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[00:00:01] Episode 23 Eikositriophobia, Eikositriophobia, so I had to practice saying that
[00:00:11] Eikositriophobia, Eikositriophobia which it means simply a fear of the number 23
[00:00:17] Wow, it's a phobia for everything I guess it is right and you know I mentioned
[00:00:24] before we got on a live that an honorable mention of a fear 23 is Michael Jordan was
[00:00:33] greatly feared seriously feared by his own teammates and by the opponent's right
[00:00:40] right like I people have testified yeah on video well he held them to such a
[00:00:48] high standard that they could not hold to themselves you think that was the source
[00:00:54] of the fear of him because of his standard the standard right and in fact
[00:00:59] he'd come at you too yes and he would make up stuff in his head like one night
[00:01:04] get angry yes they went to they were in I think they real quick they played
[00:01:08] Phoenix they was in Phoenix they went to a restaurant and some of the Phoenix
[00:01:13] sounds were there and he didn't want them didn't speak to one he said he
[00:01:16] didn't speak to me and it's a reason to torture him yes right yeah yeah alright
[00:01:24] I Eikositriophobia so the other part to that too you I thought you might like this
[00:01:29] in numerology the number 23 has big energy and is connected to the planet
[00:01:34] Uranus yeah right so Uranus carries big energy big energy wow okay alright
[00:01:47] and also okay LeBron James revealed in an interview that Michael Jordan was his
[00:01:52] main inspiration for choosing the number 23 he respectively referred to the NBA
[00:01:58] legend as a God and the inspiration behind his entire career wow that's fire
[00:02:04] yeah that's fine kind of interesting because we go back and forth with LeBron
[00:02:07] and and versus well we guess right and everybody got their own opinion right
[00:02:12] so you know but even the goat even the so-called goat himself says you know he
[00:02:18] looked up to the goat so that says it on that says it so we know who the real
[00:02:23] number 23 is right alright give us that back give us a theme music yeah
[00:02:28] yeah coach now episode number 23 this is on off the field sports podcasting with
[00:02:36] a purpose we got on the field coach rest assured this is your boy coach
[00:02:39] Boston aka still a nation since 1876 you know you got the off the field coach
[00:02:45] you should go to man since 1968 what up coach what up coach so 23 man I go
[00:02:52] sit real phobia how you doing I'm good I'm good back at it back at it man we
[00:02:58] back at it let's go in the class concept I'm gonna laugh a little bit yeah I'm
[00:03:02] ready to laugh you know let's go let's go I didn't read these again on purpose
[00:03:06] I want to be you know pleasantly surprised and I won't want but if it need a
[00:03:11] one-wump I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators really yeah I'm
[00:03:17] taking steps to avoid them that's good I like that you have a phobia of intruders
[00:03:24] sneaking into your home no you're not alone
[00:03:30] all right I was gonna write a book on phobias I was afraid it was going to
[00:03:37] sell wow that's crazy I think I've developed a phobia of German sausages
[00:03:44] okay I keep on fearing the worst oh my good and you said it with the German
[00:03:50] exit the first but but but ice fraudulent frauds
[00:03:59] I was recently diagnosed with a fear of geriat P5 phobia that was good why is it
[00:04:08] still why is it considered safe to date a girl who's a Dallas Cowboys oh my
[00:04:13] goodness why because she'll never expect a ring wow they did not escape all right
[00:04:19] that was good that was good all right so these are a couple of movie ones all right
[00:04:30] in the movie airport the bomber has seat number 23 what in diehard with the
[00:04:37] vengeance a train derails in the subway station 23 whoa and the lead character in
[00:04:44] the film the big Lebowski always uses lane 23 at the bowling alley that's fire
[00:04:49] that's why that's crazy the movie airport that's the old school 70s right
[00:04:56] okay yeah all right did you know okay in Islam the Quran was revealed in a total
[00:05:02] of 23 years to Muhammad you know anything about that I mean obviously you
[00:05:08] don't well I just thought it was interesting fact no that is interesting I'm
[00:05:14] familiar with the story behind okay his quote-unquote calling or summoning or
[00:05:21] whatever you want to call it he says that happened to him this super spiritual
[00:05:26] experience I don't know I'm aware of it but like to I wanted to kind of
[00:05:30] meditate on that that it took reveal was revealed in 23 years not so the fact
[00:05:36] that either so in a stretch of in the stretch of 23 years I guess Muhammad was
[00:05:43] revealing stuff to him I guess Spanish okay that's interesting you don't want to
[00:05:48] ask you something too and I was you know going over to Middle East and where
[00:05:53] you had the descendants one went to one was from Abraham I believe one for
[00:06:00] Israel and one went to Iran or Iraq okay so you had you know you mean the split
[00:06:07] between the brothers yes so you had your ish myel right yes yes yeah Isaac and
[00:06:15] yeah it's my eyes it was the promise child ish myel was the one that went to
[00:06:20] Iraq I read God Muslim that's where Islam is very far from it got you got
[00:06:25] you that's why I said they got this it's crazy they got the same father but they
[00:06:29] they just they split and I heard it was also something where if if they would
[00:06:36] have settled in another area it wouldn't have been such an issue but the
[00:06:40] short the area where they chose settled right made it more they fight
[00:06:44] over that land they fight over to this day but the thing about it is that
[00:06:47] there's a Isaac who was the promise child was it was spoken by God that
[00:06:53] would be reckoned through Isaac Isaac you know to see with Isaac not to
[00:06:57] Ishmael see Ishmael was born of the flesh born of you know she told Sarah
[00:07:02] told him that going up and then they were you know so I could have a you
[00:07:07] know what I mean so it was it was a she was a slave that's why the Islam
[00:07:12] gonna always be a birth of slavery you know what I mean that's what your
[00:07:17] you know I mean your descendants so it was already spoken about that
[00:07:22] we need to do some more deep on that yes all right things that make you go hmm
[00:07:26] which was that just made me know each parent contributes 23 chromosomes to the
[00:07:31] start of a human life egg and sperm cells in humans have 23 chromosomes which
[00:07:36] fuse and divide to create that's fire you know what that's fine it's crazy
[00:07:42] how we was just talking about the the the seed and offspring with it how to
[00:07:49] came here it is we just talking about the chromosomes in the next segment
[00:07:53] that's right right that's crazy we have an interesting show yeah we cover we
[00:07:59] cover on and off the field you know what we got it we got it we got it we got to
[00:08:05] give bounty hunter just about a free time we got to get him on the phone Wayne
[00:08:09] told me that he actually was holding back because he thought this was a quote
[00:08:15] unquote family show that we were live on the radio right I explained to him this
[00:08:20] is a podcast we want the real deal do not hold right you got anything to say right
[00:08:25] if we need to edit we'll ask what I told him I said we'll edit so just let us
[00:08:29] let us hear it we haven't said that what's what's had it let's call Wayne
[00:08:44] hello Wayne the bounty hunter welcome to the show you know who it is on enough
[00:08:49] how you doing this morning sir what's up Wayne hey what's happening what's happening
[00:08:54] I you know what we call it for we want to hear the real deal get a real deal man give
[00:08:58] us a bounty hunter story come on with it Wayne okay there's one girl place we went
[00:09:04] looking for this guy and he figured out but I ain't going in I'm not I'm not
[00:09:11] going so we had the house around it so we are telling them to come out by
[00:09:17] the honey hunter come out from this thing we know he opened the door and six
[00:09:23] of dogs on a oh what type of dog like a rock wall of okay kind of what I am a
[00:09:34] rock wallet in the mix it was mixed whatever was a bargain like you bought
[00:09:39] now can't can't bargain like me now can't bargain like me but it was it was
[00:09:44] big dog you know he was mixed with rock wallet and something I don't know where
[00:09:49] it was anyway he's sick the dog on us so we can read about get ready to shoot the
[00:09:55] dog so I'm the back door man as usual so I step around outside the house and I've
[00:10:02] seen the dog barking at them you know like he didn't read a tag right so all
[00:10:07] of a sudden I could lose on him you could lose on the dog okay no no I could
[00:10:16] lose on the dog barking okay you start barking like the dog
[00:10:20] yeah I went that thing that thing I know the dog he don't read up under the
[00:10:28] house so when he ran up under the house then you know then we went up in
[00:10:34] the house so that thing we know he done grabbed the woman come out of y'all don't
[00:10:40] drop the old girl I'm gonna shoot her oh yeah he can't love me we got him
[00:10:45] around telling us he's gonna shoot her so I told myself man I'm okay just like
[00:10:50] to him I hope you don't shoot her but if you shoot her all of us don't shoot
[00:10:55] you oh yeah all of us don't shoot you so so he polite little dr. John we
[00:11:03] Wow that was
[00:11:06] I like the fact that you buy I figure you're gonna have to bark at the dog
[00:11:11] Give it to us one more time
[00:11:24] Thank you
[00:11:40] We gonna go we gonna write it down all every episode and
[00:11:47] It's a new segment to make new up to this world of dew is a world of dew that's fire and yet and yet
[00:11:56] in pale moonlight the mysterious scent comes from far away the earth shakes just enough to remind us
[00:12:06] love between us is speech and breath loving you is our long river running boy I was
[00:12:15] That's sexy
[00:12:22] All right Q&A segment oh yeah cool in a yeah all right yeah all right how many time zones are there in Russia
[00:12:29] What do you mean buddy?
