On and Off da Field Podcast presents a "Best Of" compilation in episode number 11, where we revisit some of the funniest moments from past shows, including jokes, interview snippets, and even some classic "Yoda moments". This episode also has some of the most entertaining "Final Sports Drive Jeopardy" questions and is a highlight reel of memorable bits from our past On and Off da Field Podcast shows. Come Listen, Laugh, Learn and be Inspired.
[00:00:00] You wanted to start out with a joke. We're gonna do some different instead of the favorite team Let's start out with another one Boy look, yeah I got one for you real quick you go first So That was this pimp Joke through the small town
[00:00:16] It was really really hungry Like god, I need a big town This is further away. I'm just so hungry Joke through the small town small town had a fruit stand I don't think that was open on that Sunday morning fruit stand
[00:00:27] Fruit stand sitting there little boy sitting down Girl, they said man I need me want them apples The pimp ain't got no money but the little boy sitting there you got a big red juicy apple And pimp said He said I want you
[00:00:45] He said in the apple for her He said yellow boy said you ain't got no money for this apple He said you can't tell me how much money I got a little boy he said how much you want for the apple
[00:00:54] He said you you you ain't got enough money I'm telling you my work going on you ain't got no money by this apple So don't waste your time. He said what makes you think angan you said you 200 dollars for the he said you
[00:01:04] He said you two thousand dollars for You just he said man, what is the what about that apple? In how you know angan no money to get that the buy that apple He said you see that house over there
[00:01:17] The two car garage he said yeah he said you see that the rear porch pocket He said yeah, he said my sister got that with a chair What did you think I'm gonna do with it big go out I got a
[00:01:38] A farmer and three farm hands, all right a Chinese farm hand a black farm hand and a white farm hand Okay, so he leaves but before he leaves he puts a chastity belt around his wife Okay, it's got a little razor blade around that area
[00:01:55] So a couple days later he comes back. He lines up all the farm hands Tells the Chinese farm man takes down your pants Chinese farm and takes down his pants Small yellow dick is all chopped up and make the Bruns the farm a killer Chinese farm hand
[00:02:14] He looks the black farm man Since take down your pants Black farm man takes down his pants. His big old thing comes out and this cut up and you help And the farmer shoots the black farm hand
[00:02:30] So it goes to the white farm man the white farm man is nervous. He is nervous He looks at him and the guy says tick down your pants The white guy takes down his pants and his small little penis is fine, right nothing
[00:02:45] Farmer looks at him goes think God I could trust you you could stay and the white guy go Thank you You know the mama jokes All right, since his mother's day Well see the jokes I know about the mother was they was like your mother so this
[00:03:19] All right, so I got one say with your mother so dumb Your mother so dumb. I'll dumb. She was on the way to the airport. She saw the size say I'll put left. She turned around and went home Your mother so black
[00:03:37] How black was she how black was she She leaves finger prints on charcoal I'm about one more look. It's going your mom was so black How black was she she's so black will she get out the car to all like come on All right, happy mother
[00:04:03] The yodel moment is is him telling you something about The Bible or prayer or something spiritual Try to explain it so you can kind of get a vast understanding in why you're sitting there listening to it So tell us the importance of prayer How should we pray
[00:04:29] And in this area is some sort of formal or prayer that you like All right, I'll see your first question the importance of prayer. Okay? The important to put prayers so important that
[00:04:45] Prayer is the reason it's so important is because it is the life line that we have between us and our father And it's a life line that's free you don't get charged for it
[00:04:58] So you can make calls anytime you want you don't get you don't get charged for prayer It's free and it's important because we have to talk about we have to talk to and hear from our father
[00:05:09] People think prayer is a dialogue and it's not a dialogue. It's a monologue Two people if we do all the talk in there when can we listen So in prayer, it's a wise important because God taught you in prayer too
[00:05:22] That's when he speaks to us in prayer. So that's another reason why it's important The model prayer Jesus said this is the model prayer Say our father which I didn't have and how it'll be that name
[00:05:35] Like sure that kingdom come that we'll be doing on earth as it is in heaven Give us a day by day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us
[00:05:43] You just not interpretation but deliver from the evil one for you as it's a kingdom of power and glory forever never The model prayer. This is why it's so important because the disciples actually came to Jesus and they asked them they say hey, you just had a pray
[00:05:59] Because it's what we're doing we don't want to pray for the wrong thing. Sorry, right? That's how important prayer is one last thing about prayer Prayer is a child like petition to an all wise all knowing all powerful father God say that again
[00:06:22] Prayer is a child like petition to an all wise all knowing all powerful father God That's how deep yes, you're the best deep shout out to Adam Margaret Curry. She taught me about that
[00:06:40] About that about prayer. She's a prayer warrior say it again. Oh the market curry. Oh Margaret Curry. Yes, she raised me Our member that way back then let me broke his talk. Yeah, I was so happy. I had to just say that all right, so here we go
[00:06:59] How does the Dallas cowboy fan change the light book? Right here. We called they don't they just talk about how good the old one
[00:07:08] Which is where Dallas cowboy fan all they do talk about the good old day. Yeah, and it's man and that this year is the year right every year They say the same thing. Yeah, I like that
[00:07:17] Did you hear did you hear about the joke that that told his receivers? No, they didn't either it went over the heads wow All the balls I like that what do the Dallas Cowboys and cheek for late manager having common
[00:07:32] Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. That's good That's good. That's real good. I like that. What do you say to a Dallas cowboy in a suit? Will the defendant please rise
[00:07:45] And these all Dallas cowboy did what do the Dallas Cowboys and build on like oh man What do the Dallas Cowboys and really grab having common? They both can make 7,000 people stand up again
[00:08:08] I thought you were like that. I was good bro, how do you keep a Dallas cowboy out of your front yard? How put up goalposts? They never never never come in there. I've never come in a yard right right All right, listen, I want to start with this
[00:08:26] Because I let LB tell his first and then I want you to I want you to tell us what yours is we always stop with the favorite FL team and why so I'm I won't
[00:08:34] I won't it'll be a long length to start with his much the favorite in the 15 and tell us why the Pittsburgh Steelers in
[00:08:41] In 1976 my dad took me to a New York Giants football game. He played for the Giants and so he took me to my first football game McKinley balls. Tell our team McKinley balls. So we go to the game and the Giants are playing the Steelers
[00:08:58] And the back story is I'm color blind so I couldn't see colors at all at that at that time So in the game the Steelers come out the tunnel. They come to the locker room and I'm like Look at the black and go uniform I'm 60 years old
[00:09:14] We're both beat up for the Giants right right I'm like yo, so I'm like that's that made me a fan right there. So you traded on pops I traded on pops for the Steelers Jans are my second favorite team. Let me ask today's real quick before we go
[00:09:28] We go before we let Marcus tell his what did your dad say? What did pop say when you He never tripped he never tripped about he fallen in stillness that's he is your dad still a dot-hot
[00:09:39] He wants to anyone's to join us okay, so he kind of go back to you absolutely okay He knows my love of the Steelers, so he supports that all right So look Mr. Thomas Marcus was the favorite in the fair team and why I tell us why
[00:09:53] Well my favorite team and the Steelers also okay, so I got two steel and they said people here. Yeah, man Why is that your team grown up in Memphis man? We had two teams cowboys and stillness
[00:10:08] So you had to pick man you had to pick girl you got to know early in life and maybe you know And I picked the stillness and my mama my grandma. I'm ordered that still to go from that JCP in a car
[00:10:20] You know they get it from the car long You know And I had the steal the one and my glucose he's a cowboy down here right now and he ate that one. So, I gotta say this, because I like to talk about regions. You mentioned, you said,
[00:10:57] living in Memphis, you had two teams that got chose from Dallas or Pittsburgh. Now, I gotta ask this question. Why were they the two teams? Not why wasn't it, just named, I mean, why wasn't it somebody else? I'm just asking. Well, you gotta look at the demographic.
