[00:46:27] Divinity

[00:46:28] In that he starts

[00:46:29] His book off with

[00:46:30] In the beginning

[00:46:31] Was the word

[00:46:31] Right

[00:46:32] See he ain't talking

[00:46:32] About nothing human

[00:46:33] Right

[00:46:33] When you say

[00:46:34] In the beginning

[00:46:34] Was the word

[00:46:35] Not at the beginning

[00:46:36] So John's

[00:46:37] He talks about

[00:46:38] His divinity

[00:46:39] Luke

[00:46:40] He

[00:46:40] He

[00:46:41] He

[00:46:42] Shows his parables

[00:46:43] He talks

[00:46:44] Luke is full of parables

[00:46:45] A lot more parables

[00:46:47] You find in the book

[00:46:47] Of Luke

[00:46:48] Okay

[00:46:48] So Luke talks about

[00:46:49] His

[00:46:50] Showed him as a human

[00:46:51] Okay

[00:46:51] Alright

[00:46:52] Mark

[00:46:52] On the other hand

[00:46:54] Shows him as a servant

[00:46:55] He write to it

[00:46:56] Mark gets right to it

[00:46:57] He's young too

[00:46:58] When he wrote his

[00:46:59] Okay

[00:46:59] You can tell

[00:46:59] Mark's gospel

[00:47:00] From a young person

[00:47:01] He don't waste time

[00:47:02] He go right into

[00:47:04] Mark's gospel

[00:47:04] Okay

[00:47:05] And then Matthew

[00:47:06] Talks about

[00:47:06] He reveals the

[00:47:08] Lion part of him

[00:47:09] His characteristic

[00:47:10] As a lion

[00:47:11] Right

[00:47:11] You know

[00:47:12] And he talks about

[00:47:13] The genealogy

[00:47:14] Matthew starts out

[00:47:15] With the genealogy

[00:47:16] Mark don't do that

[00:47:18] He don't talk about

[00:47:19] None of that

[00:47:19] Let's get right to it

[00:47:20] Yeah

[00:47:21] You know what I'm saying

[00:47:22] So yeah

[00:47:23] So they write

[00:47:23] About his different

[00:47:25] Characters

[00:47:25] But they all

[00:47:26] Talk about the same guy

[00:47:27] Same person

[00:47:28] They all focus

[00:47:30] On the same character

[00:47:30] Which is

[00:47:31] Jesus

[00:47:31] And they saw him

[00:47:32] In different angles

[00:47:33] Like you said

[00:47:34] Matthew

[00:47:35] A tax collector

[00:47:36] He saw him

[00:47:37] From more

[00:47:38] To a business standpoint

[00:47:39] Too because he was

[00:47:40] A tax collector

[00:47:41] He was a businessman

[00:47:41] Luke was a doctor

[00:47:44] He was a black doctor

[00:47:45] He was a Gentile physician

[00:47:46] He was a black doctor

[00:47:47] A lot of people

[00:47:48] Don't know that

[00:47:48] He was a black doctor

[00:47:49] So when he wrote

[00:47:51] His

[00:47:51] He wrote from

[00:47:52] A totally different perspective

[00:47:53] Right

[00:47:54] Had Mark

[00:47:54] A young dude

[00:47:55] The young

[00:47:56] Young guy

[00:47:56] And then you had

[00:47:57] John

[00:47:58] Who was just

[00:47:58] Intimate with him

[00:47:59] That's why he wrote

[00:48:00] From the way he wrote

[00:48:01] Right

[00:48:02] You know

[00:48:02] The whole divinity thing

[00:48:04] John is my favorite

[00:48:05] Out of the gospels

[00:48:06] I would imagine

[00:48:06] Now listening to

[00:48:10] Learning behind the scenes

[00:48:11] About the four

[00:48:12] Right

[00:48:13] John would be more

[00:48:14] Interesting to read about

[00:48:15] I love John

[00:48:16] Just from understanding

[00:48:17] If you're a new believer

[00:48:18] Out of all of them

[00:48:19] He was the one

[00:48:20] Yes

[00:48:20] Yeah

[00:48:21] If you're a new believer

[00:48:22] The book of John

[00:48:22] If you want to start

[00:48:23] Reading a book

[00:48:24] In the Bible