[00:12:32] How many time zones are there in Russia um um there's um two buddy
[00:12:40] 11 11 what's the national flower of Japan um
[00:12:48] They have a season I named after it
[00:12:51] Wait a minute
[00:13:06] Wait a minute
[00:13:11] You gave me a good hint, but so just
[00:13:15] But the accent what is it? It's um cherry blossom cherry blossom cherry blossom
[00:13:21] All right. All right. How many stripes are there in the u.s flag?
[00:13:26] uh
[00:13:28] 12 buddy close 13
[00:13:31] All right, what's the national animal of australia?
[00:13:37] Uh the kangaroo. Yes
[00:13:40] You need to do the sound
[00:13:48] You said
[00:13:50] You needed that a sound
[00:13:53] All right, how many days does it take for the earth to orbit the sun?
[00:14:00] Um
[00:14:01] Oh, that's a good question. I don't know how many 365 300 wow really rick
[00:14:08] Which of the following empires had no rinton language inken
[00:14:25] What's the first one say that person again?
[00:14:34] Oh
[00:14:38] The Aztecs
[00:14:46] Okay
[00:14:50] Until 1923 what was the Turkish city of Istanbul called?
[00:14:56] um
[00:14:58] Wow, you got me on that one too consta noble consta noble. Yes. All right. All right
[00:15:05] Oh
[00:15:15] Oh, so fear coming out of the fiendish mercury
[00:15:20] Is the page 43 player is weak
[00:15:24] And katelyn clark
[00:15:26] Is having the 24 points per game? Yeah
[00:15:36] and they
[00:15:40] Over the past month
[00:15:46] And playoff content
[00:15:52] And my barrel wide boy, oh your pennies over the stage. Whoo. All right. All right. All right. All right
[00:16:00] Two thumbs up. Let's go
[00:16:02] man
[00:16:03] The netflix movie in coming man. I get that two thumbs up
[00:16:08] Man that that movie with fire man. I'm trying to tell you but the new jack city. Reemie
[00:16:13] You know that remake we talk about new jack city. Yeah, man. That was fake news, bro
[00:16:17] What you say my name said ain't so it was so man
[00:16:21] No, it was fake news. It's a hoax. They're not even making no rematch. He said blood. It was fake news
[00:16:30] All right, all right here's the health and wealth
[00:16:33] Slag man, hey man
[00:16:36] And my southern black preacher voice
[00:16:40] Michael Jordan worked on the gillet and participated in the light white lifting
[00:16:47] In quick repetitions
[00:16:49] Three days a week. Well, he's preferred working out early in the morning early
[00:16:55] In the morning for about one hour
[00:17:01] Research
[00:17:03] Has shown
[00:17:05] Y'all don't hear me
[00:17:07] That morning exercises
[00:17:10] Tend to work out harder
[00:17:12] Yeah, you hear me when I say tend to work out harder
[00:17:17] Tend to work out harder
[00:17:22] Longer than afternoon or evening exercise. Yeah
[00:17:27] That the church say amen amen
[00:17:30] But it's true though. Oh man, do we got the car? Man, we can you got to get me ready for this man
[00:17:35] This well, we got the car on cb4, man. Let's first uh, you got NFL coming up. Okay. So
[00:17:42] You know
[00:17:44] Kansas City and Baltimore kicked it off. I gotta get ready for this job. Did you watch last night? I did
[00:17:48] I watched I watched
[00:17:50] Say quabalca look good. He's good. He's gonna be good fit for the Eagles
[00:17:53] He is I think so Jai's made a mistake in letting him go. I somebody asked me yesterday
[00:17:57] They said why did uh, just why did they let him go? I was like, maybe it was some contractual
[00:18:02] I don't know. Why did they let him go contract ready?
[00:18:04] I said that but you paid Daniel Jones all that money and he was more unproven than sacoin
[00:18:10] She was so, uh
[00:18:14] Thursday night game disappointed me
[00:18:17] Why is that the game? It's so much action. Oh the march action disappointed you the game was good
[00:18:22] The game was good. I mean by a toe
[00:18:25] Literally by a toe, right, right? So
[00:18:29] What disappointed me was
[00:18:31] Because you remember we talked I said getting Derek Henry
[00:18:34] I you know, I'm like, that's huge. Yes, that takes a lot. That should they this should alleviate
[00:18:40] But to seem like the same game plan same thing
[00:18:43] Runs a little more Jackson run people in bar. Oh, oh, by the way, give it to Derek Henry
[00:18:47] I'm supposed to alleviate the more Jackson having to do that
[00:18:51] That's but you have to run it through Derek Henry and let them bar Jackson kind of be that x factor
[00:18:57] Hard bar didn't do that. He should he's got to implement Henry more. He's got to average
[00:19:04] Okay, you got to give him the ball at least 20 to 25 otherwise get any running back in that position
[00:19:09] If you're going to use them like that, how many times you got to get the right at least 20 25
[00:19:12] 20 times at least he's he's built for 20 to 25 13 carries 46 yards
[00:19:18] You give them
[00:19:19] 23 carries. He's got a hundred yards, right? But he only had 13 carries and then you control the clock
[00:19:25] You know
[00:19:25] And the more Jackson had the way to bar
[00:19:30] 122 see exactly why you got Derek exactly exactly that's my point. That's the point
[00:19:36] In order to in order to beat
[00:19:38] Kansas City
[00:19:40] You're gonna have to have Derek Henry
[00:19:41] Grind the ball out to keep my homes off the field. Let me say this uh before we move amen to that
[00:19:47] But let me say this before we move on from that
[00:19:50] There are two candidates that I have from the afc
[00:19:55] That could potentially beat the chiefs
[00:19:58] In my opinion, Houston is one
[00:20:02] and uh
[00:20:04] Based on his health
[00:20:07] Cincinnati with Joe Burrow
[00:20:10] Based on him staying healthy. Okay big Cincinnati's beat him twice
[00:20:14] They they Burrow's beat him twice, right? So
[00:20:18] My my point is somebody out of afc got to step up. Yeah, I don't see any other
[00:20:24] teens
[00:20:25] Steelers
[00:20:25] You think
[00:20:27] I hope
[00:20:29] I know you're hoping but seriously well defensively. We're ready. We have the pieces in play
[00:20:33] We got to wait to see what the quarterback there was already talking about his knee sore, man
[00:20:37] I know what is that? Well, that's why we got Justin field. Let's see what you can see already. Let's see
[00:20:42] Let's see. That's why okay. All right third and short segment
[00:20:44] So, you know, they got the two minute timeout in football college football now
[00:20:48] You remember so you had two minute timeout in NFL right now. They have that in college
[00:20:53] I think I may have seen that. Yeah, you let's how they change and it's amazing how they change in that
[00:20:58] Yeah, what do you think about that? I like it. You like it? Yeah, I love it
[00:21:01] Do you like to and I know it's not on agenda
[00:21:04] But do you like the new kickoff thing with the NFL how they do it? I do you like that? I do
[00:21:08] What do you think it it creates more opportunities for kickoffs?