[00:11:18] That's what I wanted to hear. And no, the regional gang, or the stiller they know, they come on their 12th. Oh. So we gotta hurry up and get home for church. You know, you know growing up in Memphis, you guys go to church too. Right.
[00:11:35] That's it, I love it. I got to show up. Shout out to Mom and her. Mom and her, I always made you go to church. Yeah, you ain't good. Shout out to Mom and her. What's your favorite NFL team? Oh, I'll kill you. Why?
[00:11:52] Well, I like that I like it. I'll follow the blacks with play there. I mean, they was, I mean, it's one while just seen they was all black. When you put the white guy in there, he'd clean the hair for me. Yeah. You know,
[00:12:04] that's a bit, you know. But we have a hammer on. I'm like, you black too. And so down to our share was out too, right? I see. Oh, yeah. I'll show them that they came to push black codes.
[00:12:19] They have a lot of real black codes, real black and old. They were back in, I think that in 1927 somewhere the black code, but the modern day code, our share was here, kosher. That's right. Wow. Yeah. Here's here kosher. I like the real estate was tough.
[00:12:36] I mean, you had well, the people off their games. You know, whenever you get people off your game, you got them. Right. Right. You get people off their game. You got them. And you make them tired. Don't feel like crazy. Elgata.
[00:12:49] And they can feel the rest of the old game. You know, they come off the bench here and you invite me to the old and you look. You look like a couple. I mean, they'll do my time to make football. They'll get to your real estate.
[00:13:09] I out there just said, we have been with you. We're using me. Kick hands, be the kick hands. I'm a crazy, I'm a crazy, I'm a crazy, I'm a crazy, just kick hands, kick hands, a little crazy. That's even one. Oh man, I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan.
[00:13:31] And I'm in a Cowboys fan. Oh, oh. Uh, uh, they're totally seven. Yeah. I'm so self-aware. I'm a, I'm a Roger thought man. Anyway, I'm on a short eight man. You know what? The whole night. That was Cowboys all day. All right.
[00:13:51] What made you a Dallas Cowboys fan? Why did you become a fan? Well, part of the reason was, um, you know, as I was growing up, I spent quite a bit of time with my grandfather down in training to guard. And he was a Cowboys fan.
[00:14:05] He was a Cubs fan. You know, the whole night. But those Cowboys, what a thing. So with the Cowboys been on TV just about every Sunday, it just came up, uh, Sunday thing for us to see the team
[00:14:20] group for the team and for me, it just made it that much more because that was the team that my grandfather loved. Okay. Who's your favorite player? Who's my favorite player, man? I picked up a few over the years, but when I first started out,
[00:14:36] it was, um, air to tall jump. Mmm. Why do you like two tall? Man, he was a defense of Ford. Wow. You know, Jeff. Jeff. Jeff throw Pew. I think he played for Cowboys too. Jeff throw Pew. Man, I don't remember him. He played during the time, too.
[00:14:55] My mother went to school with him. Elizabeth said, okay. Yeah, let's see. Okay. You remember him, T? Not quite. Okay. Okay. So, so, so Dallas and then you said, two tall jump. It's two tall jumps. Yeah. But you want to know the crazy thing? No.
[00:15:12] Was that a, I know the one of my favorite players, wasn't a cowboy at all. Who was, they're not the hurricanes of all. No. Definitely not. They, they really don't need to go back to that because that was a day of his team. Oh, they're not the feet.
[00:15:26] So, I look at this. All right. The biggest draft was man, 2007. This is, this is interesting. Jamaican Russell on 1989, Tony Mandarin. Now you got some numbers. I, I think, code. I want to look, I want you to tell me this.
[00:15:45] So, so we talk about the biggest draft bust. Right. Let's go 1989. Right. Right. Four eight men went number one. Okay. And then the packers took, uh, mandorits, Tony Mandarin. Right. The line that they're going to do. Never, panda. Right. Who guess who went after one?
[00:16:06] I'm a, I'm a list five players. I got drafted after Tony Mandarin. This about to be crazy. Barry Sanders. That's crazy. Derek Thomas. Provo. Deonsand. Provo. How's it? Water. Provo. And your boy, lawyer, tell me. I only went on that. No. Side to lawyer, you see him, bro.
[00:16:23] Hey, so you got four panda favorites. Right. Not, not, not, not player. No, how do they? What's all the famous? All the famous. Barry Sanders. Derek Thomas. Come on. Deonsand and Steve at water. All of them. All of them. Hall of Fame. Facts.
[00:16:39] So, and mandorits went number two before them. And was a straight bus, straight bus. Now, now the other one. You're marker. Locke, you're local boy. They call them biscuits in third of biscuits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause you know he was so let's serve. So they made them.
[00:17:05] And they made them big. Sine call them biscuits in third of them. They did. We're just on that. They did. They had nicknamed the biscuits in third of them. Oh my god. They did. Biscuits in third. Yes. All right. In 2007, biscuit could serve. Yeah. Right. Oh my god.
[00:17:45] You've been a college of biscuits in third. Biscuits in third. Okay. In 2007, he wouldn't number one. All right. To the Raiders. And these players went after. Oh man. Calvin Johnson. Megatron. Adrian Peters. Hall of Fame. Is Adrian Peters a Hall of Fame? He's gonna be. Okay. He promo.