[00:48:25] Read John

[00:48:26] Read John

[00:48:26] Jump from this

[00:48:27] Okay

[00:48:28] He is

[00:48:28] That's my favorite one

[00:48:30] Okay

[00:48:30] Yes

[00:48:31] Alright

[00:48:31] So

[00:48:33] Who invented

[00:48:34] The serenity prayer

[00:48:35] You said

[00:48:37] The Alcoholics Anonymous

[00:48:39] Grapevine of January

[00:48:40] 1950

[00:48:41] States that the prayer

[00:48:42] Was actually written

[00:48:43] By Dr. Reinhold

[00:48:45] Niebuhr

[00:48:47] Wow

[00:48:47] Niebuhr

[00:48:48] Wow

[00:48:49] Yeah

[00:48:49] I wonder what triggered that

[00:48:51] What triggered

[00:48:53] What made him

[00:48:53] You know what I mean

[00:48:54] What made

[00:48:55] Something happened

[00:48:57] Where

[00:48:57] It was something

[00:48:58] He was in his power

[00:49:00] To change to a certain extent

[00:49:01] And then I guess

[00:49:02] At some point

[00:49:03] He was like

[00:49:03] I can't do nothing about that

[00:49:04] Because he covered both sides

[00:49:05] Let me do what I can

[00:49:07] About what I can

[00:49:07] And then the rest

[00:49:09] I would even

[00:49:10] He has to have a personal

[00:49:12] Experience

[00:49:12] Something happened

[00:49:13] Yeah

[00:49:13] It's gotta be a personal

[00:49:14] I wouldn't find out

[00:49:15] What happened to make him

[00:49:15] See this is what we do

[00:49:17] Listen

[00:49:18] We do

[00:49:18] We for real

[00:49:20] We don't play around

[00:49:21] Over here

[00:49:21] I'm telling you

[00:49:22] And we keep receipts

[00:49:24] Perception

[00:49:25] Versus perspective

[00:49:26] I love this segment

[00:49:27] So what we have

[00:49:28] Is

[00:49:29] What we have on our sheet

[00:49:30] It's an elephant

[00:49:32] And there are

[00:49:33] One, two, three, four, five

[00:49:35] Six people

[00:49:36] On this elephant

[00:49:38] In various places

[00:49:39] And they're all quoting

[00:49:40] Yes

[00:49:40] So the one on the ears

[00:49:42] Is saying

[00:49:42] It's a fan

[00:49:44] The one at the tusk

[00:49:46] Is saying

[00:49:46] He's a dog

[00:49:47] He's saying

[00:49:47] It's a spear

[00:49:48] Right

[00:49:48] Then you've got

[00:49:49] One by the trunk

[00:49:51] And he's saying

[00:49:52] It's a snake

[00:49:54] One standing by

[00:49:55] The right on his leg

[00:49:56] And he's saying

[00:49:57] It's a tree

[00:49:58] It's a tree

[00:49:58] Right

[00:49:58] The one is on a ladder

[00:50:00] Right by the elephant

[00:50:01] Stomach

[00:50:02] Saying it's a wall

[00:50:03] Right

[00:50:03] And then one is hanging

[00:50:04] By the tail

[00:50:05] And saying

[00:50:05] It's a rope

[00:50:06] Right

[00:50:06] And when you talk

[00:50:08] About perception

[00:50:09] That's

[00:50:10] They're all

[00:50:10] They're all right

[00:50:11] All of them are right

[00:50:12] They're all right

[00:50:13] Right

[00:50:13] But to get perspective

[00:50:15] You've got to stand back

[00:50:16] Yeah

[00:50:17] Look at the whole picture

[00:50:18] The whole picture

[00:50:19] That's fire

[00:50:20] Which is

[00:50:20] You know

[00:50:21] And good in life too

[00:50:22] Right

[00:50:23] All right

[00:50:24] Black folks

[00:50:25] Black folks segment

[00:50:26] Things are ways

[00:50:28] Black people say

[00:50:29] Hello and goodbye

[00:50:31] Black people

[00:50:31] They say hello

[00:50:32] What it do

[00:50:36] Sup

[00:50:36] Yeah

[00:50:37] Sup

[00:50:37] Sup

[00:50:38] What's happening

[00:50:39] What's happening

[00:50:39] What you into