[00:21:11] It does and I think it's because it shortens the distance between the players colliding between each other
[00:21:17] It prevents, you know, the opportunity for injury also. I wonder who thought of that
[00:21:22] Uh, they got a committee rules committee
[00:21:26] NFL does so I'm sure it's made up of former players coaches
[00:21:30] That was a good idea. Yeah. All right. We got this call CB four
[00:21:35] He's a bum. Let's get this bum update bum update
[00:21:38] The number you've dialed is not in service
[00:21:41] Check the number and you got the number right? Hold on. Let me see what I do
[00:21:44] 37 67 wait man hold on wait man. No, hold on. I did the wrong number
[00:21:50] 623 I got it 37 37 67. Yeah
[00:21:56] My bad. I'll for the sake see me four. Can't pay the phone bill
[00:22:05] Hello
[00:22:06] CB four CB four wake up man
[00:22:09] Hey, how y'all doing this morning? Welcome to the show my brother welcome to the show, you know
[00:22:14] The only love to feel man. We got to get the bum update man. You almost predicted the right score last week
[00:22:20] Yeah, yeah. Yep. Yep. I did who you got this week south florida, right
[00:22:26] We got south florida this week
[00:22:29] Another easy one. I think south florida gonna come over here beach all
[00:22:36] Yeah, we we struggled with him last year. I know y'all know
[00:22:40] But y'all was in y'all played the rain and y'all played with that quarterback that eventually went to play uh lacrosse at Notre Dame
[00:22:50] Milrow look pretty good
[00:22:53] Yeah, he looked he looked okay last week. He looked okay. He looked pretty good last week
[00:22:59] They're pretty good. Yep
[00:23:00] So I got a question for you, but we got we got some to prove this
[00:23:03] We we got some to prove this week. We struggled with him last year, but I don't think we're gonna struggle with him this year
[00:23:08] Okay, we're gonna see cb four. We're gonna see we're gonna see let me ask you a question
[00:23:13] What would be the first thing you would do if you were elected president of the united states?
[00:23:23] First thing I would do
[00:23:26] I would make it president
[00:23:32] You think
[00:23:36] Yeah, I I would I would I would um
[00:23:42] You caught me with that one. Oh my cb four I probably changed. Um
[00:23:49] I changed, um
[00:23:51] The tree rate
[00:23:53] Okay, okay. I like that. Okay. I like that answer. Okay. I like that answer
[00:23:57] Hey, let me ask you real quick before we let you go
[00:23:59] I heard through the wind that you are you were or are a former musician
[00:24:06] Yeah
[00:24:07] Did you did you know that? No, I didn't know that what you what you do
[00:24:12] I play saxophone. I play saxophone. Okay, you still play it
[00:24:18] No, oh man cb four
[00:24:22] That's what's up, man. Well, that's what's up, man. You need to pick it back up
[00:24:27] Yeah, I'll pick it back up. I'll pick it back up man. I'll pick it back up
[00:24:32] Go ahead coach before we let you go give us a score of the Alabama south florida game
[00:24:39] I'll see
[00:24:43] 22 to seven
[00:24:44] You said 22 or 42
[00:24:48] 42 to 742 that's a blow out. Oh wow. Okay. All right cb four way. We appreciate the time man. All right cb four
[00:24:56] Okay
[00:24:58] Y'all do the same. All right. Bye. Bye. See before ladies and gentlemen
[00:25:05] Travel through your eyes. All right. What's up? All right. Describe a family vacation or somewhere you went with a member of your family
[00:25:13] Describe a family vacation or somewhere you went with a member of your family
[00:25:18] Oh
[00:25:19] Okay
[00:25:21] I have been man. I've been to some places. Um
[00:25:25] All right, uh, I went to
[00:25:29] Stone Mountain, Georgia. I remember. Mm-hmm. And I was like 12. Okay. Yeah family vacation
[00:25:34] So yeah and went all the way down like you know the yeah
[00:25:38] Yeah, that was fine. I mean when that was like 20 years old. What about you?
[00:25:42] Uh, we went to of course, you know
[00:25:45] Disney world
[00:25:46] I
[00:25:48] He said cliche. Yeah, what's disney word did you go to or lando? Okay? We I've been there
[00:25:53] Yeah, I went to lando. I went to bootcamp in lando. Yeah, yeah
[00:25:57] I remember one thing I remember I'll never forget and of course I was seven. So this was
[00:26:03] 1977 we went on
[00:26:05] uh, was space mountain roller coaster ride
[00:26:09] And I this is my first time ever being on a roller coaster
[00:26:12] And so the roller coaster is slowly going up
[00:26:15] And I'm thinking to myself this ride sucks
[00:26:20] And my dad goes don't worry. So whatever goes up
[00:26:23] Must come down and
[00:26:26] That's it, bro. He lost his um the little bucket cap he had on
[00:26:29] It's fell off his head. But yeah, that that was one of the ones I remember I've been on some some good, uh,
[00:26:35] Yeah, I used to go to uh, king's dominion when I was the man in Richmond and uh, yes
[00:26:39] Yes, when I was living in many times. Oh my goodness many times. Whoa. You ever been to bush gardens?
[00:26:45] We would in Tampa Williamsburg, Virginia. Okay. No, okay, I didn't go to bush gardens. Okay. There's one in
[00:26:52] In Tampa too, right? Correct. No, okay. Yeah, I've been to Tampa, but it didn't go
[00:26:56] Rit uh, king's dominion is nice. Oh my goodness. Wow. That's one of the people don't know that I've gone to king's dominion
[00:27:01] Yes, that was one of the best driving from Virginia. Oh
[00:27:04] It was like about an hour and 15 minutes from that we used to drive right we blow
[00:27:09] Flower gone
[00:27:11] Yeah, all right life moment segment
[00:27:13] When the power of love overcomes the love of power then the world with no peace
[00:27:20] Jimi Hendrix
[00:27:22] That's fire before I even wait a minute. Right when the power of love
[00:27:26] Overcomes the love of power
[00:27:30] That's fire. I'm gonna put that on my
[00:27:33] Facebook page think of the lost lives due to the search for power
[00:27:38] That is that is a
[00:27:41] An astronomical
[00:27:43] number
[00:27:45] of people
[00:27:47] That lost their lives a very large chasing power chasing power
[00:27:51] A lot of casualties with the songs ain't money power respect. We need life money power respect
[00:28:00] Wow the on and off the field book club
[00:28:02] Let's go. All right. This is a book that I saw one of my uh, Facebook friends was reading and so I checked
[00:28:08] It out. I haven't finished reading it yet. I'd actually just started. Okay. It's called remarkable bright creatures by Shelby van Pelt
[00:28:15] Okay, um, it's a book revolving around a mischievous giant pacific octopus
[00:28:20] In a small town aquarium
[00:28:23] Attended by a lovely old lady who cleans it
[00:28:25] The two unlikely friends navigate their individual
[00:28:29] Isolated lives as they both deal with heartbreak and other tensions that everyone is familiar with
[00:28:34] It's got a lot of life
[00:28:35] You know dealings that people deal with in life. Okay, and and I guess
[00:28:40] With between the two of them they kind of relate to each other. That's interesting. Yeah, it's so far
[00:28:45] It's actually pretty good book. I've just started it. Hmm. That's interesting
[00:28:47] I got a question with charlotte's web a book. That's a book. Yes. Have you ever read that? Oh, yeah
[00:28:53] actually
[00:28:54] Gosh
[00:28:55] As a kid, I probably read that book maybe four or five times. That's interesting
[00:29:01] I'm I'm not an avid book reader
[00:29:04] But if I read the bible's I read that book, you know, that's
[00:29:08] But if I read a book other than the bible is gotta be
[00:29:12] Really really special for me because like the habit
[00:29:16] Right, right
[00:29:18] No issue with and i'm watching rings of power. Okay actively watching it now
[00:29:23] So and they and they're revved. They're deep rid of dude
[00:29:26] They got my vote for the favorite one because they would
[00:29:30] Dive over the character that really nobody talks about his name is tom bombadillo
[00:29:35] I haven't seen it tom bombadillo in in the in the world of the habit world in all of the lord of rings
[00:29:41] Tom bombadillo is demand like
[00:29:45] He's like basically a god
[00:29:48] In there. What are you watching this on? Um, I'm watching it on
[00:29:53] Pramp pran yes. Yes rings rings of power. I gotta get pran
[00:29:56] Dude rings of power. I'm still in my boy cucks
[00:30:00] You need to watch rings of power rings of power. Oh my goodness. All right, that's the best thing. All right. All right
[00:30:06] Uh edible eatable eats. Yeah, man
[00:30:08] All right, do you eat at fast food restaurants?