[00:18:11] The real reason. Hall of Fame. Tickin. Got shibby. Joe Thomas. Oh man. So those players went right after. To Marcus Russell in 2007. I hate the biggest bus. I think we got to go with biscuits in third. He got biscuits in third of them got it.
[00:18:28] He got the bill. We didn't know. You know, I drove him. Oh man. You got two times. And I said one. I said at one point we went to Waffle House. This was about five in the morning. Just when you see where you caught a biscuit to third.
[00:18:57] Yeah. Exactly. Different. And I wanted to say to him. It was like a, uh, I had an out of body experience as a father. And I wanted to say to him. And you are f***ing up bad. Yeah. You know, I really wanted to say that to him.
[00:19:16] But I did not just kept my, I just kept kept quiet and stuff. But, uh, you know, you had, you remember that, there was the joke there, the coach. Yeah. We're on one coat said. Man, your Morgan Russell's a total of 60 yards from his knees.
[00:19:36] And I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah, but he can't hit the receiver on his knees. I knuckle about him. I knuckle about him. I knuckle about him. I knuckle biscuits and so on. That's enough enough enough enough enough. How do I know? I'm correct. I'm correct.
[00:20:01] I want to do. I want to do some special. I'm crying, bro. I want to talk about. All right. I want to do a Yoda moment. All right. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So when I met you, right.
[00:20:19] I met you. You were on the drive with the river view. Right. And, uh, Nicholas kid. Right. And I believe there was another guy. And Shelton. Remember Shelton? Right. It's all standing on the drive. Sorry, the shelter. Sorry to shut up and rest in peace. Right.
[00:20:37] You and Nicholas were talking about the devil having the answer behind his back. Mm-hmm. Can you tell us that story again? Okay. All right. That was based on the script for this is, uh, with every temptation. God provides you with a way of escape. Okay.
[00:20:55] So in other words, the devil has done when it comes with the temptation. Right. Right. But he also, before he leaves, he has to get permission from God even to even tempt you. Right. So the devil has to get permission from God.
[00:21:07] So when he goes literally to get permission because it's in that book of chose. You can do that without God getting permission. So anyway, uh, yeah, that's funny you write that up. So, um, when, when God allows these things to happen, he also tells the devil now.
[00:21:25] You have to take with you a way of escape. So when the devil comes and shows you the temptation, he's got one hand behind his back. If you ever pause and because the temptation is being, when temptation hits you to tingling
[00:21:39] feeling, you know, hold on, you're just feel like you gotta do it. All right. But if we were to ever pause and say, you know what? What's behind your back? What's in your other hand? Mm-hmm. He has to say, it's, here you go. Just the way of escape.
[00:21:54] Ooh, I like that. I thought that was about. Oh, shout out to you man for remembering that. But a man that was, I was standing talking to someone else. And I heard you guys say that behind me and I asked you to say it again. Wow.
[00:22:11] And I remember Nicholas was doing a shucking and child dance. He does. Right. Right. And he was, you know, explaining it as well. Right. Right. And then um, that moment, that's why I joined the church. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Wow. I didn't know that.
[00:22:28] That's why I joined the church. That's when I went to your church. Probably a week or so after. Wow. Yeah. I liked the Yoda moment man, but yeah, we go, oh, you need finish. Yeah. So in our last interview with Coach Trish Roberts, the forgotten lady, Valle.
[00:22:44] We're working on that by the way. We need to get that statue on. We're working on that by the way. We need to judge the hunger and the banner. They need to do right. That's right. We've she talked about Matthew 24 as her go to. Right.
[00:22:57] Can you just give us a brief quick synopsis of what she kind of meant by saying, for Matthew 24, why should watch those listening read Matthew 24? And what would you expect to get out of reading Matthew 24?
[00:23:12] The reason you need to read it is because Jesus is actually talking about. He's giving bread crumbs. He's giving clues as to when the end of the age will be or the system. The things which is the government.
[00:23:29] What the Bible says, the system of things is our government. So the disciples asked him at the beginning, they say, hey, it's kind of scary. We need to know what do we need to look for?
[00:23:40] So we are not a sign at the time so we won't get caught. So Jesus starts to tell them what to look for. So they won't get caught on the way. So that's one reason people need to read Matthew 24 because everything in is going to happen.
[00:23:53] That's what we need to know. And that is that signs that help us, the bread crumbs are in there. Okay. So we won't get caught on the way. That was a big thing. Jesus said to them, he said, make sure you don't get caught on the way.
[00:24:04] Make sure you don't get tricked. Right. So people that are ignorant get tricked. Gotcha. So you told them don't be ignorant so don't get tricked. That's one reason you need to read it.
[00:24:13] And what you're going to get out of it is the reality of what's unfolding in for before I was asked. Wars, rumors of wars. What we hear he talked about that right and it's in there. You're going to hear wars and rumors of wars.
[00:24:27] Mother going to hate daughter, daughter going to hate mother, son and log in. Dad, so that's what you're going to get out of it. You're going to see the things actually unfolding. Wow. That's the Matthew 24. Deep. Yeah. Oh, deep. Yo, duh. Ah, shout out. Yo, duh.
[00:24:43] I like that man. I like that. We got it. We might need to keep a young man alone. And you know what I mean? I'm impressed with the, uh, with the first one to do. Okay. The reason you joined the church. That's fire. Yeah. That was nice.
[00:25:01] That's fire. If Jesus were alive today, do you think he would still be a carpenter? I think Jesus, it is everything we are. I mean, that is about to want to be something you are Jesus. I can't say about time.
[00:25:20] So time, our people share me with all of us and they are going in. He's eating. It's just me to look at the sheep who he is. We're all about things that I'm doing. I mean, all these wrongs I mean, never got hurt.
[00:25:34] So I was going to run and take all of your days. You know, so we're here. I won't be here. I thought of the school. We'll be back school. Got a good job out of power. Come there. You know? Wow. So they go on for so too.
[00:25:48] Thank you. That's right. All right. Okay. So tell me, why when you going out? Why did you play multiple sports in high school instead of just one like today's athletes? I was losing sports. The main thing I want to do was I want to be a football player.
[00:26:07] I was so small. I was so small but it got small with the heart makes it. That's right. So the small guy would be called makes it, you know? And you just prove that people are small but I got to be a hard in you too. Right.
[00:26:25] That's right. I'll push that guy to me. So a lot of guys have practiced to make sure we run the spritz and down in the channel. That's so amazing. You know, I saw a smile. They're small. Come out of your mouth. You know, he was so awesome.
[00:26:42] He was so awesome. He was so awesome. He was so awesome. I just, I just, I like the sports. I never had my father in the football. I'm always really interested in the next day to a footballer because my father left when I was young.