[00:50:41] What you no good

[00:50:42] Yo what's good

[00:50:43] What you no good

[00:50:45] Remember that

[00:50:46] What you no good

[00:50:47] Hey watch out that now

[00:50:50] Here's a good one

[00:50:50] Tell me something good

[00:50:51] And stick to it

[00:50:55] All right

[00:50:55] How to say goodbye

[00:50:56] I'll holler

[00:50:57] Peace

[00:51:00] I'm out

[00:51:01] I'm out

[00:51:01] Yeah

[00:51:01] I'll holler at you

[00:51:02] Yeah

[00:51:02] Yeah

[00:51:03] Yeah

[00:51:05] Helpful hints

[00:51:05] All right

[00:51:06] Helpful hints

[00:51:07] All right

[00:51:07] Okay

[00:51:07] If you feel like

[00:51:08] You're in danger

[00:51:09] Of being followed

[00:51:10] You can call the police

[00:51:11] And pretend to order

[00:51:12] A pizza

[00:51:13] They will be

[00:51:14] You know

[00:51:15] Trained

[00:51:15] I've heard that before

[00:51:17] Okay

[00:51:18] Yeah

[00:51:18] Another one

[00:51:19] If you see money

[00:51:21] Falling from the sky

[00:51:22] Run

[00:51:23] It's most likely

[00:51:24] A terrorist

[00:51:24] Trying to gather

[00:51:25] A large crowd

[00:51:26] Wow

[00:51:27] That's gonna be a tough one

[00:51:28] That's gonna be tough

[00:51:30] That's gonna be a tough one

[00:51:31] Ain't nobody running

[00:51:32] From that money

[00:51:32] Coming from the sky

[00:51:35] You've been warned

[00:51:36] Facts

[00:51:37] On

[00:51:37] On and off the field

[00:51:39] You've been warned

[00:51:39] You've been warned

[00:51:40] Final drive

[00:51:41] All right

[00:51:42] Let's chop it here

[00:51:44] Red flags

[00:51:47] Somebody driving

[00:51:48] A white cargo van

[00:51:49] At night

[00:51:50] Definitely a red flag

[00:51:51] Yeah

[00:51:51] Yeah

[00:51:52] Except if they ain't got no windows

[00:51:53] I saw one

[00:51:55] And it was

[00:51:56] You know

[00:51:56] We were right by the light

[00:51:57] By each other

[00:51:58] And I was thinking

[00:51:58] I was like

[00:51:58] Gosh this guy might be

[00:51:59] A serial killer

[00:52:00] Anything

[00:52:02] Never know

[00:52:02] Yeah

[00:52:03] Facts

[00:52:04] Wow

[00:52:05] All right

[00:52:05] So let's play some games

[00:52:06] Let's go

[00:52:08] Charades and movie titles

[00:52:09] Let's play charades

[00:52:09] And movie titles

[00:52:10] All right

[00:52:10] I got one

[00:52:11] Okay

[00:52:13] All right

[00:52:14] Let's see

[00:52:15] Okay

[00:52:17] It puts the lotion

[00:52:19] In the basket

[00:52:21] Wait a minute

[00:52:22] Say that again

[00:52:23] It puts the lotion

[00:52:25] In the basket

[00:52:25] Or gets the hose again

[00:52:30] Oh

[00:52:30] You got me

[00:52:31] Okay

[00:52:32] I'll give you another one

[00:52:33] Give me the

[00:52:34] All right

[00:52:36] Have the lamb

[00:52:37] Stop crying

[00:52:39] Silence of the lamb

[00:52:40] Silence of the lamb

[00:52:41] Ooh

[00:52:42] All right

[00:52:42] Okay

[00:52:43] Yeah

[00:52:44] Remember he was in the

[00:52:45] The girl was in the

[00:52:46] In the pit

[00:52:47] Uh huh

[00:52:48] And Buffalo Bill

[00:52:49] Was standing over

[00:52:50] It's like

[00:52:51] It puts the lotion

[00:52:52] In the basket

[00:52:52] I forgot that part

[00:52:57] I would have never

[00:52:58] Got that

[00:52:59] All right

[00:53:00] Coming out of the

[00:53:01] Tunnel segment

[00:53:01] Okay

[00:53:01] Best college tradition

[00:53:03] For teen

[00:53:04] Coming out of the

[00:53:05] Tunnel for the

[00:53:06] Opening kickoff

[00:53:06] Who you got

[00:53:07] I got Miami still