[00:30:13] I don't anymore, but I mean I made a
[00:30:16] Grew up all my life eating at fast food without a second thought when was the last time you ate at one
[00:30:23] Two over two years now. That was uh chick-fil-a too by the way
[00:30:27] That's fast food and that's fast food. I eat it
[00:30:30] But I don't like I bought you chief. You did a couple of weeks ago. Yes. Yes. Um, I don't do McDonald's
[00:30:37] I don't have four years from I don't do Burger King
[00:30:41] I don't do
[00:30:44] Hearts
[00:30:46] I don't do
[00:30:49] KFC
[00:30:51] Five six years now
[00:30:53] I will hit Popeyes. You know what?
[00:30:56] I hit a Popeye
[00:30:57] I hear they uh food sackleys. Okay. I hear they uh
[00:31:03] You know, will it work stuff? Yeah, and within that two years food sackleys
[00:31:09] Zaxby's I hit a zaxby's man. They don't lie
[00:31:12] Uh, but I'll work it off though. You know what I'm saying? Sure. Yeah
[00:31:16] I had a lady give me a really good compliment yesterday on my body
[00:31:19] What at the fast food place? No, I went to a store went in the store and was purchasing something. She was like
[00:31:27] Uh, your body is really dynamic. Are you you have a really nice body? She said like Barry white
[00:31:36] But that made me feel good. Yeah, but yeah, it made me feel good. It really does. All right. Sorry not sorry segment
[00:31:42] All right. Have you ever shit so much?
[00:31:45] It rises above the toilet. No, dude. Never in my life
[00:31:50] I have eye and if somebody does they need to go get checked
[00:31:54] We're gonna solicit prayer
[00:31:57] It ain't prayer. Well, yeah, you know what time it is
[00:32:04] My bad. All right, yo, Dan, the building. What's up? All right. So episode 23, uh, of course, we're gonna talk about
[00:32:23] Psalm 23, okay
[00:32:25] Uh, you need me to read it?
[00:32:28] Uh, no, go ahead. Well, which one talk? Which one I just want to know about it. Okay, obviously that's one of the ones
[00:32:35] You see people getting tattoos. You see bumper stickers
[00:32:38] Right, right. You see people posting. I mean so cliche songs 22 to be honest. Okay. Yeah, okay non-church people
[00:32:45] Have songs 23
[00:32:48] Tattooed all over so tell me about could you read could you read it?
[00:32:52] I want you to read it now when you read it. I'm gonna stop you for a reason
[00:32:56] I want to point out something the lord is my shepherd. I shall not want
[00:33:00] Verse two he maketh me to lie down in green pastures. Okay, he leadeth me beside the steel waters
[00:33:08] Verse three he restored my soul. Okay, he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness
[00:33:13] For his name sake. Okay verse four
[00:33:16] Ye though I walk through the valley of it. Yeah, okay the first three verses he leading them
[00:33:22] Okay, reverse four
[00:33:25] Ye though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil
[00:33:30] For thou art with me now stop. Okay. He started leading them first
[00:33:34] Went from leading them to walking beside them
[00:33:37] Okay, keep going
[00:33:39] Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me
[00:33:42] Thou prepares a table before me in the presence of mine enemies
[00:33:47] Okay, thou anointeth my head with oil keep going my cup runneth over keep going verse six
[00:33:53] Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life stop. You went from leading them
[00:34:01] Walk beside them now let's follow
[00:34:04] And I will dwell in the house of the lord forever
[00:34:09] So
[00:34:10] I did that for a reason. Okay, so that's a shepherd song David ironically is a shepherd himself
[00:34:17] Okay, so ironically he's saying the lord is my shepherd a shepherd is saying that the lord is his shepherd the irony
[00:34:24] Because david was a shepherd boy interesting. He was on the backside of the mountain tending sheep
[00:34:29] Isn't that amazing? Wow and jesus
[00:34:32] See the parallel yes
[00:34:34] We're his sheep
[00:34:36] And that was a shepherd saying he's my shepherd the lord is my shepherd
[00:34:40] So he knew the care that a shepherd
[00:34:43] Took care of with the sheep. That's why he said the lord is my shepherd and I shall not want the reason
[00:34:49] I shall not want it's because I don't let my sheep go wanting
[00:34:52] It's my job to take care of them. So he's gonna take care of me
[00:34:56] He's and I shall not want he makes me then he starts to tend to him. He says tends to me. He restores my soul
[00:35:02] Yeah, he makes me the lie down makes you know what he said makes
[00:35:06] Sheep are stubborn
[00:35:07] You have to make them rest
[00:35:09] They have anxiety
[00:35:11] Oh, I didn't know that yeah sheep have anxiety. They're easily flustered
[00:35:15] They don't like moving water
[00:35:20] They like steel water
[00:35:22] Which is worse for them moving water is better
[00:35:24] They shy away
[00:35:27] Yeah, so so he's he's he's showing the compassion
[00:35:31] That the shepherd has on this on the carry has with the sheep
[00:35:34] He unorts my head with oil the reason he unorts his head is there's a reason for that
[00:35:39] It's a spiritual reason, but there's a natural reason
[00:35:41] There's these flies and these things that irritate sheep and they get into the nostrils and they lay eggs
[00:35:46] It would go to their brain
[00:35:48] But there's this there's this anointing oil this oil that the shepherd puts together
[00:35:52] It's a special oil when he puts it on his head and puts it around the nose
[00:35:57] Then that prevents them from going in there. So that's what she's away
[00:36:01] So he says he unorts my head with oil. So that's where that comes in. Yes
[00:36:05] That's why there's a reason for another reason he unorts the sheep's head with oil too
[00:36:09] So if two sheep disagree, this is gonna be real good if two sheep two sheep disagree and it when they use the disagree
[00:36:16] They actually bump heads, but if both of their heads are oily, they slide off
[00:36:21] So they can't fight
[00:36:24] Reason for everything
[00:36:26] So that's just part of that
[00:36:27] I could go on and on because I did a whole teaching on the 23rd song like line by line. I did like a
[00:36:32] Two week teaching on it
[00:36:34] So, yeah, that's just a few of the nuggets
[00:36:38] I could go on I could tell you why he says he restores my soul. That's something behind that too
[00:36:43] Why he says he restores my soul
[00:36:45] When a sheep when a sheep has to be sheared
[00:36:49] If they're not sheared, right, the their their wool gets big, right?
[00:36:55] So when they lay down they lay down they become their feet they lose their feet their footing
[00:37:01] They become what's known as cast
[00:37:03] Cast okay, that's why David say why you cast down
[00:37:07] He said you were so when the when a sheep becomes cast it's dangerous for physical reasons
[00:37:12] Right because the blood flow leaves extremities right goes to the body
[00:37:17] It's pressure on the heart and it seems like when the cows to yes, right
[00:37:21] So if I if a sheep is cast
[00:37:23] It becomes dangerous for the sheep and so if the shepherd doesn't
[00:37:27] Notice it and he doesn't come and restore. That's why he said he restores my soul
[00:37:32] He comes in stands to
[00:37:33] Sheep back up and what he does is he doesn't just stand them up
[00:37:37] He massages the extremities so the blood can go back into it
[00:37:40] It didn't stand him up and leave because they'll fall back fall back again. He restores my soul
[00:37:44] Yeah, and his his his a his a spiritual nugget because you asked for this. Yeah, I wanted the wool
[00:37:50] Stands spiritually is representative of the flesh
[00:37:53] Too much of of us and we'll forget about who we really are
[00:37:57] Too much flesh and you forget who you really are right and flesh
[00:38:01] Caused you to lose your footing in life
[00:38:03] You become cast
[00:38:05] Become cast down
[00:38:06] Sex yes, and here come but he has to come
[00:38:10] And restore you stand you back up right feet and then massage get the blood flow back and restore you
[00:38:17] Fully I like that man. Yes. That's the 23rd song
[00:38:27] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
[00:38:31] That is so so dynamic that you
[00:38:38] Brought that up for real. Well, I mean you at 23. That's the ultimate search that you know comes up
[00:38:43] But that's but people just read it the 23rd song but they need to uh real quick story
[00:38:49] Right. I gotta tell you
[00:38:50] So there's this church
[00:38:53] There's this huge church program and it's gathering probably about 5 000 people
[00:39:00] And they needed somebody to
[00:39:02] You know read the opening scripture to show because somebody coming, you know read the 23rd song
[00:39:08] There's a young preacher sitting on the front and this old preacher sitting there with a
[00:39:11] Old bible with the dog ear bible the bible flayed and everything this young preacher sitting there
[00:39:17] He jumped up and ran to the mic. He recited the lords the
[00:39:21] 23rd song from beginning to the end it had no the lord is my shepherd
[00:39:26] I want and and and it was quiet and then this old
[00:39:31] Old man got up after me
[00:39:33] Walked up there opened the bible up and went to
[00:39:37] 23rd song and he he started reading the lord is my shepherd. He read line by line
[00:39:41] When he got to the last verse
[00:39:44] Everybody was crying
[00:39:45] He went and took his seat and the young man said he said
[00:39:49] He said I got up there and
[00:39:51] And I recited it
[00:39:53] Line by line, I memorized it and nobody no sound. He said why would you why did you get that kind of reaction?