[00:26:57] But I didn't do a lot of teaching. He didn't like that. He taught me sports. And so Shane, he even did a signature performance because he kind of killed our 15th at a call rate. Yeah, I remember that. He never gave what he taught me.
[00:27:10] So I just, he taught me. He's walked to the ball to the gym with me on those little one. Rooks back to the car, he looked out on the bench. He thought this should play me. He walked home and said, you be all right one day. Yeah.
[00:27:22] That's the thing. I thought about he's not here to see me perform like this. Wow. So I just, I learned this from work. Never with fishing on the heavy and bad days. But I learned this for it. Right. You know. With one.
[00:27:38] So what when you were selected as a member of the women's basketball team, what went into that? What being selected? What kind of process did, how did you get selected? What's the process like being selected to the US and the basketball team?
[00:27:56] That was another story because I coached North Georgia. After one year, I was there. She left and got the job at Emporia State in Kansas. So several of the players transferred to Emporia State. And I was one of those that transferred to Emporia State.
[00:28:16] So you have to transfer a portal back in the center. You know, down to the last thing to talk about is that yes. So the transfer of portal better off. So you applied here in the tree and we got to give you credit for that.
[00:28:32] I told you I actually equated it. So it was a team like as a team mate. Well, during the whole time I never knew that was the whole time through the Olympic team. You also had coached Tennessee. Are you early? Yeah. They hired her with just 22 years old.
[00:29:03] He had been in the coached Tennessee for two years. So you tell me simultaneously as you were playing with her. She was to coach at Tennessee? Yeah, but I didn't know it.
[00:29:16] I didn't know it's important in because I had mentioned to someone that my coach left the Emporia. And I was like, I really don't want to go back. No, no reason I changed her there was because he was there. So I jumped in the trance. Oh, my goodness.
[00:29:32] I'm not the first coach you get in a row of course. I won't be a pro. You get in a row of twice. You get a twice on him coach and love it.
[00:29:49] So, well, I had mentioned to one of my teammates that, you know, I want to go somewhere close with a home. And then, you know, I'm George, you can't even be George right there. Yeah, that's sort of. Mm-hmm. So Pat got wind of it.
[00:30:05] And next thing I know everywhere I was, there she was, the next thing on the bus, the next to me and the Saturday hall, the next to me on the bench. I'm like, is it my ear? But you want a vaccine?
[00:30:19] So I figured she was just trying to be a cat. I was recruited. You used your favorite. Exactly. Oh, my goodness. It's not a little bit. She's smart. That is amazing. That's amazing. That's amazing. That she was doing it both at the same time. That's amazing.
[00:30:35] So she offered you, so she offered you why during the Olympics to come to Tennessee? Well, she didn't offer me anything. I didn't pay my own way. Ah, really? I never had a basketball scholarship even though everything I ever played on, I was always the best player.
[00:30:53] So you basically worked and paid for your own. Worked study long. Yeah. Oh, wow. So you never given me anything even for this day. They had and it's to be retroactive somehow. Yeah. And you still hold records. They owe you some money, coach. You still hold records.
[00:31:13] Oh, my goodness. I mean, won't make my jersey either. Even though I was first black player to play for pad, I was first Olympian that played in that program. I was the first all of American.
[00:31:26] That's, I actually had the first all of America for any women's sports that Tennessee. Really? I remember the first on a four. I broke 11 records when I was there. I think six, seven skills to go. Yeah, I know the scoring work that I don't want to.
[00:31:41] I'm in the women's basketball hall of say three times. Once as a player, twice as a trailblazer with the Olympic team and then with the first women's pro league at the FBL. And then last all of this, I was in the basement. Well, go.
[00:31:57] I didn't even give you an effort. You created it for me. I missed it. I got to do your introduction again. How long? Was that ever a time where you considered LSU possibly winning it all over South Carolina? South Carolina has the best team.
[00:32:22] When you look at the team, it's like a machine that and it goes and it goes and it goes. You change his players. Right. And then you have to give Don Stanley her fly was because it's hard sometimes to coach that team concept.
[00:32:39] But when you look at Don Stanley, the motion picked up, the momentum picked up. Those girls won all those games. Right. And you can look at the coach and part. You can look at how she got it.
[00:32:52] I mean, you know, they say coaching is easy but I don't know. I mean, she's a heck of a coach. She's I think, of course, we can all agree. Player coaches are the best coaches. I don't care what sports you play basketball for. Particularly the point guard. Right.
[00:33:09] Particularly point guard. That's what you can multi in her or two of the better coaches and in college. And what's his name for the coach for Golden State? Steve Cork. Steve Cork. Steve Cork. Good coach. Yeah. Look at that. Players coach. Yeah. So I said this.
[00:33:26] Mark, I said this to coach. I said, uh, I said, uh, Don Stanley is underrated. Yeah. It's very muscle. You said it was. Yeah. I mean, all agree. She can really coach a guy as team. Wow. You could trust her. Yeah. Usually. So let me know that.
[00:33:46] Hold hold. Hold tight. No, you think I know you have this question. I'm just asking. We had this question. And I've always did. We had this question. Could, could, could, don't Stanley coach at Kentucky? Don't say the odds by the take. There's always straight to Kentucky right now.
[00:34:02] I would say I was in my son there. You mean you took. You mean to men. The men can tuck up to Coast Caliparis on go to Arkansas. I would match him with Don Stanley and show that he left some on the table. You're a Perry. Wow.
[00:34:20] I would play some off me. Don't wait a minute. I would see what happened to the spect. See what had to respect in the men. She would have to respect. I would do my job. Absolutely. Absolutely. I would. I don't know. I would say on the heavy, bro.
[00:34:34] But, Lizzie, I was going to say on the whole another level. She could go to the NBA. She could. She could. She could. And she could. She could tell a lot of those coaches that are coaching in the NBA.
[00:34:49] And the reason why I'm not going to say the WWE, because I expect the WWE to have her next. Okay. So you brought, you just brought up some because, Air B said this. And it's in the same vein. He said that he was the AD for Virginia.
[00:35:13] He would break the bite to get down, Stanley. And her house is in the driveway right now. Yeah. I would be. If I would have probably been my feet there right now. That's his alumnus. I mean, she's in the lumber Virginia. She's home. But, my home, Marcus.
[00:35:30] But you're going to lose her to the dollars. Now, Lizzie, and the reason why I say this is because. Think about the Vegas team. I got to, I got to match their intensity. How do you beat that Vegas team? Dawn's there. This is why the WWE right now.
[00:35:51] Think about it. Guess who'd be your first feet where she goes. She gets Kaling Clark. Wow. Well, Vegas got a coach. They ain't going to. Not. Another team. He's on another team for Mads Vegas and Tennessee. You have to take Dawn's stay. All right. That's correct.