[00:53:09] Coming out that smoke

[00:53:10] Yeah

[00:53:11] You got Miami

[00:53:13] I like uh

[00:53:14] Miami

[00:53:14] Oklahoma

[00:53:14] I

[00:53:15] You know

[00:53:16] I was gonna say

[00:53:17] Oklahoma's got a fire

[00:53:17] Cause they got that

[00:53:18] With the boomer sooner

[00:53:19] Coming out

[00:53:20] Right

[00:53:20] But one time

[00:53:21] That joke

[00:53:22] A flip throw

[00:53:22] The uh

[00:53:23] Colorado I like

[00:53:24] With the buffalo

[00:53:25] Okay

[00:53:25] I like that

[00:53:26] They run them out

[00:53:27] Yeah

[00:53:27] I like that too

[00:53:27] With the buffalo

[00:53:28] Uh huh

[00:53:28] But that smoke

[00:53:30] In Miami man

[00:53:30] That was crucial

[00:53:32] Well you partial

[00:53:33] Anyway

[00:53:33] Well I mean

[00:53:33] But I've always

[00:53:34] Liked that though

[00:53:35] I know

[00:53:35] I liked them

[00:53:36] Before I knew

[00:53:37] They came out of smoke

[00:53:38] Cause when I saw

[00:53:38] Them they were on the road

[00:53:39] It was a road game

[00:53:40] Well listen

[00:53:41] You gotta be crazy

[00:53:42] Even if you're not

[00:53:43] A Miami fan

[00:53:44] Not to like Miami

[00:53:45] Ray Lewis

[00:53:46] And all them boys

[00:53:47] Made me like Miami

[00:53:49] Right

[00:53:49] Way back then

[00:53:50] Facts

[00:53:51] Facts

[00:53:51] And they still

[00:53:52] Got me liking them

[00:53:53] You know

[00:53:53] You know

[00:53:54] Centrist

[00:53:54] He didn't get

[00:53:55] His scholarship

[00:53:56] Until like late

[00:53:58] Like I think a week

[00:53:59] Or two before

[00:54:00] The season started

[00:54:01] Hmm

[00:54:01] Yeah

[00:54:02] He was gonna be

[00:54:03] He was going to

[00:54:03] Junior college

[00:54:05] Well he made me

[00:54:06] Like he made me

[00:54:07] Like Miami

[00:54:08] Alright

[00:54:08] Okay the sex doctor

[00:54:10] Sex doctor

[00:54:11] Kamlong pai

[00:54:12] Kamlong pai

[00:54:13] Is Thai

[00:54:14] For I'm coming

[00:54:15] Kamlong pai

[00:54:18] Kamlong pai

[00:54:20] Kamlong pai

[00:54:23] Kamlong pai

[00:54:27] Kamlong pai

[00:54:27] Kamlong pai

[00:54:28] Kamlong pai

[00:54:28] Oh my goodness

[00:54:29] It's

[00:54:31] It's

[00:54:31] Thai for I'm coming

[00:54:32] Okay

[00:54:33] Kamlong pai

[00:54:34] Kamlong pai

[00:54:35] Kamlong pai

[00:54:36] Wow

[00:54:36] Never have I ever

[00:54:38] Say

[00:54:40] Creeper sound

[00:54:40] For yes

[00:54:41] And for no

[00:54:44] The Singapore

[00:54:45] Sing

[00:54:46] Senior

[00:54:47] I said Singapore

[00:54:48] Senior

[00:54:50] In mafia

[00:54:51] Godfather voice

[00:54:52] No senor

[00:54:54] Okay

[00:54:54] Alright

[00:54:55] Never have I ever

[00:54:56] Gone skinny dipping

[00:54:57] No senor

[00:55:01] Never have I ever

[00:55:03] Been hung over

[00:55:07] Dude you sound like

[00:55:08] Shao Kahn

[00:55:09] On Mortal Kombat

[00:55:10] Do you know who that is

[00:55:12] Yes

[00:55:12] You sound like

[00:55:14] Shao Kahn

[00:55:15] That's crazy

[00:55:16] Put his voice in there

[00:55:18] You need to do a segment

[00:55:19] With Shao Kahn voice

[00:55:20] Never have I ever

[00:55:21] Ghosted someone

[00:55:27] Mortal Kombat

[00:55:31] Boy you got this

[00:55:32] Tighter than a chili

[00:55:34] Get out of here

[00:55:35] Dude

[00:55:36] This tight as a chili

[00:55:37] Get out of here

[00:55:39] Dude

[00:55:40] Never have I ever

[00:55:41] Dined and dashed

[00:55:43] No senor

[00:55:45] Never have I ever

[00:55:46] Used a fake ID

[00:55:51] Flawless victory