[00:40:00] He said he said you recited
[00:40:02] The the 23rd song he said I know the shepherd of the song
[00:40:08] He said you told him about the 23rd. He said I know the shepherd of the song. It's different
[00:40:14] It's a different brother. Wow. The lord is my shepherd. Right deep
[00:40:18] Oh, wow. I love it man. You got to get me off of that coach
[00:40:21] Y'all, you know, I don't preach I don't do like uh
[00:40:25] Like uh preachers do like, you know, you know, I'll be like, you know, I mean with these big words and I don't
[00:40:33] I don't I don't the fluff. Yeah
[00:40:34] You don't need to do that
[00:40:36] The goal your goal is the same as their goals to spread the gospel
[00:40:41] To get the message across clearly and concise and you want to be able to understand it
[00:40:47] Yeah, so I don't like the whole I can't I've been to many a church
[00:40:52] Throughout my life and I've walked out not knowing
[00:40:56] What was talked about right or
[00:40:59] Not feeling any different than I went before I walked in right
[00:41:02] I've been to many churches where I felt very inspired very rejuvenated
[00:41:07] Very much like wow, I'm ready to take on right and and so there's a big difference. You've heard me
[00:41:13] Teach a bunch of times many times many times many times and was inspired
[00:41:18] Hey, man, I like that. Y'all the moments are really getting you know what dude, we don't have to well, that's gonna be a um
[00:41:24] episode an entire episode i'm saving all the clips
[00:41:30] Might have to we might have to sell that one. We might have to do
[00:41:34] That's some good stuff. It's prolific stuff. Dude. God is glorified. All right the artist sake the art segment
[00:41:40] Okay, boy, wait a minute wait wait wait wait, number 23
[00:41:45] He's a london base girl ready for his tight lips located at the old biscuit factory
[00:41:52] They are mainly responsible for creating art exhibitions inside the uk overseas
[00:41:59] The aim is to create opportunities in order to encourage and support artists
[00:42:05] from all over the world to exhibit and promote their work.
[00:42:10] The odds, I can tell.
[00:42:12] Listen y'all, I have to look down when he reads,
[00:42:15] I promise his lips so tight.
[00:42:16] That's the only way I could do it.
[00:42:18] Motox!
[00:42:19] All right.
[00:42:20] Uh-uh-uh-uh.
[00:42:22] Um...
[00:42:24] Uh...
[00:42:25] Me...
[00:42:25] Wee-wee.
[00:42:26] Wee-wee, meh-sua.
[00:42:27] Wee-wee, uh, never go in search of love.
[00:42:31] Wee-wee, go in search of life.
[00:42:34] And life will find you the love you seek.
[00:42:38] Exactly.
[00:42:39] I could...
[00:42:40] Duh-duh-duh-duh.
[00:42:42] That was a good peppy!
[00:42:44] That was a good peppy!
[00:42:47] I thought that was a good peppy!
[00:42:49] Yeah, I know.
[00:42:50] I was running in the desert with the guy over there.
[00:42:53] What was that mouse?
[00:42:54] I thought that was a good peppy, bro.
[00:42:56] That was a good peppy.
[00:42:57] All right.
[00:42:59] All right.
[00:42:59] Green flag!
[00:43:01] Green flag segment.
[00:43:03] Oh, oh wow!
[00:43:04] Jews have a word in their religious writings about doing a good deed.
[00:43:09] They call it a mitzvah.
[00:43:11] If you save a life, it's as if you saved the world.
[00:43:15] Much above!
[00:43:17] Mitzvah.
[00:43:18] Mitzvah.
[00:43:19] It's a good word.
[00:43:20] Now, you did a good Jewish voice.
[00:43:22] That was good.
[00:43:22] All right.
[00:43:23] Quarter of the day segment,
[00:43:25] expose yourself to your deepest fear.
[00:43:28] After that, fear has no power.
[00:43:31] And the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes.
[00:43:34] You are free.
[00:43:36] That was by Jim Morrison.
[00:43:37] I'm going to read that again.
[00:43:39] That's a good one.
[00:43:40] That is so good.
[00:43:41] Expose yourself to your deepest fear.
[00:43:44] That's heavy.
[00:43:46] How many people do that?
[00:43:48] Well, that's why it's your deepest fear.
[00:43:50] Because you don't address it.
[00:43:50] I'm saying we should do it though.
[00:43:53] Your deepest fear is the one that you don't address.
[00:43:55] Right.
[00:43:56] Yeah.
[00:43:56] After that, fear has no power.
[00:44:00] And the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes.
[00:44:05] Wow.
[00:44:07] That's heavy.
[00:44:08] Yeah, Steve.
[00:44:09] You know, fear involves torment.
[00:44:13] Yes.
[00:44:14] Inert torment.
[00:44:15] Absolutely does.
[00:44:16] It involves torment.
[00:44:18] Like you said, inert torment.
[00:44:20] I heard something about that people dealing with fear
[00:44:23] in other mental health issues.
[00:44:28] It said, treat your brain like a bad neighborhood.
[00:44:32] Don't go there alone.
[00:44:34] Don't go there by yourself.
[00:44:35] Yeah.
[00:44:36] Because when you're alone by yourself and your thoughts
[00:44:39] and you got a lot of stuff going on,
[00:44:42] you could easily fall down a rabbit hole
[00:44:44] of not being in control of your thoughts
[00:44:46] and feelings and emotions.
[00:44:48] Yeah.
[00:44:49] Wow.
[00:44:49] Very quickly.
[00:44:50] To be kind is more important than to be right.
[00:44:53] I love that.
[00:44:54] It is.
[00:44:55] You know what?
[00:44:56] To have peace is more important than being right.
[00:44:58] You always have to be right.
[00:45:00] Right.
[00:45:00] Yeah.
[00:45:01] Many times what people need is not a brilliant mind
[00:45:04] that speaks but a special heart that listens.
[00:45:07] Fire.
[00:45:07] F. Scott Fitzgerald.
[00:45:09] That's the one who wrote The Great Gasp.
[00:45:11] Wow.
[00:45:11] He's got a lot of good stuff.
[00:45:13] Wow, that's a good quote segment dude.
[00:45:14] That was fire.
[00:45:15] That one gets better.
[00:45:16] Yeah.
[00:45:16] We got the audience.
[00:45:18] Got to clap for that one.
[00:45:19] That was fire.
[00:45:20] This is called Helpful Hint segment.
[00:45:21] All right.
[00:45:22] Okay.
[00:45:22] It's okay to create boundaries.
[00:45:25] And then again, this is mainly meant for women,
[00:45:29] single women just to be careful out there.
[00:45:32] Right.
[00:45:32] So regardless if you're out alone or with a group of friends,
[00:45:35] if you ever feel uncomfortable or unsafe with someone's
[00:45:38] attention towards you, do not be afraid to put distance
[00:45:42] between yourself and the individual.
[00:45:45] There is nothing rude about protecting yourself
[00:45:48] in a potentially unsafe situation.
[00:45:51] At the end of the day, always remember to follow your instinct.
[00:45:54] Remember most men don't want to deal with a psycho.