[00:36:10] And draft Kaling Clark to that team. I got you. Yeah. How old you beat Vegas? Correct. You have to match their intensity. Right. If she goes to WWE and if she goes in, but if she goes in,
[00:36:22] if she goes in, but if she goes in, she could go Virginia, women makes sense. Yeah. And I think she could, by Kentucky. But here's the thing, Marcus. Yeah. Let me tell you what, let me tell you what's up. Let me tell you what's up.
[00:36:35] That's bigger than everything we're talking about. We're discussing Dawn's stay. Right. Right. Over all sports right now. Wow. They must be. We're skipping over. We're skipping over men's sports in general. Right. We're talking about her position in sports right now as a coach.
[00:36:52] And I think that's being so half off to her. That's not the best thing. Dawn's stay. But here's why we talking about it all. Because what would you know, your autobiography? If you had to type it in one. I would name my autobiography, said simply Memphis.
[00:37:10] You know, the ELPH I have. Making easy moves. Playing hoops in the style. Wow. That's how we did it. You know, I'm a huge group of friends who start Memphis. And start. I know. We wanted to chat like we wanted to find cars.
[00:37:30] Hey, hey, you know, sometimes we wanted that quick money. Right. But all the now it's one thing. You know. So we've got a little segment. This is your granddaughter segment. It's called the Mary's Nerd nugget fun fact.
[00:37:47] The last time Minnesota won the Big Ten Conference title in football was in 1967. How does it feel to be a part of the last Big Ten Championship football team? Well, we keep waiting for the record to be broken. We're kind of like the old mile.
[00:38:09] My name is office. Right. Under the season. Yeah, done sooner. For years they keep saying, you know, it's kind of the record's going to be broken. But we remain. We remain the last Big Ten Champions. Wow. Did you ever think you would return to your alma mater?
[00:38:31] As a as a AD. I had no clue. When I went to the left in 1968, all I was thinking about was what's next. The first heard of I had to overcome this traumatic old and Vietnam to be a part of the Vietnam War.
[00:38:57] And the social service agent there in the Mississippi. One by the name of Rootscott and how I'm hell, I remember that name from so far. But the reason for sending me to Vietnam. And I had a big injury for a weekend. And doing that.
[00:39:20] And I went to a party with a while of my life. I was wondering about how to go to Vietnam. These guys I met in the telling me that they're commanding officer with the Dihar Jamp. So he said, when you come to the checking tomorrow,
[00:39:41] you know, we'll meet you and we'll introduce you to him. So I go down on the Saturday morning to the induction center. Thinking that I'm getting ready to go to Vietnam. And I got training camp for a month and a half away. I'm going through the medical review.
[00:40:03] And never will forget it ended up getting a 1F, which is physically unable to perform. And then obviously, when the training camp and the training camp and the training ready to perform. Wow. Physical unable to perform. But you're pleased with the judge. But you're pleased with the judge.
[00:40:26] Yeah, thank God. I got to know this before we move to the next question coming out of the tunnel. What was that? You know, I see a lot of things nowadays. It's a lot of hype and it's like, it really is really. I love it.
[00:40:41] You know, this show pre-game and they're in the tunnel and coming out of the tunnel. I hear a lot of players saying that the adrenaline rush. What is that like coming out of the tunnel to thousands of fans that scream? Like what is that like?
[00:40:53] Well, it's an intense rush. And you know, you get excited. You're already excited, obviously, because you know, you get ready to play game. You're pumped up because of, you know, the competition. I think the most coming to time that I felt like the most pumped we were playing
[00:41:20] that Chicago Bears and that had an opportunity to play against the LCA. So, obviously, one of the best running back in this year's NFL. And that opportunity, you know, was sort of out of sort of pumped, you know, how sometimes
[00:41:42] when you get ready to play, I can't fall into the heat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, more pumped. I don't know. Exactly. Dr. Balsen, I love it. That's what I was talking about.
[00:41:53] That's what I needed to take me in the tunnel with you and you just took me in the tunnel. What you think you put it? I mean, like it is the final draw, sports just because... Listen. What was the favorite game to play six with girls?
[00:42:09] Truth a dare or hide and go get it. Boy, I'm way to win it. You gotta think this out. So, the benefits of truth a dare is that you can, you get to wage, which you want. But, uh, hide and go get it.
[00:42:32] I'm gonna need a tour of truth for that. Cause that was more... Six, yeah, I think. I got truth a dare. And then you want to see if the chick wanted to get down, right? Wow, you knew about her choice. She wanted to do it. Exactly.
[00:42:45] Which made it more safe. I'm going to choose the death. Who would you go get it with more of a... Challenge? Like a kid's, you know, running around, experimenting, type thing, you know. Truth a dare was it. Yeah, truth for that was it. Pan-down. Hands down.
[00:42:59] Truth for that. Alright, I like this. We talked about this red flag. Red flag. And yeah, red flags. I'm gonna read... Look, look, look at that. I'm gonna tell you right now. What? If you are... I'm gonna paint it. I'm gonna paint it picture for you right now.
[00:43:21] Let's say you're walking. Okay. Yeah, you walk. And you got to cross the street. And you see this person coming. Alright. And I try to stereotype. We're gonna talk about everybody. Okay, right? This one particular instance, if you see a young black girl with a baseball cap, driving
[00:43:40] with a face up at the steering wheel like she holding her feet. And the front or right bumper is hanging. And she got a graduation table hanging. Get the fuck out the way. Just... Just who? Just bad news. I have a lot of people who are here.
[00:43:59] So red. With that on any level. She's what you call a liability. Yeah, cover that in this. You cover that in this. She's a red flag. Lobby. Oh, my goodness. She's a liability. You know what? Some people only have liability coverage. Right. That danger is too.
[00:44:35] Very much wrong. And I'm... Is that she don't have no insurance. If that's what I have to do. I don't know what I'm going to do. She does not have any money. She does not have any money. I don't know what I'm going to do.
[00:44:54] Hey, tell me right now. Give me another eyes moment. Where you've been. Tell me somewhere else you've been. I'll tell you... I want to take my time and think about this because I have been in some places
[00:45:07] like I have been blessed to be with a sea of things in the face of life. That's why I have to say in question that I have to... You go first and I'm because I gotta think of mine. I got a lot of them.
[00:45:20] I once went to the women's basketball final four. I think it was 1998. And it's when Purdue won. They beat the Tennessee or Louisiana Tech. Okay. And I had a friend that took us to San Francisco. So we went up this cliff.
[00:45:42] And so I'm up on the top of this cliff in San Francisco. And to my right, the sun is setting on the Pacific Ocean. I know you love water. In front of me is the Bay of San Francisco with the Golden Gate Bridge. Okay.