[00:55:54] Never have I ever

[00:55:55] Had a crush

[00:55:56] On a teacher

[00:56:01] Never have I ever

[00:56:02] You remember her name

[00:56:04] Miss Smuldrell

[00:56:05] Joyce Smuldrell

[00:56:06] What year

[00:56:07] What grade

[00:56:07] Fifth grade

[00:56:09] Fifth grade

[00:56:10] Now what you doing

[00:56:11] Getting a woody

[00:56:12] In the fifth grade

[00:56:13] For a teacher

[00:56:14] She was strong

[00:56:15] He said she was strong

[00:56:17] She was beautiful

[00:56:17] God

[00:56:18] Alright

[00:56:18] Never

[00:56:19] Never have I ever

[00:56:20] Played Spind a Bottle

[00:56:24] Never have I ever

[00:56:25] Smoked a cigarette

[00:56:27] I think we are

[00:56:28] I wish I haven't

[00:56:29] I wish I didn't

[00:56:30] It's nasty

[00:56:31] Yeah it's horrible

[00:56:31] Yeah I can't stand that

[00:56:34] I can't stand a cigarette

[00:56:35] Pet peeves

[00:56:37] Pet peeves

[00:56:38] Talking on your speaker phone

[00:56:40] To someone in a closed

[00:56:42] Public space

[00:56:43] Where other people

[00:56:44] Can hear nothing

[00:56:44] But your conversation

[00:56:46] Ignorant

[00:56:46] Yeah I don't like that

[00:56:47] It's ignorant

[00:56:48] And it is publicly

[00:56:50] Malicious

[00:56:50] Right

[00:56:53] It is

[00:56:54] And I label it

[00:56:54] That on purpose

[00:56:55] Alright

[00:56:57] What if

[00:56:58] Alright what if

[00:56:58] What if your life

[00:56:59] Had background music

[00:57:00] To warn you

[00:57:02] When you are going

[00:57:03] To have a bad day

[00:57:04] Wow

[00:57:05] Yeah

[00:57:06] You gotta think about this

[00:57:07] Say you're getting ready

[00:57:07] To do something bad

[00:57:08] And all of a sudden

[00:57:10] This music comes on

[00:57:11] She's a bad man

[00:57:13] I'm a drunk

[00:57:14] And you look around

[00:57:16] Like

[00:57:16] Oops

[00:57:17] Nope

[00:57:18] Nope

[00:57:19] Sorry

[00:57:19] Nope

[00:57:24] What would be

[00:57:26] Your background music

[00:57:28] Oh man

[00:57:30] Probably some

[00:57:31] Bob Marley

[00:57:32] Or something like that

[00:57:33] It ain't

[00:57:34] That ain't gonna

[00:57:34] Startle you

[00:57:35] Ain't gonna startle me

[00:57:36] Yeah

[00:57:36] It's gotta be a warning

[00:57:37] It's gotta be something

[00:57:39] To save you

[00:57:39] It's like the Halloween music

[00:57:40] Like the Halloween

[00:57:41] Michael Myers

[00:57:41] You know

[00:57:41] That's true

[00:57:44] That's true

[00:57:45] Like Halloween

[00:57:46] Very very true

[00:57:47] My friend

[00:57:48] Alright

[00:57:48] Truth or dare

[00:57:49] Truth or dare

[00:57:50] I gotta pick one right

[00:57:51] Alright

[00:57:53] I'll take truth

[00:57:55] What was the last thing

[00:57:56] You bought

[00:57:58] Ooh

[00:58:00] I bought

[00:58:02] Oh man

[00:58:03] You see how hard that is

[00:58:04] We don't

[00:58:04] I don't

[00:58:06] Gas

[00:58:07] Ah

[00:58:09] Last thing I bought

[00:58:12] Was

[00:58:14] Um

[00:58:15] Oh you got me

[00:58:16] What was the last thing

[00:58:18] I bought

[00:58:18] Water

[00:58:19] Soda

[00:58:19] Oh

[00:58:20] Candy

[00:58:20] Some

[00:58:21] Um

[00:58:23] A bottle of vodka

[00:58:24] I did

[00:58:29] What kind

[00:58:31] I tried a new one

[00:58:33] It's this organic vodka

[00:58:35] Made with

[00:58:35] Maca root

[00:58:38] Wheatley's

[00:58:38] Huh

[00:58:38] Wheatley's

[00:58:39] No it's

[00:58:40] Oh man

[00:58:41] It's in there

[00:58:42] I had to

[00:58:42] I had to show it to you