[00:45:57] Ooh, right.
[00:45:59] They sure don't.
[00:46:00] Black folk segment.
[00:46:02] Black folk.
[00:46:04] What the herd hates most is the one who thinks differently.
[00:46:08] It is not so much the opinion itself,
[00:46:11] but the audacity of wanting to think for themselves.
[00:46:14] Something that they do not know how to do.
[00:46:18] Crab in the bucket.
[00:46:21] This, um...
[00:46:22] This plagues our culture a lot.
[00:46:24] This saddens me.
[00:46:26] This saddens me.
[00:46:29] I'm going to read it again.
[00:46:32] What the herd hates most is the one who thinks differently.
[00:46:36] That alone, standing alone saddens me.
[00:46:42] I think we talked the other day,
[00:46:46] probably about a week ago,
[00:46:47] and the subject came up of how we speak,
[00:46:50] how we dialogue, and how we don't have to speak.
[00:46:53] Some people look at us funny when we pronounce...
[00:46:57] When you're a nun-ciate, you look that as a geek.
[00:47:01] Yes.
[00:47:02] White.
[00:47:02] White?
[00:47:03] I mean, it's just facts.
[00:47:05] I'm stuck up.
[00:47:08] You know?
[00:47:09] Better than...
[00:47:10] Snooty.
[00:47:10] Yes, snooty.
[00:47:11] Just because you're a nun-ciate.
[00:47:13] Right.
[00:47:15] Because you do things other than the norm.
[00:47:19] When you read, you read what?
[00:47:23] A book.
[00:47:24] That's crazy.
[00:47:25] And that's frowned upon by us.
[00:47:29] By us.
[00:47:29] Not celebrated, but frowned upon.
[00:47:32] By us.
[00:47:32] That is a sad.
[00:47:33] That's sad.
[00:47:34] And then it says, it's not so much the opinion itself,
[00:47:37] like you said, but the audacity of people...
[00:47:40] You want to think for yourself.
[00:47:42] Right.
[00:47:43] What's wrong with not being with all of us?
[00:47:47] I mean, you got to think too,
[00:47:50] the people have a certain level of comfort in groups
[00:47:53] all thinking of for the same thing,
[00:47:55] about the same thing.
[00:47:56] Think about politics now, where that has gone,
[00:48:00] where you have those that,
[00:48:03] let's say the people that follow one particular candidate,
[00:48:06] they're wanting to be...
[00:48:09] Think just like that candidate.
[00:48:11] Always everything is for that candidate,
[00:48:13] no matter what.
[00:48:14] They do good, they do bad,
[00:48:16] they just speak, speak, speak.
[00:48:17] Especially speaking their own mind.
[00:48:18] Right.
[00:48:19] About what's happening or being active in something.
[00:48:22] It's like that program.
[00:48:23] Program to say, yeah, I want to do this.
[00:48:25] When you go vote,
[00:48:25] they got all the Republican candidate,
[00:48:28] all on one side.
[00:48:29] So you don't even have to look at the names of the candidates anymore.
[00:48:31] You just check, check, check, check, check, check.
[00:48:33] Without even thinking.
[00:48:34] That's cause of it.
[00:48:35] Because everyone else does it.
[00:48:36] Wow.
[00:48:37] And the other person says the same thing.
[00:48:39] So I feel the same way.
[00:48:41] Let's together.
[00:48:43] You know what?
[00:48:43] I'm going to bring this up.
[00:48:44] A lot of people would like,
[00:48:45] when they came to the president with Trump running for...
[00:48:49] When Season Chicken was voting for Trump,
[00:48:54] it was other Season Chicken getting mad.
[00:48:58] I mean mad.
[00:48:59] Sure.
[00:49:00] But if you look at, like you said,
[00:49:03] policies, like the agenda.
[00:49:07] Hey.
[00:49:08] I saw this picture just recently.
[00:49:09] Ooh, come on.
[00:49:10] You know those, there was like in Asia,
[00:49:14] you have those carts where the men are actually carrying
[00:49:17] the cart like by handle and they're sitting down.
[00:49:20] Right.
[00:49:21] So it was in the front.
[00:49:22] It was an Asian guy running and he had a shirt that said
[00:49:27] Democrat and the face was a mule.
[00:49:30] And he was carrying the big fat white guy in a tuxedo with
[00:49:35] the dollar sign on his stomach.
[00:49:38] And in the back, it was the Republican elephant carrying
[00:49:42] this person.
[00:49:43] Then the other picture was reverse.
[00:49:46] It was the Republican carrying in the front and the
[00:49:50] Democrat carrying it in the back.
[00:49:52] And the big guy was still in the middle.
[00:49:54] But it was like, it's so interesting because you hear
[00:49:57] Republicans say about this, about Democrats,
[00:50:00] but then the next year the Democrats will say the same
[00:50:03] thing about Republicans.
[00:50:04] It just goes back and forth, back and forth.
[00:50:06] I call it political gang banging.
[00:50:10] Yes.
[00:50:11] That's a good term for it.
[00:50:11] It's red against blue.
[00:50:13] Bloods and grips.
[00:50:14] Just on a corporate level.
[00:50:15] Instead of...
[00:50:16] What is the right wing and the left wing?
[00:50:19] What?
[00:50:20] Of what government?
[00:50:20] They consider the right wing, left wing.
[00:50:23] So right is considered the Republican and left is
[00:50:28] considered the Democrat.
[00:50:29] So we got a right wing and a left wing.
[00:50:31] That's why we came flying.
[00:50:33] Exactly.
[00:50:34] Because they're not going to be...
[00:50:35] Fire Longs!
[00:50:36] All right!
[00:50:38] Sports Japanese.
[00:50:42] Let's go.
[00:50:43] Don't forget your music now with this.
[00:50:45] What I got?
[00:50:46] This is the fool in the blank.
[00:50:48] Okay.
[00:50:48] So after you get it, you hit the button.
[00:50:53] With my music?
[00:50:54] Yes, that one.
[00:50:55] Which one?
[00:50:56] That one right there.
[00:50:56] Oh, yes.
[00:50:58] All right, ready?
[00:51:00] All right.
[00:51:02] Blank Willow.
[00:51:08] Blank Willow.
[00:51:10] Blank Willow.
[00:51:11] Wow!
[00:51:12] Why is...
[00:51:13] Where on my neck?
[00:51:17] Female.
[00:51:20] Why is that escaping me?
[00:51:22] Female body part.
[00:51:26] Wait a minute.
[00:51:27] Female body part.
[00:51:28] Can't live without...
[00:51:30] Oh, pussy Willow.
[00:51:37] Okay.
[00:51:41] Big blank Willow.
[00:51:46] Big pussy Willow.
[00:51:55] Wet.
[00:51:57] Blank Willow.
[00:52:02] Wet pussy Willow.
[00:52:09] Blank Cat.
[00:52:18] Pussy Cat.
[00:52:24] Stanky blank cat.
[00:52:39] Stanky pussy cat.
[00:52:46] Fat blank cat.
[00:52:57] Fat pussy cat.
[00:53:03] Ah, boy!
[00:53:06] All right.
[00:53:07] Wait a minute.
[00:53:08] I gotta get myself together.
[00:53:10] Okay, all right.
[00:53:17] All right, pet peeve segment.
[00:53:19] Pet peeve.
[00:53:20] As a dog, having someone watch...
[00:53:24] Ah, man.
[00:53:25] Me take a dog.
[00:53:28] You gotta think about a dog.
[00:53:30] They just go out and do their business
[00:53:31] and you just standing there staring at them.
[00:53:34] You know?
[00:53:34] Do you believe that myth when you...
[00:53:36] You lock fingers with somebody that makes the dog get locked up?
[00:53:39] What?
[00:53:40] You ever seen somebody do that?
[00:53:43] You locked it?
[00:53:44] No.
[00:53:44] You lock fingers and he's locked up?
[00:53:46] He's locked up.
[00:53:51] That ain't why they locked up.
[00:53:53] They locked up because somebody got knocked up.
[00:53:56] All right, sex doctor segment.
[00:53:59] Number 23.
[00:54:01] Kneeling spoon.
[00:54:03] Okay, this position is a copy of the spooning sex position.
[00:54:07] All right.
[00:54:07] But you're kneeling instead of lying down.