[00:45:58] And you can see San Francisco line. And then you can see Oakland in the distance. Oh, that's not it. And it was just... It was beach rock on the very bottom of where we were in the cliff. Right. It was just more breathtaking thing I've ever seen. Wow.
[00:46:13] Yeah. The Alcatraz was sitting right there. Yeah. And the sun, when the sun set on the Pacific, the rays went through all the way. It was almost like lighting up the city itself. Wow. Yeah. I think I got... Can I mention two?
[00:46:32] You can mention three if you want. I was in... It's called... It's an alpaca. You can see it. So I was in the Pacific Island. I did it for three years. And I saw the Northern Lights. Nice. Yes. This is there. It's right there. It looks like...
[00:46:51] This is when you were in an Avery State. Yes. I saw the Northern Lights. It really was Northern Lights. Yes. Right there. It was almost like... How cold was that up there? Oh, dude. When we got there, it was because we had to leave from... Kepa... Kepa...
[00:47:08] To Rakeyvick. From Rakeyvick up further. So it was like 21 degrees. Watching hockey, we used out there. No, I did it. I saw a lot of polar bears. Up close? Yeah. And it had... Varm marks on them. You know, they have to... They have to put these... Fitses.
[00:47:31] Electric Fitses on border muffins or an area. Because they out there. You can't... Right. You got the ralium. You got to kind of flock on there like sheep. They say every night in that test that fits. David Atmborough will be pissed, they've been hurt that... Yeah.
[00:47:44] I'll do it. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying... I'm just saying... I did it. I was just saying... But yeah. Other ones down the place we're quick. I... I... I meant to... The rock of Gibraltar. Not yet. I did it. I did it. I did it.
[00:48:07] Yeah. In the straight of Gibraltar. I went through those that don't know, explained with that. The credential rock. You remember to get a piece of the rock? Right. The giraffe. That's the rock of Gibraltar. I actually saw that rock.
[00:48:17] And it's actually a monumental rock to the point where if you try to get a piece of it, they would lock you up. They literally trying to get a piece of the rock over there. They try to get a piece. But they go to jail. Wow. That's...
[00:48:31] Because it's like sacred to them. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yep. So that's what I saw, man. Those were the places. Nice. There are a lot of places. You know, Uncle Sam's down. Thank you, Uncle Sam. I write on the same. Fuck. Folks. Only nobody's sitting there for me.
[00:48:45] Well, I got a good one. Let's see. I'll do listeners. Let's see about listeners if you can get this one. Okay. What was on page 43? Oh, what? What was on page 43 of this magazine? Oh! Oh! Uh oh. The... Did you need that number? Jet be here, no?
[00:49:08] Oh yea. I need to have the Sam on one time. I never... My childhood home, I had the wall of... Jet Beauty. Did I tell him what he's got his 32 or 32? I said the wrong thing, he said the wrong page. That looked at this 43. I said 34. Yeah. It's 43.
[00:49:26] I also said 32 or 34. But I remember. Because I stood down every week. I'm talking about religiously. Wow, that's a good fact. I was close. You were close. All right. Best jet pilots. You know when we picked Navy Air Force. I actually got a little detail on this
[00:49:56] and to the point because they used to work with jets in the Navy. Okay. You got the F-22 Raptor. You got the F-35. Right now as far as jets, fighter jets. Top two. Okay. You can't take an Air Force or Navy.
[00:50:20] One is Air Force, one is the Navy. Okay. Navy is the F-35. Air Force is F-22 Raptor. The Navy is F-35. Listen, one is better at maneuverability but the other is better at dog fighting. Dog fighting is when you...
[00:50:37] Yeah, one got a title turn but one got a more speed. So you got the one in two parts. You got the top two. Right. And I'm not... and I'm being honest. And I was Navy.
[00:50:48] If I had to pick one, I'd go with the F-22 with the Air Force. The Raptor just is a beast, but really. It is a beast and that some of the stuff that they can do. Well, my lot of people don't realize you associate Navy with ships.
[00:51:02] And you don't realize how big of an Air Force. Right. They have. You got another... I got another fun fact. You ever heard of a 50-cal? No. Okay. And the Navy we have with the Cal. 50-cal. It's a 50-cal rifle.
[00:51:20] It's one of the ones that you have to put the pig under. You can hold it. Okay. So it's that much. Right. Right. One, a 50-cal rifle bullet is 60-cal long. One bullet. This is the long one. Wow. Which is the average pin and 60-cal long.
[00:51:36] I knew that because in the military they tell you if you're having an image or you use it, the average pin and 60-cal. Yeah. Every pin. So you got a minute. A 50-cal bullet. A 50-cal. She was a bullet this long. 60-cal.
[00:51:53] But it's probably a nice, cigar size. So it's a cigar size. I mean, let me tell you something. The velocity, listen what I'm telling you. The velocity alone on a 50-cal bullet. If it passes within 20 inches of your shoulder, it'll dislocate your shoulder.
[00:52:11] The bullet don't have to hit you. It's the wind that comes off of the bullet. If I shoot at you and I miss you by 20 up to 20 inches. It'll still dislocate your shoulder. You'll show the bone with this looking. Wow. That's the velocity coming off the 50-cal bullet.
[00:52:32] 50-cal. Yes. I saw a man get hit with one bullet. He had a skill at missile running to shoot down a target. And it was a helicopter had a 50-cal on the side. He launched his shot. He hit his upper body. He liquified his upper body.
[00:52:55] His legs took 10 more steps. And his upper body took a shot. She can get hit here, cut off. Go. That's where one 50-cal bullet would do. One bullet. And you were shooting those? No, I've seen them shooting them. Those are statistics. We had helicopters that had them.
[00:53:15] So say I had to be familiar with the armament of the helicopters. We had H3s and we had H46s. So some of them had armament. So if I was the LSE, land a segment and elicit, I had to be familiar with the armament on that.
[00:53:29] So I can move properly. So the 50-cal has had the study. Yeah. Yeah. I just wanted to drop that. That's a fun story. That's the focus. Let me ask you. Will was the last time you shit yourself. I don't know what that would be like to eat.
[00:53:46] You're a big guy. You're a big guy, but I don't know what that would be like. I don't know. But I couldn't get all of your stuff. I can't even imagine having a shot. Oh my god. Have you ever pissed in the show? What was the last time?
[00:54:10] As a man, probably in the last time I'd take a shot. I'd do it on the ice. Yeah, I'm sure they piss in the shower. Women don't piss in the shower? No. I don't feel it's on my wife. It's pissing the shower. You want pissing the shower? Yes.