[00:58:43] Okay

[00:58:44] Alright

[00:58:46] Alright

[00:58:47] Jordan

[00:58:47] This is a

[00:58:48] Different

[00:58:49] You got a different

[00:58:50] Jordan and LeBron

[00:58:51] Oh my goodness

[00:58:53] Yeah

[00:58:53] So we always talk about

[00:58:54] Jordan

[00:58:55] And LeBron

[00:58:57] But what about their sons

[00:58:59] All four of them

[00:59:00] Have played basketball

[00:59:01] Yeah

[00:59:01] I think

[00:59:03] LeBron's son

[00:59:04] Is horrible

[00:59:06] Well not horrible

[00:59:07] I mean

[00:59:07] Well he's not ready

[00:59:08] For the

[00:59:08] He's not ready

[00:59:09] He's not

[00:59:10] He's not horrible

[00:59:10] I digress

[00:59:11] He's not

[00:59:13] NBA worthy

[00:59:14] Which

[00:59:15] He's not

[00:59:15] He's not

[00:59:15] He's a lot of good

[00:59:16] Great players

[00:59:16] He's not nearly as good

[00:59:17] As they try to make him out to be

[00:59:19] He's a decent player

[00:59:21] I'm not going to say he's horrible

[00:59:22] He's a decent player

[00:59:24] Yes

[00:59:24] He's not

[00:59:25] But

[00:59:25] To go to the NBA

[00:59:27] And again

[00:59:28] That's no shame

[00:59:28] On anyone's game

[00:59:30] Because there are a lot of

[00:59:31] Great

[00:59:32] Good ball players

[00:59:33] That haven't made it to the NBA

[00:59:34] Right

[00:59:34] Right

[00:59:35] Right

[00:59:35] Right

[00:59:35] Right

[00:59:35] And

[00:59:36] And Ronnie's one of them

[00:59:37] He should be one of them

[00:59:38] Yeah

[00:59:38] He needs to go to the D league

[00:59:40] Yeah

[00:59:41] Thanks

[00:59:41] Alright

[00:59:42] Alright

[00:59:42] Fill in the blank

[00:59:44] Okay

[00:59:47] Let's see how we're going to do this

[00:59:48] Yeah

[00:59:48] So

[00:59:49] Can you read this

[00:59:50] Yeah

[00:59:51] So you read it

[00:59:52] Okay

[00:59:52] And

[00:59:53] You going to fill in the blank

[00:59:54] Oh

[00:59:55] I guess I did that wrong

[00:59:58] Tell me what's going to be happening here

[01:00:00] Well

[01:00:00] Don't worry about it

[01:00:01] So say

[01:00:02] So I

[01:00:03] I was watching you

[01:00:05] Blank

[01:00:05] In the kitchen the other day

[01:00:07] So you have to fill in the blank

[01:00:08] Yeah

[01:00:09] I was watching you cook

[01:00:11] In the kitchen

[01:00:12] Okay

[01:00:12] I couldn't take my eyes off your

[01:00:16] Blank

[01:00:17] Uh

[01:00:17] But

[01:00:19] I don't know what stopped me from sneaking a touch through your blank

[01:00:27] Apron

[01:00:28] If we weren't in the presence of others I would have

[01:00:31] Blank

[01:00:33] Kissed you

[01:00:36] Get out of here

[01:00:37] Do it

[01:00:44] I didn't even see that until a second ago

[01:00:47] Alright

[01:00:49] Versus segment

[01:00:50] Avengers vs. X-Men

[01:00:51] I got Avengers

[01:00:52] You got Avengers

[01:00:54] Yes

[01:00:54] Why is that

[01:00:56] I've

[01:00:57] I've always been just an Avengers fan

[01:01:00] Okay

[01:01:00] Um

[01:01:01] More

[01:01:02] Well I'm familiar with both sides as far as character goes

[01:01:05] Sure

[01:01:06] But it's some kind of cross

[01:01:08] Uh

[01:01:09] Thing taking place too

[01:01:11] Cause some of them cross

[01:01:12] Like

[01:01:12] Right

[01:01:13] They cross

[01:01:13] I guess that's the whole

[01:01:15] Um

[01:01:15] Dimension thing they talk about

[01:01:17] So yeah

[01:01:18] They kind of cross over

[01:01:19] Cause

[01:01:20] Um

[01:01:21] Wolverine

[01:01:22] And Spider-Man too

[01:01:24] Would Wolverine beat the Hulk?