[00:54:11] Both partners shouldn't kneel one in front of the other
[00:54:14] with one receiving partner in the front while this...
[00:54:17] In this position, the pinning trading partner can reach around
[00:54:20] and caress his partner to the front.
[00:54:22] Okay.
[00:54:23] Wow.
[00:54:24] Yikes.
[00:54:25] All right.
[00:54:26] We gonna...
[00:54:30] Because you know, you try to paint the picture
[00:54:33] and I can't do that right now.
[00:54:42] Sorry to take what you say as fast.
[00:54:46] I trust you.
[00:54:54] I trust you.
[00:54:56] I trust you.
[00:54:58] Oh, boy.
[00:54:59] Okay.
[00:55:00] All right.
[00:55:02] In matured bucket, boys.
[00:55:04] That's terrible.
[00:55:05] That terrible.
[00:55:07] The first person all the time to fight strong
[00:55:10] or you can fly down the field.
[00:55:12] Terrible.
[00:55:13] Ever to conquer.
[00:55:14] Terrible.
[00:55:15] Never to yield.
[00:55:16] Terrible.
[00:55:17] Oh, terrible.
[00:55:18] Or you could tell by fearless and truth.
[00:55:21] Terrible.
[00:55:22] Fight on.
[00:55:23] You are in the blue.
[00:55:25] Go, go, go.
[00:55:26] Terrible.
[00:55:26] Oh, that's a terrible.
[00:55:27] Oh, my God.
[00:55:30] Oh, boy.
[00:55:31] Here we go.
[00:55:32] All right.
[00:55:32] Truth or dare?
[00:55:35] Last time you went with truth.
[00:55:37] Oh, man.
[00:55:37] Just put it out there.
[00:55:38] All right.
[00:55:39] You be like when I do that dare.
[00:55:41] All right.
[00:55:42] Dare.
[00:55:42] I got to do something crazy.
[00:55:43] Dare.
[00:55:44] Go ahead.
[00:55:45] Speak in a fast voice for the next segment.
[00:55:56] Pedicure boy, current pedicure.
[00:56:03] First of all, the next segment is the next segment
[00:56:11] is the turn twist of segment.
[00:56:44] How did that happen?
[00:56:46] Do not do that.
[00:56:46] So the next segment is the next segment.
[00:56:47] So the next segment is the next segment.
[00:56:47] Pee.
[00:56:47] Navy men or a group of five army men navy men and I'm biased go Navy
[00:56:58] Navy
[00:57:00] We put them beers. Who beers are drinking in the Navy? You know what when I was in Virginia
[00:57:05] I used to drink well at one point, honey, can
[00:57:10] Then I was drinking red bull not you know remember the beer. Yeah. No. Yes
[00:57:15] for old English
[00:57:18] What is it only only was drinking old tossing them back brother
[00:57:24] Yeah, let's mark look a bull red the blue bull and the red bull remember that red rebel
[00:57:30] It was strong. You ever heard cokey
[00:57:35] 900 is a cookie 900 that was another malt liquor that came out. I never heard that I tell you what I was in
[00:57:42] France in
[00:57:46] Marseille or the count I think it was kind of it was kindness. What is a counter?
[00:57:50] What is it? Can is a kind of anyway, I was in cons or France, right? Okay?
[00:57:54] There's this beer called 33 extra dry
[00:57:57] Listen me and about six of my Navy buddies out in town in France downtown France. We're going to sport
[00:58:04] You know we're aiming with some beer. Mm-hmm. I'm 20 years old
[00:58:08] 30 they give us mugs with 33 extra night. What is this?
[00:58:14] I
[00:58:14] Drink one mug of that beer. I'm completely blind Wow
[00:58:21] Done what cooked chewed what's the cardigan 33 extra dry
[00:58:27] Listen to me bro
[00:58:29] Chued I had a dude that was with me from Maryland. His name was steers
[00:58:34] Uh-huh do he was done?
[00:58:37] Chued he pulled his pants down and sat flat on the ground and used the bathroom in France
[00:58:44] Geez, y'all military guys go to bathroom anywhere
[00:58:48] Dude, he was that skin we were I got on the bus and went back to the ship after one beer skin
[00:58:56] Wow done
[00:58:58] Yes, I asked and I had just it's not beer. But by the way, I had real Saint-Greer
[00:59:03] I was in Spain Palma Spain. I had real Saint-Greer real Saint-Greer
[00:59:07] Did what they talk about over here is real Saint-Greer. No, no
[00:59:11] I've had it from a from a authentic Portuguese spot
[00:59:13] I said under an umbrella in
[00:59:16] downtown Palma Spain and a hole in the wall and watch to make it and they brought her that blood
[00:59:22] Right, I'm blood blood blood, right? Oh
[00:59:26] Everybody never skin the Spanish women
[00:59:30] Top this part
[00:59:33] We gotta talk about that. Okay. All right comics and
[00:59:37] Cartoon segment do you remember the Jackson 5 cartoon show? I vaguely remember that I did
[00:59:46] What did they come on this ABC I really yeah, I vaguely remember that they had to snake the snake in the frog
[00:59:55] Michaels had to snake in the frog got me coach
[00:59:59] Wow, it was like real colorful
[01:00:02] They would do the songs and stuff Wow you got me but I vaguely remember that you two them they got them on YouTube
[01:00:08] I'm gonna have to check that out. Check them out
[01:00:10] Alright, would you rather yes, cool? All right, would you rather attend the Last Supper?
[01:00:16] Or be able to use today's technology and film a documentary from Jesus's birth until the Last Supper
[01:00:23] Wow, that's a good would you rather oh
[01:00:27] So you mean when you say attend the Last Supper you mean you're a member of the Last Supper
[01:00:32] Like you're there Wow 12 disciples
[01:00:36] You get to sit and have dinner
[01:00:39] That table with that at that moment Jesus mm-hmm and the disciples
[01:00:46] God that's a tough one or female documented. You know what I'll film the documentary because one day
[01:00:52] I am gonna have dinner with Jesus
[01:00:55] He said he gonna set a table for us
[01:00:58] Revelation man and I thought the film documentary because then you would be able to have more than one moment
[01:01:05] That's true. Yeah, you would have all the years yet that birth all the way up to the highway up
[01:01:10] So yeah, I do the documentary that was fired. Oh wow
[01:01:18] He's seeing the University of Hawaii came out it when you came out to turn so in
[01:01:24] 1990 we played the University of Hawaii really yeah
[01:01:28] And and to this the main thing okay, that's right and to this day is still the longest
[01:01:34] Division one traveled a way game for an opponent within the continent of United States
[01:01:42] Maine to Hawaii think about it and furthest northeast part of the corner to the furthest Southwest in the Pacific Wow
[01:01:49] Yeah, so anyway, we played them and they come out to Hawaii 5-0 music
[01:01:55] You know like the whole does remember to show Hawaii
[01:01:57] And so they come out and they've got these big Samoan guys
[01:02:06] And the Samoan in costume
[01:02:08] But you can't tell that it's a Samoan in costume from one end of the stadium
[01:02:13] It just looks like a big giant. Okay, you know and so they come running out and you're like, wow
[01:02:19] And then you see okay. That's a you know a mascot. Yeah, and then comes a team comes out
[01:02:25] But I thought it was pretty cool the whole stadium they kind of do this
[01:02:29] Yeah, it was really okay, I bet that was nice we lost
[01:02:33] What if segment what if all right
[01:02:37] What if Netflix
[01:02:39] Remade all in the family with Archie Bunker. Oh
[01:02:46] Who would they use is Archie?