[00:54:32] She's pissing the shower while I was in the shower, whether. I still had a real rough nose. But yeah, I want to throw this out. No, it's good. Yeah, the pee. And she feel like you're not. She's doing it. I'm not a dry.
[00:54:59] Oh, it doesn't seem like you. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, I'm done it. You never pee in the shower? Yeah. I'm in a game in the drain. I think I forgot. Is he just like aiming to dry in the drain?
[00:55:11] That's how I like so much like for a guy. A guy, you just not pee in like all over the turf. You know, you peeing towards the drain. But so are the women? But women are you. They are.
[00:55:24] I mean, how do they go to pretty good system in place? God, so I feel it. If you didn't even move on to that, you'd probably be like, you're a little bit. No, they do. They got a good system in place. Thank you. And they put it accurate.
[00:55:50] We're got your, that's true. They like, they are. Okay, they accurate, bro. Okay. Like, they got, you know, I think they're good. Yeah, so to ask you a question, yes. Yes. Yes. What if the Hulk fought the thing who would win?
[00:56:06] Okay, now you, you have to be as you have to be a comic book. Fuck, I'm the bad one. I'm the bad one. I'm the bad one. I'm the bad one. I'm the bad one. I'm the bad one. I'm the bad one.
[00:56:18] Look, I'm, I collect the comic books. So, to where I hate is the Hulk is immortal. So, the Hulk is the one that's on win that thing, right there. So, it's just things that the English got understand though. The English got understand a seat.
[00:56:31] Being real has an attitude. Wow. For a while. For a while. It's attitude. Don't do nothing but feed the Hulk. So, ain't no 800, ain't no 800, ain't no 800. They've got to turn it, stay with me. I'm not because of now. There's no kids being thrown.
[00:56:50] There's no handle, there's no handle. And everybody is that safe. So, yeah, it just feeds the Hulk. All right? Oh yeah, don't talk. Oh, you mean you're about to even bet. You got to worry about being crazy. I love it. To A.T.U.K. Z.R.A.
[00:57:06] Travel. Which, which in W.M.B.A. player, are you taking to your high school prom? Ah, Andrew Reese. Andrew Reese? It's so many. It's a lot. You can't do that. You gotta give me a pass in the film. You gotta give me a pass in the film.
[00:57:37] You know, a pass. Give me two, bro. Let me give them your... So, let me pick from like, you know, a Lisa, Lisa, listen to them days. Oh man. Lisa, Leslie, two tall, bro. I have to pick legs around here.
[00:57:56] I think it's... I'm not to go with her, though. Thanks. Lisa, I... in the past. But you give me your pass. Then we give you... I'm going to do what I... I'm going with Skyler Diggins.
[00:58:09] See, I knew you was going pick one and that was going to miss, dude. She's strong. Great point guard. Great handle. It's carried the rock, bro. Yes, you can carry it in the rock. Faster ball. So, look, she's spinning all the way around. This and the rock.
[00:58:26] Good in the paint, I see better from the arc. She did not... She's draining it, boy. He's draining it. She's draining it. So, my future, the present one. A present NBA player. I'm going... Aager Reese. But... Hey, I take it to the prom. Who you guys?
[00:58:43] I told you, Skyler Diggins in any... Well, the number two... What was the two pick in the WMBA? I'll take her. Which one is that... Who was that was number two pick? That's why you're going to take it. We need to watch the next one. Hello, no coach.
[00:59:00] Wait a minute. I'll just wait a minute. I'll just wait a minute. I'll just wait a minute. All right, come on. Okay. Come on. Okay. All right. Who would you hire as your accountant? Oh, man. L.C. Hammer.
[00:59:20] And I was sitting under a rising or keep my camera. Who do you? All the sudden! I wouldn't let that touch my head. No! Listen, you remember that story about... The ESP in the 30s for 30? Or keep my pants? No. Well, you can't...
[00:59:41] You can't just look down to the camera. He said, man, at one point... He said, I had 11 mortgages. He said, no, who was in the houses? Oh, man. Andre Ryzen told her dude, he said... He was driving and his agent said that the...
[00:59:58] That would make a good doctorate shop. He wrote him a check for 40 grand. Right. I remember that. Did you say he never went back to see if he could open? No, no. Yeah. I bought it $1,000.
[01:00:09] I had hammer and I was the guy who had too many people in the payroll. Hey, they say... MC Hammer Waterbee was $25,000 a month. Because he had... The... The... The... He's trying to... He's trying to... He's saying... I'm gonna... He's saying... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... He's like...
[01:00:51] I know, man. Give him a hammer. I remember... I remember... He said... He said... He said... He said... He said... He said... He said... He said... He said... Oh, my goodness. He said... He said... He said... He had a whole river going through his house, man.
[01:01:16] Oh, my goodness. Oh... It's... And... I got no diaries, though. You... You must have one. That's why you put it on that. Come on, weird, bro. I know you got a way, bro. Come on. You're more like a... Say, look, I knew it. I did a joke, uh...
[01:01:31] I was walking down the hall and I heard something fall. That I re-op. That I re-op. That I re-op. That was walking back. And it literally... It literally... It literally... That... That I re-op. That I re-op. That I re-op. That I re-op. That I re-op.
[01:02:04] The importance of foreplay... Do... Let me say this. Forplay for me. Let me run this down a y'all. Listen to me. I'm like... It's set... Go! Forplay for me starts before you even get to the house. Forplay for me starts when your check hit the bank.
[01:02:24] And then you pay your bills, your grown-up, and wives with your bills. You take care of your business. You can still have your whole three-piece suit on. Uh... Ladies, you can have a blow-son-up to your neck. But if you pay in bills, you six.
[01:02:36] If you're responsible, that's foreplay. You mess it with me. You're following me all over by throwing a ticket and getting a business. And... You know what up for foreplay is? Right. When the woman takes care of what she's supposed to take care of. Right.
[01:02:50] And the man takes care of what he's supposed to take care of. That's foreplay like hell. Ooh, they... You're fond of me now. You do... Or you do one women good at that. Right. You're fond of me now. You got me ready to go.
[01:03:02] And that's the thing I got my clothes on. Not by the time I get home, and I'll see you be the one women good at it. Right. I get even more horny. Yeah. Because I'm like, oh, my goodness. Now, don't... You've been... So, the foreplay starts with me.
[01:03:15] I'm not done yet. Yeah. So, being with me once you once you do that in your taking care of business and the house is in order. Aming it? I help clean up. I don't mind. But the house isn't order. Right. And we both do our roles. Right.