[01:01:27] You know

[01:01:27] That is

[01:01:28] That has been a subject of debate

[01:01:30] For a while

[01:01:31] Uh

[01:01:32] Cause they both

[01:01:34] They both can

[01:01:35] Uh

[01:01:35] Heal themselves

[01:01:36] They both self heal

[01:01:38] Uh

[01:01:38] I saw a cartoon

[01:01:40] Of them fighting

[01:01:41] And

[01:01:41] Hulk actually tore

[01:01:43] Wolverine in half

[01:01:45] Right

[01:01:46] He had to tear him in half

[01:01:47] Right

[01:01:47] To stop him

[01:01:49] You would think

[01:01:50] So

[01:01:51] One would think

[01:01:51] That uh

[01:01:52] Because of the

[01:01:54] Steel blades

[01:01:55] That Wolverine has

[01:01:57] Right

[01:01:57] Actual

[01:01:58] Hulk's skin

[01:01:59] Is so

[01:02:00] Tough

[01:02:00] That it doesn't

[01:02:02] Really affect

[01:02:02] It doesn't affect

[01:02:03] Like that

[01:02:04] It's not like

[01:02:04] He can just run up

[01:02:05] And stab

[01:02:05] Hulk

[01:02:06] And be like

[01:02:07] Oh

[01:02:07] Hulk's done

[01:02:07] His skin

[01:02:08] Will actually

[01:02:09] Right

[01:02:10] So

[01:02:10] Damage those blades

[01:02:11] So if

[01:02:12] If I had to pick

[01:02:13] I'd pick Hulk

[01:02:14] Hulk

[01:02:14] Right

[01:02:15] Yeah

[01:02:15] They said

[01:02:16] You know how you

[01:02:17] You start

[01:02:18] Uh

[01:02:20] I don't know if you call them

[01:02:21] Easter eggs

[01:02:22] Or what

[01:02:23] But

[01:02:23] You kind of start

[01:02:24] Looking for these

[01:02:25] They have

[01:02:25] They call them

[01:02:26] Easter eggs

[01:02:26] In the multiverse

[01:02:27] Okay

[01:02:28] So

[01:02:29] It was said

[01:02:30] That

[01:02:30] Hulk

[01:02:31] The more angry

[01:02:33] He gets

[01:02:33] The stronger he gets

[01:02:34] Yes

[01:02:35] It's

[01:02:36] That was

[01:02:37] Because I was like

[01:02:38] How was Thanos

[01:02:39] Able to beat him

[01:02:40] You know when Thanos

[01:02:41] Because Thanos

[01:02:41] Whooped him

[01:02:42] But I went and looked

[01:02:42] And I found an Easter egg

[01:02:44] It said that Thanos

[01:02:45] Knew

[01:02:45] That the longer

[01:02:46] The fight went on

[01:02:47] The better chance

[01:02:48] Hulk had

[01:02:49] Because he's going

[01:02:49] To get more angry

[01:02:50] If you look at the scene

[01:02:51] Where Thanos whipped him

[01:02:52] He whipped him fast

[01:02:53] Like he hit him

[01:02:54] With like a two piece

[01:02:55] And then a major hook

[01:02:56] Like he was out

[01:02:57] Right

[01:02:57] And then he dipped

[01:02:58] You know what I'm saying

[01:02:59] But if he

[01:02:59] The longer you fight the Hulk

[01:03:02] The more angry he gets

[01:03:03] Right

[01:03:03] They said one time

[01:03:04] That he was so angry

[01:03:05] That he

[01:03:06] He went to lift the earth

[01:03:08] And he went through

[01:03:08] Like his feet went down

[01:03:10] Like that's how strong he is

[01:03:12] Ooh

[01:03:12] Just you know

[01:03:13] Yeah right right

[01:03:14] The Easter egg type thing

[01:03:15] Right

[01:03:15] That's mystifying to me

[01:03:17] It is

[01:03:18] I like that

[01:03:19] That he has that type of

[01:03:20] Strength

[01:03:20] You know what I mean

[01:03:21] So you know who the

[01:03:22] Strongest person in the

[01:03:23] Multiverse is

[01:03:25] It's a weird name dude

[01:03:26] No

[01:03:27] From what I heard

[01:03:28] I can't remember his name

[01:03:28] Oh gosh

[01:03:29] No

[01:03:31] Somebody said his name

[01:03:32] I can't remember his name

[01:03:33] I had thought it was

[01:03:36] Cage

[01:03:36] Luke Cage

[01:03:38] At one point

[01:03:38] Really

[01:03:39] Yeah

[01:03:39] Okay so I heard

[01:03:41] Well I can't remember

[01:03:42] The guy's name

[01:03:43] Another fun fact though

[01:03:44] Before we move on

[01:03:46] It was said that

[01:03:47] Cause it was like

[01:03:48] Who could beat Thanos

[01:03:49] They said Spiderman

[01:03:50] And beat Thanos

[01:03:52] Spiderman

[01:03:53] Yes

[01:03:53] They said

[01:03:54] That he's capable

[01:03:55] Of beating Thanos

[01:03:57] I don't see

[01:03:58] I don't know how

[01:03:59] But

[01:04:00] Just me reading

[01:04:01] Just kind of you know

[01:04:02] Right right right

[01:04:03] Running up on stuff

[01:04:03] Something is far fetched

[01:04:04] You know but

[01:04:05] Yeah

[01:04:06] I don't know