[01:02:51] That's a good question
[01:02:53] I have to probe that yeah, that's a good pause. Yeah blue bag music bag music 23 explicit
[01:03:00] Featuring molly Cyrus and Wiz Khalifa and juicy J
[01:03:03] I'm in the club. How I'm perp with some shades on own
[01:03:07] Tatted up men is skirt with my jayzone on you know it
[01:03:12] High on Perp with some shades on tatted up men is skirt with my jayzone
[01:03:18] Jays on my feet, you know it Jays on my feet, you know it
[01:03:24] What is she trying to do bro? You got to see the video she's got Michael Jordan's uniform as a bikini and
[01:03:32] She's dancing and standing very
[01:03:35] provocative so is she in denial of her
[01:03:38] Season chicken status. I think she is she's in denial. She's in denial. She wants to be a season. She yes
[01:03:45] She volunteering to be
[01:03:47] You know when you become a season chicken flak comes with you can't go back. Can't go back when you can't go back season chicken
[01:03:55] Yeah, once you go season, you can always a reason
[01:04:07] Once you taste the seasoning you go beyond reason
[01:04:15] a
[01:04:16] Lot comes along with season. Yeah, right? Yes
[01:04:19] Thanks red flags red flags if you see Florida States quarterback
[01:04:26] Ugly Lalee in the transfer portal
[01:04:29] Shed them to go go call the police or something call the truck call waste management
[01:04:35] because
[01:04:36] That's who gonna
[01:04:37] fund his NIA
[01:04:39] Waste management. Yeah, they funny
[01:04:41] Did you see the meme they had um, you know, they got to have time show the dr. Pepper challenge where they have the
[01:04:50] Soda cans the big soda cans. Yeah, right. We got one kid trying to get scholarship money
[01:04:55] They showed one where the girl was on the right side and she was pushing it like a basketball
[01:05:00] She was right it was going in all of them are going in and on the left side was DJ
[01:05:04] And he was throwing it over
[01:05:08] He was hitting trash trash trash, dude. Never have I ever say me? Okay bark for yes
[01:05:15] I have me out for no I have not okay. Don't do this never have I ever broken a bone
[01:05:24] Do I have to do I have to bark to are you doing it? Yeah? Yeah, never have I ever googled myself?
[01:05:36] You Google yourself. Yes, okay
[01:05:38] Never have I ever
[01:05:42] Travel solo
[01:05:45] Never have I ever seen a ghost
[01:05:51] Never have I ever toilet paper at someone's house
[01:06:01] Never have I ever pretended to be on the phone
[01:06:09] I have to I pretended to be on the freaking phone before
[01:06:13] Absolutely. All right. Oh, yeah, I need some water for this one. Yeah
[01:06:20] All right
[01:06:22] And in a 1992
[01:06:25] 93 Chicago Bulls
[01:06:27] bombing
[01:06:27] On another day at Iowa
[01:06:33] Point God
[01:06:38] That's enough of an individual that's a no, you caught right caught right
[01:06:47] From Brooklyn new diversity power forward holless gwant
[01:06:53] white
[01:06:54] and from central oakenham
[01:06:57] University
[01:06:59] All forward scotty pippet
[01:07:09] Pippet
[01:07:10] The swing god Michael Jordan Jordan
[01:07:16] Jordan
[01:07:21] You swear right that was good animal predator segment. All right
[01:07:27] um hunting rabbits
[01:07:30] Top for 24 hours best large dog breeds
[01:07:36] 23 kindly call so tracing the history back to roman times
[01:07:43] County call foals are prized for their protective nature
[01:07:47] hunting rabbits
[01:07:49] Intelligence and affection
[01:07:51] They make deal family pets
[01:07:54] And they're right well with children and other dogs to plan an eagerness to accept training and high energy levels
[01:08:03] I say that we that we can be very very quiet hunting rabbits quiet
[01:08:08] Yeah
[01:08:11] Game segment sure is all right. All right. All right
[01:08:15] There's no way
[01:08:17] No way you could come from my lawns
[01:08:20] As soon as I get home the first thing I want to do is punch your mama right now
[01:08:25] You for tea justice smoky in a bandit smoky in a bandit
[01:08:29] All right, what I need for you to get out get out there get on that stage
[01:08:35] You trying to leave me like everybody else
[01:08:38] You trying to help like
[01:08:42] You want to help me
[01:08:45] I need I get out there get on that stage. What's the name of what's love got to do with it? Yes, okay
[01:08:52] You did it. I did it. Okay. All right come
[01:08:55] High school second. Okay
[01:08:57] Who's your least favorite teacher?
[01:08:59] Uh mine was uh my sophomore geometry teacher miss schmidt
[01:09:05] Uh
[01:09:06] I have to say
[01:09:12] Maybe mr. Oh, no, I can't remember his name. He used to whip my tail hit me with a paddle. Oh
[01:09:18] Yeah, I ain't like him. Mr. I think it was mr. Richardson
[01:09:22] Richardson maybe
[01:09:24] Yes, but he used to paddle me. Yeah. Yep
[01:09:26] All right
[01:09:27] What if you downloaded the new dog walker app?
[01:09:31] Where you can order someone to come to your house and walk your dogs and michael vick showed up wearing a wave cap
[01:09:36] I let him walk my dog. Yeah. Yes. Why is that? I I got forgiveness for my big
[01:09:42] I think he's a redeemed man a redeemed man. Shout out to michael
[01:09:46] I let him walk both of my dogs
[01:09:49] Show me a pursue segment. Okay
[01:09:51] All right, I haven't looked at it. Oh my goodness. How much longer does a clitoral orgasm last
[01:09:58] Compared to a penal orgasm
[01:10:01] one times
[01:10:03] Two times as much three times four times five times as long on average
[01:10:09] a clitoral
[01:10:12] Okay
[01:10:15] Okay, what do you think uh
[01:10:18] Twice as long no
[01:10:28] Three times as long there you go. Okay on average the control of a gino orgasm lasts three times longer than a penal orgasm
[01:10:36] An average penal orgasm lasts right around six seconds
[01:10:39] Vagina orgasms on the other hand can last right around 20 seconds. Where was the first model?
[01:10:47] Wait a minute. Let me stop right there
[01:10:54] I don't want to go any further yet. Hold on
[01:10:58] So you mean to tell me
[01:11:01] You mean to tell me
[01:11:05] that
[01:11:06] A couple things
[01:11:09] One
[01:11:12] We get six seconds. We get six seconds, right? They get 20
[01:11:19] If you think about it, it's kind of about right because they're
[01:11:22] Breathing and panting a little longer than we are typically. I'm saying I'm saying they getting 20
[01:11:29] That's a fact, right and sometimes multiple 20s, right?
[01:11:34] Back to back
[01:11:37] So they like like minutes into it. Yeah, wow. Oh goodness. All right. All right. Where was the first model olympic games here?
[01:11:45] the olympics, uh
[01:11:47] You go you know this that's uh
[01:11:50] Greece
[01:11:53] Who is the third on the all-time list of female tennis grand slam champions? Who's third third? Yes
[01:12:04] One of the Williams. Yes, which one?
[01:12:08] Serena
[01:12:09] What was the colony company mickey originally called?
[01:12:18] Oh
[01:12:20] Oh, Jesus
[01:12:22] Didn't we ask what's her name that the advertising shake that question something about mickey? It was different though
[01:12:28] Okay, what was it called? I
[01:12:30] can't thank you
[01:12:33] It's like a an honor. It's like an award
[01:12:37] It's gonna award you give kids close
[01:12:40] Oh
[01:12:42] Uh, uh blue ribbon there. I was gonna say this
[01:12:46] Okay, if you live to be 100 what do you think you'll be doing on a saturday night?
[01:13:01] I
[01:13:02] Watching tv. That's the number two answer. Okay. What's the more sleeping? Wow, okay. All right name something that might be a day old
[01:13:13] Milk food. Okay food name something a wife turns on just to annoy her husband
[01:13:22] Uh
[01:13:28] The dishwasher
[01:13:30] Nope
[01:13:30] What that would be a radio? That's the second answer. That's the number two answer tv would be the number one answer
[01:13:36] Really, that doesn't know me. Yeah
[01:13:39] Name something people try to squeeze into a girdle
[01:13:45] Dress yeah tight clothes. Yes tight clothes. All right name a question that mothers love to ask their grown sons
[01:13:53] uh
[01:13:55] Uh
[01:13:57] How's your love life? Yes, number one answer
[01:14:00] Wow. Yeah, meet have you met miss or mr. Right? Okay. Yeah, number one answer
[01:14:06] All right name something you shouldn't be holding
[01:14:09] Name something you shouldn't be holding while you're driving hot coffee
[01:14:14] Uh, that would be a
[01:14:16] What?
[01:14:18] Uh, the phone phone number one answer. Okay, look at that. Yeah. Yeah. You recover yourself. Yeah
[01:14:23] All right
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[01:15:07] Ah episode number 23
[01:15:10] Ico citrio phobia citrio phobia has been a good one coach. Yes, sir
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