[01:03:29] I ain't got make to the bear when we're here. Now, by the time we start kissing and rubbing, that's the physical foreplay. I'm ready. Right. Right. You said it. Right. Right. So, that's foreplay for me. Okay. Paying bills is sexy. That turns me off. It allows me.
[01:03:46] It allows me. It allows me. It allows me. It does. But I'm paying bills. Not all the blood is up in my shit. It's a turn off. So, the blood is in my chest. Get away tonight. Right. It ain't all all the way. It can't fight itself.
[01:04:07] It ain't all all the way. It ain't all the way. It ain't all the way. It ain't all the way. It ain't all the way. See? Because your folks are so. Right. For a play. They go hand in hand. So, they ask you a question. Yeah.
[01:04:19] That's my rant on foreplay. Oh, good. What about you? I'm a lead. You know, I think we just need to give it yours. I don't even know for both of us. Do you agree? Yes. No, seriously, though. There's not no turn you on as a man.
[01:04:32] As a man, you want someone to be sexy. Right. But sexy is not necessarily in how you look. No. It's how you carry yourself. Right. The things that you do. You're attitude. The way that you move, the way the business that you take care of. Yes.
[01:04:49] You know, how you stand, how you can converse. Right. How you respond. Yeah. All those things. You know, how you moving wisdom. Right. Vulture. See what's there? All that stuff, mad at me. It do. Let me tell you something. Why are we on this subject?
[01:05:05] A little stuff turned me on. I want to hear the two of you go to the truth. I like this. If a woman got on footies, I go crazy. For footies. Yes. Disfooties. Disfooties. And don't let her have the ball on the back.
[01:05:23] You know, the ball on the ankle ball. You know, I had a ball on the back. Everybody in the winter? I don't know where the leaves. But it's, it got to, I got a footie face. I'm telling you, it's something about like, footies. Yeah. Seriously. Yeah.
[01:05:58] You got them. They could be two different colors. It could be a ribbon and a blue one. It could be a white one and a pink one. But they just put it. You say it's just on the ankle and the ankle, not thick thick.
[01:06:09] But they, you know, nice size. You know what I'm saying? But foot is probably. I go, woo. That's the full of things. That's the full of things. There's a little bit. Who's that lady in the, who's like, the real, the fat one? Yeah. We've got some footies.
[01:06:23] Oh, no. She's gonna do that. You're gonna do that. You're gonna do that. You're gonna do that. You're gonna do that. You put a footie on her foot. It'll be like putting on a rub. That's how I take the sock of the old foot.
[01:06:35] Dude, you know how I take that. That's just in here. You're gonna do that. I had to bring it. But that's something that tells me, what's some, that's, that's all I did. That little stuff like, I want me to take one. I take one.
[01:06:47] The opposite is, is, is for me is, is tears. Like if I saw, you had no footies and it was torn. I saw a whole lot. That's a turn. That's what it turns me off because it, you have like, she got raises on her panties and they're torn.
[01:07:00] Man, that is that turn off. Oh. It's a turn off. Ripped, ripped. Ripped. Just any, you know, just a little flaw like that's a turn off. It doesn't matter what if a thread loose on the thumb. I have to pin a hug big that thread is.
[01:07:14] It'll look like a tampon through your shoulder. Oh, no. It's like a little thread. It's different. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When and how did you find out that Santa Claus is not real? For me, I was a, I had just moved into this neighborhood. I was eight. Uh-huh.
[01:07:37] And a lot of the kids were older than me two, two, three years older. Okay, no. They were talking about that they were going to get for Christmas. I think it was our Tari was the game that just came out. Okay. So they were talking about it.
[01:07:51] And I, I'm gonna get Santa Claus to give me a tarry. And it was like Santa Claus. And broke it down to me right there. And I owe you eight. My dad did a good job with Christmas. He did a good job with Christmas.
[01:08:07] So did he teach you that they were Santa Claus? He just made me believe that gifts was going to be, you know, on Christmas day gifts were going to be there. I'm gonna tell you how I found that. I was always nosy.
[01:08:21] So when I, you know, Christmas, I'm excited. I just look at the news and then they say, Well, we just buy the Santa Selling over a certain set. I get excited. The first couple of you had been laying up under the covers.
[01:08:31] I was waiting to take a Santa Claus. This was one night my dad had got drunk. While he was putting the presents on. He gave it off. He was like, yeah, the Rick going on phone. And he's back on board him.
[01:08:42] He's gonna ride this down the neighborhood in the Rick. I bought him his bike. And this is how I felt up in my bed. I said, bought my bike. Say it and he's so. This Santa thing is a hustle. Damn. And then you know what I said?
[01:09:07] I lay back down and say, well, at least I know what I got for Christmas. I'm so excited. So that's how I found out Santa Claus. I want to read it. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, it's all right. For the first time in history,
[01:09:24] the jet beauty of the week has to be a white woman from the young and the rest is, oh man. Who you put up pays 43? Nicky Newman actually abit. Catchman Chancellor. Our Lauren Finn Moore. The first of all, I'm not mistaken.
[01:09:44] Miss Chancellor, you just smoked them with jeans. So we're the light no women has smoked. So it's Chelsea. Miss Chancellor, I would have a dress. I would have a dress. I see. You're drinking that one at years old back in the day. He's like, Marred from solid.
[01:10:00] You remember Marred from solid gold and dummy. He's a bitch. So so Miss Chancellor, I think she's out. She's out. Now I'm going to say Nicky Newman. Or either Ashley Abbott. Who are you going with? I think Lauren Finn Moore. Okay. Yeah, okay. Hey, man.
[01:10:27] See the Lauren or Ashley. I think I'm going with Ashley Abbott. Yeah, see the Lauren or Ashley. Yeah, I think I put as the Abon on paid 43 for me. Yeah, see the Lauren or Ashley. All right, girl story. Can you remember the first girl that you kissed
[01:10:44] that had bad breath? Oh, man. Probably the same girl that lost my virginity to in the back of that cup of the Supreme. Yeah, she was a piece of work. I've worked in the breast and it's winning the greatest. Yeah, it was a long evening. Oh, sorry.
[01:11:05] Hey, what is this? Oh, my God. I bet you that girl was stanky. Oh, man. No, you know what? Anyway, we're leaving. Yes, it has been your boy. You the only fear coat. Rets assured this is your boy coach boss in A.K.A.
[01:11:25] Still a nation, A.K.A. A.K.A. I'm sorry. Anyway, we're leaving. Yes, it has been your boy. I'm A.K.A. Still a nation, A.K.A. This is your off the field, coach and life coach, A.K.A.
[01:11:41] Mr. Coach, we back A.K.A. Mr. Orgy party. Not normal. A.K.A. With the proof-out, no, no, no. This is an on and off the field. Shout out. Shout out.