[01:04:07] I don't know

[01:04:08] That's good stuff though

[01:04:09] Family feud

[01:04:10] Family feud

[01:04:10] Okay

[01:04:10] Yeah

[01:04:11] Alright

[01:04:12] Name things you would

[01:04:13] Spend lottery winnings on

[01:04:17] House and car

[01:04:19] That's number one

[01:04:20] Mansion

[01:04:20] Okay

[01:04:21] Number one

[01:04:21] Alright

[01:04:21] Name a food that goes

[01:04:24] With peanut butter

[01:04:25] Oh man

[01:04:25] Jelly

[01:04:26] That's number one

[01:04:27] Yes

[01:04:27] Yeah

[01:04:27] Alright

[01:04:28] Name holidays

[01:04:29] That involve gifts

[01:04:31] Christmas and birthday

[01:04:33] Oh you

[01:04:33] Man you

[01:04:34] Three for three

[01:04:35] Alright

[01:04:37] Name a fictional

[01:04:38] Fantasy book series

[01:04:40] With a large fan base

[01:04:43] Oh

[01:04:45] Man

[01:04:45] What's his name

[01:04:47] What's his name

[01:04:49] What's his name

[01:04:50] The Lord

[01:04:52] Harry

[01:04:53] Harry Potter

[01:04:53] Harry Potter

[01:04:54] Yes

[01:04:54] Yes

[01:04:55] Okay

[01:04:55] Number one

[01:04:56] Alright

[01:04:56] Alright

[01:04:57] Name an item

[01:04:57] What would be number two

[01:05:01] The Hobbit

[01:05:02] Lord of the Rings

[01:05:03] Lord of the Rings

[01:05:03] What

[01:05:04] That's number two

[01:05:05] Number two

[01:05:05] Wow

[01:05:06] Alright

[01:05:07] Name an item

[01:05:07] You might buy

[01:05:08] In a souvenir shop

[01:05:10] Um

[01:05:11] Zippo lighter

[01:05:13] I don't know

[01:05:15] We used to buy them

[01:05:16] Overseas

[01:05:16] No

[01:05:17] No

[01:05:17] What

[01:05:18] T-shirt

[01:05:19] T-shirt

[01:05:19] Okay

[01:05:19] That's number one

[01:05:20] Alright

[01:05:20] Starting line

[01:05:21] Alright

[01:05:22] This is the starting line

[01:05:23] For the Dallas Cowboys

[01:05:25] Hey quarterback

[01:05:27] Hey quarterback

[01:05:29] From Central Michigan

[01:05:30] Cooper Rush

[01:05:32] We

[01:05:33] Coming behind him

[01:05:35] At the running back

[01:05:38] Ezekiel Elliott

[01:05:39] Of Ohio State

[01:05:40] Watch that

[01:05:41] Oh

[01:05:42] At wide receiver

[01:05:43] From Oklahoma State

[01:05:45] He got a nice name

[01:05:47] C.D. Lamb

[01:05:48] C.D.

[01:05:49] C.D. Lamb

[01:05:49] I want that

[01:05:50] See me

[01:05:51] See me

[01:05:51] At wide receiver

[01:05:54] Ooh

[01:05:54] Wide receiver

[01:05:55] Watch that word

[01:05:56] Wide

[01:05:56] And receiver

[01:05:58] They go to California

[01:06:01] Jalen Tober

[01:06:02] And he going

[01:06:03] Down south

[01:06:04] Alabama

[01:06:04] With it

[01:06:05] Like down south

[01:06:06] And in my favorite position

[01:06:08] Tight end

[01:06:09] Jake Ferguson

[01:06:11] From Wisconsin

[01:06:12] Don't poop

[01:06:13] With a tight end

[01:06:46] All right

[01:06:47] Go

[01:06:49] Tight end

[01:06:49] Ooh

[01:06:51] No

[01:06:52] That's you

[01:06:54] You on the line

[01:06:55] Okay

[01:06:55] At left

[01:06:57] Tyler

[01:06:59] Tyler

[01:07:00] Guyton

[01:07:01] From Oklahoma

[01:07:02] Oklahoma

[01:07:02] Right next to him

[01:07:04] Is left guard

[01:07:05] Tyler Smith

[01:07:06] From Tulsa

[01:07:07] University

[01:07:08] Tulsa King

[01:07:09] Right here

[01:07:10] And that's

[01:07:11] Center

[01:07:11] Right in the middle

[01:07:13] Right up there

[01:07:13] In the middle

[01:07:14] West MacDow

[01:07:16] Go there

[01:07:17] Cooper

[01:07:20] Cooper

[01:07:21] BB

[01:07:22] Cooper

[01:07:23] Ooh

[01:07:24] I like that name

[01:07:25] Bayback

[01:07:25] From Kansas State

[01:07:27] Hey Bayback

[01:07:28] And on the other side

[01:07:29] Next to him

[01:07:30] Is Zach Martin

[01:07:32] From Notre Dame

[01:07:33] Ooh

[01:07:33] Heard about them

[01:07:34] Catholic ball

[01:07:35] Uh huh

[01:07:35] Zach

[01:07:36] Heard them ball

[01:07:36] West

[01:07:37] That one's got

[01:07:37] Nothing

[01:07:38] Zach

[01:07:38] Don't sack me

[01:07:39] Zach

[01:07:40] Don't sack me

[01:07:40] Zach

[01:07:41] Let him through

[01:07:42] Let him through

[01:07:42] Right

[01:07:44] And at right

[01:07:45] Top

[01:07:46] Terrence

[01:07:47] Ooh

[01:07:47] Steve

[01:07:48] I like that

[01:07:48] Is it wood

[01:07:50] Or is it steel

[01:07:50] Oh

[01:07:51] He just happened

[01:07:52] To see me

[01:07:53] From Texas Tech

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